Public Enemy

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well? What day is it today? Chen Yi scratched his head and ignored the brown-haired girl beside him, whose brows were twitching. He continued to walk forward. It seemed that school was about to start, so in other words, he was... The unlucky guy who took over the dormitory may be coming back, but that old fox should be able to solve this matter?

"Hey! The way you ignore the wild cats on the roadside is very annoying!" He stepped on the ground, and the crackling electric huawei rolled from Meiqin's body to Chen Yi's body. .

"Oh~, Miqin, it's already late. Why are you still wandering here? Aren't you afraid of meeting idiots or something?" Chen Yi looked like he suddenly realized it. He looked at the sky and saw that it was already late. "Your Where's the 'mount'?"

"Mount? What kind of mount?" Meiqin looked at Chen Yi in confusion.

"It's that perverted black guy."

"Who wants that pervert to be a mount! Ah!?" Mikoto covered her mouth in surprise, "Why did I use the very subtle word 'only'?"

"You have to ask your own psychological thoughts. Maybe this is the position of Heizi in your heart." Chen Yi nodded and explained.

"Huh? Uh!? How could I have such an idea? I must have made something wrong."

"Perhaps, you should think about it yourself first." Chen Yi said with a serious face, "This matter is very important. It will directly or indirectly affect your outlook on life!"

"Huh? Is it that serious?" Mikoto rubbed her hair with a tangled look.

"Of course! This is necessary." Chen Yi patted Misaka Mikoto on the shoulder with a serious face, "I still have something to do. So, let's take a step first (yin laugh)..."

"Thank you..." Misaka Mikoto continued to think and waved to Chen Yi to say goodbye. .

Hmm~ By the way, this is really... Chen Yi, who was walking down the slope, turned around and left without saying a word. To Chen Yi's fault, Kamijou Touma has been hospitalized and has not recovered until today. It is estimated that this unlucky child is currently suffering in the hospital. Catch up on summer vacation homework.

Because of this, Chen Yi was forced to act as a certain girl's boyfriend to deal with Aizali, who was pretending to be Mitsuaki Mihara. Chen Yi, who knew the other party's details, was naturally very easy to handle, but the subsequent intrusion of a certain Tokiwadai Queen directly led to an act of overestimating one's capabilities. It’s just that Chen Yi belongs to ‘Che’.

Then the Tokiwadai girl who left laughing, laughing, and laughing wildly made a sarcastic comment to Misaka Mikoto, and after that, Chen Yi was entangled. Is there any mistake?

"No!! Stop!" Misaka Mikoto, who realized that she had been tricked, looked at Chen Yi's figure getting further and further away, and was suddenly possessed by a warrior. She directly understood the charge and ran towards Chen Yi.

"Ahhhhh! It's too dangerous for my sister to do this." When Misaka Mikoto was about to come into contact with Chen Yi and planned to give Chen Yi a powerful kick on the back, Kuroko, who was intruding, hugged Misaka Mikoto and moved instantly , and then Chen Yi disappeared.

"Kuroko, what are you doing!" Mikoto, with a blush on her face, pushed Kuroko hard, who kept rubbing her breasts. Many people on the roadside were watching!

"Let him run away again, Kuroko..." Mikoto looked down at Kuroko in her arms with a 'happy' look on her face. "You have interfered with my actions again and again, are you ready to be punished?!"

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"I'm back." Chen Yi looked at a few more Misaka girls in the room, shook his head and said. Needless to say, these Misaka girls were all brought to play strategic games by Kaguya.

"School starts tomorrow." Ji Shen raised his head and looked at Chen Yi and said.

"Oh, it's none of my business." Chen Yi nodded and started to take out the lunch box.

"Then I was kicked out of school. I need to transfer to another school." Ji Shen Ji Shen looked at Chen Yi and said calmly.

"Oh, continue." Chen Yi directly squeezed away Wenwen, who was sitting on the sofa, and occupied an empty seat.

"..." Himegami swayed, "No, but your bland reaction is really sad."

"Oh...no! How did you know I didn't let anyone out?" Chen Yi slapped the table, causing the distracted Wenwen to sit up in shock.

"Of course I informed you. Also, illegal detention is wrong..." A small figure with short pink hair and a pink dress weakly poked her head out from behind the sofa.

"..." Chen Yi scratched his head, popped out a cigarette and lit it, pointing at the loli behind the sofa who had never been found because of his height problem, "Who let this weird loli creature in!? "

"How do I know?" Chen Yi raised his head, and Mei Hong politely picked up the cigarette case that Chen Yi put on the table. Chen Yi cooperated very cooperatively and handed over the cigarette in his hand. Mei Hongbai He glanced at Chen Yi, then lit up his own with the fire on Chen Yi's smoke.

"Children can't smoke." Chen Yi took the cigarette case on the table. Xiaomeng's hand that was about to touch the cigarette case suddenly failed, with a look of disappointment on his face.

"I'm not a child, I'm already an adult." Pseudo(?) teacher Loli, Yue Yong Xiaomeng's voice doesn't make you want to refute, but it sounds like...acting cute!

"I'm not being cute!" Teacher Xiaomeng looked at Chen Yi and said quickly, "That's right! It's wrong to illegally detain others, and I also know the police officer, but seeing that this child is living a good life, it should be said that he is being taken into custody. That's...ah, I actually made this mistake. By the way, you look like you're still in school. Which school are you in? Why haven't I seen you before? You look like the one in the comics, right? There are this one, and that one, and there are several twin sisters here who are so similar. Is it related to the strongest 'Electric Shock User'? Why is the space in this room like this? Do you have any space system users here? …”

"Do you want a drink of water?" Chen Yi looked at Xiaomeng who was still planning to continue speaking. Kaguya and Misaka's sisters had already put on their headphones. "Also, I am not a student, so I refuse education."

"Thank you, but do you have beer?" Looking at the water glass handed over by Chen Yi, Xiaomeng stopped talking, "You are not a student? How can you waste your time like this? You should be living a happy campus life in school at this time. , instead of living together with girls. Even if you are young and in good health, your body will collapse over time, so you have to be moderate. Even if your energy is too strong, you can share it with campus life. Over time, It’s not right to hold it back at home…”

Ah ah ah ah ah! Chen Yi couldn't help but cover his head. Seeing that the fake girl in front of him had fallen into some kind of 'hot-blooded education' state, Chen Yi covered his head in pain, don't use this tone of education for bad children! My age is beyond your reach! !

"What are you doing? Don't think about self-mutilation. You are really a child who lacks education." Xiaomeng looked at the toothpick in both hands and stabbed her ear, and quickly stopped it, but it was still a step too late...the toothpick broke. .

"Huh -" Xiaomeng breathed a sigh of relief and looked at the broken toothpick in Chen Yi's hand. "It's wrong to play a prank. You don't know how worried the teacher was just now. It would be very painful if something happened..." "

Well, you win! Chen Yi took out his mobile phone, put on music, and put on his headphones. Five minutes later, he felt sleepy for a long time... A long time ago, when Chen Yi was still in school, he discovered a wonderful phenomenon, that is, wearing headphones in class. When I listen to music to sleep, even if the volume is turned up to the maximum, I will fall asleep in less than five minutes. When I go to bed at home, I turn the volume down to the minimum. Not only do I not fall asleep after half an hour, but I feel more and more energetic the more I listen. A subtle and interesting phenomenon...the extreme brings out the magic of the teacher!

"Fortunately, I was prepared in advance. As the head teacher, I still have some rights. My intuition was really correct." Xiaomeng coughed lightly with his eyes closed, took out an admission application from behind, and filled out everything. All I need is a signature: "Huh? Why did you fall asleep? It's so rude."

While fanning the smoke around him, Ji Shen looked at the red clouds outside the window and couldn't help but yawned. He was so sleepy... He obviously had enough sleep.

Meihong also shook her head sleepily. She felt as sleepy as listening to Huiyin's lecture for a long time. Then she would take a nap. Anyway, there was no headbutt attack from Huiyin here.

Chenyi was 'killed in battle', Kaguya was 'killed in battle', and Himegami was 'waiting to be killed in battle'.

Such a powerful hypnotic effect, Wenwen's mouth twitched as he looked at Chen Yi and Mei Hong who were lying down, and then looked at Kaguya and the others... Oh! ! So despicable! He actually ran away early!

Wenwen, who had made up his mind, disappeared without a trace under a gust of wind.

"Huh? Why are there no people?" Looking at the empty room, Yue Yong Xiaomeng asked, "Huh? It's not like he went out. He seemed to be too focused just now."

"Xiao Jishen, can you tell me the names of these two people?" Xiaomeng asked Jishen who was about to lie down.

"Ha~" Ji Shen yawned, tilted his head, and pointed at Chen Yi, "My name is Chen Yi, and my occupation is monster."

Then he pointed at Meihong, "Fujiwara Meihong, her occupation is (thinking for a while)... turkey."

"Xiao Ji Shen really loves to joke. This must be the harm of staying at home for a long time. You should go out more in the future. Huh? I only brought one copy." Xiao Meng wrote on an admission application form with some disappointment. Chen Yi's name, this is a forced purchase and sale!

"I was ordered not to go out." Ji Shen said calmly, "I work as a maid, but I get paid."

"What! This is too much." Xiaomeng said with a 'serious' face, "No matter what, you cannot restrict other people's freedom. This is illegal."

"It must be his idea." Yue Yong Xiaomeng pointed at Chen Yi, "I will definitely correct his path forward. The lost boy is waiting for my education!"

Alas - you misunderstood. Out of a certain mentality, Ji Shen just sighed and didn't say much.