Put away your magical powers now!

Chapter 35 [Seven Days of Great Disaster! ]

A "Talisman to Exorcise Evil and Transform into Good Fortune" was lit at the fingertips, and then burned out in an instant!

As the wisp of green smoke lingered, Chen Yan's eyes became completely clear!

The chill in the bone joints seemed to ease a little. Chen Yan immediately opened his eyes to look at the qi, and then silently calculated the "Qiyun Zhoushu". After a few seconds, he looked at the top of his head...

The dark cloud of bad luck that was getting thicker and thicker...

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Chen Yan was so excited that he couldn't help but curse.

Don't panic!

Don't panic!!

Chen Yan took two deep breaths, burned a "dispelling evil and turning into good luck talisman" for himself, and then began to carefully calculate his luck according to the "Qiyun Zhoushu".

A minute later, Chen Yan was dumbfounded.

My five elements of gold, wood, water, fire and earth are all injured!!

The luck is dangerous. A rough calculation shows that it is a bloody disaster that continues...

Furthermore, I have five injuries and seven injuries, all fucking !

If someone uses the Qi-gazing technique to look at Chen Yan at this moment...

Then the small and big calamities are one after another!!

"Fuck me..."

Chen Yan was so angry that he laughed.

Got it!

I don't know why, I cast the fake death technique on Lu Sisi, deceived the Heavenly Dao fortune technique, and all the bad luck left her...

But, the Heavenly Dao is reincarnated, and the cause and effect cycle retribution!

The retribution fell on me, the initiator? !

What about the promised increase in merit and cultivation? !

Huh?

Chen Yan carefully looked at the Qi and calculated again, and then slowly suppressed his thoughts.

The bad news is: the result of the calculation is correct, I am in trouble, and the bad luck is overwhelming!

The good news is: seven days!!

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It may be the Heavenly Dao cycle, and all the bad luck that Lu Sisi has suffered for eighteen years is counted on my head.

Eighteen years of bad luck will all be poured out on Chen Yan, the instigator.

Chen Yan used the algorithm of "Qiyun Zhoushu" to calculate that he had a seven-day bad luck!

If Chen Yan can't withstand the disaster within seven days, then he will die.

If he can survive for seven days...

Then he will survive a great disaster and have great luck!

The feedback of luck, cultivation, and merit that resolve Lu Sisi's bad luck will all be credited.

"Damn, this heaven, is it not trying to default on its debt and not pay, so it wants to kill me?"

Chen Yan touched his chin and thought secretly.

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The first method that Chen Yan thought of instantly was [Fake Death].

He did the same thing on Lu Sisi, and did it on himself, blocking the six senses, and pretending to die to deceive the cycle of heaven. The bad luck will naturally subside.

But...

He didn't There is no way to cast a spell on yourself - not because of any rules.

But... I have to enter a state of suspended animation, how can I circulate my vitality to burn talismans for myself while blocking my spiritual sense?

You can't let a dead person stand up and burn himself.

But find someone who has the same cultivation and Taoism...

Chen Yan doesn't know any of them!

Moreover, it's imminent, where can I find one?

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"Just grit your teeth and bear it, it will only take seven days.

At worst, it will be a seven-day "Death Coming"."

Chen Yan has a particularly good advantage in his personality: the more serious things he encounters, the more he can calm down and be bold!

Now that he has thought of a way, he began to calculate quickly.

People who are in bad luck, in fact, are equivalent to becoming the state before Lu Sisi.

You may be unlucky in everything you do, and... Eighteen years of bad luck will be concentrated on you within seven days.

It will be more fierce than Lu Sisi's daily life before!

It will really be like the movie "Final Destination".

Every minute, every moment, there is a disaster that may endanger life.

First, find a safe place and don't go out! !

Try to avoid all possible [scenes] where accidents may happen.

What about electricity, water, furniture with sharp corners, and furnishings that are easy to fall and hit people...

Chen Yan took a look at his mansion...

Four big words: dazzling! !

Various rich furniture... various home appliances... and of course natural gas pipelines...

So luxurious! So complete! !

But it's also so damn dangerous! ! !

"No, this place is absolutely not okay!"

Chen Yan directly gave up the idea of ​​staying at home.

Suddenly I remembered my short-term rental house! !

Chen Yan immediately took action and frantically packed up some items he could think of at home!

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Chen Yan was ready and got up and went out directly. Before going out, he slapped another [Exorcism and Good Luck Talisman] on himself.

Still, it burned away in the blink of an eye.

The cold air of bad luck slightly dissipated.

However, Chen Yan felt that the effect of the talisman was weakening!

Because his bad luck was gathering faster and faster. Every time he burned the talisman, it was only effective for about five minutes.

He went out and called an online taxi. When he got in the car, Chen Yan asked directly: "Master, can I smoke in your car?"

"Uh..." The driver seemed to want to say something, so Chen Yan took out his mobile phone and scanned the payment code on the driver's seat.

Ding, one hundred!

The driver's attitude immediately changed: "Brother, do you want to light a cigarette? I'll light it for you?"

"Drive!" Chen Yan sat in the back seat and fastened his seat belt.

Then, he lit a cigarette, and the hand hidden beside his leg secretly slapped a talisman.

The talisman turned into green smoke, hiding in the smoke of the cigarette, and the driver did not notice anything.

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It took only 30 minutes to drive from home to the short-term rental house, but Chen Yan slapped eight talismans on himself!

The effect of the rune continued to decline!

When he was about to get off the car, Chen Yan calculated that the effect of the talisman could only last for less than three minutes each time.

After getting off the car, he identified the direction of his short-term rental house. Seeing that there was no one in the middle of the night, Chen Yan boldly used the law command·escape character technique!

People passed by quickly on the streets at night like a gust of wind!

A distance of several hundred meters, he rushed to the door of the short-term rental house in one breath, touched the key to open the door, and after entering the door, he added another talisman for himself.

Pull out the switch in the house first! Remove all the fuses directly! !

Tighten the faucets...

No, it's not enough! Just turn off the water valve!!

Take the quilt on the bed, take it apart, and wrap the corners of the cabinets and tables in the room! Use the remaining tape to stick it tightly and make a soft bag!

Take a look at the lamp on the ceiling, Chen Yan directly removed the lamp, took out the lamp tube and threw it away!

Think about it again, think about it again... What else...

Food and drink...

There is also a box of instant noodles and a box of mineral water bought before in the house, which have not been touched.

At worst, I won’t cook for the next seven days!

Chew instant noodles every day!

Drink bottled water when thirsty!

It is definitely hard, but saving your life is important!

By the way, Lu Sisi said from experience that you have to chew slowly, otherwise you will easily choke or get stuck in the trachea.

Well, I also brought the common medicine, anti-inflammatory and antipyretic, bruises and injuries...

I don’t have any hidden health problems, no heart disease or high blood pressure.

No matter how magical the bad luck is, it can’t come out of nothing.

Chen Yan quickly went through everything in his mind, then got up and locked all the doors and windows of the house!

The windows were originally closed, and this old-fashioned window also has a metal fence, which is very sturdy.

Chen Yan thought about it, and directly dismantled the chairs in the room with his bare hands, removed a few wooden strips, and sealed the windows with a hammer and nails!

The head of each wooden strip was also made into a soft bag with the material removed from the quilt.

All the sharp objects in the room that might hurt people were found.

What bowls, chopsticks, knives... packed them all.

Then packed them and threw them into the trash can outside the house!

Go back to the house and lock the door!

"From now on, I will not go out of the room!

I will fight you Tiandao for seven days!!!"

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On the first day, Chen Yan lay on the big bed all day!

He got up and went to the bathroom several times throughout the day. The water valve had been closed, but there was still water in the water tank of the flush toilet. Chen Yan tried to use it sparingly, and then flushed it only after going to the toilet several times.

However, he knew that after flushing, the water tank would be empty, and there would be no water to flush the toilet tomorrow.

He tried not to leave the bed. When he was hungry, he would open a pack of instant noodles, chew them dry, and drink a few sips of water - eat less and drink less, in order to reduce the number of times he went to the toilet.

In the evening, he suddenly heard a squeaking sound from the corner of the room.

Looking down, he found that a mouse had slipped away.

Chen Yan sneered, went over and gently pushed open the cabinet...

Behind the wall, there was indeed a cracked wall, and a section of the wire had been gnawed by the mouse!

"... Fortunately, I thought it through."

Chen Yan secretly rejoiced in his heart.

He turned off all the switches and removed all the fuses!

Otherwise, there might be an accident like [the mouse gnawed the wire, the circuit short-circuited, and caused a fire]?

In the middle of the night, the shelf in the room suddenly fell!

The shelf was originally used to hold the bowls, chopsticks and kitchen knives used at home.

If it fell like this, if it happened in the past, maybe there would be pieces of bowls, or even kitchen knives, flying...

Then, maybe it would hit the person who was still sleeping on the bed!

The next day, Chen Yan went to the toilet - pinching his nose to go in. He hadn't flushed the toilet for two days, and even in such a cold day, it was already too smelly to stay in.

When Chen Yan just got up, the water tank of the toilet suddenly fell to the ground and cracked.

Chen Yan watched this scene silently...

If he hadn't turned off the water valve, there would still be water in the toilet tank, and it would flow everywhere.

Maybe he slipped and fell...

He carefully looked at the broken part of the water tank, and it turned out that the rubber and screws were all aging and falling off.

"Humph."

On the third day, Chen Yan was leaning on the bed, eating instant noodles, when suddenly the ceiling wall of the chandelier above his head fell off, and a section of the wire fell down!

Chen Yan raised his head and silently looked at the hanging wire with a grim look.

I had dismantled the chandelier before.

Otherwise, if the chandelier was still there, it would definitely fall on his head. And if it was still powered... hum!

The fourth day, the fifth day, the sixth day...

Until eleven o'clock in the evening of the sixth day!

Chen Yan hardly closed his eyes - this kind of thing was like a knife across his neck, how could he sleep?

He relied on meditation every day to move his vitality, and occasionally took a nap, but he woke up after a while.

He turned off his cell phone, saving it for the last day in order to conserve power.

He didn't bring anything like a power bank that might explode or burn.

Chen Yan doesn't even know the exact time now.

No matter how careful he was, he still suffered a little.

This day and afternoon, when he was so sleepy that he fell asleep, the bed collapsed! After checking later, it was found that the bed frame was aging.

At that time, his body rolled sideways in his sleep. Fortunately, he was always vigilant and stepped forward as soon as he felt something was wrong!

And even though he reacted so quickly, he was still injured.

A nail protruded from the aging and crumbling bed frame and pierced directly into Chen Yan's hand...

If he hadn't blocked it with his palm, the nail would have hit his eye.

Iodine and alcohol cleaned the wound, but Chen Yan was not afraid of tetanus... He still had one last day of bad luck.

Tetanus cannot occur in one day.

By the end of tomorrow, all misfortunes will be over!

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When the sun rose on the seventh day, Chen Yan was already unkempt and his face was shiny. My hair has not been washed for several days and is already greasy.

I haven't brushed my teeth for a few days and I feel that the smell in my mouth is very unpleasant.

There is still the last pack of instant noodles - this is already being saved.

There is also a bottle of mineral water.

These provisions should be enough to survive the last day.

Chen Yan was actually a little weak at this moment.

For several days, he ate less and drank less. He ate instant noodles and drank cold water every day, and he had to reduce the amount.

At this moment, I was already hungry and weak, although I was using my vitality to transport and nourish my body.

But... after all, he has not yet reached the realm of bigu cultivation.

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There are still six hours, which is twelve hours.

Chen Yan was lying on the bed, planning not to move for the next twelve hours.

To be precise, the bed had collapsed, and the mattress was directly on the ground at the moment.

He had moved the bed frame into the toilet because it had sharp broken wood corners and nails. They are all dangerous goods.

The whole morning passed peacefully.

Chen Yan also felt a little strange in his heart: Could it be that there is nothing God can do against me?

That's right...

Magic attacks can only be magic attacks and cannot directly affect me. I know all the elements that may harm me on the physical level, so there is probably nothing God can do, right?

In the afternoon, Chen Yan started to have a fever and then started to have stomachache.

He lay on the bed and stared out the window.

"Come on! Come on!

If I have a fever, do you want to force me to go out and go to the hospital?

I won’t!

If I have a fever, I will carry it!

stomachache?

I've been eating and drinking less these days. Even if you make me upset, I won't have anything to poop! ! !

Hahahahaha! ! ! "

His eyes were bloodshot and he cursed a few fiercely. At this moment, Chen Yan had slept for less than ten hours in the past six days. His spirit was already a little weak to the extreme, but instead he became manic.

The fever kept him groggy for two hours, but by evening it had subsided.

As for the stomachache, as Chen Yan expected, it subsided after two loud farts.

However, the wound on his hand was getting more and more painful. Chen Yan looked at it and found that it was indeed very red and swollen.

Apparently, the wound was infected.

Chen Yan smiled evilly: "Humph, there are still four hours left! Even if it's infection, even if it's tetanus, it's impossible for me to die in four hours!! It's useless, it's useless! I won't go out!!"

Although Chen Yan was irritable, he had one thought in his mind: even if the wound was infected, medically it would lead to serious illness such as scurvy, and the worst case could even be amputation or even loss of the limb.

That can't happen in four hours!

And once tomorrow comes, and my life returns to normal, God will never allow me to have my limbs amputated or cut off!

Because of my normal destiny, I am not destined to die unexpectedly or have my limbs mutilated!

This is called, you cannot use the Shangfang sword of the previous dynasty to kill the corrupt officials of this dynasty!

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The four-hour countdown ended little by little.

At the last moment, Chen Yan even turned on his phone so that he could see the time clearly at the last moment.

When the time came to the last half hour, it seemed that the air had become silent.

Although it was such a cold winter, Chen Yan seemed to feel a hint of heat in the room.

It was already past eight o'clock in the evening. Chen Yan was sitting on the bed, counting the time silently and looking at his phone with red eyes.

Soon, soon...

A few minutes left...

Ha ha! God, there is nothing I can do after all.

This is called victory...

I wipe it! ! ! ? ? ?

Chen Yan suddenly felt the bed under his butt shaking slightly.

Then, two times, three times...

Next, even the house started shaking!

"Holy shit, there's an earthquake!"

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PS: Let me tell you: this earthquake lasted for twenty-four hours.

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