Public Enemy

"Huh? Uh... Are you a little cruel? No?" Chen Yi looked at Oreos who rolled his eyes and fell to the ground. He just used the terror of the darkness to trigger the things that made him feel desperate. This way of dealing with The effect of mental firmness is usually discounted, but for this...

"...Although being a magician saved him from a mental breakdown, his IQ and memory." Steele looked at Oreos and said, "There is no possibility of recovery."

"Merciful Lord, please forgive the sinner in front of you." Index folded her hands on her chest, with a holy expression on her face, and said to Oreos who fell on the ground, "Touma, I'm hungry."

"I'll go! Your face changes too quickly!" Kamijou Touma shouted at Index.

"What! It's rare for someone to discuss things with you in a friendly manner, yet you have this attitude!" Index opened her mouth to Kamijou Touma, "You know praying to others consumes a lot of energy!"

"I don't think just saying a word will cost anything...ah!!"

"This guy is really talented." Steele said while looking at Kamijou Touma who was rolling on the ground trying to pull down Index who was biting his head.

"You are more talented. If it were anyone else, you would have died a long time ago." Steele looked at Chen Yi and said, countless failures have given Oreos a severe psychological blow, and for him For example, every time Chen Yi fails to refine gold, it will give him a strong counter-hint, especially when Chen Yi reminds the other party that there are not many silver needles to concentrate. It even made him have strong doubts about himself from the bottom of his heart.

"The gap in strength is the crushing effect. The so-called level 300 players bully the level 30 players. Even if the opponent's equipment is super powerful, it can't make up for the crushing effect caused by the level." Chen Yi waved the sledgehammer in his hand. Said, "If I hadn't thought about the large number of people here, I would have written off the place directly."

"...Have you always done this, if his strength can really pose a threat to you?" Steele said speechlessly.

"Kill him directly."

"Do you only use this crude method? You can't change it to a literary method." Steele said speechlessly.

"There is no art in fighting. Only magicians like you have this idea." Chen Yi said and directly broke the rope on Shokuhou Caoqi's body.

"I'm telling you, you guys who are impersonal, you can remain indifferent to a beautiful girl being tied up here!" Shokuhou Caoqi, who had just escaped from the restraints, immediately screamed in dissatisfaction.

"Leave the matter here to me, you go first." Steele said while smoking a cigarette and looking at Oreos on the ground.

"I know! Let's go!" Chen Yi waved his hand and said. "Be careful, those knights downstairs will deal with us as heretics directly."

"How did you know there was a knight downstairs?" Kamijou Touma asked with Index on his head.

"You guessed it!"

"Who are you kidding? I always feel like I've been reduced to a soy sauce person."

"It's so slow, I only realized it now."

"Don't ignore me." Shokuhou Caoqi shouted dissatisfied.

Was he really being ignored? Is my sense of existence as weak as ever? Himegami Qiusha thought silently that she must continue to work hard! !

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"Okay, this is your home? You're a rich man!" Chen Yi said as he looked at the villa in front of him, which was not affordable for ordinary people. "With your abilities, why are you afraid of bad boys? That's nonsense!"

"Isn't it your men's dream to send a girl home?" Shokuhou Caoqi looked at Chen Yi and said as if he was very surprised.

"Bullshit! Who knows how safe you are!" Chen Yi scratched his head and looked at the long, straight black girl behind him who was emitting radio waves. "I've been maliciously speculated. It's okay. I'm going back."

"Why don't you come in and sit down? It's so late, you know it's dangerous to walk at night." Shokuhou's words contained a certain temptation.

"Staying out all night, especially in a girl's house, is a very difficult choice..." Chen Yi said slowly, touching his chin.

Sure enough, men are all the same!

"Then...bye." Chen Yi said, turning around and waving to Shokuhou Caoqi, and walked away.

"..."

"Goodbye!" Himegami Qiusha said and walked away, trying to seduce the married junior high school student...

"What's this feeling of being maliciously speculated on?" Shaking her long blond hair, Shokuhou Caoqi walked into the villa. What I encountered today had a huge impact on my outlook on life.

In other words - this is unscientific!

Although science has been beaten to death long ago...

"Aha~ I'm finally home..." Chen Yi, who was about to knock on the door, stopped and looked at the girl following him, "I said... why are you following me? You know it's very comfortable for me. It’s very distressing.”

Chen Yi scratched his head and said, if he takes her back, will he be hung on the table in the corridor to sleep again?

"Throwing a homeless girl on the roadside?" The expression of the girl with long black hair immediately turned gloomy. "Sure enough, this is something only a cold-blooded monster can do."

"...Yes, I am a cold-blooded monster, so if it doesn't matter, you should..." Chen Yi waved his hand to Ji Shen Qiusha.

"I am a miko."

"Have you not always called yourself a magician?"

"So for Wujie Cao Reimu's sake, take me in."

"I'll go! This is not a matter of another dimension at all!" Chen Yi's hand that was about to hammer on the door immediately stopped, startling the people inside.

"I can cook." "The streets are full of people who know how to cook."

"I know how to do laundry." "I'll wear one piece of that thing and throw it away!"

"It warms the bed." "I don't want to die young."

"Please take care of me. Please protect me." "I haven't taken any newcomers for many years..."

"Who are you supporting!?" The door to the room was opened immediately, and Mei Hong stared at Chen Yi closely. The door of the room was full of people, obviously doing the very promising thing of eavesdropping.

"Me." Himegami Qiusha nodded and walked into the room without realizing it. With emotionless eyes, he glanced in amazement at this room that was completely out of proportion to the outside space.

"Who is she!" Meihong asked Chen Yi. "Why do you always bring back one or two every time you go out? Will you be able to bring back a team of ten thousand people in a while!?"

A team of ten thousand people...the goddess-like intuition of a heroine!

"I am a magician." Himegami Qiusha looked at Kuro Naganao, who was like her, with some intuition. Kaguya "is currently in a wild state."

"It's in a wild state. It's a pity that I don't have a Master Ball, so I might miss it." Kaguya looked at the cross on Himegami Qiusa's front and chest, "A wild magician wearing a miko uniform and carrying a cross?"

"Hey, I have lost a servant recently. If I had known, I would have brought Lingxian with me..."

"I can warm the bed, cook, and do laundry."

"I've taken it away!" Kaguya then pointed to the garbage thrown everywhere in the room. "First clean up those things, and then make a meal. Well, the requirements are not high, just a full banquet."

"Hey, husband, did you have fun today?" Kaguya asked with a smile while looking at Chen Yi's beggar outfit.

"It's almost done. I just experienced various ways to die one by one, and I didn't die." Since Kaguya asked, Chen Yi didn't have to hide it, even if he did...well, the other party's IQ is not on the same level as Meihong. .

"Really? Husband, what's this look of pity on your face?" Kaguya said looking at the pity expression on Chen Yi's face.

"There was once an opportunity in front of me that could make all my dreams come true... I smashed it with my own hands." Chen Yi said tangledly, it was made from gold!

"Forget it." Chen Yi sighed, looking at the pile of garbage gathered on the ground, and Ji Shenqiusha who skillfully picked up the kitchen knife. He entered the role too quickly.

A little flame directly burned the pile of garbage until not ashes were left. Chen Yi lay on the sofa and looked at the ceiling. A cold light flashed in the corner of Chen Yi's eyes. Himegami Qiusha holding a kitchen knife came over and matched it. Her color made her feel like she was about to be hacked! ?

"Teach me, I saw it." Himegami Qiusha, holding the kitchen knife in one hand and pointing to the pile of ashes on the ground with the other, said (threatened?) to Chen Yi.

"Let's talk tomorrow. It's a serious crime to disturb the master's sleep." Chen Yi turned over directly, ignoring the kitchen knife that was getting closer and closer to him.

"Have you started calling yourself the master?" Ji Shen Qiusha looked at Chen Yi and said, remembering the scene where Chen Yi was run over by ten thousand knives not long ago. The kitchen knife in his hand did not have any deterrent effect, but this The room... has only one bed...

"Where should I sleep?" Ji Shen Qiusha, who was holding a kitchen knife, looked at Chen Yi and asked. A little cold light reflected on the kitchen knife again.

"The floor." Chen Yi pointed to a bunk on the other side. "Originally, that was my place, but when you came, I just had to sleep on the sofa..."

What a shameless statement! The girl with long black hair thought to herself.

"Hey! Chen Yi, it seems that you have encountered something very interesting again. How about we go out together next time?" Wenwen lay on the bed and looked at Chen Yi and asked.

"No! I'm not worried!" Mei Hong sat directly on Chen Yi's body and said, "Let's go out together next time!"

"Oh? I want it too!" Kaguya, who was sitting next to the computer, raised her hand.

"Then so do I..." Himegami Qiusa, holding a vegetable spatula, poked her head out of the kitchen.

"No! Servants have no right to go out!" Kaguya said without hesitation.

"This is illegal imprisonment." Ugh, is this a sheep entering a tiger's mouth?

"We are gangsters to begin with, so it's not illegal." Kaguya retorted calmly, "Hurry up and cook, you are such an incompetent servant. If Suzusen would have cooked the food right now.

Help~Help~ Himegami Qiusha watched Chen Yi continuously transmitting radio waves, but unfortunately they were all transmitted to the dog. The person involved yawned unconsciously, "I'm going to bed first, remember to turn on the lights early."

"..." The girl with long black hair retracted into the kitchen. She was looking for some vegetables or something, but she couldn't find the vegetables. Instead, she saw boxes of instant noodles stacked in the corner...