PUBG Online Romance of the Century

He said for a while: "... not so exaggerated."

"Wow, I shouldn't call your little brother." One of the girls said, "You sound younger than me, are you an adult?"

"Adult." Yu Yan asked, "play?"

Tuantuan busy: "Play, I'll drive right away."

As soon as he entered the game, the takeaway arrived. Yu Yan took the takeaway back and saw his game character standing on the quality square, being beaten by three young ladies and sisters.

Number 1: "Little brother, why don't you talk, where do we jump?"

No. 2: "The end game is too unfriendly. Why do n’t you learn to follow a mobile parachute and follow the skydiving? I always fly slower than others. I die every day in the sky, and I am annoyed."

Number one: "Little brother, your clothes are too ugly, sister, I'll buy you a beautiful set."

Tuan Tuan said: "After you go and stop a bit, he is so scared that you don't speak."

"..."

Rao has been playing with him before, and he has never seen it before. "Sorry, I just took breakfast. You can jump anywhere you want, just mark it."

Tuan Tuan said, "Can you pick a place with few people? We all don't know how to play."

"it is good."

The last choice fell to zharki, Yu Yanbian counted the time to open a high umbrella, slowly floating while eating churros.

After a while, he noticed that something was wrong-the teammates in the lower left corner did not have a parachute sign in front of it.

He asked, "Did you not open the high umbrella?"

No. 1 asked: "What is the high umbrella?"

Number two: I don't know. "

Tuan Tuan: "Let me Baidu."

No. 1: "Don't waste your energy, we can't learn Baidu."

"..."

Barrage laughed crazy long ago.

[Why are these young ladies so funny hahaha]

[Nonsense, three are all entertainment anchors, two of which are still on the emotional radio station. Give them a stage. They can give you a comic dialogue. 】

[I think 1 boss doesn't seem to jump high! 】

As soon as Yi Chen entered the live broadcast room, he saw his id appearing in the barrage.

Today is rare without a meeting. After reading the information, he opened the live webpage by hand. This was the first time he used a computer in the company office to open something that was not related to work.

He is the archangel of this live broadcast room. There will be prompts when entering the live broadcast room, but because the barrage screen is swiped too much, the prompt is quickly swiped to the top, and almost no one sees it.

"It's okay." Yu Yan said with a helpless smile, and marked a point on the map. "Jump here. This is a fixed parking point. Let's drive over."

So it ’s settled. I was about to get to the punctuation area and just heard the number one suddenly shouted, "Ah, I floated and floated-I have three people in front of me, it seems to be a team! What to do! What to do! !!! "

"Really fake? Don't be afraid, the sister is here!" No. 2 immediately controlled the umbrella and flew to No. 1. "Brother, come here quickly! Fuck them!"

Yu Yan was biting the fritters. At this time, he couldn't control the mouse and keyboard to take them down, so he had to vaguely respond: "Come on ..."

Tuan Tuan: "Are you speaking a little?"

"Nest in the pomelo ..."

"What the hell?" The number one ran back as soon as it landed. The three people behind him didn't want to, and immediately chased after her. "Your sister has been chased to death like this, are you still eating churros ?!"

"Come here! If I could live to zharki alive, I would make a promise immediately! Let's have a vigorous sister-in-law love !!"

"..."

On the screen, Yu Yanna's original running character suddenly slowed down.

[? ? ? 】

[My **** laugh hahahahaha! !! 】

[The anchor originally rushed very fast, hesitating to hear this hahaha]

Escape One was anxious, always staring at Yu Yan's position on the map: "What's the matter with you, little brother?"

Only then did Yu Yan return to God and continue to sprint: "... here."

Yi Chen did not hold back, and a laugh escaped from the corner of his mouth.

He felt that the small anchor was like a Tang monk who had strayed into Pansidong, and he could feel helpless across the screen.

No. 1 ran and finally saw his teammates.

Yu Yan went straight to the number one, and punched the enemy's face behind her!

The opposite side immediately wanted to fight back, but he turned around to avoid it. Others rushed to see his teammates on the 1st, and they didn't seduce at once-usually they wouldn't operate by shooting, who wouldn't punch? !!

"Let you chase me, let you chase me!" No. 1 muttered, waving his fist.

"Let you hit my sister ... oops!" Tuantuan just made two punches and was hammered to death by the two people opposite him.

Yu Yan took out the air and said, "It's okay, you can climb farther. They will come to help their teammates and dare not chase you ..."

Before the words were over, a sweet and greasy voice sounded.

"Little brother, little brother ..." Tuan Tuan opened the full-screen voice, his voice was weak and wronged, "Don't kill me or not, I still want to play ..."

"I rely, you dare to use this trick." No. 1 said, "I'm not afraid that there is a **** the other side, hammer you harder."

"It's a girl, I can take a moment." Tuan Tuan said, and continued to turn on the full-screen microphone. "Woo woo two of you hit me, isn't it too much?"

[Learning, it's a lollipop. 】

[Are these female anchors so funny? ? 】

There are more and more people in the live broadcast room. All three female anchor fans have heard the news, and the barrage has been swept across the screen, basically all occupied by "hahaha" and "???".

Unfortunately, the other side was indifferent and still chased them without saying a word. Several girls were not very good at avoiding the way to get down and take off. They were immediately knocked down by the other side, leaving him and the group still struggling.

Fortunately, Yu Yan also knocked down two during this time, and when he was about to strike at the last survivor, there was a sudden sound of gunfire behind him, and Tuantuan fell in response, and he was immediately killed by the other party.

The enemy teammate came with a gun! !!

For a moment, Yu Yan turned around and ran without hesitation.

No. 1 couldn't help but opened his voice and said, "If you hit a punch, hit a punch. What kind of hero is carrying a gun?"

Unexpectedly, there was an echo from the opposite.

The man's rough voice came out: "Fuck me? Just now we blocked the full-screen voice. Your team actually has a girl !!!"

With such an intense tone and incredible tone, I knew immediately that there were no girls in the opposite team.

Immediately after that, the one who carried the gun also spoke: "I'm dizzy ... I'm sorry, I didn't know it before." His muzzle was still facing Yu Yan.

Tuan Tuan: "Wow, you are so cruel, I asked for a long time!"

The man regretted his tone: "Well, we have no fate."

The gunshot sounded again, and Yu Yan shot a shot, leaving only the last trace of blood in the game character.

He didn't want to, he blurted out, his voice was soft and soft: "Wait, wait a minute--brother ..."

[? 】

[? ? ? 】

The barrage directly explodes / explodes, and the entire screen is question marks.

As if he didn't see it, Yu Yan continued to hold his throat and said, "They have no fate with you, I, I have fate with you! Don't shoot me ..."

[? ? ? True Jedi Survival. 】

[... Big Hahahahaha]

[The anchor is a werewolf! 】

[I am more stone. 】

Yi Chen: "..."

He couldn't hide his smile at all, and followed the questionnaires of the barrage friends.

"I fuck."

This soft and weak voice, without being too stingy, hit the heart of the gunman!

"Sister Miss, don't run, I won't shoot you, I won't shoot you ..."

[The content of the live broadcast is too **** / sentimental. 】

"Then don't chase me." Yu Yan said, "I'm all bleeding!"

"No, Miss, I'll give you a first aid kit, don't run!"

"Really? Don't you give your teammates?"

The rough male voice immediately said, "I don't want it, it's for you!"

The three female anchors were all shocked.

No. 1 praised: "... No, you're a pretty loudspeaker."

"It's not a voice changer, it's an original sound." Yu Yan ate the first-aid kit and continued to turn on the full-screen microphone. "Little brother, do you have a drink?"

The two did not know who went to find a car: "No, you got in our car, we will take you to find it!"

Yu Yan's face was expressionless: "Okay."

The three got into a car.

"Girl, your clothes are a little strange."

Yu Yan: "I'm tired of wearing a small skirt ... Doesn't it look good?"

The two paused.

"good looking!"

"It looks really good!"

No. 2 sighed with emotion: "... big sister, you are more powerful at telling lies than you are."

Yu Yan sighed: "Life is forced."

"Where are we going, sister?"

"It's okay, as long as there is a house."

The man marked a point in a remote wild area: "Then let's go here, the surrounding cities must have been searched, we will have a gun, and it will definitely be over! If you fall, we will still Can't pull it. "

Yu Yan: "Okay."

[Anchor my ball you stop talking, I'm in class, I'm about to die. 】

[Yeah, dah, it's very accurate, the old man admires it. 】

[I'm afraid I won't be online dating in the future, I will be bigger than me by then—]

Yu Yandao: "I just learned from them."

TuanTuan: "My live studio number is 18881. I will pay tuition later."

"……Ok."

The wild area of ​​the man was a little far away, but it was safe.

On the way, the man with the gun suddenly said: "Girl!"

Yu Yan swallowed the fritters: "Huh?"

For a while, the man said implicitly, "Can you sing a song to listen?"

Yu Yan: "..." 2k novel reading network