Pulling Out The Gun Of St. Jolanginus, I Decided To Keep A Low Profile

"Woooo! Ye Yan, you seriously damaged my self-esteem as a woman, and you must compensate me for my mental damage.

"So you still think of yourself as a woman?"

Ye Yan asked with a look of shock.

"Pfft! Hahaha! Sorry, I really~ can't help it.

"Am I a woman, do you want to feel-feel it yourself?"

Yang Xuan's face turned red with anger from Ye Yan's words, although she might not be able to tell because of her bronzed skin.

But she was so angry that she made an operation that stunned everyone, grabbing Ye Yan's left hand directly.

After finishing speaking, he let go of his hand, as if he was really testing the quality of a product?

This is outrageous!

"Damn it! Brother Yan is worthy of being Brother Yan, he really is an eternal god!"

"Yang Xuan, you idiot, have you lost your mind?"

Leng Ningning uttered the Hedong lion's roar for the first time, and roared in a low voice with a cold face.

"Woooo! I'm not clean anymore, no, Ye Yan, you have to make it up to me."

Everyone suddenly looked helpless, you have the face to make up for the trouble you caused yourself?

"I can't stand you, go ahead, go and get whatever you want.

"Then can I take it all?"

Yang Xuan's expression changed instantly, and she asked excitedly.

I knew you were pretending, Mr. Yang, do you dare to be more shameless?

Yang Xuan blinked her light black eyes, and returned a look, as if to say: Hehe! This is just a trifle.

"Yes, but I think you have to be prepared to be beaten up by Teacher Ling first."

"Hahaha! I was joking, Ningning, you know, how could I do such a thing?"

Yang Xuan looked back at Leng Ningning who was clenching her fist tightly, as if she could not help but rush forward in the next second, and explained with a dry smile.

"And I have never had such close contact with any man before, and I really regard Ye Yan as a woman in my heart.

Ye Yan:

This is the second time, this is already the second time, Teacher Yang, I beg you to be a person!

"Mr. Yang, do you want anything else? If you don't want it, I'll put it away."

"Yes, no, no no.

"Ze Ye, you all go and pick and choose. If you have any supernatural items that suit you, you can take them yourself. I haven't appraised these things."

"Brother Yan, you are treating these treasures like garbage!"

Qian Fu said with a sad face.

"Borrowing Xiao Jiu's famous saying, everything below the legend is rubbish."

"Brother Yan, can't you use it yourself?"

"I have my own exclusive equipment, the kind that is strong for thieves, and I will let you have a look at it when I have a chance."

"Ye Yan, people want to watch it now!"

Qingqiu Jiuyu said in a soft and charming long voice.

"Are you sure you want to watch it now? Forgot the previous lesson?"

Ye Yan glanced at Qingqiu Jiuyu, who couldn't help but charm him again, and asked with a half-smile.

"Sure enough, I hurt my eyes and you know why."

"That was a passive counterattack. Don't blame me. I have reacted very quickly. It just caused you a little damage. You are lucky if you didn't count your eyes.

"If it wasn't for Ai Li messing around with you, I wouldn't bother to remind you, don't use your mental power to invade other people's sea of ​​consciousness casually in the future, a gold-level scum, the legend is not as inflated as you, don't rely on yourself to inherit the nine The blood of the tail fox likes to die, and you have only gathered three tails now."

Ye Yan said angrily, and hit the little vixen who likes to make trouble by the way.

It's just that these words made Qingqiu Jiuyu's expression change instantly, and she subconsciously covered her chest. She only felt a chill in her hands and feet, as if Ye Yan had seen through her whole body, inside and out, in Ye Yan's eyes There are no secrets.

"Woooo! Ye Yan, how can you say that about someone, he really likes you."

"I really like me, maybe. Tu Shan, the wife of King Yu, comes from the lineage of Qingqiu Nine-Tailed Fox. She chose Dayu. Later, Dayu became the first human king after the Three Emperors and Five Emperors. Qingqiu Nine-Tailed Fox also Therefore, it has become a symbol of auspiciousness for the oriental human race."

"Tsk tsk tsk! The rate of return on investment makes even me envious."

"I don't know what you saw in me, but if you bet so early on, aren't you afraid of losing your money? I think Qingqiu probably sent more than one heir of you.

These words made the others stare at Qingqiu Jiuyu with extremely curious eyes, making her scalp numb.

"So there are so many ways here? Sure enough, the vixen has a lot of thoughts."

"Qingqiu indeed sent more than one person to the world. The patriarchs and elders hope that we can win over enough human immortal seeds to give Qingqiu more hope of surviving in the great changes in the future."

Immortal seeds?"

"It is the peerless geniuses who have the opportunity to break through to the immortals in the future, and Qingqiu will help them at critical moments."

"So the person you chose is Ye Yan?"

"That's right."

"What if Ye Yan doesn't break through to the Immortal?"

"Then it can only be regarded as Jiuyu's bad luck, and he can only pay the dog to follow the dog.

"How honest is a vixen?"

"Tu Shan is the wife of King Yu, and she is also a vixen."

"And I'm much worse than my ancestors. I can't even be a wife, I can only be a concubine."

"But since the Holy Roman Empire dared to bet heavily on Ye Yan, why wouldn't I dare?"

"Xiaoyan and I really love each other."

"Yes, yes, sister Ellie, you are the luckiest, but if Ye Yan is an ordinary person, would your brother recognize him as brother-in-law?"

Irisviel thought for a while, and suddenly said with a dejected expression.

"Obviously, when I was with her before, I was so ordinary. I didn't expect that after a summer vacation, I would be like a different person. Sure enough, this world is really unfair."

"Who made you think so much? When Xiaoyan and I met, he was a silver rank, and I didn't find anything special about him."

"Hehe! Sister Aili, don't use it to lie to me when you lie to children. You must be wearing extraordinary equipment that detects good and evil, and favorability. It is impossible for Ye Yan to confess his love to you. If you foolishly agreed without knowing his details, you are not stupid but a complete fool."

"Woooo! Xiaoyan, let me tell you the truth, the family semi-artifact I wear on my body can accurately detect a person's degree of good and evil, favorability and trust towards me.

"It's okay, I guessed it a long time ago."

"Anyway, I'm also interested in Ellie, so we'll be even."

"It's a lie, if it's just for sex, the thorn suit can also detect it."

"That's love at first sight. From the first time I saw Ai Li, I couldn't believe why there is such a beautiful girl in the world, and I fell in love with Ai Li so much.

"Hey! So Xiaoyan likes her so much?"

Irisviel covered her hot cheeks, and said with a smirk.

Burp! This dog food is so filling!

"Obviously my parents are no worse than Sister Aili, why didn't I see you fall in love with me at first sight.

Qingqiu Jiuyu suddenly said with a resentful face.

"Ellie is special."

What else can Qingqiu Jiuyu say, be a concubine honestly!

"You vixen, I now declare that you have been expelled from Xiaoyan's second lover."

"Ellie, well done!"

Ye Yan patted Irisviel's little head, and said that Ariel's decision was really wise!

Damn Ye Yan, you don't care about my beauty, how contemptuous you are!

This is simply the greatest insult to a vixen.

Although Qingqiu Jiuyu thought so in her heart, she immediately chose to beg for mercy in her actions.

"Sister Aili, don't, I really know I was wrong, and I won't dare to do it again next time.

"Who asked you to provoke the relationship between me and Xiaoyan, what a vixen is really annoying!"

Alice Viel did not let go, but still refused firmly.

"Sister Allie, I think you still need a vixen like me by your side."

Qingqiu Jiuyu couldn't make a plan, so he made another plan, changed his rhetoric, and analyzed it to Irisviel with a calm face.

"What's your use?"

"I can give advice to you, Elder Sister, the vixen's natural palace fighting skills are Max!"

Qingqiu Jiuyu said proudly.

This left others speechless. Is it something to be proud of when this skill reaches the full level?

Yu Xi, who was standing not far away, was very helpless. She seemed to have forgotten to introduce her strengths to Irisviel. The women of the Yu family are also very good at palace fighting.

Let Qingqiu Jiuyu join in, doesn't it mean that her attributes overlap with that vixen's?

Foxes are also natural lovers.

Mistake!

Yu Xi thought with a look of regret in her heart.

Thinking of Richelieu, Joan of Arc, Bimax, Matilda, and the most hateful Xiao Jiu, Irisviel was instantly moved.

And this emotional expression made Ye Yan speechless, Ai Li, what about your integrity, what about your persistence?

It took less than three minutes to be firm, and you started to regret it!

Ai Li, going all over the place will not end well, and history has proved this point.

"B...%%#@!*..."

Irisviel wrapped herself and Qingqiu Jiuyu with domains, and all sounds could not be heard in an instant.

I could only see Irisviel's expression seemed shy, while Qingqiu Zhengya was snickering.

0……… Ask for flowers…………………

Not long after, the domain disappeared, and Irisviel said in a serious tone:

"Ahem! Xiaoyan, if it's useful, just sell it and become your second lover."

Ye Yan:

So after going around for a while, Qingqiu Jiuyu came back again, as if he had strengthened his position in Ai Li's heart.

"Ai Li, I think you were cheated by Qingqiu Jiuyu."

"I'm so smart, how could I be fooled?"

Ellie, what about your face, now you have the nerve to praise yourself for being smart?

"Sometimes people are still very smart."

Seeing Ye Yan's shocked expression, Irisviel quickly changed her words.

"It's up to you, come with me, let's call the uncle to explain the situation.

Ye Yan dragged Ai Li into the house, took out special magic communication equipment, and prepared to contact Franz.

And the others finally saw Irisviel's position in Ye Yan's heart, and they couldn't help feeling a little envious and sour in their hearts.

It can be said that as long as it is what Ai Li wants, Ye Yan will basically agree.

If Eri wants the stars in the sky,

Maybe Ye Yan will find a way to take it off.

"The fortune is bad, the fate is too short, Qingqiu Jiuyu, you still need to work harder."

Seeing this scene, Qingqiu Jiuyu encouraged herself.

"It's really reckless to apply this sentence to you."

Dongfang Qingyue, who was picking something, couldn't help but sarcastically said.

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"Dongfang Qingyue, what right do you have to ridicule me? Didn't you fall in love with Ye Yan's potential? You are just a false messenger of justice, and you have the nerve to laugh at fifty steps, it's ridiculous!"

Dongfang Qingyue's face turned pale instantly, these words directly hit her weakness, leaving her speechless for an instant.

No matter what reasons she used to convince herself, it was unavoidable that a large part of the reason was because she saw Ye Yan's potential.

"A family should not quarrel.

Zhu Qingying, who was also enjoying the fun of picking things, raised her head and said calmly.

"It's just a hypocritical guy. To be honest, I, Qingqiu Jiuyu, just look down on her."

"I."

"Hey! We are all classmates, and you all understand Qingyue's character, so there's no need to go so far, right?"

Seeing this, Yu Xi quickly became a peacemaker, persuading the fight with a helpless face.

"Hehe! I suddenly remembered that Ye Yan also confessed to you, how did you refuse?"

Dongfang Qingyue's pretty face became even paler, unable to speak a word.

"I'm afraid you did more than I did before. After all, you are the well-known messenger of justice in the school."

"I, I didn't, I just educated Ye Yan."

"You two young ladies, why are you quarreling again? Let the past be the past. Everything in the past is a prologue. Besides, I don't remember what you did to me in the past.

What happened. "

Ye Yan, who was chatting with Franz, heard the fierce quarrel outside, and ran out helplessly.

"Anyway, I just can't get used to her. She puts on a bad face and really thinks she is the goddess of justice."

"This vixen is not a good person. Ye Yan, don't be fooled by her. People like her can only share wealth, not adversity."

"Did you start attacking me because you can't say it? The imperial capital Su family is another branch of Qingqiu, the blood descendant of the ancestor of Su Daji and the last emperor of the Shang Dynasty, Di Xin.

The vixen in your mouth cannot share adversity, but can only share wealth. "

"Is there a feud between the dragon and the fox?"

Pooh!

"Mr. Yin, Mr. Leng, you don't want to stop the conflicts between the students."

Ye Yan glanced at the old principal lying far away, and Leng Ningning and Yin Jie who were watching the fun, and said helplessly.

"Student Ye Yan, you didn't provoke all of this. Besides, two stunning girls are jealous of you. What else do you have to be dissatisfied with?"

Yin Jie joked with a smile.

"I already have Ellie and Xiaojiu. Let time decide."

And compared to these young and immature girls, he is still more interested in the bosses in the group.

"Ye Yan, are you running away?"

"I'm actually not a good man, maybe I'm not a good choice for them, I just hope they think more about it."

"Don't all lovers start out as friends?"

"Zi Feiyu, how do you know the joy of fish?"

Zhu Qingying suddenly tilted her head and asked with a blank face.

"Qingying, you have won!"

Ye Yan fled in an instant.

(PS: I want to order the first book for the new book, and Mengxin is really grateful).