Public Enemy

Hakurei Shrine.

"I'm going! Do you want me to prepare pots and pans?!" Chen Yi looked in shock at Ling Meng, who was a head shorter than him, but pinched his waist and had a natural look on his face, "What are you doing here to eat!?

"Of course I'm waiting for what you gave me to eat! I rescued these teacups!" Lingmeng pointed to the cups on the side...the tea sets. "As for those plates, bowls, etc., they were from the last banquet." It was an accident, everything was smashed...eh?"

Reimu said, looking at the palm that suddenly placed on her shoulder, and immediately felt that she had said the wrong thing...

"Hey~" Chen Yi rubbed a bunch of hair with his free hand, "I remember that person started annoying me a few days ago, saying that a certain banquet did not go smoothly because someone was missing."

Chen Yi watched indifferently as he came here to attend the banquet. The large group of people who were laughing now were inhuman...

"That doesn't seem to be the case now."

"Uh? How is that possible! Miko are not allowed to lie. If you don't believe me, ask Suixiang. Hey, Suixiang, did we fail to hold the last banquet?" Reimu asked quickly to the man lying in front of the Hakurei Shrine with a full face. The aroma of drunkenness.

Go ask the ghost tribe, you are really ill and have to seek medical treatment indiscriminately. Chen Yi's eyes also shifted to Cuixiang again with Xingxiong Yongyi.

"Yes, the last banquet was indeed not completed due to some reasons." Cuixiang nodded.

"Look! Look!" Ling Meng straightened up immediately, and then saw Chen Yi's strange look... Just now, what Cuixiang said seemed to be that the opening was not completed, not that it was not completed?

"Forget it, I bought everything. If I don't open it..." Chen Yi wiped the sweat from his forehead and felt ashamed when he saw that almost everyone in Gensokyo who could be ranked was staring at him. "Isn't it just a waste?"

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"Huh...really, I'm obviously still sick." Chen Yi put down the last table. Looking at the bunch of unruly people around, I just wanted to scold my mother. Cirno and the others were not successful enough but failed, so if they were asked to set the table, they might cause some trouble.

Reimu... The four Reimu came together. Chen Yi felt that it was better not to greet him. The vampire would die at the sight of the light. Now he can only hide under the big umbrella brought by Sakuya. If Chen Yi dares to call People will definitely get stabbed a few times.

Youxiang...good. Even if she volunteered to help Chen Yi, Chen Yi would have to wonder what she was planning. The emperor who came down from heaven...well, the latter is now serving as Queen Youxiang's chair.

Originally, he planned to use Cuixiang's ability to help, but seeing the drunken appearance of the other party, Chen Yi decisively gave up. Maybe the table was dismantled before it was put in place. Lei originally planned to help, but who knew that C.C came over and looked at him with inexplicable contempt, and then pulled Lei away.

Kaguya and Meihong ran off to fight somewhere, and they probably wouldn't show up until the banquet officially started. With Youyouzi's words, if Chen Yi dared to go over and speak, Youmeng might just rush over with a knife.

Yakumo Purple... we can find the other person first.

After looking over and over, Chen Yi didn't bother to look, so he might as well do it himself!

After that, Chen Yi started putting dishes one after another. He simply emptied out all the inventory in three restaurants.

"I heard you're disabled?" A carefree voice came from behind Chen Yi, and a small hand took a hairy crab from the plate on the table without ceremony.

"You are useless. Believe it or not, I can crush you to death with one finger." Chen Yi glanced at Marisa, who did you listen to? A skinny camel is bigger than a horse. Besides, it's not dead yet.

"Who believes it? Who hasn't read the "Wenwen News" now? It shows revenge and complaint, and the target is naturally you, take a shot from me! "

"Dear! You've been fooled." Chen Yi retracted his point and placed himself in the middle of the miniature Bagua furnace raised by Marisa. He directly poked the fingers that had lost all the power he had accumulated and blew the green smoke from his fingertips. "How could I be useless?" ? The crow must be uneasy and wants to see your jokes."

Chen Yi looked far away, and then his indifferent expression immediately turned into a ferocious expression. He flew into the grass on one side and heard a scream, which immediately attracted everyone's attention.

"Tell me how you want to die." The magic sword pointed at Wenwen, who was waiting for an opportunity to escape. Chen Yi said with a smile, "Or you can let me personally escort you across the Santu River to the other side."

"I said innocent..."

Chen Yi pushed the magic sword in his hand forward, less than half an inch away from Wenwen's neck.

"Huh!? I didn't mean to..."

One millimeter...

"I was wrong! Please forgive me!"

"Tsk! He is indeed the most courageous reporter." He glanced at Wenwen and turned the magic sword in his hand a few times before being put away by Chen Yi. "Actually..."

"It's done. Don't be polite, everyone, let's play music and play music." The big bow on the back of Reimu's head trembled, showing that he was in a good mood. The three Sao Luan sisters who came with Yuyuko immediately started playing. .

"Well...actually I brought a stereo, but there was no power, so forget it." Chen Yi touched his chin and said, saying it was starting, but in fact no one took a seat, and instead walked directly from table to table. , Chen Yi even discovered the figures of many Misaka sisters, everything was so beautiful...

According to normal progress, there should be a big stomach king who is ignoring all eyes and frantically destroying all the food that can be digested. But what about this big stomach king?

Chen Yi silently looked at Youyouzi who was sitting under the tree, slowly and elegantly eating the food brought by Youmeng.

Can anyone explain?

"Youmu is really bad." Yuyuko held a ripe hairy crab and said faintly, "No wonder I kept giving food to people in the morning, and now I can't eat it anymore."

"This is not a matter of Yuyuko-sama's appearance in the outside world. This elegant appearance is what makes Yuyuko-sama!" Youmu's face was full of determination.

"..." Well, you Meng, is this unnecessary? From the moment Yuyuko went to eat in the restaurant in the human world, the so-called eating appearance was already equated with Remi's majesty.

Unfortunately for me, I vacated three restaurants to prevent this kind of thing, and I was almost considered to be a ruiner.

"The eldest lady is calling you." Sakuya walked over in a dashing way, looking at Chen Yi who had a big lobster stuffed in his mouth, his eyebrows twitched, you look so ugly when you eat.

"What are you doing?" responded Saku Ye vaguely, and Chen Yi swallowed the lobster in his mouth. Just when Saku Ye thought Chen Yi was going to follow, Chen Yi picked up two more hairy crabs...

A bit of cold light flashed from Sakuya's fingertips, "I said! The eldest lady is calling you!!"

"She won't come by herself..." Chen Yi looked at Sakuya who was angry, and then looked at Remi who was hiding under the big umbrella. She was looking this way, and acted like she didn't care about her clothes. "Oh ! She will die upon seeing the light, let’s go over there.”

"Speak less and you will die, be careful to choke to death." Glaring at Chen Yi, Sakuye expressed that she was dissatisfied with what Chen Yi said about the eldest daughter of her family.

"Hey! What's wrong, little bat?" Don't draw your weapon, it's just a joke, the party shouldn't involve blood. "Seeing that Remi, who had a serious face, immediately took out the magic gun like an angry kitten, Chen Yi twitched the corner of his mouth and pointed at the big umbrella stuck on the ground, "What if I poke a hole in this? You will really die after seeing the light. "

"You... ugh." Remy glanced at the bright sun outside the big umbrella and murmured, looking at the red-lighted magic gun in his hand. If there really was a hole here...

"Don't worry, Miss, I will repair the broken areas as soon as possible." Sakuya nodded affirmatively.

"real?"

"Miss, don't forget my abilities!"

"She kill him..."

boom! Chen Yi kicked the big umbrella stuck on the ground to pieces...

"Ugh!!!"

"Miss!!!" Sakuye didn't expect that Chen Yi would come back so soon, so he panicked and looked at Remi who was exposed to the sun in a panic...

"Remember this soul of yours!!" Remi, who was hiding under the tree with smoke all over her body, stared at Chen Yi with an unwilling face, while Sakuya on the other side had a panic expression and held a big fan. Fanning Remy...

"Well, you wanted to stab me with a magic gun before, right? It's just to protect yourself. It's okay if you don't break the defense. If I break the defense, I will lose a few years of my life soon?" Chen Yi said with a smile.

Remi's eyes moved as she listened, "Let me tell you, since when did you worry about life expectancy? Is the content in that paparazzi reporter's newspaper true?"

"How do I know what's in it if I haven't read it?"

"Really? Hoho, I'm still missing a servant here. Do you think you'd like to be one?" Remi had a coy smile on her face.

"It's cool under the tree. Don't bite me and poison yourself first. Then you can be the first person in history to suck blood and be poisoned to death... Well, there should be a lot of this kind of thing. By the way, you have something to do with me?" Chen Yi He scratched his head and looked at Remi who called him over.

"Ahem! Since you asked the question, I will tell you generously and compassionately." With a slight cough, Remy straightened her flat figure and raised her momentum, "Your thread of fate is gone!"

"Oh, what's the impact?" Chen Yi asked calmly.

"Hey! This is a big deal. How can you stay calm? Now I even wonder if you are disguised as some weird thing. And you yourself have been dead for a long time. Now you are just a puppet being manipulated. Why are you still alive? Without the fate line, you know, I can even see the hua monster." Remi muttered, looking at Chen Yi curiously, "How did you do it? It couldn't have been during the time when you were missing. There are relationships?"

"How do I know? Just ignore those illusory things." Chen Yi waved his hand casually and started working casually. Looking at the monsters gathered around him, it would be great to be able to sit here.

"Only a freak like you dares to say that." Remi wrinkled her nose cutely and looked at the others. "Really, everyone's fate is weird recently..."

"Why is it weird?" Chen Yi asked with interest. The whole world has become weird now. It's normal for people to be weird, right?

"It's like being twisted into a ball of thread that cannot be untied..."\u003cdd\u003e