Public Enemy

"Yes... forget it, although I don't know how the other party ended up here, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with it." Chen Yi shook his head, and before he finished speaking, a guest came to the door.

"Hey! It's a pomegranate." Chen Yi greeted the head maid in front of him with a smile on his face. The latter didn't even nod, but just took out an opened gift box and looked at it. Behind the pile of unopened bags beside Chen Yi, he looked like he had found the culprit.

Damn it! Gift box! Damn that tattered gift box! I have had enough and said!

"Sure enough, it has something to do with you, you bastard who plotted against the eldest lady!!" Sakuya, who had a calm face, suddenly became furious, "Pomegranate, your sister! Don't think that I can't hear the homophony!"

"Uh...wait, what happened..." Chen Yi, who was stunned for a moment, found that his eyes were filled with dense small blades when he came back to his senses.

go! Sure enough, what he had thought before was correct. Someone came to ask for help. He looked at the flying knife in front of him at almost zero distance, because after he gave Sakuya the scalpel a long time ago... the latter seemed to throw knives more violently. Anyway, there is no need to pause the time to recycle afterwards, you can take as much as you want...

A screen of shadow blocked in front of Chen Yi, and the flying knives that originally made a sound of breaking through the air suddenly stopped as if they were pierced into a tough piece of cloth, and fell to the ground with a clanking sound, and then like It disappeared into the air like smoke.

"Hmph! It's the light bomb you put in here!" With a determined tone, Sakuya pointed to the empty box in his hand.

Light bomb? Chen Yi twitched the corner of his mouth. There really is everything here. It seems like the eldest lady just died at the sight of the light? Even though this wouldn't kill anyone, it would still make Remy embarrassed.

"Ahem, that, pomegranate..."

"Just call me Sakuya!"

"Okay, Sakuya, although this thing belongs to us." Chen Yi said helplessly and looked at the Christmas Witch who was watching the show with a bad smile on her face. If anything happens here, it's your fault. In their words, this is your territory. You are still a man, if you don’t solve it, who will?

Solve the problem! If you know it's me here, you still won't stop!

"But why it is not our business to spread out, in fact. We are also victims." Chen Yi said, pointing to the untorted notes everywhere in the house, and then Chen Yi took out another His own one seemed to have been hit by a car, and the dummy jumped over the building and came out, "Look, this is the evidence."

"Who did this...who did it? Reimu in the shrine seemed to have been plotted when I came, and the white witch was there sweeping fallen leaves." Looking at the things in Chen Yi's hand, Sakuya's tone She is also a lot softer. At least the pieces of paper in the house were there when she came. No one would do this kind of thing leisurely.

"You're still fainting. In fact, this thing is just a prank. Is there anything wrong with Remi herself?"

"It's nothing, it's just black smoke all over my body. I helped change my clothes... No!" Sakuya suddenly changed her words when she realized what she had said, and her face immediately became serious again.

Hello! You are deliberately hiding your words! Already heard it!

"The eldest lady is very angry. She has already said that she must catch the culprit, nail him to the magic gun and drain his blood!"

Hush - I'm afraid of Nirvana~

Chen Yi turned to look at the Christmas Witch. The latter had already sensed the danger very keenly and hid behind her sister without grace. Tsk! He is indeed an inhuman being and can even do such a dishonorable thing. Were you still bullying your sister just now? But Sakuya seemed to have used a very subtle 'he' in her words just now? And the only one who can be represented by 'he' here is...

"Hey, Pomegranate...Sakuye, you should have received it too...ah!? Did I say something wrong?" Chen Yi looked at Sakuye whose face suddenly turned dark, and seemed to have asked the wrong thing. ?

"As expected, it has something to do with you. Even if you didn't send the thing, it's your fault that it was prepared there!"

Dang - a throwing knife was nailed to the 'take as you please' sign hanging on the wall.

"I'm going! Don't talk to death in one breath! Why did I prepare this? The culprit should be... someone!" Chen Yi looked at the Christmas Witch who had disappeared and couldn't help shouting. The Christmas Girl immediately Shaked his body.

"I let her run away..." Santa Girl said weakly. Sakuya's words just now were obviously taken seriously by her. Well, the Christmas Witch who was already hiding must also take her seriously.

Inside Fantasy Township.

"Eh!? Who sent this gift?" Wenwen, who was hiding in the grass and ambushed, looked at the Moriya Shrine in front of him, and accidentally ran into a box hanging on his body. The exquisite packaging made Wenwen immediately It was determined that this was carefully crafted by others.

But who sent it? He put it on himself without knowing it. He must be a lurking master, or a peer? Are there any other colleagues hiding in Gensokyo?

Taking his eyes away from Moriya Shrine and putting away his camera, Wenwen looked at the gift box in his hand and hesitated. It seemed that he had never received a gift before? Thinking like this, Wenwen slowly pulled away the ribbon tied with flowers and opened the box.

"Ah? There's nothing!? Are you kidding me!!" Looking at the empty box, Wenwen became angry, and then a harsh jingling sound came from the box.

"Oops! They must have been discovered. Who is plotting against me?!" Wenwen was shocked and threw the box aside. Like a frightened bird, he took away a piece of grass and hurried toward the distance. Fly away.

When she just flew up, an imperial pillar directly touched her side and fell to the ground, smashing the poor pile of grass to pieces.

"Wow, it's so dangerous, it's better to leave here quickly. As expected, you can't collect things of unknown origin..." Black feathers were left on the ground. Wenwen looked at the feathers that were still smashing down at her without mercy. Yuzhu, leave the dust.

We must find the bastard who prepared such a thing!

"Ah~ He has already run away. No wonder I always feel like someone is peeping these days... Huh? Has anyone been here?" Watching Wenwen leaving in embarrassment, Sanae looked at the small box at his feet, "Is it a gift? Open it and take a look."

……This is impossible! Sanae watched it pop out of the box and immediately turned into a Gundam robot dozens of meters in size as if it were inflated. She couldn't help but rub her eyes and looked at the metallic light shining on it. It turned out to be real!

"I... just touch it." With an excited tone, Sanae stretched out her hand to touch it, and felt the metallic texture on her hand, "Ahhh! I like this gift so much!"

"Sanae, why are you staring at a stone?" Suwako walked out of the shrine and looked curiously at Sanae, whose face was full of excitement and seemed to be trapped in some kind of fantasy. The two eyes on the hat on her head also blinked. Ah wink.

"Stone? How is it possible...ahhhh! It was a Gundam just now!" Sanae, who came back to her senses, looked at a big stone she was pressing on and immediately let out a wailing sound, her eyes darkened and she almost fainted, "Who is it? He is deceiving my innocent feelings! I will definitely destroy him!"

A punch smashed the broken stone in front of her into pieces. Sanae was deeply shocked. Suwako looked a little surprised. She held an empty gift box in her hand and shouted to the sky.

Forehead? What happened?

At the same time, this kind of thing is still going on in other places...

"It's better to do less boring things like this in the future." After knowing the whole story, Sakuya nodded, "This time I met such a talkative monster like the eldest lady. It won't be the same next time if it's someone else. ”

Hey Hey hey! Chen Yi really wanted to say, when will Remi be able to talk? Will he get a sharp shot every time he goes to her place?

"By the way, when I came here, I found that there seemed to be a lot of resentful spirits active in the hot springs near Hakurei Shrine. If I read it correctly, the number was still increasing." Sakuya turned to Chen Yi when she left. said.

Um! ? Wraith? Where is the spring?

Chen Yi scratched his head and turned...

"You guys are so shameless!" Chen Yi looked at everyone who had already eaten, and couldn't help feeling depressed.

"Ah? I thought you, my husband, were going to mind your own business after hearing about the resentful spirit just now?" Kaguya looked at Chen Yi with an innocent face.

"You're really boring." Hu Lingmeng walked out of the kitchen and said to Chen Yi with a piece of food he cooked before walking to the second floor. Do you want her to sit with others to eat? Disaster!

"I'll get a new pair of chopsticks." Wuhe apologized to Chen Yi and trotted towards the kitchen.

"You... Tsk! It doesn't matter to me that there are resentful spirits there. Anyway, there will be professionals to deal with it." Shaking his head, Chen Yi also stopped.

"Oh? Husband, do you really think so? I guess you couldn't help but run over and have a look after dinner." Kaguya pointed at the table with the chopsticks in her hand, "Then she moved inexplicably and mixed in, yes Is this like this? It’s almost like going to that Santa Claus?”

"I really don't care this time..."

Chen Yi assured with a face full of certainty.

"Hey! Hey! Lingmeng, wake up." Chen Yi looked at Lingmeng, whose eyes were spinning in front of him, and his face was full of despair. It was obviously caused by some huge blow.

"Can't you wake her up?" Chen Yi asked Bai Lilingmeng, who was sweeping the floor with a broom and a leisurely look on her face. Compared with the pile of leaves, which was thick and thick, and at her speed, she probably could not even sweep her. I won’t be able to finish the cleaning tomorrow. The most important thing is that there is no place to deal with it!

Unless you risk a fire by lighting a fire.

"I have tried several times." Bai Lilingmeng put the broom in her hand aside, and then sat in front of the shrine door. It seemed that she was planning to take a rest. A gust of wind blew, and all her efforts were in vain...

Chen Yi twitched his lips and looked at the piles of leaves all around. He probably couldn't even see the Hakurei Shrine from the outside now.

Looking at Ling Meng, who occasionally made declarations of despair for the world, Chen Yi took out a intact gold brick and said to Bai Li Ling Meng, "That's because you didn't use the right method..." rq

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