Public Enemy

Hmm... have you been asleep for a while?

Chen Yi rubbed his aching head, looked at the darkened sky, said that before we slept, our head wouldn't hurt, why is it so painful now! !

Fuck you!

Could this be the side effect of being kicked twice in a row by two lolis! ?

There is a relationship between headache and knee kick!

After covering his head and smearing ink on the bed for a while, Chen Yi looked at the food waste that had been cleaned up on the ground.

"Who did this?" Chen Yi murmured, "Where is Xiao Ying?"

Click——

The door opened from the outside, and Lori Ying walked in from the outside with a look of coming to praise me.

"It's strange, I remember cleaning all the time... I didn't hire a part-time worker or anything, and this is still a hotel, how could it suddenly disappear..." Chen Yi's expression was still dazed after waking up. ...

"Brother is an idiot!!" Luoli Ying jumped onto the bed and kicked Chen Yi's knee...

Tsk! Chen Yi looked at Loli Ying who was squatting on the side with tears in his eyes, rubbing his feet constantly, could it be that he was cursed by loli kicking his knees! ?

This is the fate of being hated by loli? Not being run over by a car, not being struck by lightning, not attracting fff groups, not being immortal...

Is it going to be kicked on the knee by loli every day in the future! ?

What if I encounter a few happy loli in the future? For example, the eldest lady, the second lady, etc., what to do if the kick is broken, even if it is not broken, it will be swollen! ?

Looking at Lori Sakura who is constantly exuding the aura of coming to comfort me, and then thinking about Lori Sakura's airy expression when she entered the room just now...

So Karma! Chen Yi hammered his palm, it turns out that...

"Well! Xiao Ying has grown up." Chen Yi stroked Luo Liying's little head like a puppy, "Does the foot hurt anymore, how about brother rubbing it for you..."

"Brother's smile is still disgusting." Luo Liying's face was red, "I remember that there seems to be some kind of foot fetish, if my brother wants to..."

Speaking of which, Luoli Ying took off the white cotton socks on her feet, raised her feet and stretched them out in front of Chen Yi, because Luo Liying was sitting and she was wearing a skirt, plus the movement of raising her feet, Chen Yi could not help but see arrive……

blue and white...

God! ! ! What on earth are you doing! Chen Yi covered his head in pain.

Chen Yi looked at the soft and boneless white and tender feet so close at hand, he really wanted to touch them...

bump--

There were a few more cracks on one side of the wall, Chen Yi pressed his head against the wall with a tangled face, he was obviously not like this before, he was obviously very pure, he was obviously very...

Chen Yi watched helplessly as countless mosaic things with wings flew out of his body...

Is that already a thing of the past! ? Or is it like this for a long time?

The purity is gone forever, the thought is destroyed, the integrity is reduced...

bump--

A few more cracks appeared on the wall again, accompanied by falling gravel...

Chen Yi, you have to be strong! cannot……

"Okay! Xiao Ying, don't do this in the future, you are still young." Chen Yi said righteously, "Come on! Let my brother put on the socks for you..."

Um! There is a wretched air mixed in the righteousness...

That is an illusion!

Afterwards, Loli Ying, who put on her shoes, stood aside with a red face, looking at Chen Yi who was bent forward in frustration with her bright eyes.

Could it be that I have really fallen, I just put on a sock, and I put it on for nearly ten minutes... otz.

"Okay! Let's go! Go see the king's banquet..." We can't go on like this, we must maintain the majesty of a big brother!

"Brother likes to touch Sakura's feet..."

She is as majestic as a young lady... otz. …

"Cough! In short, we can't discuss more on this stomach-ache issue." Chen Yi's face was full of seriousness.

"But brother..."

"Anyway, we'd better set off right away!" Chen Yi's tone continued to be serious.

"but……"

"If you don't hurry up, you won't be able to catch up!" Chen Yi pulled Luo Liying and walked out the door...

"Brother is closed." Lori Ying yelled, and then her tone suddenly became embarrassed, "Can we go out through the window..."

"Go out through the window? Why, obviously..." Chen Yi opened the door, "Hey! Sakura, can you explain to brother what's going on?"

Looking at the garbage scattered everywhere in the corridor, Chen Yi covered his head, it seems that he has to change hotels again...

"Uh... this..." Lori Sakura's tone became twitchy, "She's weak, eh! That's it, because Sakura's strength is small, so..."

"I see..." Chen Yi touched Luo Liying's head, obviously he was just being lazy.

"I'm not lazy! Sakura worked very hard."

...It seems that we didn't say it...

"My brother's words are written all over my face."

Write it on your face? Why didn't I realize...

"Of course my brother can't see my expression..."

To be educated by a mere loli...

"She is no mere loli, she will grow into a girl in a few months~\\(≧▽≦)~!"

"Oh hehehehe! How many months will it take? Tell my brother." Chen Yi tugged at Luo Liying's mouth.

"Hmm~~ It's been a few months." Lori Ying's voice was a bit distorted, "It's only a hundred months..."

"..." Chen Yi said his stomach hurts, "Well! It's only a hundred months? Before that, you should still be your loli!"

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This lingering yet familiar faint sadness...

"Brother, you're lost again." A fatal blow...

Cheating! I obviously don't have the attribute of being a road idiot, so could it be that I rely too much on my perception ability, which has caused me to degenerate into a road idiot! ?

Nima, this is unscientific!

Why Mao himself doesn't have the ability to get everything on the scene! !

Well! ?

"Hey! Little Shou over there! Hurry up and lead the way for the Sa family!" Although I don't know why Wei Bo appeared here, it seems that the other party is looking for me!

"Ah! Berserker finally found you." Hearing Chen Yi's shout, Wei Bo ran towards Chen Yi.

"Find me? Why are you looking for me?" Chen Yi looked at Wei Bo Xiaoshou condescendingly.

Oh ho ho ho! It is good to have the advantage of height!

"Of course I'm leading the way for you, the rider is really, obviously a servant, but let me, the master, lead the way..." Weber complained in a low voice.

"Cough! What, I heard it..." Chen Yi had a tricky smile on his face, "If I say it later..."

"Ah~ My legs are weak, I may not be able to lead the way..." Wei Bo sat down without grace.

Tsk! Learned well, but...

Uh... Wei Bo looked at the slender weapon on his neck in horror. Although there was moxibustion on it, it made him feel a real chill.

"Hey! You should know that most of the people who can take up the position of berserker are lunatics, except for lunatics. Look at my hand, if I accidentally tremble, or fall down habitually..."

"Please don't do this, I'll lead the way right away..." Between life and dignity, Weber decisively kicked his dignity away. Anyway, his dignity has been exhausted by the King of Conquerors...

"That's right, obediently lead the way for the Sajia, and the reward will be a lot of rice!" Chen Yi put away the knife and began to squeeze it...

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"Hey! Everyone, don't mind if I join in once."

After arriving at the garden of the Einzbern Castle, what caught the eye was a piece of gold, and Chenyi's pair of eyes that almost swayed Hua Hua did not know how many times they exploded... let alone the dog eyes...

This is not still said ah! ! !

"You bastard came here unexpectedly, I'm not afraid that this king will kill you!" After seeing Chen Yi, the shiny girl burst into flames immediately...

"Scared! Of course I'm afraid, but you must be able to do it." Chen Yi curled his lips, talking big, who wouldn't.

"What are you talking about!" A large light curtain appeared behind Shining girl.

"Okay, okay! Everyone stop, it's too spoiling the scenery to do it during the banquet." The King of Conquerors mediated.

"Tch! This bastard is not a king, what right does he have to sit with me! Bastard!" The twinkling girl showed arrogance, she despised Chen Yi by the way, and the golden light curtain behind her also dissipated.

"Ah ~ don't say that, since we're here, it's okay for everyone to discuss together!" The King of Conquerors looked proud, "But berserker, you may be a bit late! I didn't expect you to get lost..."

"..." Is this hurting people?

Thinking of this, Chen Yi sat directly next to the girl Shining, yes, just to anger her...

"You bastard, what right do you have to sit next to this king!" Sure enough, the shiny girl exploded again...

"Ah~ ah~ the details are so weak! By the way, why don't you give us a wine glass too." Chen Yi stretched out his hand to the shiny girl.

"Scrap! Get your dirty hands away." Shining girl seemed to see something dirty, with disgust on her face, "I will give this wine glass to you! Keep it in awe!"

Tsk! Very proud! Chen Yi took the wine glass thrown by the Shining girl, and thought maliciously, if I take you to Gensokyo, hand it over to Yonglin, Youxiang, Yakumo Zi, or all three together, so that the Shining girl will fall. If it is in the hands of the gang of them who are idle every day...

Extinguish hahahahahaha!

The Shining girl who was tasting the wine trembled suddenly, and glared at Chen Yi, "Chop Suey! Why does this king think you are thinking of something full of malice!"

"Thoughts are free, I don't care what I think...thanks a lot" Chen Yi thanked King Conquer who was pouring wine.

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