Public Enemy

"Hmm~" Suzumiya Haruhi hummed briskly while taking pictures, "The effect of shooting with bandages is also very good! Change the look!"

Ah~ Looking at Haruhi Suzumiya, who looked exhausted in the morning, but is now alive and well, his thoughts began to recall the scene of the conversation with Haruhi Suzumiya in the morning...

He said to Suzumiya Haruhi in a negotiating tone, "Suzumiya, maybe I have said it before, why don't you give up those impossible mysteries and find some entertainment suitable for ordinary high school students? ?”

"What is entertainment suitable for high school students?" Suzumiya Haruhi said in a low tone, such a Haruhi is really rare!

"Find a good man. If you want to wander around indoors, you can drag him! It can be regarded as a date, killing two birds with one stone, how wonderful!" Jon Xu came up with a bad idea, saying what is An's heart?

"Hmph! I don't need a man?" Even though he said that, Haruhi Suzumiya still thought of the scene where Chen Yi was stabbed the day before yesterday, can being stabbed increase his impression points?

"The so-called continuous relationship is nothing more than being confused for a while. It can be said to be a kind of mental illness." Apology! Hurry up and apologize to the couples all over the world!

"I sometimes feel that way. After all, I am also a healthy young woman, and sometimes I can't do anything about my body, but I am not so stupid that I will carry a weight on my back because of a momentary confusion. A person with a lot of burden." Haruhi Suzumiya lay on the table, saying extremely bad things without any hesitation.

"And if I put all my energy into catching men, what will happen to the SOS group? It's just been established!" Haruhi Suzumiya turned his head and turned his face to the other side, "For men like this, it's fine to have a yy before going to bed Already!"

Hey Hey hey! This is even worse!

"Then the object of yy is..." You don't know what to do! Embarrassed!

"Huh? Are you peeping at women's privacy? Be careful, the captain will sentence you to death!" Haruhi Suzumiya raised his head and looked at Jixu with a displeased face.

"No! I'm just curious, so I didn't say anything." Jiongxu waved his hand, "Then change the subject, for example, change the SOS group into an ordinary play club, it's easier. Get people."

"I don't want it!" Suzumiya Haruhi's face became even more displeased, "I created the SOS group just because it's boring!"

"Evidently even the live-action version of the monster Chen Yi, the cute character and the mysterious transfer student have already joined, why is there still no event happening! Sigh... If only a super-large event could happen..."

Hey Hey hey! Isn't the assassination of Chenyi the day before yesterday an incident?

"Please don't say such dangerous words!" Ryoko Asakura who walked over at some point suddenly pinched his waist and said with a serious face, "But it's right... If something can happen that can change the daily life It will become more interesting, I think it will be great... By the way! Didn't Chen Yi come today?"

"Ah ~ he asked for sick leave today." Jiong Xu thought about Chen Yi who was stabbed in the morning the day before yesterday and was alive and well in the afternoon, and also went to sit in the SOS group early today, Jiong Xu was a little insincere, saying that Chen Yi was lazy ...

"Huh? Student Chen Yi doesn't look like he's going to get sick." Asakura Ryoko looked 'caring' about her classmate.

"It's not sick, it's another kind of vicious incident, but it's probably nothing to him."

"Is student Chen Yi that good?"

"Yeah, she's a pervert..."

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"Hmm! Mmm! As expected of my deputy head! This quality is really incredible!" Suzumiya Haruhi browsed the photos on the computer with a satisfied expression. …

Tsk! When did we become yours, and there are quality standards! ?

Hearing Suzumiya Haruhi's words, Chen Yi curled his lips in displeasure, holding a 1.6-meter fake magic sword in his hand, and peeling the apple amidst Shikuliu's amazed and self-ashamed expression, peeling off the apple peel is like the edge of a ruler smooth……

This is the level of skillful workmanship! Use the bonus brought by the weapon secret to peel apples... Tsk! You've reached this level!

"If these photos are uploaded to the homepage of the SOS group's website...hahahahaha!" Suzumiya Haruhi, caught in some kind of fantasy, laughed triumphantly.

Jiongxu, who is still in the memory, thinks about the nameless note he received, and keeps guessing who left it, is it a prank? still……

"Hey! What's that!" Seeing Chen Yi's photo turned over on the computer, followed by Shi Jiuliu's photo, Jiong Xu couldn't calm down immediately, pointing at the computer screen and shouting.

"What is it...of course it's a photo!" Haruhi Suzumiya, who was frightened, turned her head and said dissatisfiedly, and raised the computer monitor in front of Jiong Xu, "Sexy photo of Mikuru!"

"I know this just by looking at it, are you going to post it on the homepage too?" Jiong Xu pushed the screen away.

"Of course! In this way, the incredible mails in the world will definitely come like snowflakes!" Haruhi Suzumiya said as a matter of course, shaking a finger.

It is said that there is a hammer relationship between the two!

"The number of visitors will definitely be full in no time!" Leaving his seat, Haruhi Suzumiya faced the window, raising both arms, with a look of great longing for the future.

This is already in the range of seduction!

"I don't know if there are enough digits in the access counter... Hey! Wait a minute." Haruhi Suzumiya, who had been falling into delusions, became anxious immediately after seeing Jixu dragging all the photos of Mikuru to the recycle bin.

"Ah! What are you doing! Idiot Xu!" Looking at the photos that were completely thrown into the recycle bin, Haruhi Suzumiya went crazy.

"Don't do such a stupid thing, if you know that the incredible picture of yourself wearing a maid outfit and posing sexy is spread to the whole world, Asahina-senpai and you will faint immediately...... Ah! It hurts!"

"Ahhhh! Really! Bastard Ah Xu!" After clenching his fists and punching Jixu's head for a while, Haruhi Suzumiya came to Chen Yi's side with a displeased face, grabbed the apple in Chen Yi's hand, and ruthlessly took a bite.

Hello! We ate this apple just now!

"As the target of our leader YY, let our leader take a few more photos now, on a large scale!" After putting the apple back into Chen Yi's hand, Suzumiya Haruhi began to pick up Chen Yi's clothes Come.

I am!囧xu囧囧 looked at Chen Yi with spirit, all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred!

Chen Yi looked at the apple in his hand calmly, and continued to eat. Anyway, we are not the ones who suffer. Of course, if Chen Yi can notice the red eyes of the younger sister and Hui Ye's eyes showing two shadows, if he still If you can eat it...

"Don't take off our clothes...stop it!" Looking at Haruhi Suzumiya who was holding the imitation magic sword around his neck with a displeased expression on his face, he listened to the siren of the main god, "Okay, only clothes... "

Fuck! Did Nima push her nose on her face? Don't move your pants! Depend on! Turned face ah!

"You stop at the right time!" Chen Yi grabbed Suzumiya Haruhi's arms.

"You guy who dares to offend our leader! Let go!" Suzumiya Haruhi also kept writhing and struggling, "Demotion! The leader wants to demote you!!!"

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"Hmph! I want to fight with our regiment leader! You're still young!" Holding up the digital camera in his hand, Haruhi Suzumiya's depression just now was swept away, and his face was full of pride. …

"Well! I got here first today! I was sent back by the team leader! La la la~" Haruhi Suzumiya stuffed the digital camera in his handbag into his bag, and walked out the door.

"Let's go..." Jiong Xu said while sitting beside the computer.

"Yeah~" Chen Yi looked at Jixu with strange eyes while arranging his clothes, "Don't think that you don't know what you did just now, those photos... Hehe!"

"Please don't say anything!"

"This is going to be soft, it's really boring." Chen Yi curled his lips, with a boring expression on his face.

"Add me." Chen Yi sat next to Hui Ye, took out a laptop and turned it on, and said, "Old rules! We are still t, whoever dares to rob us, we will be anxious with him!"

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When another tragic boss was knocked down after uttering a scream, every time he saw the boss being knocked down in the game, Chen Yi felt a sense of sympathy that he had the same fate...

Chen Yi swelled up, looking at the red Huoshaoyun in the sky, "Ah~ it's already so late, Huiye, let's go."

Speaking of which, Chen Yi and the others packed up their things and left the base camp of the SOS regiment.

"Ah! I forgot to bring my concubine's figure!" As soon as she walked to the school gate, Kaguya seemed to think of something, flipped through her handbag, and found n comic books, n game discs, and most of them were It is the r18 series...

What the hell are you rewinding meow! ! !

"If you forget to bring it, it will be fine tomorrow, isn't it a big deal?" Chen Yi scratched his head helplessly,

"No! It must be today!"

Well! Are you overwhelmed?

"Oh~ good! good! I hope you guys go back first, I'll get it, where is it stored?" Sighing, Chen Yi asked Hui Ye.

"This... I'm still going as a concubine." Hui Ye's tone was a little different.

"Why are you so troublesome? Let's run fast, so let's go."

"Then... it's right there where the concubine is seated, right! You must not move the packaging, the concubine has to disassemble it by herself." Hui Ye reminded worriedly.

"Ah~ah~ I got it! Got it!" Chen Yi waved his hand back and ran towards the teaching building.

Walking among the empty teaching buildings, looking at the red clouds in the sky, ah! ? I always feel that this scene is a bit familiar, what is it?

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