Pretend To Be a Boss

  Chapter 114 Xu Xian, a Gentleman

  In the pyramid world, if there is a catastrophe-level boss creature, or a natural disaster-level boss creature.

   Tang Xian couldn't imagine what kind of tragedy would happen if two creatures rioted.

   Even just one immobile plant is enough to turn an entire laterite forest from a woodland into an abyss. If the White Snake came to the world, perhaps it could do even more terrifying things.

  As for Qing Jiuyu of the catastrophe-level boss department...

  Human civilization's description of historical blank texts is catastrophe.

  Even if Qing Jiuyu gets angry, it may not cause catastrophe-level extinction.

  I'm afraid it can also set civilization back a few hundred years.

   Tang Xian is not afraid to try, Tang Xiaojiu is the scariest creature he has ever smuggled.

  But Tang Xiaojiu is very young. Hatred of humans has not yet been built up.

  Qing Jiuyu and Bai Mansheng are hard to say.

   "The human world is too dangerous for you." Tang Xian also started talking.

   "What do you mean?" Qing Jiuyu really couldn't imagine what dangers humans could cause.

  Many versions flashed through Tang Xian's mind.

  He sorted out the logic.

   Both Qing Jiuyu and Bai Mansheng want to go to the human world.

  Even if I reject them this time, they are very likely to go to the human world through other hunters.

  So they must be completely let go of this thought.

  Dongran Akas and others in the room also broke out in cold sweat.

  Don't look at the seemingly peaceful and peaceful atmosphere at the moment.

  Two beautiful women, one is holding a cute child, and a man is arranging food.

   Warm and peaceful.

  But Tang Xian is now saving the world.

  Although the greatest disaster in the world was caused by him.

   "Before you want to enter the human world, I must tell you a rule." Tang Xian's tone was casual, but not perfunctory.

  Bai Mansheng asked curiously: "What is the rule?"

   "Have you ever wondered why humans always disappear after a while?"

  Bai Mansheng nodded, she had heard from the long-eared ape that human beings have magic and can reach another original world.

  They always go back every few days.

  Qing Jiuyu said:

   "Because they can't stay in this world forever?"

   "You know?" Tang Xian was curious.

"Of course, as I said, I have a few human servants. I locked them up and planned to raise them to learn some human culture, but they died within a few days. The death is quite ugly. .”

   Tang Xian smiled wryly. If it wasn't for his own characteristics, he might have become Qing Jiuyu's servant after hunting the three-tailed fox that day.

  But according to Qing Jiuyu's curiosity about human beings, maybe he can still survive.

  He organized the language and said:

"Humans cannot stay in our world for seven days, because this world is resisting them, and they have their own world. They shouldn't have come to the mining area. So once they stay for seven days, the cells in the body will be disturbed by an unknown force field , extensive necrosis, and eventually died riddled with holes."

   "So? Is there any connection between you taking us to the human world?" Qing Jiuyu asked.

  Tang Xian fanned the fire under the boiler with his hands, and said:

   "Of course there is a connection. Each world has its own independence, and human beings have their own territory, so they have exceeded their authority and come to this world. Their strength will be greatly weakened, and they will die after staying for seven days."

   Tang Xian continued:

   "Don't underestimate human beings, my strength is not inferior to yours, right? In the human world, there are distinct levels. The stronger the creature, the higher the level, but I can only live at the bottom."

   Tang Xiaojiu made an assist at the right time:

   "Brother Tang Xian's house over there is quite small, not half as big as here."

   Tang Xian decided to add meat to Tang Xiaojiu later, even though Tang Xiaojiu got into a big disaster just now.

   "Is that so?" Bai Mansheng was still a little puzzled.

   "Did I often ask you to learn more from humans? Why?" Tang Xian said.

   "What is it?" Qing Jiuyu didn't understand.

   "Of course it is to take you to the human world as soon as possible. You can become human, but it doesn't mean you are human. Human thinking is very complicated, but you are very simple."

   "You seem to be calling me stupid?" Bai Mansheng glared at Tang Xian.

   Tang Xian shook his head and said, "Why, you are smart. It's just that human beings are very different from our habits. You will be seen as not human because of various details."

   "I see." Qing Jiuyu nodded unconsciously.

"Think about it, when human beings come to our world, their power will be greatly weakened. When we go to the human world, our power will naturally be greatly weakened. One after another, do you still think that the world full of humans is fun? Bai Girl, to tell you the truth, every time I bring you those stories, I have put my life into it."

  A look of fear appeared on Tang Xian's face, and he said full of fear:

"Just talk about the book "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai". At that time, in order to win this book, three human units at the level of catastrophe were ready to **** it from me. If I hadn't been familiar with human laws and human language habits, you would You may not even see the end."

  Bai Mansheng's expression became more relaxed.

   Seeing Xu Xian's words carried the fear of the rest of his life, she couldn't help but believe it.

  Qing Jiuyu said thoughtfully:

   "I see. It seems that if you want to go to the human world, you also need to know more about human habits. You are amazing, and you have been able to hang around in it for so long."

   Tang Xian waved his hands and said:

   "The human world is too dangerous. I don't want to go back to the mining area all the time. Going there is nothing more than some interesting and strange things there."

   "Such as stories?" Qing Jiuyu lost her anger when she saw Bai Mansheng, thinking that those stories were very interesting.

   "It's mainly for the story of Miss Bai, but there are also some others."

  Bai Mansheng said softly:

"Thanks a lot."

  The fire slowly ignited, and Tang Xian reckoned that the mutton still had a while.

   "It's not hard. I can understand that you want to go to the human world. Who wouldn't be curious about another world? But you still need to learn how to be a human being."

   Tang Xian continued:

   "Otherwise, I will take you there like this. The world is in turmoil now. You two are gone. What if the snake clan and the fox clan are bullied?"

   This sentence can be said to reach the hearts of the two women.

   After all, both of them are the leaders of their respective ethnic groups.

   "Okay. Since you said so, I won't go. But I also want to read those stories." Qing Jiuyu said.

   "I'll get it for you next time." Tang Xian agreed first.

   Anyway, these broken stories are not worth a few dollars.

  Qing Jiuyu said: "Are there any stories?"

   "I guess."

   "Is there that kind of... just that kind of... story?" Qing Jiuyu asked with a half-smile.

   "Shameless, Xu Xian played these stories with great painstaking effort. Which round will you get to pick and choose?"

  Bai Mansheng said to Qing Jiuyu coldly.

  Qing Jiuyu smiled and said: "I don't have any sense of shame, sister Bai, you know, if you know too much shame, a man will run away with others."

   "Besides, haven't I told a story yet?"

  Bai Mansheng tabooed the topic of robbing men, and the chill between his brows and eyes suddenly became stronger.

   Tang Xian felt a little headache. The two of you should not start fighting after arguing.

   Otherwise, it is not impossible for the entire sea of ​​trees to disappear.

   "I'll show you something, follow me."

  Bai Mansheng turned his head away, no longer looking at Qing Jiuyu, and Qing Jiuyu stopped choking on Bai Mansheng, and asked:

   "What is it?"

   Tang Xian didn't agree, but just approached the wooden house opposite, opened the door, and said to Qiao Shanshan in the wooden house:

   "Qiao Shanshan, take out your makeup."

  Qiao Shanshan was wondering why Tang Xian was walking this way, thinking that shouldn't she and Dongran be playing the silent lambs now?

  Women's narrow-mindedness does not depend on the occasion.

   "Why are you taking my makeup!" She tried her best to keep her voice down while expressing the impossibility through her tone.

   "Think you're saving the world."

   Tang Xian went directly to the wooden table in the wooden house where Qiao Shanshan used to store various cosmetics.

  Foundation, perfume, nail polish, mask, lipstick, facial cleanser, base cream, eyebrow powder, makeup setting powder, eyeliner, eye shadow, etc., all brought out in one go.

   Qiao Shanshan's heartache was about to separate, but Tang Xian chose to ignore it.

  Bai Mansheng and Qing Jiuyu were both curious about what these bottles and jars Tang Xian was holding.

   Tang Xian actually didn't understand these things.

  But Tang Xian still understood the instructions on the luxury goods that Qiao Shanshan bought from the Champs Elysees on the third floor of the Paris Fortress.

   "This is perfume, here, Qing Jiuyu, try it, yes, press here, it will release the spray."

  The beauty of Qing Jiuyu and Bai Mansheng are both natural.

   Men always say that the most beautiful women do not need makeup. In fact, no matter how beautiful a woman is, makeup can make her more beautiful.

   Straight man Tang Xian was too lazy to think about these reasons, but he will talk about it when there is a business opportunity.

  Qing Jiuyu pressed the perfume bottle, and Bai Mansheng and Qing Jiuyu immediately smelled the mixed aroma of blue lemon, kapirin, musk, and apple wood.

  This man-made fragrance quickly made the two women look happy.

  Only Qiao Shanshan looked at the two beautiful women with a heartache so numb, and sprayed her NinaRicci perfume with an attitude of tearing down Gundam.

  Perfume is one thing, lipstick is next.

  Tang Xian took out the lipstick and said:

   "This thing, look at my human servant, here, the one over there who is devastated. Although she is not as good-looking as you, do you notice that her lips are more colorful than yours?"

  Bai Mansheng looked carefully, and found that it was indeed the case.

  Qing Jiuyu said in surprise:

   "Human beings really know how to think, so there is such a treasure."

"Yes, this is for lips, but how to apply it is a skill. It is recommended not to apply it casually. Generally, before applying it, you have to try the color, and you have to pay attention to whether it matches your own makeup, clothing, and even shoes. "

  Qiao Shanshan said in her heart that what you said Tang Xian was right, but can you not use my old lady's lipstick as chalk to make gestures!

  Although these things can be bought, but girls are like this, sometimes robbing their cosmetics is more distressing than directly robbing money.

   Tang Xian didn't pay attention to Qiao Shanshan's expression.

  It was Bai Man who said in a loud voice:

   "Why does that human seem to be in pain."

   "Because these things are ten times more valuable than stories, and in the human world, they are almost priceless. Think about it, can things that make people beautiful be cheap?"

  Based on the monopoly of the market and the lack of supply, coupled with the extremely high demand from customers, Tang Xian felt that he did not overdo it.

  Qing Jiuyu and Bai Mansheng both nodded seriously, expressing that what they said made a lot of sense.

  After all, she and Bai Mansheng are so famous among all beasts because of their almost extreme beauty after transforming into human form.

  If beauty can also be filled by other things, or make them more beautiful, this is naturally an extremely important thing.

  Tang Xian began to use the barrier cream again. Although he had never used it before, Master Tang learned it by himself after reading the instructions.

   "As the saying goes, one white covers one hundred ugliness. This thing is to prevent you from getting tanned, and to make your skin moist and white. Its main function is to moisturize and protect yourself from the sun."

"Then this is the foundation. It is used to modify and cover the entire face. Don't underestimate it. It can be used with eye shadow and lipstick. It can change the face and make your skin look more delicate and delicate in the distance. "

  Although I'm not sure if Bai Mansheng and Qing Jiuyu can understand it, I think they will be very concerned about adding a sentence of effect after each product.

  Qing Jiuyu and Bai Mansheng really cared.

   Tang Xian described each cosmetic product one by one, exaggerating the functions.

  However, in order to prevent beginners from making up casually and making their faces unattractive, Tang Xian called Qiao Shanshan out to demonstrate in person.

  At the same time, he explained the makeup techniques and steps without a teacher.

   Such as cleaning, primer, base makeup, eye makeup, contouring, lip makeup, etc.

  Qiao Shanshan knew that today Tang Xian was determined to let natural disasters and catastrophes fall in love with human things, so she didn't care about her heartache and began to demonstrate hard.

  Although her beauty is not as extreme as that of Bai Mansheng and Qing Jiuyu, it is still pleasing to the eye.

   Qiao Shanshan always wears light makeup, and many cosmetics are just bought, but never used.

  Women are like this. Whether they like plain makeup or heavy makeup is a personal habit, but no matter which style, the corresponding cosmetics are indispensable.

  Qiao Shanshan directly put on a relatively bright and heavy makeup, and her whole person's painting style changed from the capable and refreshing working woman to a charming and charming one.

  Seeing Qing Jiuyu and Bai Mansheng were shocked.

   Tang Xian also said at the right time:

   "These things are very difficult to get, and they are extremely scarce in the human world, but I heard the news not long ago, and I know where to get them. I think you might be interested?"

  Bai Mansheng prefers eye makeup and perfume, but considering the items are too expensive, he is embarrassed to ask for them.

  Qing Jiuyu said:

   "I remember you said that human beings pay attention to interests, and you give me such a good thing, you must have a plan for it?"

   Tang Xian shook his head and said:

   "Human beings also care about emotions when they do things. Sometimes when emotions are felt, they don't care about benefits at all."

   Seeing that Qing Jiuyu and Bai Mansheng's favorability has increased a few points, Tang Xian said:

   "I just need six soul crystals of good quality."

   "What counts as good quality?" Bai Mansheng asked.

   "Just the best soul crystal you can get."

   Qiao Shanshan froze immediately.

  This person really dares to speak, these cosmetics can't compare to the soul crystal of a perfect creature.

   And the best soul crystals that natural disaster-level bosses and catastrophe-level bosses can get are at least natural disaster level, right?

  Qiao Shanshan thought that Tang Xian was too greedy, but immediately saw Tang Xian said in a very generous tone:

   "Don't feel like you're taking advantage of me. I, Xu Xian, am a mild-mannered person. If I can make you two beauties as friends, it's okay to suffer a little. I'm not like Tang Xian, who smells like money and is vulgar."

  (end of this chapter)