President, Our Egg Is Lost

"It's the man who frightened you. Otherwise, why did you get pregnant with this egg." Hou Changsheng deserves to be an old monkey spirit who is accustomed to seeing the world. His tone of voice is as ordinary as talking about the weather when he speaks such shocking words. Chickens can lay eggs without a rooster, and roosters don’t have this ability."

Ji Xiaoyu's face was red with blood dripping, "I, I don't know, I haven't had a good time with anyone, I just saw this egg when I was awakened by the sound of firecrackers..."

"Why is your child so confused?" Hou Changsheng shook his head, only if he had some hidden secrets, or if he had a thin face, and said embarrassedly, "Then you didn't work well in Xingcheng before, so how come you suddenly come back?"

Fortunately, when he talked about this, Ji Xiaoyu was full of shame and anger.

As a fine pheasant, Ji Xiaoyu's body is bright and beautiful, with long and gorgeous tail feathers, making it the most beautiful chicken on Xiaoqingshan. The human-shaped skin is not too much, he is a handsome boy who is quite handsome and Zhouzheng.

Last year, Ji Xiaoyu turned eighteen years old, and it was because he yearned for the colorful and colorful world of mankind that he went down the mountain to Xingcheng. Because of his outstanding appearance and his sweet mouth, he can easily win people’s favor. Although he has no relevant work experience, he can only get his ID card and the ID card obtained by Hou Changsheng’s relationship with Qingshan Town. With his graduation certificate from the middle school, a somewhat high-end hotel in Xingcheng hired him as a waiter in an exceptional manner.

Ji Xiaoyu is very dedicated and has a lot to learn in his new job, so he is very busy every day from morning to night. Moreover, in order to avoid revealing his identity, he carefully kept a certain distance from the people around him, so the relationship with his colleagues was relatively weak, and he hadn't made any friends for a year, and it was impossible to be with anyone—especially men— Develop traits and love that can lay eggs together.

Originally, Ji Xiaoyu had been doing a good job at that hotel. At the end of the year, a guest with some background suddenly came to him. The boss asked him to accompany him in room 1616, saying that he would send him a big red envelope after the task was completed. He went happily. As a result, the glass of wine that the fat-eared wretched man gave him was really medicated, which made him feel soft and unconscious, and was touched by the fat pig hand of the disgusting man on his face. It was so nauseous that he almost vomited out the food overnight.

Although Ji Xiaoyu's force value was greatly reduced by the effect of the medicine at the time, only 10% of his strength was enough to punch the weak and weak man on the ground. After that, he staggered out of No. 1616, really dizzy and unable to walk, so he turned into another room and went to sleep.

What happened later Ji Xiaoyu didn't have much impression. He only vaguely remembered that there was a heavy rain outside at that time, lightning and thunder, as if a big monster was crossing the catastrophe. And he was burned over and over for most of the night like a piece of cake, and the feeling was as tormenting and exciting as the weather outside the window at that time, until he was over-stimulated and fell asleep.

When Ji Xiaoyu woke up in the high-class suite in the middle of the night, he was the only one in the room.

Because of his unusual talent and the body's strong self-repair ability, Ji Xiaoyu didn't feel anything too unusual except for a little backache and a few faint, unknown marks on his body. However, he was still very indignant at the hotel owner's betrayal of himself to please the bastard, and immediately got up to find the guy and beat him into a bad pig head.

Afterwards, Ji Xiaoyu realized that this job was only afraid of being pornographic, and that he might go to court or be retaliated against. Although he was always not afraid of the sky, he was afraid that he would get into trouble, and his life would be uncomfortable, so he went back to Xiaoqingshan in the heavy rain before the day broke.

Ji Xiaoyu felt that it was too embarrassing to talk about this process, and he couldn’t say it clearly. It seriously damaged his name as Xiaoqingshan’s "First Fighting Chicken", so he hid this paragraph and didn’t tell the truth to Hou Changsheng. He said that he got tired of the job and came back.

Hou Changsheng had no doubts, nodded and said: "Whether you come back, the colorful world outside looks bright and lively, in fact, there are more dark places. If someone finds out that you are not a human but a monster, you will definitely find ways to do it. I caught you for live research. Some humans are more sinister and greedy than monsters, and you can’t imagine how bad they are when they do evil. You must never disclose the egg-laying matter, so as not to be given to by those who have ghosts in their hearts. Stole it."

Ji Xiaoyu felt a little hairy in her heart, looked down at the little white egg in her hand, and asked in a whisper: "Grandpa Hou, then, what should I do?"

After the previous turmoil, he has accepted the fact that he has laid an egg. Since he was so cruel to throw it away, he had no choice but to take on the responsibility of being a father.

As for who was the **** who made him pregnant, let him die!

Hou Changsheng said: "Starting to incubate eggs today. Your father said back then that the eggs of pheasant essence are no better than ordinary eggs. He spends a certain amount of time every day to incubate the eggs. The little chickens will come out after ten months, but the little chickens It only takes a month to incarnate into a human-shaped baby. Judging from the situation of you and your father, you will also have to raise a baby in the future."

Ji Xiaoyu was dumbfounded immediately, and the little chicken cub said that it should be just like ordinary pheasants. It should be fed with grass seeds and wild fruit bugs, but how to raise human-shaped babies?

He has no idea about this, so he can only bite the bullet and continue to ask for advice.

"Raising a child is a nuisance, it's not much easier than practicing to become refined." Hou Changsheng recalled the past and couldn't help but sigh, "The baby's intestines are delicate and tender, and you can't eat any raw, hard, salty or spicy food. Nothing. Nothing. For breast milk, you have to drink special infant milk powder, add rice cereal, meat froth, and vegetable juices according to your age group, and change your **** to diapers from time to time. In retrospect, the old man I used It's not easy for you to pull it hard."

The old monkey couldn't help but sigh.

"Thank you, Grandpa Hou, for your hard work." Ji Xiaoyu was grateful and apprehensive. "Then where did the milk powder and rice cereal diapers you fed me come from?"

"Go to the human mall to buy it. Your father left me a certain amount of money before he died that year, so that he could use it in the future. The things used by those babies are really not cheap, a can of slightly better milk powder. It costs one or two hundred yuan. Your child has been able to eat since he was a child, and a can of milk powder will be gone for a few days. After a few years, he will spend all the money that your father has left."

After a pause, Hou Changsheng asked, "Xiao Yu, you should have made some money by working for a year? Now it just happens to come in handy."

When Ji Xiaoyu heard the complaints in his heart, he made some money, but the money was not in him. He is now a poor pauper!

When he worked as a waiter in the big hotel in Xingcheng, his salary was okay, and there were three thousand for a month including food and accommodation. Because of the simple life, there were not many places to spend, so he saved most of it. In addition, because he is not used to using bank cards and likes the pleasure of counting banknotes, every time he pays wages, he has to find the money directly in the finance department, and then use a black trash bag and lock it in his locker for one year. I saved 30,000 yuan, which can cover a whole bed.

But! Later, the stall broke out. After beating the hotel owner, he ran away overnight. The money left in the locker didn't even remember to take it. Now it is impossible to go back to take it after half a year.

In this way, 30,000 yuan was lost in vain, which is equivalent to almost a whole year's work was done in vain, Ji Xiaoyu really felt regretful when he thought of it.

Thirty thousand yuan! Even if a can of milk powder costs two hundred yuan, you can buy one hundred and fifty cans, enough for the little chicken to drink for a while.

It's okay now, it's all in the water!

Hou Changsheng didn’t know what Ji Xiaoyu was heartbroken, but he patted his shoulder gratifiedly and said: “Xiaoyu, you are going to be a father in a blink of an eye, congratulations! , Just as everyone celebrates for you."

Ji Xiaoyu was bleeding in his heart, tugging at the corner of his mouth, revealing a smile that was uglier than crying.

Hou Changsheng finally said cheerfully: "Okay, don't delay your incubation. Grandpa Hou will go home first. Don't forget to tell everyone the good news when the chicks are hatched!"

After sending away the red-faced old monkey, Ji Xiaoyu gazed at the little white egg in his hand for a long time, and finally made a major decision—

He wants to re-enter the human society again, work, earn money, and raise a baby!