Program to urge marriage: I, born in 2000, seal my heart with cement

Chief director Sun Zhenkong was overjoyed

Depressed and almost autistic!

And at the same time,

In the live broadcast room, it was after a short dead silence

It just blew up!

After listening to Lu Yu's analysis

The audience almost didn't go crazy with laughter

Especially those who suspected that Lu Yu was going to overturn before

At this time, it is not only a hanging heart that is put back into the stomach,

is even happier and almost knelt down for Lu Yu!

"Ahahahaha,, I'm laughing to death, Yushen, you are simply a Chinese music scene...... Ah, no, you're simply a god for life among our single nobles!".

Lu Yu turned around: Oh, what else?".

"6666, Lu Yu's set of operations is simply overturned!".

"I thought that the feather god was going to overturn, but I didn't expect it, hahaha!".

"The relationship is to make up a full reduction, so I instigated Bingbing not to eat work meals, God is so full and reduced, Lu Yu, you are too showy!"

"What about those who questioned the heart sealing of the feather god cement just now? Come out and apologize!".

"I apologize, I thought Feather God was on the first floor, but in fact he was in the atmosphere!".

"I also apologize, he didn't lick the dog, not only did he not spend money on the girl, but he also charged Nima an extra dollar, poof!".

"I'm attending a funeral, I couldn't hold back my laughter just now, and now they're going to beat me to death, how can I get out?

"Upstairs, he died directly on the coffin, and his fate can't be in the hands of others!".

"Hahaha, coaxing other people's little girls, just make up the full minus, the key is to be quiet, and charge someone an extra dollar, Yushen, you are too cute!!".

"Bingbing: You still touched me!!".

"After the identification, Lu Yu is really a single dog who can take care of his family, referred to as a real dog!".

"Long live the single, the feather god is invincible!".

“......"

In the live broadcast room, there was cheering.

Unexpected,

Even those who were originally unaccustomed to Lu Yu, those older parents

At this time, he even expressed that he couldn't cry or laugh.

"This Xiao Lu, haha, it's kind of interesting!".

", my dentures made me laugh and fell into the toilet!".

"This kid is okay, he will save money, if my granddaughter follows him, I absolutely agree, it's just that this kid is not enlightened and unwilling to get married, it's a pity!"

"Haha, seriously, I also like this little guy, although he is a little debauched, but I really like this part of the door!".

"Yes, it's a good budget, it's a material for life!".

I'm afraid even the program team didn't expect it

Lu Yu, a post-00s prickly head who didn't want to get married, actually caught a wave of elderly fans in the marriage urging army in the live broadcast room.

Even quite a few people said

If Lu Yu is willing to change his view of marriage and wants to get married

They will give their granddaughters and daughters to Lu Yu.

Really,

This kid is so funny!

It's planting flowers again, meditating, and living like a little old man

It's very much to their liking

Coupled with the little calculation just now,

It is also deeply loved by these old people who have been thrifty all their lives.

The program team originally thought that

These old people who came to urge marriage will be like fire and water with Lu Yu, and they can't wait to strangle him

But I didn't expect that

People are not as good as heaven!

Let's talk about Bingbing.

She's stupid at this point, okay!

The little face is flushed with shame!

To know,

She wasn't just testing Lu Yu just now

In fact, I also have the idea of trying it with Lu Yu in my heart

If Lu Yu agrees,

She can consider ...... with Lu Yu

I never expected it

This guy actually said such a laughable thing!

It's really cement-sealed, molten iron is poured into the brain, and the will is indestructible, right, in the end, everything is self-inflicted!

"I'll give you eleven dollars!".

"Give you an extra dollar, and you can use it to buy an old popsicle...... Oh no, it's an old bachelor to eat!".

Bingbing gritted his teeth and finished speaking

hatefully sent Lu Yu a red envelope of eleven yuan!

The screen was almost shattered by her!

It can be seen how depressed Bingbing is at the moment!

"Haha, thank you so much!".

Lu Yu received the red envelope in seconds

I don't care about Bingbing's attitude.

After ordering takeout,

Lu Yu didn't have much to do

Just play with your mobile phone and wait for the takeaway brother to deliver it to your door

It can be said that it is very relaxing.

Bingbing on the side looked strangely in the direction of the camera, and after a while, he found that the indicator light was still on.

"What's the situation?".

"Why don't you cut the camera away?".

Bingbing was strange inside.

Before the show began to be recorded, in fact, for the three families, the filming time of each round was divided.

After all, it is a marriage and childbirth promotion show.

Naturally, more time should be reserved for the first and second families.

to show the beautiful picture of marriage as much as possible.

As for Lu Yu's side,

Just a control group,

Just take a picture

It's impossible to take up too much time.

Otherwise,

In case everyone sees that this guy is so cool to be single,

What if you don't want to get married?

And because of this,

At this time, Bingbing will feel very strange

From just now,

The camera stays here

It's been more than 20 minutes now

I haven't turned the mirror yet.

The point is,

Now Lu Yu is just playing with his mobile phone and waiting for takeout

Didn't do anything

But the camera still stopped at him, without the slightest intention of cutting away.

Doubts,

Bingbing walked to the side and went to connect with the director team.

Learned Truth,

But it made Bingbing dumbfounded.

"Bingbing, I can't cut it away now, I have to shoot this kid for a while!"

"Ahh

"Hey, you don't know what happened to those two!".

Chief director Sun Zhen sighed again and again

"On the side of family No. 1, the son of the two is urging to buy a house, and he has already had a big fight with his father on the phone before!".

"It's hard to hear!"

"The two of them are now sitting on the sofa in a daze!".

"I don't know if I'm too disappointed in their son, or if I'm trying to raise money to buy a house for his son!".

"If you cut the camera over there now, mom, I don't dare to think about it, there must be more people in the live broadcast room who don't dare to have children!".

"This is the birth of a child, it is simply the birth of a debt collector!".

"Originally, some people were afraid of marriage and childbearing, but when I saw this, I couldn't help but be even more afraid of marriage and childbearing!"

Bingbing suddenly asked hurriedly

"What about the No. 2 family? Haven't you just been married for a few years, you should be quite harmonious......

."

Who knows,

It's okay not to mention the second family

When it comes to the young couple born in the 90s,

Sun Zhen's anger exploded

"Don't mention these two, the situation is even worse, it's not as good as my mother's first one!".

"Originally, the meal was good, but the one named Li Li directly dropped the chopsticks, thinking that her husband's cooking was either too idle or too light, and threw the pot helmet he bought directly into the trash, saying that he would rather starve to death than eat what he begged for, and what was more excessive was ......

".

"What's more, she also took a pot of shrimp cooked for her by her husband into the trash can, and the weird family didn't pick out the shrimp line for her before cooking, saying that it was unhygienic to eat it!".

"It's really a beep dog, are girls so much to do now?".

"It's good to eat some of them, and I'm really convinced of this and that!"

Speaking of which.

Sun Zhen simply felt devastated.

What kind of observation are these picks?

A marriage urging show,

You've sent me two families like this

Who doesn't get confused after watching it?

Are you trying to urge marriage, or are you going to make people scared of marriage?!

But it can't be helped

This show itself is a real

theme

And you can't arrange for actors to go in and pretend to be in advance

Do that way

Once a little bit of a flaw is revealed,

It will only arouse more strong resentment among those who are unmarried and those who refuse to have children

So you can only choose from the people at random!

If I had known that this would be the result,

Sun Zhen didn't take this live director even if he was killed

It's so torturous!

"So, Bingbing, there's really no way now, the camera can't be cut away, so it can only stop at Lu Yu, this kid!".

"Speaking of this kid, it's really an evil old man!"

"Ah, what's wrong with Lu Yu?".

"Not really, it's just evil!".

Sun Zhen's tone suddenly became very strange

"As long as the camera is all here, you haven't seen it, the number of real-time viewers in the background online is going up!".

"Originally, when I was filming those two, it dropped by two percentage points. "

"Now that I'm shooting here, it's not only up again, but it's also a few points higher than before!"

"There are a lot of people watching our show, of course it's a good thing, but I'm afraid, these extra people are all coming to see this kid!".

"We're a marriage urging show, everyone comes to see a single dog, what's going on!".

"It's just that this kid is still acting like a thief!".

"Even when I saw it, I couldn't wait to go back to when I was young, seal my heart with cement, kick my fiancée aside, and live my life alone!"

"Not to mention the audience!".

"It's so easy to be led astray by him!".

"Otherwise, how about you tell him quietly later, let him restrain a little bit, and try to show the pain of a single dog?"

"Huh? let him restrain a little...... Deliberately showing that it is not good to be single...... Isn't that cheating?".

Bingbing was stunned.

I didn't expect the director to come up with such a bad idea.

Sun Zhen's expression trembled.

Said righteously.

"Bingbing, this can't be said to be cheating, the original intention of our program team is to urge marriage and childbearing, and to help social development!".

"Let him cooperate a little, it's a white lie!".

"What if he's still a single thief and everyone doesn't get married after seeing it?"

"If you don't get married, you don't have children, how will society work in the future?!".

"Therefore, when I beg you, you beg him for me!"

"As long as that kid is willing to agree, you tell him, I'll give him a big red envelope of 1W!".

"I think he likes money a lot, and he can calculate a few dollars so clearly!".

"A W, his slamming energy, will definitely not refuse!".

“......"

Bingbing was completely stunned, and before she could respond, she received 10,000 yuan from Sun Zhen on her mobile phone.

"That's it, Bingbing, you can tell him later!".

"I have something to attend to on my end!".

"I can't tell you more!".

"In a short period of time, the camera doesn't dare to cut over, you hold on here, shoot this kid for a while, let him behave well!".

"If he behaves well, I'll go back and personally invite him to another meal!".

“......"

The microphone connection ends.

Bingbing looked at the extra 10,000 yuan on the account

For a while, I really couldn't cry or laugh.

Oh my God

What the hell is this!

Urging marriage show, as a result, the single dog won the MVP!

The most popular,

The most popular!

The other two got married, but they were chicken feathers, and the camera didn't even dare to cut over to look at ......

"Marriage, is it really a good thing?".

Bingbing was confused at this moment.

Then he turned his head to look at Lu Yu

This guy is lying down at this time

There while giggling,

While swiping through your phone.

Compare what Director Sun said just now, the situation of the two families at this time ......

Uh......

It looks like it's really single!

"It's really going to have to make him a little more restrained. "

"Otherwise, the program orientation will be led astray by him!".

Bingbing held his forehead

Then he walked towards Lu Yu

"Lu Yu, come out, I have something I want to discuss with you!"

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