Public Enemy

"Yo~ Chen Yi, good morning." When jiongxu entered the classroom, he saw Chen Yi lying on the desk with a dazed expression at first sight.

"Ah~~" Chen Yi yawned fiercely, looked at Jiong Xu's embarrassing face with sleepy eyes, "Yo~ Ah Xu...let's go to bed first..."

"Hey, hello! What's your way of saying hello?" Jiongxu sat on his seat, across a table, and said dissatisfiedly to Chen Yi.

"Well~ it's fine to just walk around, we didn't sleep all night last night..." Chen Yi changed into a more comfortable position and continued to sleep.

"Didn't sleep?" Jiong Xu dragged his chin, looked at Hui Ye who was also lying on the desk and buried his head in a deep sleep, wondering what was going on in his head, "To be honest, I really feel envious and jealous of you from the bottom of my heart. But I advise you to be more restrained..."

"Huh? What kind of restraint?" Chen Yi raised his head to look at Jixu who was full of envy, jealousy and hatred, and asked in puzzlement.

"...Hey! Are you pretending to be stupid?" Jiong Xu pointed at Hui Ye who slept more deadly than Chen Yi, "You live together..."

"Tsk!" Chen Yi looked at Jiong Xu's face that revealed that he was in puberty, and Chen Yi directly pressed Jiong Xu's face, "You are overthinking! She played all night last night Games, it’s only like this when you open up wasteland and make copies with people.”

"Ah~" Chen Yi yawned again, "As for us, it was just a live-action kof all night."

"Live-action version? With whom?" Jiongxu had an interested look on his face.

"Her." Chen Yi pointed to Mei Hong who was lying on the table at some point.

"...Are you sure you're not playing a live-action all-female martial arts?" Jiong Xulian's jealousy was even worse, "You sister-in-law!"

"Hey! That embarrassing face over there, don't think that I can't hear what you're saying." Meihong raised her head unhappily, and looked at the embarrassing face of Jixu. Be careful that I will kill you!"

embarrassing face man...

"That's right, he's the one with the embarrassing face." Chen Yi nodded in agreement.

"囧...囧, your sister! How do you know what I'm thinking?" 囧xu flipped the table.

"You can tell by that embarrassing face of yours." Chen Yi curled his lips indifferently, and waved his hands like chasing flies, "Okay, don't bother us anymore, we're going to sleep..."

As a result, there were three more sleepers in the last row of the teacher who openly provoked the teacher's head, compared to the only one who seemed to have integrity was Xiang Linzi. As for Fulan, although Lolita had love, she also had a life. Just enjoy it.

After seeing the natural Lolita Fran take the lollipop from a boy with her own eyes, the boy went to the infirmary happily...

The reason is that when Fran took the lollipop, her hand was lightly grabbed, that's right! It was just a light grab, and now this brave man's hand is still wrapped in a thick bandage...

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"#%￥#...￥%￥%#...￥(for high school math...)"

While listening to the hypnotic melody from the podium, Chen Yi seemed to fall into a deeper sleep...

"Okay! I'll invite classmate Chen Yi to answer this question." Looking at Chen Yi who openly challenged his majesty, the math teacher said that he was finally angry!

Why did you ignore Meihong and Kaguya?

"Ah~~" Chen Yi raised his head in confusion, then fell down again.

provocative! This is definitely provocative!

"Ahem! Chen Yi, please come and answer this question, and Suzumiya, please call him." Cultivation! endure! How can you lose your temper as a teacher?

"Answer the question?" Chen Yi, who was woken again by Haruhi Suzumiya, said in a daze, "By the way, what class is this?"...

quiet……

Looking at the dense formulas on the blackboard, "Ah~ so it's a math class..."

math class...

What a frustrating course, in terms of rankings, the level of hypnosis in the mathematics class can definitely reach the top three...

Especially since junior high school, the formula is complicated and the degree of brain cells is outrageous.

Fuck! Is it ok to learn to add, subtract, multiply and divide decimal points? What are you doing after learning so many things that you probably won’t be able to use in your lifetime? Is it okay to be idle?

After looking at the blackboard for another three seconds, Chen Yi decisively narrowed his eyes again.

"Teacher, we don't know how to say..." Just looking at it made me dizzy...

"How did you get into this school?" The teacher couldn't be calm about Chen Yi's words, even if he didn't know you, he hesitated for a while.

"The family has money..."

"...Okay, Chen Yi, please sit down first." The teacher waved his hand and asked Chen Yi to sit down. He is just a small teacher, and there is no need to make trouble with this rich second generation...

"Let's talk about this question..."

Seeing that Chen Yi had just sat down and fell asleep on the table, the math teacher's eyes twitched and he turned around, out of sight and out of mind...

In other words, as expected, Hui Ye and Mei Hong were ignored!

Lunch time at noon...

simply passed...

A group of people in the last row of the classroom put the tables together, who dares to come? Not even the people who left the classroom through the back door...

Then there is the base camp of the SOS regiment.

囧xu and Chen Yi are playing Reversi, 囧xu is abused unilaterally, and never mentions the thing that adds to the glory...

Meihong and Huiye's two computers are connected together, playing games, Meihong is being abused unilaterally...

Nagato and Korinko sat face to face, Fran dozed off after eating...

"Yeah~" a voice full of vitality.

"Spring is here! Stop playing!" Jiongxu, who was in a desperate situation, took the opportunity to mess up the chessboard, "This game is a draw!"

Tie your sister! It's obvious that you are going to ask for it, okay?

After receiving the handwritten flyer from Haruhi Suzumiya, Chen Yi read it.

hmm~

The founding declaration and concept statement of the sos group...

My sos team is collecting all the incredible things in this world...

Someone who has experienced the unthinkable in the past...

People who are facing incredible phenomena or mysteries right now...

Or someone who was about to experience something unimaginable not too long ago...

If there is such a person, please come to us for consultation!

We'll try to fix it for you right away!

Well... more than that!

Let’s not talk about the content first, just say this word...

Ordinary people really can't bear to say...

That's not the point!

The focus is on what's next!

"Qing, clang, clang~" Suzumiya Haruhi took out the two sets of bunny girl costumes from the paper bag and put them on the table.

Fortunately, there are two sets of words, if there are more...

Kaguya and the others will wear it! Will definitely wear it! At that time, I should consider whether there is a bloodbath...

Hui Ye and the others just have to wear this kind of attire to show themselves. If they go out, Chen Yi will definitely be the first to express their objection and do it by force...

Tsk! What are you thinking!

"Wear this to hand out flyers!"

"We want to go home..."

"There are still many students going home at the school gate!"

Fuck, did you bitch listen to us?

"The deputy head's attire is very good! But this alone is not enough, so I need a bunny girl!"

Saying that, Suzumiya Haruhi took out a hairpin with rabbit ears and put it on his head, and then began to pull up Mikuru's clothes, "Come on! Change clothes! Take them off! Take them all off!"

Tsk! Is it really super popular? I found out that I also brought Lingxian...

"Hey! What are you doing!" When Jiongxu watched his concubine being forcibly stripped of his clothes, he suddenly became dissatisfied, and Chen Yi was still beside him!

"Don't—don't look at me—" a voice full of weak feelings...

And when Chen Yi caught a glimpse of that pink mask, he immediately felt his hair being grabbed by a strong force.

"Bastard, where are your eyes looking! Go to hell!"

Unexpected disaster...

Jiongxu looked timidly at Chen Yi who was thrown from the window, turned his head and flew to pull the door and close it.

"Strip me all naked—"

"No~ at least...let me take off..."

Hearing the voice in the room that tickled his heart, Jiong Xu heaved a sigh of relief, in case he was thrown down together with his body just now...

I should call an ambulance first, after all, I fell from such a high place...

"Yo~ I saw a lot I wanted to see just now."

"Hey! You!!" Jiongxu looked at the unscathed Chen Yi in surprise, "I'm still going to call an ambulance."

"Don't compare us with you, it's nothing to fall ten or eight times a day at this height..."

"You can come in~" As Haruhi Suzumiya reopened the door, he immediately attracted the attention of the two of them, tsk! You are in good shape!

Chen Yi looked at Mei Hong who seemed to be hit, and thought.

"Hey, hey! It's not good to let only sister Shijiu study abroad wear it, without her classmate Meihong... eh! Cough!" Chen Yi pointed at Jixu's stomach without saying a word.

"Tsk! Do you want to lose the symbol of being a man?" Chen Yi looked at Jiongxu unhappily, your hand is stretched long enough.

"There are only two pieces. After all, the full set is very expensive, and the clothes on them are very good, here you are!" Although Suzumiya Haruhi was wearing a bunny girl costume, he still handed over a receipt to Chen Yi carelessly, " Remember to reimburse the head of the group, you have read it and read it, so just consider it a contribution."

As he said that, he turned around Chen Yi, "How is it? Very good! It will definitely attract a lot of attention!"

"It's impossible to not be noticed like this, but it's not fair, even if..." Seeing Chen Yi raised his fist again, Jiongxu shut up decisively.

Well~ Looking at it from another angle, Mijiu studying abroad looks really good in a bunny girl costume...

"Okay! Let's go!" Saying that Haruhi Suzumiya went back to the house again, pulled up Mikuru and walked out. The embarrassment that he had sworn not long ago that he would do his best to stop Haruhi Suzumiya looked as if he was about to be taken away. So blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

Guaranteed that the magic horse is completely Mengzi's...

"That's right! The deputy head is also here! Once those mentally handicapped teachers come, you will drive them away!"

Tsk! Those teachers will cry!

Just taking advantage of your words, they are not mentally retarded, they have become mentally retarded... xd

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