Prehistoric: Poor people don't want to be gods

September 15th.

King Zhou sent an order to the palace people to prepare for the banquet. On the stage, thirty-nine seats were arranged facing upwards, with thirteen seats arranged on one level and three levels.

After a while, the arrangement stopped.

King Zhou longed for the fairies, and wished he could send the sun to the western mountains so that the bright moon could rise to the east... It was a pity that he was not one of the immortals who could call upon the wind and rain, and pick up the stars and the moon.

Daji stood aside and remained silent.

——Huh? Fairy?

——Even among those who have become immortals, how many can control the wind and rain with their own abilities?

As for reaching for the stars and getting the moon...

How can one easily touch the stars?

How can anyone approach the Taiyin Star?

Not to mention...the Lord of the Taiyin Star who lives in the Taiyin Star is a powerful remnant from ancient times!

His ways are unfathomable!

It would be fine if it were among the many small worlds attached to the prehistoric world, or the small worlds created by great powers.

But in prehistoric times...

Unless one has surpassed the great power of Daluo, otherwise, it is pure fantasy to say that he wants to reach for the stars and the moon...

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At dusk, Bigan went to the stage in court attire to await orders.

At this time, King Zhou was overjoyed when he saw that the sun had set in the west and the moonlight was rising in the east. He was even happier than if he had received thousands of pearls and jade. He took Daji to the stage to watch the Nine Dragons Banquet.

The sumptuous banquet was truly a feast of delicacies such as dragons, cannons, and phoenixes, and the mountains were full of wine and food.

"My dear concubine, please come to the table."

King Zhou then invited Daji inside to sit and drink, waiting for the gods to come.

However, Daji was worried that her fox descendants would not be able to practice well and show their true colors in front of King Zhou, so she had a few drinks with King Zhou and said: "But when the immortals are here, Your Majesty is not allowed to come out. If the secrets of heaven are leaked, I'm afraid that

Later immortals refused to surrender again."

King Zhou heard this and thought so.

As the saying goes, how can beauty be seen lightly?

If he succeeded easily, he wouldn't be considered a god.

So he nodded and said: "The wife's words are true, I only see her inside the curtain."

The words are still unfinished.

Near the first watch, I suddenly heard the sound of wind blowing everywhere.

It turns out those foxes are here.

Such spirits have gathered the aura of heaven and earth and absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon in Xuanyuan Tomb for one or two hundred years, or three to five hundred years, and now they have transformed into fairies, fairy concubines, and gods.

Those evil spirits, in an instant, fogged up the bright moon.

The wind roared loudly, like a tiger roaring.

After a while, the moonlight gradually appeared, and people fell on the stage.

Daji quietly leaned into King Zhou's ear and said, "Your Majesty, the fairy is here."

What?

The fairy is here?!

After hearing this, King Zhou panicked and quickly took a look through the embroidered curtain.

I saw that the inner robes were divided into five colors, each wearing green, yellow, red, white, and black. There were people wearing fishtail crowns, nine-yang scarves, one-word scarves, tutu dresses, and double-crotch buns; there were dragon clouds inside.

The bun is like that of a fairy or a fairy.

King Zhou looked at it from inside the curtain, and the dragon's heart was filled with joy.

At this time, only one of the immortals could be heard saying: "Fellow Taoists, please bow to me." The immortals replied: "Now King Zhou is hosting a banquet for us in Lutai. I sincerely consider it a generous gift. I hope that the country will be prosperous for thousands of years."

, the emperor’s foundation will last forever!”

Daji passed the order inside: "The official accompanying the banquet is announced to come to the stage."

Bigan came on stage, and under the moonlight, he saw that it was indeed the case. Everyone had an immortal spirit and looked like an immortal.

Thinking to myself: "This platform really attracted gods? This fact is difficult to understand! But this god seems to be real. I still bow forward now."

So he stepped forward and bowed.

One of the people asked: "Who is sir?"

Bigan replied: "As a humble official, I was ordered to accompany the banquet."

The Taoist said: "Since I am destined to come here, I wish you a long life."

As soon as these words came out.

Bi Qian was even more suspicious.

Could it be that all gods are so generous?

If we meet by fate, we will be blessed with a long life?

If so, wouldn't there be many immortals in this mortal world?

Before Bi Gan could think too much, Daji came inside to deliver the order: "Pour the wine."

Bigan holds a golden pot and pours wine for thirty-nine tables.

Then he held the golden pot in his arms and waited on his side.

These foxes are all dependent on changes and have no scruples. They don't want to be in the same position as Bi Gan. Although they don't know the evil spirits, although their clothes and colors have changed, those foxes can't change their odor.

Bigan actually smelled like a fox.

For a moment, Bigan thought: "Gods have pure bodies with six roots, so why do they have such filthy qi?"

When I think about the words that these so-called gods casually said about longevity, I'm afraid they are not gods at all, but evildoers.

As soon as I thought about this, I sighed in my heart:

"The king today is immoral and has lost his virtue in the world. Monsters are born, which is unlucky for the country."

While she was deep in thought, Daji ordered the banquet officer to serve a large cup.

Bigan had to serve thirty-nine tables in turn, with a cup of wine at each table.

Because he has the capacity of a hundred dou, he is not drunk even after serving him once.

However, Daji thought that she would get the person drunk so that if there was any flaw, it would be easy to fool him, so she advised: "The banquet officer will offer you another drink."

The color of Bigan noodles remains the same, and every meal has another cup.

However, the demons drank two cups in a row, but something happened.

A fox with a large body can still resist it; a fox with a small body cannot resist it. The monster is drunk and drags its tail down and just shakes it.

Daji didn't know what was wrong, she just wanted to get her drunk and make her descendants eat it, but she didn't know that those little foxes couldn't help it, and when they got angry, they would show their true colors.

As for Bigan, when he offered the second layer of wine, the first layer had its tail hanging off?

——They are all fox tails.

But Bigan was suspicious, so he paid attention early.

At this time, the moon was shining in the middle, making it even more clear.

Thinking of my own behavior just now, I regretted it for a moment and complained secretly, thinking: "I am in a good position, but the monster kowtows to me. It is really embarrassing for me to kill!"

With this thought, I became more and more uncomfortable with the stench of the fox, and secretly gnashed my teeth.

It was at this moment that Daji watched from inside the curtain as the banquet attendants served three cups, and saw the little fox coming drunk.

I secretly thought that I had not noticed, and actually asked these little foxes who were still in the dark and lacked concentration to come here to dress up. I was also worried that if they showed up in their original form, it would not look good.

Then the order was passed: "The officials accompanying the banquet will temporarily step down from the stage. There is no need to serve wine. Let all the immortals return to their caves."

Bigan had long wanted to quit.

If it weren't for His Majesty's presence, I'm afraid he would have left by now.

When he heard the decree at this time, he immediately accepted the decree and stepped down.

It's just that I feel a little dazed and depressed.

After leaving the inner court, we passed the Fengong Building, Xianqing Hall, Jiashan Hall, and Jiujian Hall.

There was an overnight official in the palace, and Bigan always greeted him warmly when he saw him, but today he had no motivation to speak at all and just walked over.

That night the official whispered:

"Axiang seems to have something quite wrong today."

"How could it be? Your Majesty and your Majesty have appointed Ya Xiang as the banquet official. Tonight, Ya Xiang will accompany the gods."

"Heh, what kind of god? We... know exactly what he looks like. If he is really a god, can he come?"

"Hiss!! Is this what you can say? I still want to live a few more days without your head!!!"

…

He also said that when Bigan got out of the Meridian Gate and mounted his horse, there was a pair of red gauze lanterns leading the way.

Didn't make it two miles.

Then I saw torches, lanterns, and clanging horses and horses in front of me.

——It turned out to be Wucheng King Huang Feihu who was patrolling the imperial city.

Bigan stepped forward, and King Wu Cheng dismounted and asked Bigan in surprise: "What urgent matter does the prime minister have to go out of the Meridian Gate at this time?"

Usually at this time, Yaxiang should have rested in his mansion.

Why did you come out of the Meridian Gate at this time today?

Could it be...what happened in the palace?

Thinking about it this way, Huang Feihu felt more and more that it was possible.

Since Na Daji entered the palace, has there ever been a day without something happening inside and outside the court?

If there is a day when things really stop working, then something is either going wrong, or... they are just holding back their bad intentions and are going to cause some big event.

Bigan listened to King Wucheng's culture and paused, saying: "Last night the emperor announced that I would accompany the fairy, and there was indeed a banquet for the fairy concubine. On the first watch of the moon, I was ordered to go to the stage to see a group of Taoists, each wearing green, yellow, and so on. Dressed in red, white, and black, there are also some images of immortality and Taoism, but who would have thought it turned out to be a vixen!!"

As soon as these words came out, King Wu Cheng's expression immediately changed.

He said seriously: "Uncle Wang, can you see it clearly? This matter is not trivial."

Bigan nodded: "That Jing drank two or three large cups in a row, hung his tail down, and saw it clearly under the moon. What can be done in such a situation!"

"Sir! The country is in chaos, there are many monsters, and the court is in chaos. What should we do?"

He also sincerely asked for advice because he really didn't know what to do next.

Huang Feihu thought for a while and said: "Prime Minister, please come back. I will take care of myself tomorrow."

When Bigan returned home, Huang Fei ordered Huang Ming, Zhou Ji, Long Huan, and Wu Qian to say: "The four of you each take twenty strong soldiers and scatter them in the east, south, west, and north. Watch those Taoists come out. One, we must track down its lair and must truly report back."

The four generals were ordered to go and finish.

…

at this time.

The foxes had wine in their stomachs and started to make a fuss. They couldn't fight off the evil wind or the mist. They could barely get out of the Meridian Gate. They all fell down one by one, dragging and shoving, squeezing and swarming. Come in clusters.

——This is because they are lazy in their daily practice, so that a few cups of turbid things have resulted in this.

He returned to the south gate again. At the fifth watch, the south gate opened, and Zhou Ji was observing from a distance in the dark shadow.

Then the sentinel said: Thirty-five miles away from the city, there is a stone cave next to Xuanyuan's tomb. Those Taoists and fairies all climbed into it.

…

The next day, Huang Feihu ascended to the palace, and the four generals responded with orders.

Zhou Ji said: "Yesterday at the south gate, we found thirty or forty Taoists, and they all went into the cave of Xuanyuan Tomb. What we found is true. Please make a decision."

Xuanyuan Tomb Stone Cave?

Huang Feihu's expression changed drastically.

They all went into the cave of Xuanyuan Tomb!

What kind of fairy is this? It is clearly the transformed appearance of the spirit in the mountain!

That is to say, he ordered Zhou Ji: "Take three hundred generals, bring all the firewood, plug the cave, set up the firewood and burn it, and give the order in the afternoon."

At this time, a gate official reported: "The Prime Minister has arrived."

Huang Feihu immediately welcomed him to the court and bowed. The guests and hosts sat down and explained the Zhou Ji. Bigan was overjoyed and thanked him, and the two discussed state affairs here.

…

It was already afternoon before I knew it.

Zhou Ji came to see him and said: "I was ordered to set fire to it until noon, so I sent back the order."

Huang Feihu did not answer but looked at Bigan and said, "How about we go together with the Prime Minister?"

Bigan looked relieved and said, "I'd like to drive with you."

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