PUBG Mobile: Madman

"Hey dear, where have you been?"

"Oh, I'm still waiting for the car to pick me up. There's a bit of a traffic jam. Don't worry, wait for me at home."

"Hmm, hurry up as much as possible."

The Demon King hung up the phone and sat on the ground slowly stunned.

She didn't know how long it took before she turned around, and then she felt hotter and hotter and muttered:

"Why so slow? Still not coming back? I'm dying~"

Chapter 780 Liuwei Dihuang Wan

As soon as Yan Sheng came home, he felt a strong wind rushing towards her face, and then the shadow used a long-lost trick, "Hungry Tiger Fighting for Food", and attacked her.

Yan Sheng, who looked a little less handsome but more beautiful than makeup, knew that he was no match. So helplessly, he could only hold Yuan Shouyi, protect his vitals, and use tricks to wait for the best time to counterattack. But she underestimated Somyo's determination. As soon as Sombra hit the fresh meat, he immediately grabbed Yan Sheng's wrist with both hands, and then the wind and thunder exploded!

"Wall boom!"

With a loud noise, Yan Sheng squeezed his wrist and pressed it against the door.

At this moment, she felt that her wrist seemed to be locked by 10,000-jin giant pliers, and she couldn't move.

Then, the shadow opened her mouth wide open, and took it to her Sakura CHUN, who revealed a crystal color. It was too late to express regrets, so I had no choice but to close my eyes.

"Take it easy, oops! Don't be so hard~ Really, why are you like taking medicine?"

...

After a few rounds, Yan Sheng, who was defeated, huddled in the Demon King's arms and asked softly:

"What's the matter with you?"

The Demon King shook his head:

"It's okay. Missing you!"

A grandmaster attitude.

...

And the culprit, Liu Han, happily took a chopstick to rinse the mutton, took a breath and swallowed it directly, and then gave a thumbs up:

"I found the right hotel today, it's really good."

Seeing Liu Han's praise, Qin Fen immediately said happily:

"That's right, you won't be able to find a second one in this sesame sauce town. Hey, you seem to be quite restless these days, do you want to go to a PARTY with me? I have a little brother's birthday. It is said that he invited me. It’s all internet celebrities, how many of you guys are going to chat for a while?”

Liu Han didn't speak, just turned his head to Wang Shichong.

I saw him stirring his condiment bowl slowly, and then after taking a sip of tea, he moved his eyes to Qin Fen's face, and then pointed to his own face and said:

"Look at my expression, look, slow motion."

"Ok?"

Qin Fen was a little curious, and then saw the principal pouting, making a fart-like tone:

"Do not!"

"...Pfft, hahahahaha."

Liu Han burst out laughing at the time. After taking a sip of water, he took a chopstick out of the pot:

"He's turned sexual, and after he went to the hospital for an examination two days ago, he became this virtuous. It is estimated that there is some problem, so he has been in a state of being unable to do anything recently."

"Fuck your uncle, can't you say something nice?"

Wang Shichong was a little unhappy when he saw Liu Han exposing his shortcomings.

Liu Han was not wrong, he just looked at Principal Wang with provocative eyes and smiled:

"What? Did I say it wrong? Lao Qin, look through his handbag and see if you can find a small bottle of Liuwei Dihuang Wan!"

Qin Fen immediately picked up Wang Shichong's bag and pinched a small round bottle before opening it. Then he wobbled a bit, heard the ding-dong, and said with a wicked smile:

"Yes, you can tell it's a pill when you hear it~"

Wang Shichong knew that he was right, and he was a little angry, but he couldn't get angry, so he could only put his chopsticks into the pot and plan to scoop out the hairy belly he had just washed to vent his anger. As a result, after fishing for a long time, I found that there was nothing in the copper pot except for a few pieces of seaweed leaves and green onions. So he said to himself with some doubts:

"Hey? Where's the hairy belly I just got?"

Liu Han stirred his own sesame sauce a few times, then picked up two hand-cut mutton and put it into the pot:

"Oh, I ate it. I saw that you didn't eat it, and thought you did it for me."

"...Fuck! I'm going to hack you two **** to death!"

Principal Wang was like a wronged little daughter-in-law, and the aggrieved expression made the people who were taking pictures of melon eaters laughed non-stop.

...

In the end, the three of them didn't go around the internet celebrity party, but found a high-end club to do acupressure massage. The three gentlemen are of the kind that are not very stressed. When they are pressed by the massage technician, they begin to babble and sing. The technician who got it thought that he had mastered the Vajra Finger and One Finger Zen.

After finally suffering, the three people who called for a foot bath were relieved. After chatting, we talked about Mobike and Giant.

Wang Shichong heard that the sincerity there was getting stronger and stronger.

"Old Qin, didn't your uncles give you any news? Is there a big move going on recently?"

Qin Fen knew what he was referring to, so he shook his head:

"I've never heard of it. Isn't the current policy always based on appeasement and win over? If you think about it, you're obviously overthinking it... It's just a bicycle, how capable can it be?"

Liu Han is not happy anymore, you are making it clear that you look down on my bike, right?

"What? What's wrong with the bicycle? No way? Tell you, the London side is about to get it, you know? My brother plans to go public in a year and a half. By then, you will know who the next Bill Gates in the world will be. Who?"

He meant to brag that he was the next Bill Gates, but Qin Fen didn't give any face at all. Point your hand to the side:

"I think it's him."

"Fuck, you two, don't put me in the circle, okay? You say I'm an engineering dog programmer, right? You don't swear at people anymore?"

"...Why do you despise programmers?"

Liu Han was not happy.