Primordial Cultivator

"Hurry up and leave me alone already. I can't hold my stomach any longer." Lian Xinyue roared as she clenched her stomach tightly with her hands.

Her stomach continued to gurgle and sweats started trickling down her forehead as she struggled to hold it in.

Yang Wei wasn't much better off as he has been staying silent this whole time to remain calm and not agitate his stomach further.

'Calm like the wind. Don't be affected by the stomach.' Yang Wei said inwardly as he tried to use psychology to trick his mind that he doesn't need to take a dump.

However, it would only work for so long as the pain started coming like a flood.

"Damn it, hurry up and move aside Lian Xinyue," Yang Wei exclaimed as he entered the corner as well.

Lian Xinyue widened her eyes on the audacity of Yang Wei.

"Hey, I'm a young maiden and still pure. You dare to enter this corner with me here and about to reveal my precious part." Lian Xinyue shouted and tried to push him out while her legs continued to clasp together to prevent a sudden leakage.

"I could care less about you anymore. This pain was caused by your foul mouth so I have no regret in making you leak your pants," Yang Wei sneered as he had enough of her spoiled attitude.

Afterward, Yang Wei started unzipping the strings tied to his pants, causing Lian Xinyue's face to become bashful as she turned around.

"S-Shameless scoundrel! You actually dared to strip in front of a fair maiden." Lian Xinyue shouted in anger but her back remained facing Yang Wei.

"Nature is calling and you think I have enough time to think about your position." Yang Wei replied as he knelt down slightly and started doing his lovely business.

Lian Xinyue's body began shaking with a disbelieving expression. Never in her life did she expect her impulse to enter the cave would lead to her being alone in a corner with Yang Wei and needing to do such an embarrassing business.

'Yang Wei, this grudge, I will remember it.' Lian Xinyue cried inwardly as she stripped her pants down and started doing the same activity as Yang Wei because she can no longer hold them in.

The only relieving part for Lian Xinyue was that Yang Wei had no intention of turning around and spying on her.

"Ahhnn" Lian Xinyue screamed slightly to gush out the things inside her stomach with tears in her eyes.

'Mother, this daughter is unfilial and committed such a disgraceful act.' Lian Xinyue wanted to forget about this incident forever because she has never suffered this kind of humiliation before.

Meanwhile, Elder Jing was smiling happily as she held a bunch of pills that were oozing some disgusting aroma in her hand.

'Huehue, 58 pills that will ruin any cultivator are in my hand.' Elder Jing laughed inwardly as she got a deadly weapon from now on.

Sometime later, Yang Wei and Lian Xinyue finally got rid of the pill's effect as they stood up and got away from the corner that was filled with disgusting things.

"YANG WEI, if you dared to mention what we just did then don't blame me for silencing you to prevent any witnesses." Lian Xinyue glared at Yang Wei and did a slicing motion in her neck to him.

"Don't you worry since this is a shameful thing for me as well? Just because I'm a male and not a female does not mean I am not ashamed of what I just did." Yang Wei replied softly and slowly walked away, leaving the irritated Lian Xinyue alone for a while.

Lian Xinyue clenched her fist tightly and started to blame herself for being a little spoiled in her attitude and behavior that caused her to suffer this humiliation.

'If only I didn't try to mess with Yang Wei then this wouldn't have happened to me.' Lian Xinyue sighed inwardly before scratching her head to clear her mind from the previous incident.

She had stripped her lower part with a man next to her and even though Yang Wei did not peek a single glance at her, it was still a bother to her.

"It's over… I can never marry a decent man now that I've done something like this." Lian Xinyue mumbled softly before glancing at Yang Wei's back.

Afterward, her lips started to curve upward as she decided. 'Hmph, since you dared to commit such audacity to me then you must take responsibility for this, Yang Wei.'

Lian Xinyue decided to make Yang Wei take her as his woman and despite his cultivation being way too low, his skills and calm demeanor were enough to make up for it.

Alas, Yang Wei remained ignorant as he didn't know what kind of things he managed to pull when all he wanted was to learn some alchemy.

Yang Wei slowly approached Elder Jing as she finished storing all the newly refined pills into her spatial ring with a smile.

"Hmm, you've finished with the business already."

Elder Jing raised her eyebrow slightly in surprise when she saw Yang Wei as she expected Yang Wei to take at least a few more hours.

Yang Wei twitched his mouth slightly. 'Elder Jing, your pill almost managed to cause a huge fight between me and Lian Xinyue and you wanted me to spend more time in that corner?'

Yang Wei cleared his throat and said, "Yes, that pill has brought enough trauma to me and I'm glad that it's over already. Elder Jing, please don't punish us with that pill again."

Lian Xinyue, who caught up to them now, quickly nodded her head in agreement.

"Elder Jing, this pill is better off for the enemies and not as punishment for the disciples." Lian Xinyue added, hoping that she will never get to experience the terrible effect again.

"Oh, it's the first time I've seen you two agreeing with each other in something ever since you two met." Elder Jing exclaimed in surprise.

And she continued, "Seems like you two would make a good partner in the upcoming sect's tournament once the mysterious realm is over."