Princess Consort Is No Pushover

When Chanjuan heard this, she rolled her eyes angrily, "My lord, time is urgent, can you stop being so narcissistic? Sit down quickly, and I will help you dress up."

Xue Wuxia quickly sat down and said, "Okay, but don't make me look too good, I don't want to lead people to commit crimes."

"That's enough, shut up!" Chanjuan slapped her with a punch, and then began to help Xue Wuxia dress up.

Half an hour later, Chanjuan finally helped Xue Wuxia put on her makeup, and changed into Li Niang's white pearl fairy dress.

When Xue Wuxia raised her head slightly, a beautiful woman appeared in the mirror.

Seeing that beauty, even Chanjuan was stunned.

Their master's appearance is really good, if he dresses up casually, he is even more beautiful than that Liniang.

If their master is a woman, they will definitely be able to fascinate all men in the world.

The master has this capital, no wonder he is so narcissistic all day long.

At this moment, she took out a white veil from her bosom, and said, "My lord, put this veil on, so that they won't recognize you and think you are Liniang."

Xue Wuxia nodded, "Alright, if I wear a veil, they won't be able to see my face, so they won't be able to fight over me."

"Really, put it on quickly!" After Chanjuan finished speaking, she helped Xue Wuxia put on the veil.

Wearing a veil, he only revealed a pair of black and beautiful big eyes, which has a mysterious beauty.

At this time, Xue Wuxia suddenly touched her flat chest, and said, "Chanjuan, there seems to be something missing in my chest? It's too flat, not attractive at all, go find me two steamed buns."

"..." Chanjuan held her forehead speechlessly, and said, "Okay, I'll go to the kitchen to look for it, just wait!"

With that said, she went out and walked towards the kitchen.

Soon, Chanjuan walked in with four big and round white steamed buns, "My lord, I found it!"

Seeing those four big steamed buns that looked like bowls, Xue Wuxia was so shocked that her eyes almost fell out, "Chanjuan, is this steamed bun a bit too big?"

"There are only this kind of steamed buns in the kitchen, there are no other steamed buns, do you want it?" Chanjuan said.

"But why are there four steamed buns? I don't want to be regarded as a monster." Xue Wuxia hurriedly hugged her chest tightly.

Chanjuan pursed her lips and said, "My lord, aren't you hungry? Of course two of them are for us to eat, you are stupid!"

Xue Wuxia patted her chest, "It's okay, I thought you wanted me to put four steamed buns on my chest, so I wouldn't be a monster?"

"Okay, come on, let's eat a steamed bun each to fill our stomachs first." Chanjuan said, and handed Xue Wuxia a white flour steamed bun.

Xue Wuxia used to pretend to be elegant when eating chicken drumsticks, but now she is so hungry that she is about to ascend to heaven. When she saw this steamed bun, she didn't care about being reserved, and ate it like a hungry tiger.

Anyway, only Chanjuan is here, and there is no one else, so he is not ashamed.

Seeing his eating like this, Chanjuan couldn't help laughing.

In the past, the First Prince was a picky eater, and he didn't eat anything other than delicacies from mountains and seas, and he ate very elegantly, but now he gnawed on steamed buns like a hungry ghost.

No matter how elegant this person is, when he is about to starve to death, he can't be elegant anymore, he has to show his true colors, let alone picky!

Soon, the two got rid of the two steamed buns.

After eating the steamed buns, Xue Wuxia drank another cup of tea.

After drinking the tea, he burped contentedly, with a look of comfort on his face.

Finally, he was full and his mood improved a lot.

Then, Chanjuan handed him two steamed buns, "Young Master, quickly put the steamed buns on your chest!"

"Okay! This steamed bun is really a good thing. At this time, it can be used as a chest. When we are hungry, it can also be used as food. Yes, it kills two birds with one stone!" Xue Wuxia said, and put the steamed bun on her chest.

Then, he pushed his chest, and the two steamed buns rose high, making Chanjuan couldn't help laughing.

"Young master, your breasts are so big, those people will definitely go crazy for you."

Xue Wuxia squinted her eyes complacently, "This is just icing on the cake, even if your son has a flat chest, he can still make people crazy."

Chanjuan gave him a blank look and said, "My lord, you have always claimed to be a righteous man. If we deceive people like this, do you think it is a bit immoral?"

Xue Wuxia narrowed her eyes calmly, "How can this be called a lie? These dignitaries carry their wives and children behind their backs every day, come here to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble. Teach them a lesson and let them know what will happen if they don't abide by male virtues!"

"Pfft..." Chanjuan couldn't help laughing.

At this time, there was a sudden sound of footsteps outside.

Immediately afterwards, there was a knock on the door, "Liniang, Liniang, are you dressed yet? The auction is about to begin!"

"It's the voice of the bustard. Young master, you should be careful with her, I'll hide first." Chanjuan said, and quickly hid in the closet.

Seeing that Chanjuan was hiding, Xue Wuxia coughed softly before getting up to open the door.

He was afraid that his stature would be too tall to reveal his secrets, so he specially bent over slightly.

Then, he gently opened the door and said in a woman's voice, "What's wrong? Mom?"

"You! Why are you..." Aunt Mei froze the moment she saw "Liniang".

Xue Wuxia's heart trembled, Aunt Mei must have recognized him, right?

Suddenly, Aunt Mei said excitedly: "Liniang, your eyes are much bigger today, so beautiful!"

"I, when I was putting on makeup just now, I deliberately made my eyeliner a little bigger." Xue Wuxia said softly.

Aunt Mei suddenly stared at his chest, then put her hands on his chest and said tremblingly: "Wow! Li Niang, your breasts are so big today, what did you eat!"

Xue Wuxia hurriedly shrunk her chest, and said, "Uh, maybe it is sensible, and it has grown up a lot!"

Looking at the chest, Aunt Mei kept nodding.

Then, she circled around Xue Wuxia, looked at the veil on his face, and exclaimed: "Li Niang, you actually wear a veil, who came up with this idea?"

"I thought so, what's wrong?" Xue Wuxia asked suspiciously.

Aunt Mei said excitedly and exaggeratedly: "This idea is too good. You look much more beautiful when you wear the veil than when you don't wear it! This is both mysterious and beautiful, and it will definitely arouse everyone's curiosity and whet everyone's appetite. The elders have never seen you before, and when they are curious about your appearance, they will definitely compete to bid a high price!"

"Oh." Xue Wuxia lowered her head shyly.

Aunt Mei walked around him again, and suddenly said: "Li Niang, why do I feel that you are a little tall today?"

Xue Wuxia hurriedly shrunk her chest, and said, "Oh, that's because they put booster pads in the shoes, so they look a little slimmer."

"Hey, Liniang, why is your voice so shrill today?" Aunt Mei asked in confusion.