President, Our Egg Is Lost

Before the Qiao and his wife came, they had also heard about a certain “anecdote” that had recently been circulating in the upper circles of the capital, but they didn’t want to believe that, with the identity and background of the Cheng family, how could such a shocking and unconventional thing happen? Envy, jealous, and hate people chew their tongues behind their backs. So they still brought a pair of children to pay the New Year's greetings today, pretending that they didn't know anything.

But looking at this situation right now, the rumors do not seem to be groundless?

Qiao Yage's face was a little pale, annoyed, he tugged at the bow on his cuff.

She can't even tell her to come, but her parents insisted on her coming. This is great, ashamed to be thrown home!

However, she thought that her relationship with Brother Tang and this little bodyguard would not last long, and now it seems that the relationship between the two is ten times better than it was a few months ago! And this little bodyguard actually came to Cheng's house during the New Year, and Aunt Cheng was so kind to him, she was even closer than her own son. How could this be? Not scientific at all!

This kid is actually not a human being, he must be a fairy!

Cheng's mother went to the kitchen and brought a bowl of longan and lotus seed porridge to Ji Xiaoyu. The latter ate it upright and dipped in the soup.

Cheng Yutang took out the handkerchief from his pocket, wiped him clean, and then asked softly, "Would you like to add more?"

Ji Xiaoyu waved his hand: "No more, I'm full."

Mother Qiao and her husband looked at each other, suppressing the astonishment, and warmly said: "Oh, is this child Tong Tang's cousin? He looks so handsome."

"Not a cousin." Cheng Yutang smiled, holding the little thing's shoulders affectionately and tenderly, "Aunt Qiao, Uncle Qiao, let me introduce to you, this is my lover Ji Xiaoyu. Ya Ge will go back to Ning City to perform. I saw it when I was in, didn't she tell you?"

When Ji Xiaoyu saw Qiao Yage, she immediately conditioned her to hold Cheng Yutang's hand. Why did this woman come again!

Although he is very sure now that he must and affirm that Bubble's father will not betray him and empathize with him, he has to show the attitude he should have.

This man belongs to him, don't even think about it!

"..." The eyes of the Qiao family twitched, and they turned to look at their daughter together.

"Sorry, I, I forgot." Qiao Yage was so embarrassed that he could not wait to hide his face and run away.

She would forget it, but she didn't want to say it, or she would admit that her charm is not as good as a boy who was born as a bodyguard. This is how she can speak it!

Mother Cheng smiled and said: "It's okay, it's not too late to officially meet. Xiaoyu is a very nice child, simple and kind, and respectful of love and righteousness. Our family Yutang can meet him with him, and I and his dad finally You can rest assured."

Mother Qiao’s face changed several times in a flash, and after a while she reluctantly said, “Is that right? That’s really rare. But right now our country does not recognize same-sex marriage. I’m afraid they will cause a lot of gossip when they are together. , Don’t you worry at all?"

Cheng Mu said indifferently: "Is there anything to worry about? Even though the country does not recognize it, it didn't say that two men would break the law when they combine. As for what others like to say, let them say. Anyway, there will be no less meat. Life is your own. If you’ve ever passed it, it’s good if you feel happy. Is that true?"

Had it not been for the presence of Qiao's family, Ji Xiaoyu would have slapped her hands and shouted.

Since he entered this door, Cheng's mother has been very good to him, but today seems to be particularly good, defending him everywhere in front of outsiders, even at the expense of the face of world-famous friends, this kind of love really moved him deeply.

Mother Qiao squeezed a stiff smile: "That's right, the times are different now. It's really nothing for two men to be together, just that they can't have children. This is more or less regrettable."

Before, Cheng's mother would be a little bit sad when she heard such words, but now she is not afraid of it. Just as she was about to reveal something beamingly, the child suddenly screamed "Ouch" in the corner of the living room.

The Cheng Qiao family followed their reputations, and they saw Qiao Jingxuan squatting in the corner of the living room, clutching his hands, and a little chicken with fried hair and wings in front of him.

Qiao's mother immediately ignored the lawsuit with Cheng's mother, and hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Jing Xuan, what's the matter, was it pecked by a chicken?"

Qiao Jingxuan hurriedly turned his hand back behind him, pretending to be relaxed: "No, I was having fun with the chicken."

The adults were chatting just now, talking about things he didn't understand. He was boring to death. He saw a bogu shelf in the corner of the living room with some novelties he hadn't seen before, so he ran here. Come and play. Playing with it, I found a little chicken that came out under the shelf. It was fluffy and chubby. It was very cute. He wriggled and twisted his **** when he walked. He just wanted to reach out and touch it, but he was caught by the little chicken. He pecked unceremoniously.

The little chicken didn't seem to have much strength, but his strength was so strong that he felt a little pain when pecked. However, although he is not very young, he knows that he will save face, so he doesn't want to tell the truth to his mother so as not to be laughed at by the adults.

"Take your hand out and let mom see if the skin is broken. The chicken is dirty and I don't know how many germs it has. If it gets hurt, I might have to go to the hospital to get a rabies vaccine." Mother Qiao was a little anxious, ignoring her son. In protest, he just grabbed his hand hidden behind him to the front, and saw a small red dot on the back of his white and tender hand. He felt distressed immediately, and raised his hand to chase the little chicken, "Weird, Shouldn't this kind of thing be fed in a cage? Why did it run into the living room..."

The old couple of Cheng family and the young couple shouted in unison: "Stop!"

Mother Qiao was shocked and had to put her hand back.

Ji Xiaoyu stepped forward and lifted Cheng Baobao from the ground. Despite the dust on his son's head, he kissed him two big mouths, let alone the feeling of pity.

Qiao's couple: "..."

This kid looked very clever, could it be that his brain was sick?

During the process of picking up between Cheng and Tang, he smoothly smoothed the hair gently, and then said with the unbelievable gaze of the Qiao family: "Auntie Qiao, there is no germs on this chicken. He is usually clean. If you are not at ease, You can take Jingxuan to the hospital for an individual examination, and I will pay all the expenses."

Mother Qiao said in embarrassment: "If this is the case, then forget it."

Cheng Yutang squatted down and said to Qiao Jingxuan: "Jingxuan, I'm sorry, he is still young, so he pecked at you because he thought you wanted to hurt him, and I apologized to you on his behalf."

"No, it doesn't matter, I don't hurt anyway." Qiao Jingxuan said a little embarrassed, looking at the very well-behaved and docile little chicken nestled in Cheng Yutang's hands, and couldn't help asking: "Brother Yutang, can you take it? Lend it to me for fun?"

Cheng Yutang said warmly but refused without hesitation: "Sorry, no, he is a member of our family, not a toy."

Qiao's couple and Qiao Yage: "..."

Is brain damage contagious?

Seeing that Qiao's family's expression was wrong, Cheng's mother immediately came out and said, "Jing Xuan, except for this little chicken, everything else you like will be given to you by aunt, okay?"

"Thank you auntie, no need, I don't want anything else." Qiao Jingxuan shook his head, his face full of disappointment.

Mother Qiao was not upset in her heart. It's no wonder that she blamed Cheng's family for being too stingy, so she coaxed: "Jing Xuan, if you like chicks, mother will go back to the market and buy you a bunch."

Qiao Jingxuan frowned and said, "I don't want it, I'm going to play with this little chicken!"

Mother Qiao was angry and annoyed, and if it weren't for the wrong occasion, she would have cursed her.

The gathering of the two families has become a bit nondescript now, and Father Qiao's face is not good-looking and said: "It's getting late, and we should go back."

Cheng's father didn't want to stay, he just got up to see off the guests: "Then tell me another day, go slowly."

So the Qiao couple took the stiff eldest daughter and the reluctant younger son who looked back and looked farewell.

Cheng's mother was a little worried, "I am afraid it will offend their family now."

Father Cheng picked up the cup and took a sip of tea, and said indifferently: "What are you afraid of? We don't owe them anything. If only the interests are tied together, then it's normal for them to fall apart one day."

Ji Xiaoyu gave a thumbs up to Father Cheng, father is mighty!

Cheng Baobao exclaimed in his father's hands very agreeably: "Chiji!"

Father Cheng immediately put down the cup and stretched out his hand to the little chicken: "Bubble, come and let Grandpa hug!"

Cheng Pao was not at all ambiguous, waving his little wings and jumping directly from Daddy's hand to Grandpa's hand, bringing a big chrysanthemum blooming on Cheng's father's face with joy.

When she fell asleep at night, Ji Xiaoyu was lying on the bed, her pajamas were lifted up to her chest, and her pajamas were pulled down to her hips, exposing her white belly. Cheng and Tang touched them with a big hand for a while, then bowed their heads and kissed with their lips. Dear, after a while, he turned his head to listen to the movement inside, which made him itch so hard that he was aroused, and a certain part of his body changed unconsciously.

He stretched out his hand to push someone's head, trying to pull up his pants to cover the unspeakable part, and panted slightly and said, "His father, no more, it's still early. I'm afraid it is not as big as a mung bean. ."

"I'm saying hello to Erbao, he must be able to hear it." His father held the hand he rejected, laughed in a low voice, and then kissed him again, asking intentionally: "Would you like it here? "

Ji Xiaoyu instantly threw away his helmet and abandoned his armor, and rubbed both legs impatiently: "Yes, then you hurry up..."

"coming……"

...

The happy and peaceful days passed quickly, the Lantern Festival passed in one flash, and the end of February was in another flash.

Spring on the 28th | Bright and sunny, the weather was fine, and the willow trees in the alley quietly sprout little buds. Many small birds flew over, chirping on the branches, and there were children running around on the road chasing and playing, listening to it was very lively.

Over the past half month, Cheng Pao has been ploughing the land in the Cheng family’s yard countless times without pulling an inch. Today, he finally couldn’t hold it back. In the morning, he opened the door before Cheng’s father came back from his bend. A seam, jump over the threshold to run outside. Fortunately, Cheng Mu saw it through the kitchen window, and hurriedly chased it out and caught it back, otherwise it would be troublesome.

Cheng Baobao is still in the form of a fluffy chick, with only two longer tail feathers on his buttocks. His body shape is a few times larger than when he first came out of the shell, and he was as fat as a ball. Now he is holding it in his hand. It's a bit heavy.

Mother Cheng patted the little fat chicken's **** lightly, and said angrily: "Naughty ghost, run out without saying hello. What if you lose it?"

Cheng Pao graciously rubbed her hand with his forehead, "jiji!"

After the young couple got up, when Cheng's mother said about it, Ji Xiaoyu's quiver flicked his son's forehead, threatening: "Cheng Baobao, there are many bad guys outside, if you are a chicken going out and running around. , Will be caught up to make chicken stew with mushrooms!"

Cheng Pao shuddered, then jumped up from the table unconvinced, and pecked his dad's forehead.

"Hey you little villain, if you do something wrong and don't reflect on it, you dare to talk back to your dad and me!" Ji Xiaoyu rolled up his sleeves and said angrily, with a red mark on his eyebrows, like a cinnabar mole suddenly grown out. Same, it looks pretty pretty.

Cheng Pao had a wink, flapping his wings and jumping into Cheng Mu's arms to seek refuge, making his father stare with anger.

Cheng Yutang smiled and smoothed the hairy daughter-in-law, "Hey, don't scare Bubbles anymore. He is just suffocating at home and wants to go out to play."

Since the last time Cheng's father took Cheng Baobao to the park for a walk, and experienced the wild cat panic incident, the family was terribly scared, the poor little chicken has never been out again.

"Isn't it?" Cheng Mu also agreed with a smile, "The weather is pretty good today, why don't we take bubbles out for shopping, and buy some small clothes by the way."

Bubble immediately squeaked with excitement.

"Okay, go shopping!" In fact, Ji Xiaoyu held back like his son for a long time, and immediately responded happily, "But you don't need to buy clothes or anything. You have already bought enough and installed such a large wardrobe. It’s too wasteful to change a set of Bubbles a day for three months."

This is not an exaggeration at all. Cheng's mother will go shopping this month as long as she is free, but instead of buying clothes for herself, she will buy baby supplies for her grandson who is about to transform. For this reason, Cheng's father has cleared a room as a storeroom.

As of today, the warehouse is almost filled with all kinds of baby products, such as one hundred cans of Dabaobao brand newborn infant formula milk powder, one hundred packs of diapers, a closet full of baby clothes, and various baby toys and medicines. It has everything, it's really impressive.

Cheng Mu groaned: "What is wasted is a useful thing. Besides, even if the bubbles can't be worn, there are still two treasures, and there will be three treasures and four treasures in the future. In fact, it is not much at all."

Father Cheng waved his hand, and the final word was: "Buy, buy, buy!"

Ji Xiaoyu's objection was invalid, and he could only compromise with a blushing face.

Then Cheng's father installed the little fat chicken in a birdcage, and Cheng Yutang drove the whole family to go shopping together.

When we arrived at a comprehensive baby products store, the whole family came to see it from store to store. Cheng Yutang pushed a shopping cart, Cheng Mu just put all kinds of goods into the cart, Cheng's father carried Cheng Baobao, and Ji Xiaoyu was in charge of being the shopkeeper.

This combination attracted the attention of many people, especially when the children saw the little fat chickens in the cages, they were so new to them, many of them also came to ask if it was true, where they bought it, and whether they could touch it or something. , Making the family overwhelmed.

When passing by a bouncy castle, the manager of the mall hurried over and greeted the Cheng family very enthusiastically. It was weird to see Cheng's father holding a chicken in his hand, but he didn't ask anything, he just threatened to give it to them. All things bought today are 20% off, and then they nodded and shook hands one by one.

Although none of the Cheng family knew the manager and didn't care about the discount, they still shook them one by one without hitting the smiling face.

When Father Cheng shook his hand, he placed the birdcage at his feet, but in just over ten seconds, he shook it and lifted it up and saw that the birdcage was empty and the little fat chicken was gone!

At this time, the Cheng family collectively dumbfounded.

The author has something to say: 　　 don't worry, the bubble is so fat, it can't run far~