Prehistoric: Summon the mythical Nuwa at the beginning

“？？？!!!!"

was pretending to come out of his room to find money to give the woodcutter who was carrying firewood, and as soon as the lantern man came out of the room, he saw a scene that shocked him.

I saw that in the courtyard, a giant snake and a giant rat were fighting, and there was a woodcutter on one side, who was so frightened that his legs were weak.

"Ahh——!!!!hhh

After the lamp came out, the woodcutter finally recovered from his frightened state, and with a loud cry, he turned his head and fled out of the courtyard.

I didn't even ask for firewood money.

“......"

After the woodcutter was gone, the lantern man could not control his anger at last, and he said angrily:

"Who is Daoyou, kidding me——!!!!"

But no matter how angry he was, at this time, Yunxiao would naturally not come out.

"Okay, that's good, huh——!!!!"

Knowing that someone was secretly hindering his actions, the Burning Lamp Daoist didn't have the face to forcibly control the woodcutter with the Dao method, so he could only give up the woodcutter's side first and deal with the general's side instead.

The general wanted to find someone to collect debts, and Jiang Ziya calculated that he could not only get debts, but also get them with interest.

Therefore, the process of the general's debt collection should have been smooth.

And that's how the lantern burners arranged.

However, Yunxiao has been quietly paying attention to the plan of the Burning Lamp Daoist, and seeing that the Burning Lamp Daoist has this kind of action, he is naturally secretly doing something again.

The general, who was originally going to collect debts, was also restrained everywhere under Yunxiao's arrangement, and finally accidentally fell into the mud pit and got into a bad mood.

Jiang Ziya was still sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai at the moment, and he didn't expect that everything he calculated had been destroyed.

And the woodcutter and the general are preparing to come back for his trouble.

"You ——!!!"

The woodcutter was the first to rush back, he pointed at Jiang Ziya, and said angrily:

"Okay, you're a god, you're so accurate. "

"Won't it?"

"Is it really accurate?"

The people around asked curiously.

And Jiang Ziya stroked his beard lightly, leisurely, waiting for this woodcutter to praise him.

"You said that after I left the city, I turned left and right for half a mile, and the firewood could be sold for two dollars and five, and I could get three dishes and one wine, but as a result?!!! I didn't get the special money, the firewood was gone, and I was almost scared half to death——!!!"

But, to Jiang Ziya's surprise, the woodcutter said:

"I still want to count a hexagram with the attitude of trying it out, hehe, the signboard of your photo studio, don't ——!!! it."

As he spoke, he picked up his flat pole and smashed it towards the card of Jiang Ziya's photo gallery.

In a few clicks, the signboard of Jiang Ziya's photo gallery was smashed.

"Uh..."

Jiang Ziya didn't expect this kind of change to happen, and he didn't react for a while.

However, although this woodcutter has a bad temper, at least he doesn't dare to hit people, at most he tears down his signboard, and the general is not so easy to talk to.

It didn't take long for the general to rush to the photo gallery angrily, pointing at Jiang Ziya's nose and scolding:

"You said that my trip would be very smooth, and that I could even get my principal and interest back, but what was the result? I said that I had not encountered a good thing along the way, and the closer I got to the place where I collected debts, the more unlucky I became, and finally I fell into the mud pit that I had just dug, so it was not a dung pit——!!! if I went any further, where would I still have my life? "

As he spoke, the general was so angry that he wanted to beat Jiang Ziya hard.

Jiang Ziya had to quickly get up and escape, and the people around him were happy to watch the excitement and ridiculed him one by one.

"Hahaha, this old man also claimed to have learned the Tao in the Yuxu Palace of Kunlun Mountain for forty years, but he didn't expect to learn this way. "

"Hahaha, learn the way of pit people. "

"By the way, is the Kunlun Mountain Jade Void Palace really an immortal sect? I don't feel like it. "

"It's just..."

All of a sudden, the entire photo gallery was in a mess, Jiang Ziya was surrounded by people, and he was beaten by the general, and his nose and face were swollen all of a sudden.

After everyone dispersed, Jiang Ziya couldn't help but sit on the ground a little decadently, letting his nose and face be swollen.

At this time, his daughter-in-law Ma Shi was coming here, and when she saw Jiang Ziya's appearance, she couldn't help but change her complexion, and hurriedly came up and asked with concern:

"I said Xianggong, what's wrong with you?"

"What's wrong, what's wrong, are you blind, didn't you see me being beaten?!!!

Jiang Ziya was angry, so he could only vent to his wife Ma.

When Ma Shi heard this, she suddenly became angry, and she muttered:

"Oops, I can't live this day, you said you were going to open a photo studio, I said you have no ability, you don't listen, now you can't be sure, you were beaten, and blame me, what's the matter with me?!"

"I... Where do I blame you, you don't want to talk nonsense——!!!"

Jiang Ziya was at a loss for a while, and hurriedly explained.

"You don't blame me?

Ma sneered:

"You don't blame me, what are you angry at me, you have a blue nose and swollen face, could it be that I beat ?!!!"

"Jiang Ziya. "

At this moment, Jiang Ziya suddenly heard it, and in his mind, a voice sounded.

He couldn't help but be stunned, and immediately understood that there must be some immortal who was transmitting the sound to him.

"Disciple Jiang Ziya, I don't know where your friend is sacred, what's the matter?"

He asked the voice in a voice that he was not very familiar with.

"I passed by the sky above Chaoge City, and when I saw that you had this calamity, I came to condole... I didn't expect that the person who presided over the god of heaven would encounter such an unfair thing, hey, I think I intercepted countless people in the sect, all of whom will be rewarded by you and be listed as a god, but you, the person of the god, are so embarrassed, and we are also sad. "

The voice replied.

"Which senior brother are you from the Interception Sect?"

When Jiang Ziya heard this, he couldn't help but feel a burst of sadness, not knowing why he suffered such a crime.

"Who am I, it's useless to tell you, I just want to say that although you are the person who presides over the god list of heaven, you have a low status in the teaching, and your virtue is not worthy, and you are jealous of your senior brothers. "

The voice said.

"How is it possible... When I was learning Taoism in Kunlun Mountain, my brothers took great care of me. "

Jiang Ziya replied.

"Who would have thought that you were just a mortal, and you could actually become the person who presided over the god list of heaven, if they knew, how could they treat you well sincerely, presiding over the god platform, what a majestic thing, what a merit, your senior brothers have cultivated for thousands of years, and they have never had such merit..."

"No, I don't believe it, you must be instigating me. "

Jiang Ziya was skeptical and said.

"Hehe, if I instigate you, why do I show my identity as a sectarian, if you don't believe it, the Burning Lamp Daoist is coming, can you listen to how he explained to you... Yes. "

The voice disappeared with an exclamation, as if startled by something.

It's really strange, was the fairy who spoke to him startled by something?!

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