Qi Meng Xuanji

The story happened on Zhao Siyuan's fifteenth birthday. At that time, Xuanji entered the palace not long ago and had just taken over Zhao Xiaobawang. She has not fallen out with Zhao Daboss, and her relationship is in a warm period.

Several people including Xuanji, Zhao Jianshen, Zhang Qiaoyu, Zhang Ma and Zhao Siyuan had their birthdays.

Gifts are naturally given on birthdays.

What Xuanji gave was a small crossbow. It took her several days to study and calculate with craftsmen. The reason why this kind of thing is still fresh is that Xuanji was used by a neighbor’s child when she was eight or nine years old in her last life. The toy crossbow has been shot, and the scar will not forget the pain.

Boys naturally liked these weapons and machinery. Zhao Siyuan reluctantly thanked Xuanji under his father's eyes, and then carefully hid the crossbow in his sleeve.

Zhao Jianshen gave his son a big red envelope and said: "You have grown up too, so buy what you like."

Xuanji was a little greedy, no wonder she asked her to pay 10,000 taels of silver bills from the account a few days ago. This dad is so generous, but giving such a gift is too uncreative.

When Zhao Siyuan saw Xuanji staring at the red envelope in his hand, he sneered: "You silly money fan, you don't have enough money in the account room all day, and you still worry about me. If you want money, you won't ask my father to ask for it!"

dead child! Xuanji blinked and said, "I just think of a thought-provoking and songful story."

"What story?" Zhang Qiaoyu interjected and asked.

Zhao Siyuan glared at him, and blamed him for helping Xuanji, who knew what Xuanji said would be nothing good.

Rarely someone answered, Xuanji immediately started speaking: "There used to be a farmer who was very good at raising pigs and had a great reputation. He raised pigs exclusively for the nobles of the Yamen government. On this day, the parents passed by his house and saw that his pigs were good. I asked him what he used to raise pigs? The farmer said that there were only wild vegetables and leftovers from the rich households in the restaurant in the town. The parents were furious and said that I ate all the pork provided by your family. I didn’t expect to use it so crude. It was so disgusting to feed the clean things, and immediately dragged the peasants down and hit the top twenty boards."

Madam Zhang couldn't bear to say, "The pig was raised with this."

Xuanji smiled and continued: "Later, a parent official was changed in the locality. He happened to pass by the farmer's house again and asked the same question. The farmer was scared and said that the villain cooked shark's fin and bird's nest to feed the pigs. The incorruptible people were furious, saying that the peasants were greeted by the nobles and wasting food was extremely abhorrent, and they arrested the peasants and beat them 20 times."

Ke'er couldn't help but whispered: "These parents are too difficult to serve, the farmers are so miserable."

Xuanji smiled and said: "It's not over yet. A few years have passed, and another official has been changed. If I was full, I asked the farmers what to raise pigs!"

"Ah?!" Kerr came in nervously, wondering how the peasant who had suffered twice would answer this time.

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Zhao Jianshen, Zhao Siyuan, Zhang Ma, and Zhang Qiaoyu were also curious.

"The farmer said, sir, the villain gives the pigs a couple of silver every day, and they buy what they like to eat." Xuanji said that she had already flashed behind Zhao Jianshen.

Zhao Jianshen and Zhang Qiaoyu all couldn't help but laugh, Zhao Siyuan jumped up with anger to find Xuanji to settle accounts.

The two turned around Zhao Jianshen before being stopped.

Zhao Jianshen stopped his son with his eyes, pulled Xuanji from behind, and tapped her with a finger, and said with a smile: "Naughty!"

"Who made him laugh at me, huh!" Xuanji retorted.

Everyone laughed for a while, and Xuanji said to Zhao Jianshen, "Since you are the father of this bad guy, how can you give gifts so casually? Don’t say that you don’t know what to give. He is your son. You don’t know what he wants. What a failure!"

Zhao Jianshen glanced at his son and said: "After all, it is the king's gift, Yuan'er's gift, this king will send it back and keep it to Yuan'er's satisfaction."

Zhao Siyuan was happy and embarrassed, and said in a low voice, "Thank you Father."

Before Zhao Jianshen answered, Xuanji smiled and said: "You should thank me, so you can divide your red envelope into half as a thank you gift. I am not greedy."

Zhao Siyuan glared at her and said: "If you want money, you ask your father to ask for it. Would you be reluctant to give it to you?"

Xuanji snorted without answering and turned the subject away.

Many years later, when Zhao Siyuan was a big treasure, rich in the world, he would still think of this scene of the day by accident. He couldn't help but touch the small crossbow sent by Xuanji, secretly saying in his heart: Father, I am really satisfied, there is only one thing, But you will never give it to me.

I heard this story about pigs when I watched a Hong Kong film a long time ago. I vaguely remember that Sammo Hung said it was to make the heroine laugh, so I changed it and put it here.

This article was written very early. On my birthday last year, my mother gave me a red envelope and said to me: "Buy what you want." For some reason, I remembered this story and told my mother. Happy.

I hope to see this Xiaofanwai people happy too!

ps: Don’t have too few words!