Public Enemy

"...You said you are a youkai ()!?" The boy named Touma looked at the white-haired and red-eyed boy in front of him who claimed to be a youkai. His mouth twitched a little, and then his head turned stiffly to the other side and looked at the boy who was eating the self-proclaimed youkai. The boy took out the pizza from nowhere... A girl wearing a nun uniform and calling herself a magical girl "Are you a magical girl?"

"Ah~" Touma glanced at the room, which seemed a bit crowded because there were so many people. A well-dressed man stepped on his face last night and had similar characteristics to the white-haired, red-eyed girl who claimed to be a monster. The boy's girl's hair seems longer, almost touching the ground, and her hair is tied with big and small bows. Are these two brothers or sisters?

Inexplicably unhappy, two small bumps popped out of Chen Yi's forehead, as if someone had maliciously speculated on it. [Just go here if you’re looking for novel material]

Then there is a girl with long black hair and straight hair who is dressed in the style of Yamato Nadeshiko. Looking from a distance, you can feel a noble temperament. However, the scene of the two girls fighting each other not long ago directly destroyed Touma's love for Kaguya. Subjective impression... Besides, this girl with long black hair and straight hair also called the self-proclaimed monster her husband! ? Jealousy envy hate ah!

Then there are two people wearing the same style but different colors. A girl who looks very heroic with a long knife and a girl who looks like a big sister holding a folding fan. Are these two sisters?

But... why is there such an extreme sense of violation? Isn't today April Fool's Day? They look like I've seen them somewhere before... They are there ()! ? Can't remember!

"Ah~ I'm full." A certain foodie nun declared that she had finished eating. Pulling Touma back from his thoughts and looking at the empty boxes piled on the ground like a hill, he couldn't help but look at the belly of the girl who claimed to be Index, how did you eat it! ? The most important thing is where this kind of thing comes from! Tinker Bell?

"Although your aura is very evil, even more evil than the devil." The nun who had eaten so much clapped her hands and looked at Chen Yi, "But you seem to be very friendly and you have eaten so much for me, so you are Good guy!"

I am! Touma knocked his head on the table. The last sentence was the key. [Go here if you’re looking for novel material] You foodie! !

"I said I'm just a poor middle school student who can't even afford three meals a day. You don't need to punish me like this. I'll make it clear in advance that I won't have any money to give you and today is not April Fool's Day!" Although it doesn't feel right! Although he felt malicious, Touma still spoke first.

Then Touma found himself receiving scornful looks from everyone in the room.

"Tsk poor 13."

"You poor guy, no wonder you live in such a free student dormitory."

"Hey! I'm not lying! I really have one hundred and three thousand demons..."

"Little h book..."

Chen Yi's interruption immediately aroused the glare of a foodie nun. "It's not a little H book, it's a magic book!"

"...Hey ()! You guys are off topic again!" Touma shouted dissatisfied.

"Ah... Poor 13-year-old boy, are you blind?" Chen Yi turned his head and looked at the shelf full of books behind him, then reached through a gap in the books and took out a shining golden mahjong... …

"Did you see? This is what I dug out from a large piece of gold piece by piece." Chen Yi showed the gold mahjong method of making money to the mahjong. "I'll just throw it on the black market and it will buy you a few lives, poor 13!"

After listening to Chen Yi's words, Touma's whole body turned gray and he knocked on the table with a regretful expression on his face. Why did he say those words just now with such a bad mouth? That's gold! Just send them away. Isn’t that ‘getting rich’ your own! ?

"Huh? Huh!? How come young people nowadays are so meticulous about self-harm." Chen Yi looked at Touma with a regretful expression and shook his head.

"Sorry! I can't accept your statement!" Touma looked at the fortune in Chen Yi's hand with a tangled expression, right! Where have all the mahjong gone? Did it fly?

"Although I also know that some {superpowers}, like the flame in her hand last night, are also a kind of superpower. [Just look for novel materials]" Touma scanned around the room trying to find something left in some corner. Golden Mahjong. "But monsters, magic and stuff..."

A lot of nonsense is omitted...

"Aha~ I said, Touma boy, are you sure you want to do this?" Chen Yi looked at the foodie nun holding a knife and Shen Jing holding her right hand high... cough Touma, "It's a bitter pill, but you have to swallow it with tears."

"Ha~ I haven't eaten any bitter fruits?" The boy Touma, who was plagued by bad luck, said that he was eating bitter fruits and other things every day... with his hands up and down.

"Hiss—" Chen Yi covered his eyes and lay on the ground. Was it really his bad luck that was infected?

"Hundan()!" Meihong put away the finger that had just been inserted into Chen Yi's eyes and cursed lightly.

"Hoo ho..." There is something even more unlucky. Chen Yi looked at a certain young boy who was kicked away by Mei Hong and his whole body was stuck to the wall. Fortunately, Meihong attacked herself first, so...

Some kind of chewing sound…

"Are you okay?" Touma, who had teeth marks on his face, looked at Chen Yi who was sitting opposite.

"It's okay. I've already gotten used to it." The white-haired boy waved his hand nonchalantly.

"But your eyes are bleeding!"

"Bleeding? Is there any?" Chen Yi said that his nerves, which had become numb long ago, didn't feel anything at all.

"Are you a m?" Touma said as he watched the white-haired boy opposite him wipe the blood from his eyes as if nothing had happened.

"Tsk! Young man, you can eat random things, but you can't talk nonsense." Chen Yi still said calmly. The blood-stained tissue in his hand turned into a pile of ashes in case it was taken away by some old fox with a weak soul. If there are another 20,000 monsters, Chen Yi will talk nonsense. "Come! Let me eat the dried meat."

"Really? Thank you very much." Touma was not polite when he thought of the disappointed people who died in his refrigerator.

For an unsuspecting boy, the one-tenth chance of being poisoned is absolutely 100% for you! 23333……

The boy who was destroying the delicious dried meat in his hand did not notice at all the dark and evil smile that the white-haired boy across from him had recently... In fact, you can't eat randomly!

"Uh... uh... ugh!" A certain young boy with a weak spirit died in battle with a hazy purple light... Cause of death: food poisoning...

"Huh? What happened to him?" Index, who was wrapped in a quilt and emitting a strange black aura like an angry bird, looked at the dying Touma () who fell to the ground.

"I got food poisoning from eating randomly." Chen Yi said.

"Really? By the way, I have to leave. If I stay here, I will cause trouble to you." Index now no longer looked stupid as before.

"You can consider not leaving, don't you also care about him? He definitely doesn't want you to leave." Chen Yi pinched Touma's face in a bad way, "And we are very powerful."

"You can't involve irrelevant people. Goodbye Mr. Monster."

'boom! ’ Just as Chen Yi was about to say something else, Mei Hong pressed her face against the table from behind, “If you want to leave, leave quickly! Anyone who dares to attack you will come back and I will burn him!”

…

"Hmm... I seemed to have seen my former nainai and grandpa just now. Where is Index?" Touma, who came back from his daze, shook his head and asked.

"Gone." Chen replied, covering his face.

"She's a Kuroto! It's hard to move around in Academy City." Touma slapped the table. "How could you let her leave?"

"Calm down, calm down, isn't there a church in Academy City?" Chen Yi took out the nun's hat on one side. "She will definitely come back. It seems, probably, maybe... we are also from the underworld."

"...Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me that Academy City is really so easy to get into!?"

"Facts speak louder than words. Our presence here is the best proof." Chen Yi said nonchalantly, "By the way, it's summer vacation here now?"

"Yes, so..." Touma suddenly had a bad feeling ().

"So we plan to be your neighbors here for a while." Chen Yi said with a grin.

"You are breaking into a private house! How can a person with super powers be a gangster!" Touma retorted loudly.

"Young man!" Chen Yi's face suddenly became serious, "No one stipulates that people with super powers cannot be gangsters and I am a monster!"

"Ahem! May I ask your name?"

"Chen Yi!" Then Chen Yi pointed at Meihong Kaguya and the others, "Meihong, Kaguya, Yiji, Toyohime."

After that, Chen Yi grabbed Xiaobai off the top of his head and said, "Cute pet Xiaobai."

"Meow~"

"Ahhh! Do people with superpowers also like cosplay? But why do you come to my place!" Touma yelled, covering his head and finally knew why these people looked so familiar. "And you are too enthusiastic. Although in Academy City Plastic surgery is available in hospitals, but this seems to be prohibited. How did you do it?"

"Hey! I can't believe the boy who denies reality." Anyway, I'm not talking to you.

"By the way, that foodie nun asked me to bring you a message." Even if I go to hell, will you stay with me? ’” Chen Yi directly pinched the person behind you.

well? What does this mean? Do you want to persuade yourself not to fall into it?

"Okay...can I ask what the seat's face is?"

"Do you have any objections to what I printed?" Chen Yi's face darkened, "You haven't eaten enough yet, have you?"

"Ah! I forgot that Teacher Xiaomeng is going to be late for her tutoring class!" The young man ran away...