Pretend To Be a Boss

  Chapter 5 Dog Talk and Dog Meat

  According to the method of finding the three-headed **** dog, Tang Xian also found the bone jackal's cave in the afternoon.

   Bone jackals are more afraid of water than the three-headed dog. They also belong to the canine family, but they are completely hostile to the three-headed dog. In the Red Earth Forest, it is considered the top of the food chain.

   But bone jackals are not boss-level creatures. In terms of combat capabilities, six bone jackals may not be able to defeat an adult three-headed hellhound. It's just that their number is far above the three-headed dogs of hell.

   Tang Xian was not in a hurry to do anything.

   It was not until dusk that the collected red soil was carefully placed near certain red-tailed trees.

   Dongran seemed to understand a little bit.

   I just feel that this process is a bit disgusting. In order to ensure that the smell can be covered, Tang Xian will smell it against the soil.

   Tang Xian caught a glimpse of Dongran's expression from a distance, and said:

"Without a strong fighting ability, you have to learn various skills. Survival is not dancing. Although humans are smarter than other creatures, other creatures also have a lot to learn from humans. People are willing to crush it to death. In the same way, if you are afraid of being targeted by hooligans, you should not wear Pinru clothes."

  Dongran blushed a little, why does this person... seem to be able to read people's hearts?

   Tang Xian has no way to read people's hearts, but in Dongran's current demand analysis, there is a disgusting display, and he can guess the girl's thoughts at a glance.

  In general, the work has almost been completed. It is less than an hour before the bone jackal comes out of the cave. It will take at least two or three days for the smell of the red soil stained with the urine of the three-headed dog to completely dissipate, so he is not worried that it will fail.

   Just waiting for some variables, he must ensure that everything is completed before the variables come.

  Tang Xian looked at the sky, although he started trying to observe the sky in Xinshou Village in the mining area, and slowly summed up a lot of experience in the past six years,

   But the time is accurate to the second, there is still some pressure.

   "It's going to rain tonight, we have to hurry."

"rain?"

  Dongran is a little unbelievable, do you also understand meteorological observation in mining areas?

   Tang Xian quickened his pace.

  The location of return is the location of the three-headed dog's lair.

   Along the way, Tang Xian kept shaking and spreading, spreading some soil under some red-tailed trees every 100 meters.

  Dongran followed Tang Xian cautiously, looking forward to what happened next.

  Whether it is a three-headed dog or a bone jackal, such creatures are difficult for humans to defeat.

  This world has everything humans need, but there is a price to pay for these resources.

   It's just that Tang Xian's thoughts are a little crazy. He seems to be using the world itself to calculate the world.

  …

  …

  At dusk, the temperature in the laterite forest began to drop slowly, and the golden sunlight spread evenly across the sky and earth like a thin layer of powder mist.

   Tang Xian couldn't help but think of a cooking method called barbecue, which is also a lot of seasonings, which are constantly spread on the grilled slightly crispy food.

   Tang Xian was a little hungry, looking forward to the dog meat tonight.

The smell of red thread grass made Tang Xian and Dongran easily noticed by the attracted beasts, but the two of them remained motionless, hiding behind a huge rock, only a hundred meters away from the three-headed dog's lair. Within the olfactory detection range of the three-headed dog and the bone jackal.

  A total of eleven bone jackals came. They are at odds with the Cerberus three-headed dog. One marks the territory under the red-tailed tree, and the other marks the territory under the soil tree. Although they are hostile to each other, they are difficult to meet.

   Raising your leg to pee to declare sovereignty is not only done by canines, but also by big cats like tigers.

   Tang Xian once read in a book that in ancient zoos many years ago, tigers would raise their legs to pee, and even sprayed it on the faces of tourists.

  This kind of thing is actually a provocation.

  Under Tang Xian's arrangement, the bone jackals thought they were being provoked, and there were usually five or six bone jackals in a nest. But obviously, these bone jackals were not unfamiliar with the smell of their old enemy, so they began to call for friends.

  Dongran's heart was already in his throat.

  She remembered that Tang Xian told her to smear the red thread grass. If you encounter creatures in the mining area, keep a low profile and you will not be attacked, just like humans can kill mosquitoes, but not bedbugs.

  For existences like bone jackals and **** dogs, Tang Xian and Dongran are really two little bugs.

  The three-headed hellhound has a huge body, which can be regarded as the size of an elephant. It is different from the description in the myth that the whole body is covered with **** lava.

  The hellish three-headed dog that Tang Xian saw in the distance at this moment, whether it has three heads or a huge body, what he sees is not an inaccessible flame.

  It is really strong muscles like a horse.

  Dog meat.

   This is Tang Xian's goal tonight. As for the bone jackal, he doesn't care.

   The meat on the jackal's bone looks like crystals. Tang Xian hasn't learned the skills to deal with similar substances in cooking for the time being.

  The battle begins.

  The huge adult three-headed hellhound and a dozen bone jackals immediately began to bite.

  When the two types of dogs roared, the entire nest was trembling slightly.

   This is the biggest obstacle for humans in the mining area. These magical and powerful creatures have powers that the real world creatures on earth can't compete with!

  Speed, power, destructiveness. Not all at the same level.

  Even with the use of weapons, it is difficult to cause serious damage to the three-headed dog. It is true that talented people can awaken powerful skills in the mining area, but how rare are such talented people?

  The process of the battle is shocking.

  The tearing and biting force of the three-headed hellhound and the bone jackal was beyond human imagination, which made Dongran's eyes widen, and his expression was full of horror.

   Tang Xian, on the other hand, looked calm, and occasionally raised his head slightly to look at the sky.

  They are more than a hundred meters away from the battlefield, so as not to be affected. When the bone jackal and the three-headed dog fight, they will inevitably die endlessly.

  So Tang Xian really doesn't need to care.

...

  Dog eats dog.

  The **** three-headed dog was soon injured, and the bone jackals were also uncomfortable. Some bone jackals were even shot to death alive. Of course, a head of the three-headed dog also paid a big price.

  Dongran couldn't help but think that if human beings wanted to inflict a shocking wound on one of the three-headed dogs' heads, they would have to pay a heavy price, right?

  May also use weapons transformed from advanced armed mines, which may require the awakening of powerful combat skills.

  The three-headed hellhound is not so strange and mysterious to humans as a boss-level creature. But also because of familiarity, so attention.

  No one would easily offend such a creature. Newcomers also look for weaker creatures in order to make merit and prove themselves.

  But Tang Xian was just lying leisurely behind the rock at this moment, plotting against this creature that humans fear.

  The injuries of both parties continued to worsen.

  Dongran was thinking, according to the normal process, how much manpower and material resources would this require?

   It's just... the bone jackal and the three-headed hellhound, no matter who wins, I'm afraid they will eat up their opponents. How will Brother Tang take out the soul crystal mine?

   It just so happens that both sides will be injured and die together. It is almost impossible for the **** three-headed dog or the bone jackal to happen. Even if they are injured, they are still dangerous.

   Tang Xian saw Dongran's doubts, but he would not explain the problems that had already been explained.

  …

  …

   The battle between the bone jackal and the three-headed hellhound is still going on, and dark clouds have begun to appear in the sky.

   "It's... It's really going to rain?" Dongran heard Tang Xian not long ago that there would be heavy rain tonight, but he didn't expect it to happen.

  In the six-person team, there are indeed some who can judge the weather, and some are proficient in terrain analysis, or some have a better understanding of vegetation and animals.

  Everyone who receives survival education will start to divide subjects at the age of fifteen. Because the amount of knowledge is too great.

  Even though the earth has thousands of years of human civilization, there are still many unknowns in various fields, let alone a new world that has only appeared for a few hundred years?

  Dongran looked at Tang Xian's side face with a sense of stability that didn't match his age.

  Recalling carefully, she realized that Tang Xian's battle actually involved a lot of knowledge.

  Using the smell of plants to disperse wild beasts, so as not to be actively attacked, then using geographical knowledge to find the nest of the three-headed dog, and then using the territorial awareness of animals to successfully attract natural enemies.

   Coupled with the precise judgment of the weather, wait for the heavy rain to reap the benefits?

  This process seems to be very simple, but there are too many fields involved. How can one person master so many subjects?

  Tang Xian's knowledge of the mining area is too...too comprehensive.

"Get ready, the **** three-headed dog is seriously injured, the rain will last for a long time, and the bone jackal will evacuate soon. The heavy rain will wash away the smell of the red thread grass on our bodies, but the soul crystal mine of the three-headed dog is boss level after all The biological core will have a certain deterrent effect."

   "Is this also taken into account?" Dong Ran opened his mouth wide.

  Raindrops fell on the two of them. Although there were boulders to block the rain, they couldn't completely cover their bodies.

   Tang Xian glanced at Dongran, and the clothes were a little transparent after being soaked.

  Dongran could see the clothes clinging to Tang Xian's muscle line, only to realize that the man's figure was very good. After a few seconds, she realized something, and she let out a cry, covering her chest with her hands.

   "Tsk, aren't you planning to sell them to me? What are you hiding?"

"Do not make fun of me…"

  Tang Xian turned his head, the rain was getting heavier, and the **** three-headed dog and the bone jackal both wailed weakly.

  Although these two creatures are afraid of water, they are not immune to contamination. It's just that today's enemies meet, they are not dead, and they all suffer heavy injuries. Water is naturally more deadly to these two types of flame creatures. The appearance of rain is very likely to disperse one of them.

   A few minutes later, there was thunder in the sky, and the rain was still intensifying.

The last five bone jackals were dying, and they were about to drag their companions’ corpses to escape, and half of the heads on both sides of the three-headed hellhound were bitten off. .

   Tang Xian stood up.

  Dong Ran folded her hands on her chest and followed Tang Xian.

   Tang Xian walked very slowly. The bone jackals clearly saw Tang Xian, but they ignored him. The heavy rain was unbearable for them.

  Obviously they wanted to completely devour the three-headed hellhound. If the injury was not serious, even if they endured the rain, they would still eat all the bones that the three-headed hellhound had devoured.

   But these bone jackals are too weak right now.

  The **** three-headed dog was also dying. Tang Xian walked five meters away from this huge creature before stopping.

  Seeing that the brown chest of the elite boss creature was still heaving, he was not in a hurry. He let the heavy rain drench him into a drenched chicken, squatted on the ground, and waited for the big dog to die.

  Dongran is the first time to see a creature like a three-headed dog at such a close distance. Even if it is extremely weak and may die in the heavy rain at any time, the aura of the boss-level creature still makes one's scalp tingle.

  But looking at Tang Xian's calm look and those calm and deep eyes, Dongran suddenly felt...

  This is the attitude that human beings should have.

  The overlord who once ruled the earth, the highly intelligent race that created civilization for thousands of years, stands at the top of all creatures with wisdom.

   Tang Xian looked at the **** three-headed dog with the same eyes as in the past, but there was a kind of arrogance of a king facing his courtiers.

  Thunder and rain.

  The **** three-headed dog was finally dying, and the soul crystal mine that was shining with blue light began to dim.

   Tang Xian was about to stand up, take out the soul crystal mine, and complete the task.

   But at this moment, his eyes widened slightly.

  He looked around, as if looking for something.

  Dongran asked puzzledly: "Brother Tang...what are you looking for?"

   "Did you hear the sound?"

   "Don't scare me...what's the sound?" Dong Ran thought Tang Xian was talking about some kind of beast.

  Tang Xian slowly looked at the dying **** three-headed dog, but took a step back.

   "Save me, please, save me...don't kill me..."

  The voice I just heard sounded again in my mind, weak, exhausted, and helpless.

  It was the first time Dongran saw such an expression on a person like Tang Xian who had everything in his mind.

   "Save me...you are also a powerful existence...why..."

   "Are you talking to me?" Tang Xian asked.

  There is no one around, the sound of wind and rain is washing over the eardrums, even if Dongran is by his side, he needs to speak loudly to hear it.

  But Cai Cai's voice resounded in his mind clearly and cleanly.

  After eliminating all impossibilities, however absurd the last case may be, it must also be true.

  Thinking about this, Tang Xian regained his previous expression.

  He has never heard that boss-level creatures can communicate with humans. It was as if he didn't know why these data in his eyes were so different from ordinary people, but Tang Xian chose to accept things that could not be changed.

   "Yes...Help me...I'm dying..."

   "Sorry, I'm a little hungry."

  The Hell's three-headed dog opened its eyes wide, its breathing became a little short, and Tang Xian suddenly opened his mouth, as if he was talking to someone. All these combined together made Dongran feel a strange breath and trembled with fright.

   "You are also... a powerful existence, why should you stay with such a weak creature?"

   "Do you care about me? Why are you weak and powerful? I only know that I am hungry, and dog meat is delicious."

   "..."

  The **** three-headed dog probably didn't expect the existence that can talk to itself to help humans, even though he looks the same as humans.

  It is a little unwilling, but it does not have any strength.

  The rain continued, and Dongran sneezed. After the three-headed dog completely closed its eyes, Tang Xian watched the three-headed dog die before slowly walking towards the three-headed dog.

  But suddenly the creature opened its eyes, and the boss-level creature used its last vitality to try to drag this desperate guy along with him!

  The mutilated head screamed, and the claws covered with tooth marks and blood stains waved.

   Tang Xian's reaction was quick, but his body couldn't keep up with his thinking.

  When she was about to be torn apart by the terrifying claws, Dongran let out a coquettish cry, and released a powerful force from her hand, pushing Tang Xian away several meters away.

  The **** three-headed dog howled again unwillingly, but this time, its huge body finally completely fell into the heavy rain.

  The soul crystal ore also became dull, completely losing its brightness.

   "Brother Tang... are you okay!" Dongran ran over and helped Tang Xian up.

   Tang Xian nodded, his breathing was a little short, but his expression was still calm.

"Thank you just now. I was careless. It seems that the criteria for judging the complete death of boss creatures still need to be revised. Even after the death of ordinary creatures, the soul crystal ore will completely lose its light after a while, but boss creatures no the same."

  Even though he narrowly escaped death, Tang Xian began to conduct academic research with a serious face. Dong Ran didn't know how to evaluate this person.

   "It's raining so much, what should we do?"

  Considering that Dongran saved himself, Tang Xian's tone was a little gentler, and he said:

"The heavy rain will wash away our smell, and it will also wash away the traces of the battle between the three-headed dog and the bone jackal, including the things I left behind along the way, so we live in the three-headed dog's den openly, and it is good to eat dog meat gone."

   "You have already planned it?"

  Dongran actually had the answer in his heart, so he couldn't help but ask.

   Tang Xian nodded.

  A plan must have a beginning and an end. Before entering the mining area, he had already planned.

   But he did miss some things.

   For example, how to move the huge three-headed dog into the cave.

   In the final analysis, the biggest motivation for hunting the three-headed dog is to eat dog meat hot pot once.

  (end of this chapter)