Public Enemy

"Understood! Remember to buy supper for me, otherwise I won't forgive you." Hui Ye waved his small fist at Chen Yi.

"Yeah! Don't worry, everyone has a share." He agreed wholeheartedly.

"You...be careful not to die." Mei Hong took back the foot that was about to step on Chen Yi, turned her head and walked out.

"Then I'll go back first, I wish you all the best of luck." Koizumi Kazuki walked out ahead of his own backpack...

"Then Chen Yi, Ah Xu, please close your eyes." Shi Jiuliu said standing behind Chen Yi and Jiong Xu.

"Ah!? Oh! You still have to close your eyes, there's enough conspiracy." Jiong Xu muttered, and slowly closed his eyes, spinning around for a while, and Jiong Xu inevitably passed out...

"Student Chen Yi is really amazing. He didn't faint in the first time jump." Sitting on a seat under a streetlight, Shi Jiuliu looked at Chen Yi who was leaning against the streetlight with admiration. His height has shrunk again, and his face has become more immature...

Jiongxu woke up... Ya waited for more than an hour to wake up. Is it really so sound to sleep on the girl's lap? Chen Yi couldn't help thinking sourly.

"Yo! It feels good." Chen Yi looked at Jixu who opened his eyes in a daze, with a smirk on his face.

"Uh~ah!" Jiongxu looked at Shi Jiuliu who had a red face and jumped up suddenly, looking around.

"Don't look! We have already returned to three years ago." Chen Yi, who was leaning on the street lamp, straightened up, with a troubled expression on his face, "I have something to do...see you later."

Said Chen Yi ran towards the darkness.

"Oh!? Hey!! Where are you going... Forget it." Seeing that Chen Yi had disappeared, 囧xu sighed dejectedly, and then Shijiu, who fell asleep for some reason, fell into 囧xu's arms .

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"Huh!? Who's there!" A little girl with a rebellious expression on her face was about to climb over the iron gate and looked towards the bushes aside, "Come out quickly! I've spotted you, don't be sneaky Hiding there!"

"..." Chen Yi, who was hiding in the bushes, wiped the cold sweat off his head calmly, a chivalrous girl is so conscious...

"...Pervert? Crazy? Or blame Shu Li? Hurry up! Otherwise, I'll call the police!"

By the way... are you committing a crime? Is it really a problem if I call the police?

Chen Yi, who made up his mind not to go out, lowered his life activities to another level, jumped several times silently in the forest, and went to the place required by the main god.

"Hello!" A shout attracted Suzumiya Haruhi's attention three years ago...

The Lord God of Meow Meow! What do you mean? Hiding in a dark place, Chen Yi's face twitched a little as he looked at Xiao Chunri who was directing Jiong Xu to talk about those "ghost painting symbols" on the playground.

I always feel that something terrible is going to happen...

"Boom!" There was a sound of falling objects...

That hateful motherly face... The scene of Xiaochun Ri's surprise and questioning... The scene where Chen Yi made a mistake in time travel was perfectly reproduced...

Wouldn't there really be another self?

Looking at 'Chen Yi' who had fled away and Xiao Chunri who was in a panic at the same place, Chen Yi's eyes were fixed, and Xiao Chunri had a long white hair fluttering with her movements... This is what caused him to The culprit who had to come to this world?

Chen Yi who was contemplating suddenly felt a palm pat on Chen Yi's shoulder, who was it? I didn't even find out! ? Subconsciously, Chen Yi's elbow hit back, the air paused, elbow hit!

"Crack!" There was a slight explosion, and Chen Yi's attack this time was like a mud cow entering the sea.

"You are!" Turning his head away, Chen Yi looked in surprise at the motherly face in front of him that gave him a headache...

"I am the Lord God." Although it was Chen Yi's voice, Chen Yi's popularity was missing from the words, "Not much to say, facing this situation, the host has the responsibility of the host, as well as my mistakes, and now my mistakes It has been made up, and then the host will please make up the bugs that belong to this time."

The former 'Chen Yi' said with an indifferent expression on his face, "After analyzing various aspects, the host can adopt my method, and of course the host can also do whatever he wants!"

Speaking of the 'Chen Yi' in front of him began to blur, the clothes on Chen Yi's body also changed to what they were then, and a plan also appeared in Chen Yi's mind.

"Okay... Really, it really was your mistake, the Lord God... The biggest reason is that Hui Ye is a fiancée..." Chen Yi curled his lips, took out the super broken donkey, and rode to vent his intentions. Little spring day left.

"Ahhh! Damn it! I will definitely find you!" Chen Yi heard Xiao Chunri's roar from a long distance away.

Tsk... Seeing myself coming back to this world is doomed...

"Yo~ Do you want us to give you a ride in the middle of the night?" Chen Yi, who was riding a bicycle, stopped in front of Xiao Chunri, looking at this rebellious Xiao Chunri.

"You lied to me just now! You dare to come back! Fine! Fine! Hurry up and report your background!" Xiao Chunri with an angry face stretched out his palm to Chen Yi.

"Didn't you go by bike just now, haha, to make amends, let's take you home." Chen Yi said with a smile, but at night, whether Xiao Chunri can see Chen Yi's appearance is still another matter.

"Really? You didn't make a bad idea? You were the one who hid in the bushes just now?" Xiao Chunri looked at Chen Yi with a suspicious expression on her face, "You must know that a beautiful girl like me is attracted to some psychopaths. But it's huge!"

"What!?...cough cough!" Chen Yi was choked suddenly, you know how dare you go out in the middle of the night? By the way, it's spring day, Japan, the night is the time when the idiots are at their peak...

"...Forget it if you don't want to." As soon as Chen Yi turned the front of the car, he planned to leave.

"Wait! I agree!" Xiao Chunri stopped in front of Chen Yi, "I want to say goodbye to that person just now."

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"You..." Jiongxu looked at Chen Yi, who had disappeared just now, in surprise, how long has it been since you got together?

Seeing Chen Yi's silent and threatening actions, Jiong Xu quickly shut his mouth.

"Huh? Do you know each other?" Xiao Chunri asked Chen Yi after hearing Jiong Xu's surprised voice.

"I don't know!" Chen Yi opened his eyes and said nonsense, "He must have been shocked by the way we appeared just now."

"Really?" Xiaochunri said to Jiongxu with a suspicious look on her face, "Okay, I'm leaving, don't let this matter out, do you understand?"

"Uh... oh!" Embarrassed, he looked at Xiao Chunri who was leaving, and didn't even say a word of thanks for his help...

"Aha, I'm leaving." Chen Yi waved his hand at Jiong Xu, and threw a small ball of paper into Jiong Xu's hand.

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"Hey! It's not good for me to keep calling you like this. What's your name?" On the way, Xiao Chunri, who was sitting behind the car seat, pulled Chen Yi's lock of hair to compare with the one in his hand.

"Ah ~ call me...Yakumo Yi is ready." Chen Yi shook his head and said.

"Liar! Same as that guy just now!" Xiao Chunri punched Chen Yi on the back.

"Well~ name or something, don't worry about such details." Chen Yi looked sloppy.

"Okay, where are you from? Is it natural? Is your hair dyed? Are you wearing contact lenses?" Xiao Chunri asked, pulling Chen Yi's hair. …

"Well, what does it look like, uh~ it's because of an accident that it became like this. As for the origin, it's the Celestial Dynasty." Chen Yi said.

"An accident? Was it transformed after being kidnapped by aliens?" The tone of the girl behind her was already tinged with excitement.

"Huh? How is it possible? It's just a serious illness, nothing to worry about." Chen Yi said indifferently.

"Hmm... Really! Why didn't you get kidnapped by aliens?" Xiao Chunri's tone immediately dropped a lot, "Then what is your purpose for coming here? Why did you show up so late?"

"Purpose, do you want to hear the truth?"

"Of course! If you dare to lie to me! Death penalty!"

Sure enough, it is the style of Suzumiya Haruhi.

"Of course I came here to look for a school, and by the way, find a fiancée or something... As for why it is at night, well! The night is the high incidence of crime, and the chances of being a hero to save the beauty are great. When you meet the right one... Say you can."

"Hmph! Boring! You are a thousand years too early to catch up with me!" The girl behind Chen Yi snorted coldly.

"Hmm~ Not necessarily, anyway, I plan to go to Arabia to register my nationality when I become an adult, and then... oh hehehehe!" Although Chen Yi said this, he had already scolded the Lord God in his heart, what kind of cheating is this? Idea!

"Pervert! Be careful you don't live to be fifty years old!"

"How is it possible! We are very strong. We fell from such a high place just now. We are fine. We can live a long life!" It's okay to live the same life as the world...

"Oh! We're here!" Although he knew about Chunri's home, Chen Yi followed Xiao Chunri's instructions and came to her door.

"You can think about it. Our family's conditions are very good, and we also have cute pets." Chen stretched his hand behind his back and grabbed out a sleepy-eyed kitten.

"Idiot! I'm not those young and ignorant little girls." Through the street lamp, Xiao Chunri also saw Chen Yi's current appearance, which was about the same size and age as her own (?), Looking for a wife, is China's education so open?"

No! The children of the Celestial Dynasty are more ruthless than you imagine...

"Let's plan for the future!" Chen Yi directly pulled off a lock of hair and stuffed it into Xiao Chun Ri's hands, "This is a token, keep it."

"We plan to go to Beigao in the future, I hope we can meet each other! Our first..." Chen Yi's voice slowly disappeared into the night, just in case, Chen Yi added this sentence.

"Hey!!! You guys are too self-assertive! I haven't agreed yet! Crazy!" Holding the lock of hair in his hands, Xiao Chunri yelled at the place where Chen Yi left.

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