Pretend To Be a Boss

  Chapter 30 I miss you

   Tang Xian didn't do anything wrong. He is a human being who loves birds.

  Moths, like cat-eared bats, like dry and cool places. They mostly inhabit caves that are ventilated but not exposed to light.

Cat-eared bats are bloodthirsty, and it would be difficult to survive unless the morasse is proficient in the language of cat-eared bats. This animal has cat ears and has a temperament similar to a cat. They will play with their prey, just like a cat will take a small The mouse "plays" for a long time before eventually killing it when it loses interest.

   Tang Xian likes cats, but he has always known that cats are cruel and wild. Even more so with cat-eared bats.

  Shuhai shouldn't have seen a mozu, so he could imagine how badly a mozu was bullied by a cat-eared bat, so that he left home.

  Mozu came back soon. Very efficiently caught a blue phosphorus fish.

  After taking the fish, Tang Xian began to grill the fish seriously. And arrange how to recruit this translator.

   "Crackling, cunning human being, you should keep your promise!" The Mozu urged Tang Xian.

   "I heard that the brains of the moths can sense many illusions, some aftermaths of brain electricity from other creatures, so you can be proficient in various languages." Tang Xian said.

   "Yes, we are intelligent birds. We speak all languages." The morup was clearly proud.

"It's really good. The grilled fish will take a few more minutes. Let me tell you how to deal with cat-eared bats. This kind of creature has better hearing than ordinary bats, but they are afraid of light and can't move during the day. You just need a fire, light it Just light up the place where they live. The place where they live is dry and cool, so it's not too troublesome to burn it. As a neighbor, you should know it." Tang Xian stared at the fish and opened the item bag.

  The Mozu was pleasantly surprised at first, then thought for a few seconds, and finally screamed angrily:

   "Crunch! You cunning human being! You lied to me! How can I light a fire! When the fire starts, won't my home also disappear?"

   "Well, so this method won't work." Tang Xian did some calculations, and the IQ of the Mozu is probably slightly lower than that of normal humans.

   Judging from the reaction speed of trickery, it is roughly equivalent to an IQ of 90 to 95.

  In addition, there is no human scheming, and points are actually reduced.

   In short, a stupid bird. Of course, this is only based on Tang Xian's standards.

   "I'm going to tell that fox, you're an outsider human! You're like those who can disappear! It's the intruder Crunch!" The morup was clearly unaware of the human in front of him—very cunning indeed.

"Think about it with your bird brains. You used to provoke other creatures in the mining area because of their language barriers, but there is no obstacle for me to communicate with Qing Jiuyu. I just gave her the incomparably precious Nine-leaf Double Phase Orchid. You Do you think she will believe you or me? Bird life is short, why do you have to provoke someone you can't afford?"

  Mozu was stunned.

   Tang Xian continued:

"Cat-eared bats that are afraid of light naturally don't have to use fire. There is a kind of fungus called firefly mushroom, which is very rare. You can fly there tonight to see it. It can make a dark place as bright as day. This Planting things, you spread these firefly mushrooms in the ground at night when the cat-eared bats fly out to move and hunt, and they will never go back."

   "Gah! That's it, that's it!" The Mozu was extremely happy.

   "We must develop a good habit of listening to people before talking. Do you know where the firefly mushrooms are? How many do you have? Do you know how to get them to where you live? If you pull them out, can they still glow?"

  After the fish was grilled, Tang Xian gave the fish tail to the Mozu.

  The morah opened its beak wide, and its bird brain was suddenly confused by too many questions.

"But don't worry, God arranged for you to come to blackmail today... Oh no, you are here to ask me for help. I am a person who likes to help birds. The firefly mushroom is at the bottom of Yisu Canyon, and Yisu Canyon is south of the sea of ​​trees. You fly more diligently, you will be able to see them tonight, you can confirm for yourself, and whether it is as bright as I said."

  The morah suddenly became cheerful again.

   "You are an honest human being!"

"Yes, the biggest shortcoming of me is honesty and soft-heartedness. So I have to tell you honestly that there are only three or five firefly mushrooms under Yisu Canyon, and this kind of firefly mushroom is extremely rare. South, no more than ten plants. If you take them back with your beak, not to mention they can’t survive at all, even if they can survive, how much can you take at one time? And even if you take them all... what’s certain is that three or five plants will not survive. If you can't illuminate anything, you will only be bullied even worse."

   "Crunch! Then what should I do? Then what should I do?" Mozu's little head was filled with helplessness for a moment.

   "Fortunately, you met me, Tang Xian, today. Do you remember my name? Read it again?"

   "Salty sugar, salty sugar." Mozu didn't realize it at all, and followed the opponent's rhythm completely.

   Tang Xian couldn't figure out what the birds were calling, so he said generously:

"I am very rich. I have enough firefly mushrooms to light up a sea of ​​trees. You can ask me for them. I can even plant firefly mushrooms in every cave north of the sea of ​​trees by myself. And buy now With this service, you can also get the fox fire of the nine-tailed demon fox at half price. Think about those dead bats who are afraid of fire. When they come to bully you again, your good friend Tang Xian, with his fox, will die with a big mouthful of fire. Don't they feel good eating their scorched and tender wings?"

   "Ah! Human, you are such a great sugar salt!" The morah spoke incoherently excitedly.

   Tang Xian frowned, this sentence seemed a bit awkward.

"So we are friends. You see, in the rules of human beings, as long as we eat grilled fish with each other, we are friends who live and die together. Do you know that life and death are shared? No matter what kind of danger you encounter, I will help you Even out, of course, and vice versa."

  The moth kept nodding, like a woodpecker pecking at wood.

   "Very well, Qing Jiuyu will come to me later, and I will tell her then, let her teach those bats a lesson for you, that's why you please her, right?"

   "Crack! That's right!" In the eyes of the Mozu, Tang Xian's image of selfless dedication grew taller.

   "But you also have to help me with some things. Life and death are shared. We all come and go, don't you think so?" Tang Xian said with a smile.

   "It must be done, it must be done."

"Tonight, you can go to the canyon first to see if those firefly mushrooms are there. If they are, you can give me one without worrying about killing it. After three days, I will bring what you want, and then I will I’ll ask you some questions. We’re best friends, I’m not going to bully you, and you’re going to answer me truthfully, right?”

   "Yes! You are my good brother! Crunch!" The Mozu nodded fiercely.

  【Current Honesty: 61 (Be honest with each other)】

  【Current favorability degree: 55 (share joys and sorrows)】

  Looking at the data in his eyes, Tang Xian couldn't help laughing. The creature with the highest favorability in the mining area was actually a bird.

   About the court of beasts, and even some of the situation in the upper circle of creatures in the mining area, I think the Mozu knows about it. Mozu had many uses, and what Tang Xian wanted to know most right now was the progress of civilization in the upper circle of creatures in the mining area.

  He can't ask Qing Jiuyu about these things.

  He must play a mysterious and powerful boss creature well. Although he himself doesn't know what creature he is playing.

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   After eating the grilled fish, the Mozu happily flew south, preparing to fly to Yisu Canyon.

That place is a blue area, but because the only way to pass is the sea of ​​trees, so there are few people. Tang Xian thought that as long as he helped this morque solve the problem of cat-eared bats, this naughty but simple bird , should be a great help to him.

  In the afternoon, Tang Xian began to observe the surrounding land conditions. He really planned to set up a private base in the sea of ​​trees. After all, the land here does not require money, as long as he has a good relationship with those foxes.

  But at this time, the smell in the sense of smell indicates that some changes are happening.

   Tang Xian stopped what he was doing and waited patiently.

   A few minutes later, Qing Jiuyu came quickly.

  According to the agreement, I will give her a few nine-leaf double-phase orchids, and she will bring the corpse of the **** three-headed dog.

  But Qing Jiuyu's expression is not natural.

   Tang Xian knew what happened without looking at the data in his eyes.

  He opened the item bag and said with a normal expression:

   "This is your Nine-leaf Duplex Orchid. Although the **** three-headed dog ran away, but you are willing to take action, it will be considered as fulfilling our agreement."

  Qing Jiuyu was startled.

"You knew already?"

Tang Xian nodded and said, "Yes, for a catastrophe-level creature to visit an elite-level creature, it is a critical period of evolution. It will be very vigilant at this time, and it will choose to escape, which means that this creature is not Stupid, to be able to survive to the evolution stage, I think it has swallowed a lot of prey."

   "I'm sorry... Although our fox family has been called cunning, we don't mean it... This time I..."

Qing Jiuyu was a little uncomfortable. Although the fox clan's sense of smell is not weak, it is still not as good as a dog. The **** three-headed dog smelled her and immediately started running away. When she went, she couldn't even find out the **** The direction in which the three-headed dog is escaping.

   Tang Xian looked at Qing Jiuyu, and suddenly had a bold idea.

"You happen to be the same as me now. You have a strong need to kill this three-headed hellhound. You run faster than it, but you can't detect it, but I can detect it. .”

  Qing Jiuyu was not suspicious. How did Tang Xian know that he wanted to kill the **** three-headed dog now, but it was not difficult to guess.

  She looked at Tang Xian curiously and said, "Can you detect it?"

   "My nose is as good as this one, so we might as well work together."

   "How to cooperate?"

   "I want to ride you."

  The word riding, from the composition of the word and its true meaning, is a serious word. Just like Tang Xian, he is a serious person. He looked serious.

  Qing Jiuyu froze for a few seconds, but blushed.

   "You tell me the location, I'll catch it for you?"

   "Yes, so you have to become a fox, and then I will ride."

   "Even if I don't return to the original body, the speed is faster than that dog."

   Tang Xian did not doubt Qing Jiuyu's words.

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  The junction between the laterite forest and the sea of ​​trees is actually very wide.

  Tang Xian had to walk for half a day on his way.

  After the Sea of ​​Trees was marked as a red area, few teams dared to stroll around.

  Under normal circumstances, there will be no missions in no man's land.

   But at this time, a team ranked around fifty, and the elite hunting team full of experts is slowly heading to the sea of ​​trees.

   "Boss, although the price of that three-headed hellhound is outrageously high, but we really want to take the risk to go to the red zone?" said a person with a crossbow in the team.

The captain's weapon is a big sword transformed from an armed mine, and he is burly. He said: "The buyer originally bid 100 yuan for the purple mine, which is already a sky-high price. I can conclude that this person is a high-level executive of a certain fortress. He is now bidding One hundred and fifty yuan, it shows that he really wants to kill the **** three-headed dog. This deal is done, the red area is the red area, let's keep a low profile, we won't see the nine-tailed demon fox, right?"

   The teams ranked around fifty, basically the whole team is around five talents, they are the best of the best, and if they work together to hunt the three-headed hellhound, as long as there are no major mistakes, they can still do it.

  The archer nodded.

   Indeed, although catastrophe-level bosses are invincible, they are rare species. If you can meet them casually on the road, humans may only dare to stay in Novice Village.

  The eyes in the team suddenly said: "The temperature seems to have changed."

   "Nonsense, the temperature is changing at any time." Regarding the weak eyes, the captain's tone was not as polite as that of the crossbowman.

  Although after leaving the red soil forest, the captain also felt a little hot.

   Eyes shook his head and said: "My ability is to sense temperature changes. Boss, we have to go. Although the three-headed hellhound is a fiery creature, it shouldn't bring about such an obvious large-scale increase in temperature."

   "Count. There are not as many trees here as the red soil forest. It's normal to be a little hotter. Is it possible that I can still meet Jiu..."

  The crossbowman didn't finish speaking, and suddenly opened his mouth wide and stopped.

  Everyone opened their mouths wide, and in the distance, a three-headed hellhound whose size exceeded their recognition suddenly appeared.

  They are all seasoned masters. Even though the three-headed dog is surprisingly big, as long as they cooperate well, they may not be unable to win.

   It wasn't the three-headed hellhound that shocked them so much that they forgot to draw their weapons.

  The three-headed dog is running towards them, and a hundred meters behind it, a fiery red fox no smaller than the three-headed dog is chasing the three-headed dog at a faster speed.

  The captain and even the crossbowman, as well as the eye healer in the team and the other two fighters were all stunned.

  They couldn't count for a moment how many tails the fox had, but it must have been more than six.

  There are no seven-tailed foxes and eight-tailed foxes in this world, so what kind of creature caught their eyes, everyone had the answer in their hearts.

   Death's breath seemed to fall on everyone's neck in an instant.

   "This... this... seems to be... a nine-tailed demon fox?" The crossbowman was trembling all over.

  Havoc-level creatures, and the terrifying aura exuded by boss-level creatures made them unable to even think of resisting.

   Just as two huge creatures rushed over, they discovered something even more shocking.

   "My God! Boss, look, is there a person on the back of the nine-tailed fox?"

  (end of this chapter)