Public Enemy

"Wow~" The people in the class saw Chen Yi walking into the classroom carrying five desks with one hand, and immediately let out a burst of exclamation.

That's it for the cow...

"Here! Here! Ah Xu, squeeze forward!" Haruhi Suzumiya waved at Chen Yi while kicking the stool under Jiong Xu's feet.

"You're too enthusiastic, what's your purpose?" Jiongxu said while moving the table forward.

"Stop talking nonsense! As a member of the regiment, you are not allowed to question the regiment leader, be careful to sentence you to death!"

"As expected of being the deputy leader of the SOS regiment, this muscle..." Suzumiya Haruhi didn't care about other people's eyes, and started to attack Chen Yi in front of the female hooligan, "The leader of the regiment has decided that in the future, the regiment will fight and threaten you." , Threats, and splashes of paint are all entrusted to you!"

Maybe it was influenced by Haruhi Suzumiya, or maybe it was intimidated by Chen Yi, everyone in the class consciously moved forward, leaving a row empty, and the teacher didn't bother...

Sure enough, he was influenced by Haruhi Suzumiya!

Self-study time often flies by quickly...

gym class...

locker room……

"Damn it! I'm so disappointed!" Chen Yi yelled.

"What's the disappointment?" A group of boys asked, although Chen Yi's performance in the class was a little bit bad, and he got a lot of envious and jealous eyes, but he is rich, so it's always right to have a good relationship...

"We always thought that the men's and women's locker rooms here are not separated..." Chen Yi sat aside.

"..."

"After all, that's why we came to school here when we saw it on the ethics websites of the Celestial Dynasty. Who knew... Tsk!"

"... Is the content free?" Sure enough, it was a bunch of dead high school students in adolescence...

"Of course! Otherwise, who will go to see it?"

"Boss! Please be sure..."

"Don't even think about it! When we got tired of reading it, we personally reported that website..."

"..."

"Your heart is dark enough, so why don't you change your clothes?" Jiongxu who had already changed looked at Chen Yi who was indifferent, and played the skill of complaining, "Could it be that you have some quirks."

"Tsk! I just don't want to hit you. And don't you think it's troublesome for us to change clothes once?"

Chen Yi shook the loose hair on his back.

"It's fine if you cut it, you don't feel tired after dragging so much hair." Jiong Xu continued to display his essence.

"Also, are you really born with this appearance? Or is it some kind of genetic mutation?" You are playing to death!

"Do you want us to give you a one-way ticket?" Chen Yi's face twitched.

"Please forgive me!" Due to Chen Yi's powerful force, Jiong Xu knelt down without hesitation, everything was just a floating cloud in front of Xiao Ming!

"Okay, let's change clothes." With difficulty, I took off the shirt on the upper body, revealing the lean muscles of the upper body, which made a group of boys swallow their saliva. Let's look at the little flesh on my body. shocking enough...

"Since so much hair is so troublesome, how nice it was to cut it off." Jiongxu nodded at the muscles on Chen Yi's body, they were so solid!

"While playing around, labor and management hate gays the most!" Chen Yi slapped Jixu's hand away with a disgusted expression on his face.

"You cut it just as you said? It turned out like this the next day after cutting it. Can you find trouble for yourself? Let's go!" After pulling out all the hair stuffed in his clothes, Chen Yi walked out first.

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"Shh~~ This is youth!" Looking at the girls on the playground who were sweating youthful sweat, their faces were filled with emotion, wow! Want to see through a girl like this in Tianchao's physical education class?

Go to hell!

"It's as if you are getting old, are you prematurely aging?" Jiongxu looked at Chen Yi's old age, and the words would come out without thinking. …

"Do you think we are old?" Chen Yi looked at Jiongxu with a look of disdain, "It's just a feeling, scum~"

"Hey! You're making fun of the crowd!"

"Let's laugh at the crowd, how dare you do it?" Chen Yi grabbed the railing on one side, deformed it, and then snapped it back...

"Don't dare..."

"That's it! It's a pity that Hui Ye and the others are not here, otherwise..." Chen Yi said slowly, and a group of dead boys suddenly showed a knowing smile.

"Otherwise, it will blow your dog's eyes..."

"Hey! This is too bad!" A group of boys suddenly became dissatisfied.

"We are happy."

"Okay, let's change the subject, how did you train your perverted body? This thing breaks as soon as you say it." Jiongxu said, imitating Chen Yi and grabbing at the iron railing on one side...

"It's nothing more than running, cycling, sit-ups and push-ups..."

"Liar!"

"I just lied to you!" Chen Yi said frankly.

"It's so quick to admit..." The mood of the group of boys immediately cooled down.

"Tsk! It's very easy to become like this. I found a construction site in China and moved bricks for a few months, and I have all kinds of muscles..."

"It is illegal to employ child labor!"

"Are you high school students who are full of gossips getting involved with children!?" Chen Yi looked at Jixu contemptuously, "This kind of thing is in the Celestial Dynasty, it's a trivial matter, you should be embarrassed if you have money ..."

"Okay... let's change the subject again, are you really human? Or maybe you're just..."

"You know too much, do you want us to send you to see Four Seasons? Recently, there is a shortage of people at her place, don't you believe it?"

"I don't believe it!" Jiongxu wiped the sweat off his head, "Don't say such dangerous words!"

"It's over now, we're human too, if someone stabs us with a black knife, we'll die if we get shot..." No wonder!

"But you are really enviable." A flirtatious voice reached Chen Yi's ears, and Taniguchi tapped Chen Yi with his elbow, "You even have a fiancée and two younger sisters ..."

"Are you envious? Sao Nian?" Chen Yi frowned.

"I'm envious! Do you still know someone? Introduce me!" Taniguchi smiled flatteringly.

"Tsk! I'm sorry, I have rice now." Even if I have you, don't even think about it.

"Not currently? Then there will be in the future?" Taniguchi still did not give up...

"Dang~" Chen Yi kicked the iron railing next to him out of the 'n' shape with an upward physique, "Before that, you go to China as a eunuch first? Experience the culture of China first?"

All the boys suddenly felt a burst of cold air rushing up from their crotch, if they were kicked hard...

"Ahahahahaha! I'm just kidding, don't worry, we're easy to get along with!" Sunshine smiled so blindly.

Nodding...Nodding...Who would believe it! ! !

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SOS members gather! ! !

At the headquarters of the SOS regiment, as soon as Jixu opened the door, he saw Chen Yi and the others who had returned to their Gensokyo costumes, and Haruhi Suzumiya who was constantly leaving photos...

Such a strong sense of déjà vu, such a strong sense of reality and... that absolutely explosive sense of disobedience...

"Hey~ I always feel that it is more appropriate to change the name of the sos group to the cos group." Sao Nian was so good at complaining.

"Yo! Ah Xu." Chen Yi, who was being entangled by Haruhi Suzumiya, immediately greeted him, and by the way, planned to break away from Haruhi Suzumiya's entanglement.

"You..." Jiongxu had just raised his hand when Haruhi Suzumiya interrupted him.

"Don't leave! Come back to the leader!" Suzumiya Haruhi grabbed Chen Yi's hair, "The leader will use your photo to promote it later, just obediently show your pose to the leader !”….

wipe! You girls have so much strength!

Silent mourning...Jiangxu looked at Chen Yi who was being dragged back again, and thought that it would be worse.

Then he looked at the other people in the room.

Ah~ It's exactly the same as in the comics. Jiongxu looks at Hui Ye and the others, and if he doesn't say envious words in his heart, then he should really go to the doctor, or is it better to go to Billy?

Jealousy envy hate ah! Soul light! !

It’s better to study abroad for a long time~~

Jiongxu looked at Karinko who was sitting with Nagato, could they be sisters(?)?

"Okay! Just take a photo with our team leader and you're done!" Suzumiya Haruhi, who knows nothing about fatigue, raised his camera with a smile on his face, "Axu! Here you are!"

Saying that, Suzumiya Haruhi stuffed the camera in Ah Xu's hand, and stood beside Chen Yi, posing.

It feels so real, Jiongxu put the camera in front of his eyes, looking at Chen Yi's appearance, could this guy really have traveled here...

Or group wear...

Sao Nian, you guessed it right!

No prize!

...

"Hmm~ I still need a computer!" Haruhi Suzumiya looked at the camera in his hand, "Otherwise, I would not be able to complete the photo processing. In this information society, it is unforgivable that there is not even a computer. Do you have any thoughts, Commander?"

"Go buy..."

"Good idea! I'll leave this matter to you! Hurry up!" said Haruhi Suzumiya who didn't know what politeness was...

"Hey, hey! It's not over yet, so how can you buy something like a computer?" Seeing Haruhi Suzumiya giving orders, Jiong Xu hurriedly said.

"It's okay, I'll wake up after climbing over the wall, deputy head, be careful, don't confess to the SOS group if you are found, I'll go to the next door first..."

The sad guy next door?

"Okay! Let's change clothes first..."

"What clothes to change! Don't change! All in all, this clothes is your exclusive regiment uniform. If you dare to disobey the words of the regiment leader, you will be sentenced to death!!"

Tsk! There is something wrong with talking about the death penalty all day long! Chen Yi grinned like a toothache, and habitually pulled his hands towards Suzumiya Haruhi's two faces...

"Hey! Are you challenging the coercion of the leader again? Be careful that the leader sentences you to death!!"

【Ding! Once the host is sentenced to death by Haruhi Suzumiya, the mortality rate of the host is as high as 200%! 】

wipe! Forget about this...

"Let's go buy a computer!" Without saying a word, Chen Yi withdrew his hand and walked out of the house.

You cow! Jiongxu gave a thumbs up to Chen Yi who was passing by.

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