PUBG Mobile: Madman

"Call the landlord?"

"Grab the landlord!"

"Don't rob!"

...

And Liu Han, who was already in a daze, received the call and opened the door half-awake, and then saw a little guy dressed as a maid.

"Well, just clean up as you like..."

After he finished speaking, he staggered and walked back to the bedroom. At the last moment when his consciousness disappeared, a strange thought flashed in his mind:

"Whose maid is this? Why does she have blue hair and looks so familiar?"

Chapter 266 Oily and Watery

"Then he ran straight back to the bedroom to sleep... What should I do?"

Cai Luoli asked blankly on the phone while sitting on the sofa.

"Night raid! Stupid!"

"The dog's legs are interrupted, the dog's mouth is blocked, and then you can hehe..."

"Find a pen and draw a little **** on his face when he falls asleep."

...

"Yeah! That's a good opinion!" Cai Luoli saw the witty barrage of a water friend, and suddenly laughed happily, and after looking around, she saw a marker pen. After gently swiping in his hand, he nodded with satisfaction, and then quietly walked into the bedroom with his mobile phone.

"Shh..." She looked at Liu Han who was sleeping in the dark, and made a gesture to the barrage.

...

A son of a bitch, with a big mouth and an O and an X on both sides of her cheeks, Cai Luoli also drew a red nose on the tip of her nose. Then, looking at Liu Han who was smacking his mouth without any response, he covered his mouth and chuckled and backed out.

"刈刈刈..." She covered her mouth, her eyes turning into crescents.

But soon a witty water friend posted a barrage and asked:

"Lori, is that marker oily or watery...?"

Cai Luoli was stunned for a moment, and asked in a dazed way:

"Is there a difference? What's oily and what's watery?"

After she asked this sentence, the water friends who knew some common sense were immediately speechless.

"..."

"Hey, give yourself a cool song."

"Hahaha, please be sure to be oily!"

"Yes, oily ones can be wiped off, hahahaha!"

"Look, there should be a mark on the pen."

...

Cai Luoli looked down and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Hey hey, it's oily and can be wiped off!"

"...This child is probably not saved."

"Hey, Loli, listen to Uncle's words, go home to eat something good, drink something good, and then tell your mother that I love you..."

"Tsk tsk, I suddenly feel sorry for you. Loli's world is really the purest."

...

"???Why do you say that?" Cai Luoli was completely at a loss.

...

The next morning, Liu Han, who slept contentedly, stretched a lot, and then seemed to feel that something happened last night, but after thinking for a while, he couldn't remember anything.

Then, he walked into the bathroom to wash his face and brush his teeth, but not long after he entered, a scream that was comparable to a woman came from the bathroom.

"……what!!!!!"

...

And when Liu Han, whose face was swollen, saw himself on the hot topic of Weibo on his mobile phone, he was completely spartan.

The GIF pictures made by the water friends successfully recorded the crime of a certain loli, and together with this loli, it was searched on Weibo.

He sighed helplessly, and then silently sent a Weibo. The photo is a profile of a person, and a red and swollen cheek can be vaguely seen under the thick ink color of the oil-based pen.

"My face is swollen, I can't rub it off, that loli, wait."

...

So, when Zhao Liying walked into the elevator again, she saw a strange person wearing a hat, sunglasses, and a mask, covering herself tightly.

"Ok?"

After seeing this person's attire, she instantly became vigilant. There is no other reason. There are only two kinds of people in the entertainment industry who dress like this, either paparazzi or mad fans of a certain star. No matter what kind of person they are, she instinctively wants to stay away.

After she retreated into the corner without a trace, she pretended to lower her head to play with her mobile phone. In fact, the fist of the other hand was already clenched. She planned that if this man had any wrongdoing, then she would let him taste justice. Iron fist.

After the elevator reached the tenth floor, she looked at the unfamiliar man who had been standing on the other side without making a sound, and breathed a sigh of relief. But as soon as she looked up, she saw the man's swollen skin and what looked like oil paint under the sunglasses...

"Pervert!" She scolded softly, and then quickly ran out of the elevator.

"..." After watching the girl with the big sunglasses walk away, Liu Han smiled bitterly and muttered:

"And said I'm a pervert... What are you staring at the man's face! Stinky pervert!"

...

After entering the company, Liu Han looked at the front desk at the door who was about to call the police, and quickly took out his badge and flashed it.

"Ah... Hello, Mr. Liu!" The little girl at the front desk greeted quickly, and then watched Liu Han, who was dressed strangely, walk into her office.

"Hey, did you see that, the boss's face seems to be swollen..."