Public Enemy

"Alas..." Holding a card in his hand, Chen Yi sat on the ground looking through the glass, looking at the sea in front of him, Chen Yi's eyebrows couldn't help but start to twitch...

Nima is the sea again! Damn what should come will always come! ! Nima's never-ending summer vacation! ! ! .

But the suggestion of sleeping together... Forget it, anyway, it's not my turn to sleep together with Kaguya and Meihong... After all, if you want to bring them to bed together, you can only rely on max mouth to escape except by force Unfortunately, I have always relied on force...

Or just be a little more despicable, a little more shameless, a little bit more obscene... drugging?

Thinking of this, Chen Yi shuddered suddenly, so that he won't be dissected by Yong Lin? Before that, I hadn't been harmonized by Haruhi to say a lot of words...

"Hey! What is Chen Yi in a daze for? It's your turn, hurry up and draw cards!" Haruhi shouted dissatisfied with his empty hands.

"Huh? So fast?" Looking at Kaguya and the others again, all the cards in their hands are gone, and only myself and Jiongxu are left. The loser will buy everyone a drink...

As a side note, perhaps because of the hot weather, Kaguya and the others are all wearing cute clothes... So is Mei Hong.

"Okay!" Chen Yi flashed his hand, and when Jiong Xu realized it, there was only one solitary ghost card left in his hand...

"I would like to bet and admit defeat." Chen Yi waved his hand, with an innocent and nasty smile on his face, "When selling drinks, don't forget to bring a bag, there are so many people."

"..." Every time I see your smiling face, I want to punch you! asshole……

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After disposing of the 100% canned juice in his hand in one breath, Haruhi let out a sigh, looking at the tightly dressed Chen Yi, "I said Chen Yi, don't you think it's too hot for you to wear so thick?".

"Not hot!" Chen Yi muttered, looking at Xiao Bai who was playing with sister Xu, he wrapped his clothes around his body again, if he accidentally got cold water...

Tsk! Who knows what Haruhi will think of again...

However, after a period of verification, Chen Yi also discovered that as long as it is not seawater, rainwater, and other water with names related to water, it is probably fine, at least it is fine if Chen Yi is drinking or something... probably ?

"Yeah, it's too out of place, my concubine has already prepared your clothes." Speaking of which, Hui Ye took out a checkered short-sleeved shirt and shorts...

"Don't wear it! Don't wear it! Let's go to sleep." Chen Yi looked at the smile on Hui Ye's face, lay on the ground and pulled his travel bag, and closed his eyes as he lay on his pillow.

"It's boring! Don't care about him, let's go to the deck, maybe we can meet some monsters." Haruhi stood up, his face full of interest again.

"Huh? Kitty." Xiaobai who was playing with Xumei avoided Xumei's grasping hand, jumped up and down into Chen Yi's arms, and lay down.

"Don't worry about that cat, Lover's cat! Let's go quickly." Chunri also stared at Xiaobai, there is a limit to touching people!

"Chen Yi, you haven't slept." Jiong Xu who was sitting on the side asked Chen Yi, "By the way, are you really not hot?"

"Let's go to cool down, this temperature is considered hairy, even if it's a trip to the surface of the sun, it's nothing..."

"Uh~ Student Chen Yi is because of his physical condition." Kazuki Koizumi said with a smile on his face.

"It's indeed because of your physique." Sitting next to Chen Yi, Youxi put down the empty jar in his hand, and the water particles visible to the naked eye concentrated on the palm of Youxi like a magician, floating...

"Once in contact with water-related liquids..." Youxi looked at Guquan and Jiongxu, "Do you want to see it?".

Chen Yi burst into tears, Youxi, you were not like this before! The question I asked Jiongxu and the others just now was to find a reason. Chen Yi can be sure that as long as youxi and Guquan dare to say 'yes' or 'yes', youxi will definitely throw the water polo on him immediately... .

"Cough... Youxi, in this case, it's not good if Haruhi sees it." Chen Yi tried to persuade Youxi rationally.

"It's okay!" There was a flash of light in the corner of Youxi's eyes, he turned his head and gave Chen Yi a thumbs up, and said lightly, "According to inference, Haruhi Suzumiya will pay more attention to you, and your incitement to him will also be greatly reduced." Ascension, you can solve other problems brought about..." gj!

"...Really? But I don't think Ah Xu and the others don't want to watch it now." The surrounding air suddenly dropped a little...

"I don't want to! I don't want to!" Jon Xu shook his head violently.

"..." A look of disappointment flashed in Youxi's eyes, and she scattered the water polo in her hand.

By the way, Youxi, why are you so disappointed... For a moment, Chen Yi's face was almost like embarrassment.

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Then we arrived at the small island bought by Koizumi Kazuki's so-called 'very rich relative'.

There are no haunted houses, no murders, no mysterious legends, no mysterious areas...everything is ordinary and unsightly...but after Spring Day, it is enough to know that this place will never be peaceful!

I hope that the next day's rainstorm will not come, and I hope that there will be no homicide case written and acted by myself. 'people……

Anyway, it would be more perfect if you don't play in the water on vacation here! !

Sitting on the beach, Chen Yi looked directly at the sun, just now when he wanted Youxi to add a water-proof buff to him, Youxi refused...

If you refuse, you will refuse. What happened to the camera you took out? It is also known as leaving beautiful memories of the beach! ?

Chen Yi looked at You Xi who was playing with the psp all the time, and sighed helplessly, hoping that nothing would happen...

Chen Yi dug a hole on the spot, buried himself in it, was basked in the sun, warm...

The sun sets, the tide rises...

Chen Yi opened his eyes again and found that it was already dark, and he slept for a long time unconsciously...

A large group of people looked at his exposed head and pointed.

An inexplicable feeling of discomfort, Chen Yi stretched out a hand to touch the surroundings, as the night fell, the water on the sea surface rose a lot unknowingly, and the dry place where he was originally was accumulated with the infiltration of sea water. A small puddle...

Tsk! The thing that should come really came, Chen Yi looked at Haruhi's eyes that were about to emit laser light, and sighed...

"It's all caused by that 'serious illness'!" Chen Yi said so, and everyone believed it...

Only the dissenting Jiong Xu believed it after having a dark circle under his eyes.

"Ah! Really, why didn't you say it earlier when you have such a great ability." On the beach at night, Chun Ri kept rubbing Chen Yi's face with surprise on his face, and patted Chen Yi's body with his hands, " If it had been said earlier... Mmm! Mmm! It must have worked well!"

Chen Yi tugged on Haruhi, who was caught in some kind of whimsical thoughts, "Hey! Don't talk about other people's pain points!!"

"Where is this a pain point? It's obviously a little bit!" Dissatisfied, he slapped Chen Yi's hand holding his face away, and Haruhi had fiery eyes, "I'm going to buy a few more sets of clothes after school starts! I will spare you thirty years!"

See no evil! Do not look at evil... Looking at Chen Yi's current appearance, he kept meditating in embarrassment, watching Shi Jiuliu who was constantly releasing low air pressure, and quietly stepped forward two steps...

"Woo... unexpectedly... unexpectedly... the appearance is even inferior to that of student Chen Yi who is a boy!"

aha! ? A few drops of cold sweat broke out on 囧xu's head, is it interesting to compete with a man? …

"The figure is also..."

Jiongxu looked back at Chen Yi who was being annoyed by Chun Ri, no! Asahina-senpai, I think your figure is good enough, especially your breasts... No! Why would I compare Asahina-senpai with him! Jiongxu shook his head violently.

"skin……"

ha! ? Asahina-senpai, in fact, your skin is already very good, Jixu glanced at Chen Yi again... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I like Asahina-san!

Jiongxu covered his head in pain.

"Ah Xu——" the dull voice reached the ears of the maddened Jiong Xu, "Ah Xu, you seem to care a lot about Chen Yi..."

"No, no, no! How is this possible!" Seeing that his face was stained with black, Jijiu hurriedly waved his hands.

"Although Chen Yi is prettier than me now, has a better figure than me, and has better skin than me... But you guys are impossible..." The dull voice continued to oppress Jixu, "Ah Xu, don't forget your original promise... "

Hey Hey hey! What happened to Asahina-senpai, who has always been submissive, today! At this moment, Jiongxu felt that his heart was trembling.

"Alas..." Chen Yi, who was so annoyed, sighed helplessly. Although it felt good to see a group of girls in swimsuits, but...

"It's endless!" Chen Yi threw the swimsuit in Chunri's hand to the ground, and stomped on his feet, "How can we wear this kind of clothes!"

What the end of the world! What save the world! What Hideyoshi! Let labor and capital play with each other! ! !

Haruhi took the swimsuit from Kaguya, and then Haruhi planned to let Chen Yi wear it, the swimsuit was for women...

That certainly goes without saying! Kaguya must have said something to Haruhi, using Haruhi's hand to satisfy her evil psychology...

"If you don't wear it, why don't you wear it? Why are you so angry?" Looking at Chen Yi who was in a rage, Chun Ri curled his lips, and no longer asked Chen Yi to wear that kind of swimsuit.

"Hmm!" Chen Yi put on his one-size-larger clothes, with a displeased expression on his face, "We're sleepy, let's go to bed first!"

The tone of voice is very cheery... You can't be soft at this time, otherwise, who knows how rampant Suzumiya Haruhi will be in the future.

"Hmph! Why are you so angry!" Seeing Chen Yi leaving, Haruhi turned his head.

"Uh... I don't think Chen Yi wants to be like that, after all, everyone has their own taboos." Gu Quan said with a smile.

"Understood! Isn't it just that he has become a bit of a mother? What's the big deal, at worst, just apologize to him!"

Damn Haruhi, you miraculously said the word apology! ?

Embarrassingly embarrassing...

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