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After Ji Ruqiantaki came home, she finished showing off her new school uniform, and then continued to work. The poor child never had any leisure time.

Xia Li's custom-made jewelry also arrived, and her home was decorated with lights and decorations. In addition, she also purchased several dining tables.

Chat group.

Xia Li: "Everyone will come here in five days. I'm getting married. I'll treat you all to a meal and keep me satisfied!"

Qilin: "Are you at the group leader's home? Or are you going to a hotel?"

Xia Li: "Of course it is in my home. My home is big. It covers an area of ​​one acre and can accommodate many people."

Qilin: "One acre? More than 600 square meters. It's so wealthy. Buying a 100-square-meter building here is sky-high."

Really?

Hehe, this place in Xia Li did not cost money, it is an undeveloped area, and people of this era do not seem to fully realize the benefits of hot springs, so they reserved the mountain, but in comparison

The building area is relatively small.

Empress Huanyinfang: "Actually, one acre of land is very small. In our Fengxiang, many tenant farmers' homes have one-acre small yards, and the royal palace occupies thousands of acres of land."

Thousands of acres of land? Qilin took a breath, she couldn't even imagine thousands of square meters of land. Sure enough, the rich were the rich, and ancient people were good. At least they didn't have to worry about housing.

Social Sister Baoer: "How big is a thousand acres of land?"

Xia Li: "Generally speaking, an ordinary university should have six to seven hundred acres of land, and a high school usually has hundreds of acres of land."

Xia Li: "But if you want to farm, two or three acres of land is enough for a family to have enough food and clothing."

Li Xingyun, the most handsome man in the world: "Wait a minute, these are not important. In fact, I still want to say that Boss Tang has ready-made wine tables and ready-made chefs. Why don't we go and book the place for a day, and have delicious food and drinks without using anything?"

Get ready, and you can go when you’re full, how cool it is.”

Xia Li: "But people here don't go to restaurants to hold weddings. Everyone holds weddings at home."

Qilin: "It's very common to hold weddings in hotels, but Boss Tang's place is probably not a serious hotel. I've never heard of weddings held in brothels."

Tu Shan Yaya: "Well, yes, only Li Xingyun, a weirdo, can think of holding a wedding in a brothel, but when the time comes, Lao Li, why don't you go to Boss Tang's place to get married?"

Li Xingyun, the most handsome man in the world: "If Boss Tang gives me a free bill, I won't care about these worldly opinions."

Qilin: "Well, you are really unique."

Xia Li: "Don't you want to touch Ji Ruxue? She will beat you to death."

Sister Baoer from society: "I have never seen a wedding held in a brothel. But since Boss Tang is the owner of the brothel, his family lives in Zangxin Pavilion. If he wants to hold a wedding, it can only be held in the brothel.

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The young monk of Yichan: "Master Xuanzang is a monk, how can he worship in the church?"

Xia Li: "Well, Boss Tang may not be the Master Xuanzang you remember. He has four concubines in his family, so it's not certain whether he is a concubine or not."

Xia Li: "Why doesn't Boss Tang come out? I haven't been to Shuiqun for a long time."

Boss Tang of Zangxin Pavilion: "Call me? I've been feeling a little weak lately, so I can't go out in seclusion and practice swimming hard. Now I have mastered five postures. What do you think? Can any of you follow me to save Sun Wukong?

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The chivalrous spirit and righteousness sink into the heart of the sword: "Save the victorious Buddha, let me do it. I am most willing to do this kind of thing that punishes evil and promotes good."

Shen Jianxin seems to be the only person in the group who is super enthusiastic, and no one else is. It seems that no one is willing to go without compensation.

More importantly, it will also consume points, which seems to be a thankless thing.

Xia Li: "Once you go to the South China Sea at this time, regardless of whether you rescue Sun Wukong or not, it means that you will declare war with Tiangong. Has Boss Tang thought about it?"

In the original work, Tang Sanzang's choice of sending Qijing to each other was somewhat passive. The white wolf came to the door with Qijing, forcing him to set out.

But this time, he made the active choice to rescue Sun Wukong first before doing anything else.

Xia Li: "Come on, Boss Tang, the road you are going to take may be more dangerous than the journey to the west. I wish you success."

Boss Tang of Zangxin Pavilion: "I plan to go to the South China Sea to rescue Sun Wukong first, and then go to Tianyu Mountain to take away the strange scriptures, and let the Tiangong know, so that without the strange scriptures in Tianyu Mountain, they will not cause anyone to die again. It was a disaster, and I quickly entered the Monster Avenue to hurry up.

With the monster avenue as a natural barrier, even if the Heavenly Palace turns its attention to me, it can't do anything to me in a short time. What do you think of my plan?"

Qilin: "We don't know much about your world, so it's useless for you to ask us. Although we have all read Journey to the West, it is far from your world, so we can't be of much help at all."

Intelligent Ji Yeyun: "Let the group leader tell you a fortune."

Xia Li: "The other shore you reached back then was not the end of the world, but a buffer zone between the east and the west. It stands to reason that as long as you take her back, you should be able to calm down a lot of things, at least make the power of the dark soul subside. .”

Boss Tang from Zangxin Pavilion: “What does the group leader mean by east and west?”

Xia Li: "Your world is not only the land of China. On the other side of the other side is the Western World. The other side is equivalent to the bridge between the two. It is also possible that the Western World and your Eastern Land Tang Dynasty are not in the same dimension. .”

Intelligent Ji Yeyun: [Tang Dynasty World Map]

Intelligent Ji Yeyun: "If you don't understand, just see for yourself. There is a broader world outside the Tang Dynasty."

After Tang Sanzang thought deeply for a period of time, he was afraid that he would not be able to come back alive after going out to save Sun Wukong, so he had a good relationship with his fourth wife at home for several months.

Finally, I felt that I was almost there, and I slowly learned how to swim under the guidance of my wife, and then I was ready to go rescue Wukong.

He was not unprepared. When he went to rescue Wukong, he at least tried to recruit as many people as possible. His white dragon horse was also a fighting force and could help him.

The white dragon horse is called Ao Xue, and he is an unlucky second generation ancestor.

His strength is not bad, he has basically never won a big victory, and there are almost no people he can beat.

Xia Ganyi's heart sank into his heart: "When will Boss Tang go?"

Boss Tang of Zangxin Pavilion: "I'll go and prepare first. I'll set off tomorrow. I'll summon you when I get to Nanhai."

Jian Wang Three Worlds.

Shen Jianxin seems to feel that his destiny has reached a critical point. For him, he just sits at the door and plays games every day at work, and greets guests after they arrive. He has never done anything extraordinary.

Although he is staying in Chunyang Palace, a famous family in the world, it seems that he is getting further and further away from his dream of being a hero.

Xia Li: "Shen Jianxin, there is a Sword of Lu Zu in the back mountain of your Chunyang Palace. According to the sect's rules, anyone who can pick up the sword of Lu Zu can become the head of Chunyang Palace. It depends on whether he is the head or not. You If you want to go to the South China Sea to rescue Wukong, how can you do it without a magic weapon in your hand?

Go and tell the leader to get the sword and use it first. It doesn’t cost anything to use it anyway.”

Xia Ganyi was brave and calm: "Okay, I'll borrow it and give it a try."

Qilin: "Who is Lu Zu?"

Xia Li: "Lu Dongbin, the man who is often bitten by dogs, is said to be a swordsman."

Jian Wang Three Worlds.

Shen Jianxin mustered up the courage and walked to the door of head Li Wangsheng's room. Just as he was about to knock on the door, a female disciple ran out angrily, covering her face and crying.

Shen Jianxin was stunned, what kind of situation is this?

Li Wangsheng sighed and said, "Hey, I've only been in Chunyang Palace for five years, and I already want a salary increase of two hundred yuan. Young people today really can't bear a little hardship."

Shen Jianxin said: "Master, I want to borrow Lu Zu's sword for use. I have a friend outside who is in trouble, and I want to help."

Li Wangsheng's face was expressionless, but he was laughing wildly in his heart. Hahahaha, you want to use Lu Zu's sword? Impossible. Do you really think that where there is a will, there is a way? That sword , but even I can’t pull it out.

Li Wangsheng was very pleased, and he looked like he appreciated the younger generation very much, and said: "Okay, Shen Jianxin, the disciples in the sect can challenge Lu Zu's sword on their own. If you are willing, then go ahead."

This sword of Lu Zu has been stuck in Chunyang Palace for who knows how many years, and no one has ever pulled it out.

Shen Jianxin went happily. He first did a set of martial arts aerobics to warm up his body, then held his breath and concentrated, and pulled it out in one go.

Shen Jianxin curled his lips. It didn't seem difficult. He pulled it out easily. It didn't show that the sword was particularly powerful. Forget it, it's just a sword. It just works.

Chat group.

The hero's courage and righteousness sank into his heart: "Lord, I pulled out the sword."

Xia Li: "Nice job."

Xia Ganxin said with courage and courage: "I took this sword and practiced in the door for a while. Many female disciples' eyes lit up when they saw me. It's really vulgar."

After he finished speaking, Xia Li fell silent. Can you lend me the sword so that I can play at Yin Yang's house? I like vulgar people.

The one-in-a-million soul is generally pretentious, and it is better to have a good-looking skin that is more real.

Li Xingyun, the most handsome man in the world: "Looks like Lao Shen's love is coming, I'm so envious."

Assassin Wu Liuqi: "I'm so envious."

Boss Tang of Zangxin Pavilion: "I'll go and clean up Bai Longma first and take him to the South China Sea. If I add Shen Jianxin, there will be three of us. Is there anyone else who wants to form a team?"

Xia Li: "Old Tang can consider going to Monster Avenue to recall Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing first."

Tushan Yaya: "I'll go, I'll go, take me with you. I'm very brave in fighting, but the prerequisite is that you can't charge me points."

Empress of Huanyinfang: "I want to go too. In fact, I really want to see what Sun Wukong looks like in the mythical story. The group leader can arrange a task for us, so there is no need to spend points."

Xia Li found the task function in the group function. You can publish one task a month, so let them use it.

The world of Journey to the West is very interesting. Even in Xia Li's eyes, there are many things he doesn't understand, so it's a good idea to explore them.

Xia Li remembered that when he read Journey to the West in his previous life, it was really difficult to explain in words. The strange scripture in the book was named Xiaoyu, a very interesting girl.

In the manga, Qijing is an innocent girl with a bit of earthiness and a mouth full of slutty words, but in the anime, she has no earthiness.

[The great group leader Xia Li issued a mission to save Sun Wukong. The number of people is limited to three, and the reward points are fifty.]

Tushan Yaya: "Why are there only fifty points? The group leader is really becoming more and more stingy, huh."

Chivalrous and righteous, Jianxin said: "I don't know and I don't dare to ask."

Xia Li: "I've exempted you from the time-travel talisman, what else do you want?"

Xiao Yaya stopped talking. She always felt that the gains outweighed the losses. Forget it, I still feel comfortable fighting. I, Queen Yaya, have never lost in a fight.

Tang Sanzang and others packed their things and prepared to go to the South China Sea to rescue people, while Xia Li had to prepare for the ceremony at home, as he was about to get married.

Tang Sanzang drove away everyone in his Zangxin Pavilion, his four wives also left, locked the door, and left Chang'an for Nanhai.

During his time in Chang'an, he lived a very comfortable life, with many beauties at home and running a brothel. It was really the life that everyone yearned for.

However, his reputation in Chang'an City was not good, and many people condemned him. They originally thought that he was a saint who saved the people from fire and water, but they did not expect that he was a sanctimonious bad guy. He really cannot be judged by his appearance.

Two days later.

Tang Sanzang first tamed the white dragon horse Aoxue and took him to the South China Sea, where he summoned two helpers, Empress Huanyinfang and Tushan Yaya, as well as Shen Jianxin.

Among the five of them, Xiao Yaya has the best water skills. The others look out for her, while she dives into the water to release Sun Wukong.

The few of them worked together, and everything went as smoothly as in a fairy tale. After a long absence, the empress' strength increased a lot, and her firewood chopping skills reached the second level. It was no problem to defeat the Dragon King of the South China Sea.

Finally, Sun Wukong's soul was released and went to the underworld to be reincarnated.

Xia Li didn't go. He was always at home and had many things to do.

Chat group.

Xia Li: "Haha, everyone is very successful."

Tu Shan Yaya: "Of course, with me leading the team, everything is very easy. Otherwise, Old Tang would have gone to Tianyu Mountain by now."

Chivalrous and courageous, Jianxin said: "I seem to have done something extraordinary, I actually saved Sun Dasheng."

Xia Li: "It's great."

After the Dragon King of the South China Sea sent the news back to heaven, the heavenly palace immediately began to think of ways to arrest Tang Sanzang, and he went to Tianyu Mountain. Elder Tang used his ability to deceive people and told them.

Finally, Xiaoyu took the Qijing with him and went on the road again. In addition, Bailang shamelessly followed Tang Sanzang. The team to return the Jing to the West was officially established. It was ninety-nine and eighty-one times difficult to get it back, and now it is ninety-nine and eighty-one times difficult to return it. go back.