Pretend To Be a Boss

  Chapter 42 Killing Cows and Dancing

  The hunting event is held every four years. Tang Xian has never participated in it. At the last hunting event, he had bet with the old temporary workers in the mining area which team would win.

   Since there is no way to enter the competitive jungle in the mining area, he can only judge the winner by observing those who know the inside story.

   Someone compared the hunting event to the ancient Olympic Games, but Tang Xian thought it was nonsense.

   It is true that the hunting event is also held every four years, and it is an important activity for human beings in the new era of civilization, but in the final analysis, it is the same as the ancient slaves fighting in the arena, using their lives to please the audience and slave owners.

  Two hundred of the world's best hunter teams entered the competitive jungle in the blue area, where there are a large number of enhanced creatures, various dangerous plants, and some terrifying elite creatures.

  Compared with the ancient Olympic Games, the hunting event is not fair. The survival of 200 teams and 1,000 people, the ultimate competition is which team has the most soul crystals.

  This process is very tragic. At least in the hunting events of the past, the number of teams that can walk out of the competitive jungle after the end is only half of what they entered.

  As for these dead teams, were they killed by wild beasts in the mining area, or by humans themselves. Nobody knows.

  Because the live broadcast equipment could not work inside, no one knew what happened inside.

   "What do you think of the hunting event?" Tang Xian asked a rare question.

   "It's a stage to compete for honor!" Dongran didn't even think about it.

   "What honor?"

"The ranking of the hunter team is like the top 20 teams now. Many of them did not climb up by slowly hunting creatures in the mining area. They were killed in the hunting event. Such a team will get all the rewards. It is recognized by humans, and the hunting event rewards are very rich."

   Tang Xian nodded.

  In general, I also understand the saying of Dongran, and I know why.

   "Because the education I received since I was a child is to regard this kind of cannibalism as an honor, so I can also understand why there were arena fighters in ancient times who were really obsessed with arena battles."

"As for the ranking, it is even more meaningless. Sometimes I also wonder what happened to the catastrophe hundreds of years ago. Human civilization has lost a lot, and many systems called post-modern culture are no longer inherited."

   Tang Xian's tone was a bit cold. Dongran choked on Tang Xian's words. Don't know what to say.

   "Have you ever been outside the pyramid?" Tang Xian asked a question.

   "Brother Tang, what's wrong with you, I can't understand these words... The outside of the pyramid is a place of death. I heard that many condemned prisoners are directly exiled. Of course it is impossible to go!"

   "I've heard of it, but I haven't seen it. I've seen that the mining area can't survive for seven days, but outside the pyramid is a world where human beings can't survive. I don't have an example."

  Dongran looked at Big Brother Tang's calm expression.

   I don’t know how Brother Tang thinks of such a distant place from the hunting event.

   Tang Xian didn't explain either.

  He will also have times when intuition is faster than thought, which is much more likely to happen to smart people.

  After the catastrophe, many systems have become more and more like the system of the slave era. Technology is advancing, but civilization is regressing.

  Tang Xian actually asked many people how many floors the pyramid had, but no one had an answer.

  Even Li Xiaoyu, who was born on the sixth floor back then, didn't know what was at the top of the pyramid and what kind of existence lived there.

   The Hunting Fest looks like a reasonable plan to purge the Human Talents. But in hundreds of years of education, this kind of thing has become an honor and a tradition.

   It’s not that the people around are stupid. Tang Xian is well aware of how biased people’s subjective impressions are when judging an activity after it becomes a tradition.

  No one will deny how inhumane the slave owners who arranged for beasts to fight slaves in the Roman arena.

   But in that era itself, those slaves thought it was honor. They are not stupid than modern people, but the word tradition has great binding force.

   Hunting extravaganzas are today's tradition.

   Tang Xian shook his head and said, "Let's go, it's time to catch the cattle."

   "Okay, Brother Tang, are you really not going to participate? If you get a good ranking in the hunting event, you will definitely be able to wash away the name of cheater." Dongran still wanted to insist on persuading.

"If you rack your brains and can't figure out that a hunting event is not a place for fair competition, then in the future, you should use the indescribable parts below the neck to think about it, in the competitive jungle where no one can judge, and there is no law and justice , Those who are stronger than you may consider letting you go because of this."

  Dongran blushed, didn't she also do it for him, okay? Why is he suddenly so angry? It's so ugly!

  Naive people always have beautiful fantasies about the unknown. If Dongran really sees the scene in the competition jungle, she may have nightmares for a month. Tang Xian ignored it, took Tang Xiaojiu's hand and walked towards the wasteland.

  He hates the hunting event, but whether to participate or not is another problem. Dongran had said so much, but there was actually only one sentence that Tang Xian thought was somewhat convincing.

   That is, the prizes of the hunting event are very rich.

   As for the honor, he really doesn't care about washing away the name of the cheater.

  Everything is up to fate, before the team members are assembled, no matter how rich the rewards of the hunting event are, he will not be able to participate.

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  The Scarlet Wasteland is actually not barren. This is a grassland, but the grass is red. This kind of grass is not the red thread grass, it is called the red heart grass, which is the favorite food of the cattle in the wasteland.

   This kind of grass is actually suitable for growing in the south. If it is planted in the red soil forest, it may grow as tall as the red thread grass.

  Wildland cattle live in groups, but their leader, Yi Niu, lives alone.

  Yi Niu is a very proud cattle. It is always on the highlands of the wilderness, not allowing other ordinary cattle to approach, enjoying the pleasure similar to "a glance of thousands of miles of rivers and mountains".

   Tang Xian thinks it's pretty good.

  Animals are stupid when they are stupid. Along the way, Tang Xian tried his best to choose roads with less red heart grass, avoiding the wilderness cattle.

  The creature with the most blood in the wasteland is the wilderness cow. This place is simply the kingdom of wilderness cows. There was a smell of cow dung in the air.

  Tang Xian actually wants to contract here. Who doesn't want to have a natural pasture?

  However, there are still many places that cannot be realized temporarily in the implementation of this plan, and Tang Xian is not in a hurry.

  It is also excellent to eat the head first to suppress the shock.

  The sense of smell of Yi cattle and wasteland cattle is not as sensitive as that of carnivores, but their eyes are very good.

   Some are similar to frogs, they are more sensitive to things in action.

  So when he arrived in the wasteland, Tang Xian walked very leisurely, deliberately slowing down his pace.

  The wilderness cow couldn't sense the demon fox's breath, but still didn't attack Tang Xian. Tang Xian was sure that as long as he kept moving at a certain speed, he would not attract the attention of the barren cattle.

   "Brother Tang Xian, there are so many cows here."

  Tang Xian probably guessed what Tang Xiaojiu was thinking, and said, "It's not enough now, but we can consider raising them in captivity later."

   "What does it mean to be kept in captivity?"

   "It's the prep work before eating them. Keep them calving and we'll have beef forever"

   Tang Xiaojiu understood. That's a really great plan.

  Dongran was a little worried: "These cowhide are rough and thick, what should we do if we can't move them..."

   "Don't worry, when you fight Yiniu later, it will basically have its back facing you, I will remind you of its position, you just need to keep attacking its abdomen."

  The highlands of the wasteland are coming soon.

  The three-meter long-handled Yi Niu was proudly patrolling his territory. Tang Xian led Tang Xiaojiu and walked unhurriedly.

   Then Yi Niu saw Tang Xian, his eyes were wide open, and there was a bit of anger in his eyes.

  Dongran was a little nervous. She believed in Tang Xian in her heart, but it was the first time she faced such a powerful creature.

  Tang Xian took out a long ribbon from the item bag and tied it around Dongran's waist.

"Yiniu is very powerful. If its attack hits you once, you will definitely die. Its skin is very hard, and its abdomen is also the same, but it is relatively soft. This time it will take a long time. Alright, let's face it now. Corner position."

   Dongran nodded.

  Once the fight started, a look of determination appeared on the girl's face again.

  Although it is the steps of a bullfight, the posture of starting hands is indeed a dance. The white ribbon is blown, dancing with Dongran's figure, bringing out a trajectory.

  The cow is a creature that is very excited about things that are constantly changing irregularly.

  The proud Yi Niu is even more so, its front hooves are stepping on the soil, accumulating strength.

   Various values ​​of Yiniu appeared in Dongran's eyes, with 12000 health and 2400 attack power.

  As Brother Tang said, this creature is very strong, hard to kill, and has the power to kill itself with one blow.

   But its speed is a few beats slower than its own.

  Yi Niu launched a charge.

   "From now on, dance steps 1 to 6 will cycle." Tang Xian's voice sounded.

  Dongran couldn't respond, she had no choice but to trust Tang Xian at this moment of life and death.

  The dancing steps moved lightly, as if a whole maglev train was rushing towards it at the maximum speed. Dongran cleverly avoided Yi Niu's second dance step, and felt the strong wind blowing against his face.

   What kind of terrifying collision is this?

  She didn't stop, because she avoided Yi Niu's charge, but she still had the tail sweep and the hind leg kick.

  But the third and fourth dance steps were perfect and equally perfect to avoid the blow.

  The fifth dance step is to retreat, a long-distance retreat, and the sixth dance step is to return.

  At this time, Dongran found that he had come to the position where Yi Niu launched the charge just now, and Yi Niu went to his previous position.

   Tang Xian smiled.

  Dongran, this girl, has many problems, but her execution ability is not bad, and she practiced her dance steps diligently. In order to make girls more acceptable, he did try his best to make her dance steps look graceful.

   Especially with the fullness of the chest, when jumping up, it can make all men feel pleasing to the eye.

   "Continue, reverse direction, one to six cycles."

   Having escaped the first time, Dongran gained confidence.

Yiniu's collision can exert a power that far exceeds its attack power value. In short, the attack power and life of this creature exceed that of a perfect creature, but its speed and endurance are far inferior to ordinary perfect creatures .

   Once it collided, the ground shook, and when it ran, the highlands of the wilderness trembled slightly.

  But if one hit misses, it will also consume a lot of money for Yiniu.

  The white ribbon is swaying in the wind, its function is like the dog's tail teasing the cat. Yi Niu likes this very much. Or cows are very fond of this set.

  While enjoying the bullfight and dancing, Tang Xian felt that this was double the happiness.

  He is very happy.

   Dongran is also very happy.

  Every beautiful woman is a born dancer. She never thought that one day she would be able to deal with perfect creatures with such graceful steps.

  Brother Tang is really amazing. He shouldn’t have tried this kind of dance steps before, right? How much computing power is required to ensure that the desired effect is also achieved in practice?

  Even counting every change of Yiniu, this is the seventh time this kind of collision has occurred. Dongran feels that his physical strength has not been exhausted, even if he occasionally needs to stop to make up two palms.

  Yi Niu's HP decreased very little in her eyes. As a human, her attack power is less than three hundred. If it hits Yiniu, part of the value will be offset by the defense.

   It is also necessary to calculate Yiniu's life recovery speed. Although she can't see this option. But occasionally Yi Niu's HP will recover some.

  The value is irregular and difficult to calculate. Presumably this value is related to the current endurance and is variable.

  In short, Yi Niu's life is hard to beat, but indeed, it is being worn away bit by bit.

  About half an hour later, Yi Niu's speed and stamina dropped a bit, and Dongran could also see the defense power. The original defense power of 150 had dropped to 130 now.

   Even the health value did not continue to recover.

   "Prepare to change the steps, and then it will fight back. You need to continuously cycle the third and fourth steps. Clockwise."

   Dongran just nodded slightly.

  No surprises followed, as Tang Xian said, Yi Niu seemed to realize that his collision was ineffective, so he began to attack Dongran with ox tail sweeps and back kicks.

  Dongran followed Tang Xian's instructions, using the third dance step and the fourth dance step to easily dodge, especially when she was diagonally facing Yi Niu's abdomen, she could easily deal with hitting Yi Niu's abdomen.

   Another half hour passed.

   Yiniu's speed is obviously a lot slower, and the speed of the back kick is slower, and Dongran's reaction time is longer.

Tang Xian said: "Okay, now you can play freely. To face it head-on, follow the first and second dance steps, and the third and fourth steps from the side, just remember. It's best to hit the same position every time with your Wind Palm. "

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   An hour later, Yi Niu fell to the ground, panting heavily. Horrible wounds had been punched into its abdomen, and its strength was gone. The certain luster in its eyes was gradually dimming.

  Tang Xian crouched in the distance, watching Yi Niu.

  Yi Niu's voice suddenly came from the sea of ​​knowledge.

   "Existence like you... why do you want to plot me. Why do you use this way to wear me down, despicable alien!"

   Tang Xian smiled, this cow is really interesting. He knelt down and said:

"Who would want to eat beef and run for a day and night, who would want to kill a cow and jump around for two hours? Do you think I am willing to do this? If I can kill you with one knife, I will take the trouble to do it What? Is it something a normal cow should do to evolve into this invulnerable form as a top-level ingredient? Do you have the awareness that a cow should have?"

  Yi Niu was stunned. Its Niusheng had never encountered such an unreasonable person. This person actually wanted to eat himself? Do you think it's hard for you to eat?

   Tang Xian had a way to kill Yi Niu directly. After all, Tang Xiaojiu took a mouthful of fox fire and the steak was almost done.

  But Tang Xian's favorite method of beef is to cook it slowly over a low fire and cook it with potatoes cooked into curry.

  About how to eat, Tang Xian doesn't think too much for the time being, the things he has to do now are more troublesome.

  For example, how to disembowel this cow.

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