Psychics don't die from gunfire

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"Okay, let's get back to the point. Without a doubt, the most irritating thing nowadays! What!"

The host dressed in a black suit suddenly opened his eyes, as if he had received some incredible news, and said in shock.

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There was not even one more frame of time for the Spiegel Story commercial. After the host finished reading a series of words, the shock instantly disappeared from his face.

"To go back to what I just said, the most exciting news right now is undoubtedly the return of a ruthless character. Who is he? Before officially revealing the answer, let me give a few simple hints."

“He is the spokesperson of ‘Denglan’, a well-known sports brand that once led the trend, and he is also a partner of ‘Chun Guang Beverage Industry’, which aims to revolutionize the functional beverage market.”

"He is the undisputed ultimate sociopathic and anti-human terrorist, one of the culprits responsible for the fall of the City of Light. He killed Gloria Groden head-on, and he still faced Emmanuel Groden. The invincible psychic genius is a thorn in the side of the company, a good friend of the Enlightened One, and a great talking point among the citizens——"

The host's tone was sonorous and powerful.

“—Qianqianqianqian super internet celebrity, ‘Nandou’ Song Shi!”

As the host specially raised the final pitch, a series of videos and photos were cut out on the screen.

In a news briefing titled "Children, I'm back," bright golden light shone across the city skyline, and a young man with black hair stood behind a pile of microphones and talked to countless cameras.

"This former super internet celebrity who suddenly disappeared more than a year ago, and countless people thought he died suddenly on the roadside, made a strong announcement a week ago that he is back. To be honest, everyone has long been tired of watching the drama of outdated internet celebrities trying to stage a comeback. Of the Internet celebrities who are famous today, how many will continue to be brilliant this time next year?”

"However, maybe Nandou can bring us a different kind of surprise, who can say for sure?"

"Of course, as the famous midday detective, we naturally have some exclusive information for more than a year, such as the things that cannot be said clearly between him and the current leader of Yenan."

"Don't ask me why he had an affair with a bearded man! And don't ask me why I said 'unspeakable'! The details will be revealed soon, but before that, let us briefly insert an advertisement for a new product developed by Jade Pharmaceuticals Anti-aging supplements—by the way! Exclusive brand advertising and insert advertising are not the same thing! Don’t ask about this!”

"This anti-aging supplement has gone through twelve rounds of clinical verification and is a perfect fit"

The audience sitting in front of the screen couldn't bear it anymore and decisively turned off the news, then clicked on the [Valhalla] live broadcast and switched to the outdoor channel.

"No problem, brothers! 'Nandou' gave an opening speech to the freshmen of Zhuguang City First College. Although I didn't get the media invitation! But I dug the tunnel a day in advance, and now I will take everyone in to open their eyes. !”

"No, brothers! The tunnel is blocked!"

"No, brothers! I'm going to be arrested too!"

The camera suddenly started spinning, and then there were two beeps, and a pop-up window saying "The anchor has gone offline" popped up in the live broadcast room.

The veins in the audience's forehead jumped twice, they breathed calmly, and then cut into the live broadcast room.

"Hello everyone, as we all know, I have always been the person who respects Nandou the most on the Internet. But this year he stopped activities, which really broke the hearts of us old fans, so for the sake of all the old fans! Here I want to Announce to the whole network, officially challenge Nan Dou! Do you dare to accept it?”

The anchor tied up the turban with "Gen Xing!" written on it, revealing a row of bright gold teeth, climbed on the stool, and suddenly raised the rifle high.

"I have decided on the venue! In ten days, I will be waiting for you at the Fanqi Stadium! If you are a real man, don't be a coward! Please also lock in the Valhalla live broadcast room 2886941, pay attention, and witness me together!!!"

The audience quickly continued to switch to the live broadcast room.

This time it was much more normal.

"The shadow of the company has shrouded this land. Decades have passed, and it has poisoned everyone over and over again. But I am not here today to say this."

The black-haired young man stood on the podium, overlooking the people sitting in the auditorium. Beside the seats, in the aisles, and even in the corridor at the entrance of the auditorium, there were students everywhere. They were crowded slightly noisily but not chaotically. Got here.

"The First Higher College of Zhuguang City, it is a comprehensive educational institution. In addition, it is also directly sponsored by Denlan and Chunguang Drinking Industry, and the latter enjoys permanent school board seats. And Denlan and Chunguang Drinking Industry I don’t think there’s any need to say more about what karma represents.”

"Today, at this time, you all choose to come here and become freshmen of this college." The young man raised his hand: "Yes, I know clearly that the biggest reason why some people come here is the low tuition and high scholarships of the First College of Zhuguang City - but no matter what, when you received the electronic admission certificate, I think you have already prepared yourself psychologically."

"So, I don't need to say those inspiring and exciting words." The young man paused for a while, and his eyes slowly swept over everyone present. The gloomy, excited and confused faces were clearly reflected in the glass-colored pupils: "I only want to tell you one thing. It's my personal experience."

"Always do what you think is right." He said.

There was silence for a while.

The young man smiled and snapped his fingers.

Above the auditorium, flowing magma emerged out of thin air, and then exploded with a clang, and the fire trees and silver flowers bloomed instantly, and shattered in the crowd one after another, but did not cause any harm.

Amid the belated cheers that almost overturned the auditorium, the young man waved his hands vigorously, and countless cameras flashed, freezing this scene forever.