Qing Kuang
Chapter 19:
"Ah," Huo Ran smiled for a long time, feeling a little tired, and lay back to sigh with pillows again. "You are really a fool."
"Honestly," Kou Chen pulled the zipper up, and found a coat to put on. "Did you just think that I'm going to open up against you?"
"No!" Huo Ran stared at him, "I'm a **** normal person, I wouldn't think so outrageous!"
"Oh," said Kou Chen, sitting beside him, "then what do you guys think?"
"I don't have enough time to think it's okay, I just have a word in my head," Huo Ran said, "What is this stupid going to do? But I guessed at the last second, I think you are wearing some death underwear Chipmunk underwear and the like ... "
"I fuck," Kou Chen laughed, "how could I be so stupid."
"It's more stupid for you to spit up your chicks! This singular brain circuit!" Huo Ran sighed and thought about asking again, "How old was it for your dad to perform this amazing job?"
"Four years old? Or five years old?" Kou Chen thought for a while, "It wasn't yet when he was in elementary school."
"Why is your dad beating you? It's normal for such a small child to be skinny," Huo Ran turned to look at him, "It's normal for you to see him pumping you up while playing this."
Kou Chen smiled for a long time, took the chick keychain and reached out to him: "Cute?"
"Get away!" Huo Ran glared at him.
"Oh, then my brother hated us." Kou Chen pinched the chick and hung the keychain on his backpack.
Huo Ran did not speak, there was nothing to say.
"My dad, very literary. I have had a piano dream since childhood. I didn't learn all kinds of bad luck. I hope I can give him a dream," Kou Chen said. "So I started from three years old. Just sit in front of the piano every day ... "
"You still play the piano?" Huo Ran sat up again in shock.
Kou Chen glanced at him and waved his hand: "I do that thing, I don't."
"You started learning at the age of three, won't you?" Huo Ran was a little confused.
"I have to learn since I was one year old," Kou Chen raised his eyebrows proudly, "don't let anyone try to force me on what I don't want to learn, it's so irritable since the age of three!"
"What then? What has to do with that chick?" Huo Ran asked.
"Who says it has something to do with that chick, I bought the chick last year," Kou Chen tilted him, "this IQ."
"Not as tall as you." Huo Ran nodded.
"I just didn't want to play the piano that day, I didn't want to play a finger, and then I put a chick raised by my sister in the underwear," Kou Chen rubbed his nose, "Tell my dad that the chicken bites me. ** I can't play the piano. "
"... This will not kill you." Huo Ran wanted to laugh very much, but felt that he should not laugh.
This can be regarded as a tragedy story for Xiao Kouchen. A four- or five-year-old child was forced to do nothing, and came up with a method that he thought was superb and reasonable.
But I still want to laugh.
Kou Chen sighed: "It was almost killed, chased from the house to the yard, I was pricked to the **** by iron nails when I climbed the railing, so the nail did not go on, and was pulled back by my dad. ... "
Huo Ran didn't hold back, and laughed very sympathetically. He quickly smiled and waved his hand: "Sorry, I didn't mean it, I couldn't help it ..."
"I want to laugh myself, too." Kou Chen also followed.
"Is death trying to cover the nail hole?" Huo Ran asked.
"No, as for a small scar covered with such a big picture," Kou Chen disdain, "I just want to write a death, the nail-scarred scar is on the **** egg, you want to ..."
"No!" Huo Ran shouted in horror, "No! I don't want to watch it, don't need it! Don't be so polite!"
"Counseling." Kou Chen gave him an evaluation.
"Don't you give me a glimpse of your **** egg?" Huo Ran said, "what's the structure of your brain?"
"My dad said the same," Kou Chen smiled, but soon sighed again. "So no one has played with me since I was a kid."
"Huh?" Huo Ran froze.
"I was so annoying when I was a kid, I had a lot of words, I was able to toss, and I didn't care," Kou Chen recalled, leaning his head, "I also have a bad personality. The children from the neighbors let me fight all over again. , I also hit parents. "
"... Have you played?" Huo Ran asked.
"It can't be beaten, but other people's parents don't dare to hit heavy hands, kick and push and slap or something," Kou Chen said, "I've hit primary school to junior high anyway."
"Only to junior high school?" Huo Ran questioned.
Kou Chen glanced at him and smiled: "I'm fighting differently now than before. I might have started pumping you at a glance at me before."
"Then you will be killed by me." Huo Ran sneered.
"You can't beat me," Kou Chen said, "really, don't argue with me."
Huo Ran recalled Kou Chen's "Flying to Lao Tzu" foot, and nodded: "Okay ... then you are grown up and mature, so you ca n’t beat people all day, have you changed to another day?"
"Still my dad, this man is dressed in the skin of a literary youth, doing the work of a rainy night butcher," Kou Chen said with sorrow and indignation. "He took me to the market and found someone to make a sausage workshop. Let me see that super Large meat grinders, half-fan pigs are put in and they come out directly. It is meat foam. Have you seen it? "
"Watched it on TV," Huo Ran said, "he put you in?"
"Are you mentally retarded!" Kou Chen shouted.
"I just casually asked." Huo Ran said.
"My dad said, son, have you seen that, you are not half a pig? I want to hear someone say that you are fighting, I will put you in," Kou Chen looked dignified. ... I count, a family of three? That really put me in ... "
Huo Ran didn't hold back and almost laughed at his nose, and smiled over his head for a long time: "This can scare you?"
"Yeah, I don't know why. It may be too intuitive. I fucked. The machine, I was standing by it, felt it could be sucked in. It was terrible." Kou Chen rubbed his arms.
"Then ... the fight is going to be called parents," Huo Ran suddenly worried, "what do you do?"
Kou Chen previously said that his dad was used to it, but even if he used it, it was still possible to turn Kou Chen into a pig with a dead head on his buttocks.
"You do me a favor," Kou Chen said, "you will go to my house and tell my dad that I am for justice, in fact, I don't care what justice and injustice, I just can't think of it Hit them, but you have to help me ... "
"Okay, let me help you ... Xu Chuan, they can help you too, why is it me?" Huo Ran asked.
"My dad has seen the two of them, and they have long thought that they are not a fun thing. You are different. You look like a good student or a basketball captain. My dad thinks that what can be a student is good. Child. "Kou Chen said.
"OK." Huo Ran agreed.
Kou Chen didn't talk anymore. He lay down beside him, pillowing his arms, and they looked at the top of the tent together.
The top of this tent is transparent, and when you can see it outside, you probably want to make people feel that it's romantic to lie in the tent to see the stars. In fact, you can't see the fart at night.
At this moment it was not dark and I could see nothing but the drops of water left by the raindrops, sliding down one by one.
He usually came out alone. In this situation, he usually set an alarm clock to sleep for half an hour. Today, if there is an extra person in the tent, he can't sleep even if he wants to sleep.
Then for a while.
"I suddenly thought of a problem," Huo Ran turned his head for a moment, "you just have justice, why do you have to say you want to fight?"
"I really don't," Kou Chen said, "I think they are not pleasing to the eyes because they bully people, but I ... I never have to go wrong because someone has been bullied. I don't have any friends, and I don't care about school anyway. Those **** here. "
"No friends?" Huo Ran looked at him.
"There must be no friends in elementary school, there are fights every day, junior high school and high school, there is always a group of people next to me, watching buddies all over the world," Kou Chen said, "I was actually afraid of me. After I transferred to your school, Xu Chuan and Superman It's my friend. "
"Oh." Huo Ran answered.
"It is estimated that Xu Zhifan can count them," Kou Chen glanced at him, "I don't know if I can count you."
"What do you mean, is there an assessment mechanism?" Huo Ran somehow.
"Then we are friends, aren't you my grandpa and uncle?" Kou Chen asked.
Huo Ran sighed.
"Come here, get up." Kou Chen sat up and pulled him by the arm.
"Why?" Huo Ran sat up reluctantly.
Kou Chen didn't say a word, raised his arm, wrapped his arm around his shoulder, and then turned to stare at him.
"Why?" Huo Ran looked at his hands and looked at him again. "Say whatever you want."
"Okay." Kou Chen patted his shoulder with satisfaction, and released his arm.
Huo Ran was trying to talk. He heard footsteps outside, and then the tent was pulled open. Kou Xiao poked his head in and said, "Hey, then, are there any beasts here?"
"What's wrong?" When Huo Ran heard this, he hurried out.
"There is movement in the woods over there, are there any animals? Yellow sheep?" Kou Xiao looked nervous.
"There are no yellow sheep here. There are too many people in this area. Animals ca n’t come." Huo Ran put on his shoes and stepped out of the tent. When he saw Lao Yang standing on the edge of the forest and looked in, he shouted quickly. "Don't go in alone!"
"I'll take a look," said Lao Yang. "How dare I go in."
Huo Ran turned around and found a small black stick from his backpack: "I'll go and see."
"Is it a snake?" Kou Chen glanced at the stick. "Fuck, you **** step out with a stick?"
"It's not a snake," Huo Ran thumped his arm, and the stick snapped out. "What snake can make such a big movement, can you hear it here?"
"Any more?" Kou Chen asked, "give me one."
"Take a trekking pole," Huo Ran said.
"Fuck." Kou Chen was unhappy, but hesitated and took the trekking pole.
"We just heard the sound of stepping on a tree branch," Lao Yang said. "I didn't see anyone when I came out. It would be said that if it was a fellow or other donkey friend, wouldn't he be hiding?"
"Huh." Huo Ran looked in the forest. It was October now. The forest was not dense. He could see far away at a glance, but he didn't see anyone. "I'll go and see."
"I'll go too." Kou Chen followed.
"Then I ..." Old Yang followed.
"Okay," Kou Xiao said, "go ahead and leave me alone. Everything here, whatever tent baggage and food, will be handed to me as a weak woman. In case of any danger, I will fight it alone. Keep the camp for everyone! "
"I fuck," Kou Chen told her to be happy, "you just say that you can stay with you?"
"Just say you want to go for fun?" Kou Xiao tilted his arms with his arms.
"Brother Yang, please stay with your sister," Huo Ran said. "I'm familiar here. There will be no problems. It may be a small animal. I'll check it."
"Yang Ruidong, you followed, Kou Chen accompanied me," Kou Xiao said, "how can two high school students enter the forest by themselves."
"Ran Ran has been grazing in the wild," Kou Chen said. "Lao Yang, don't hinder me. I'll go."
Huoran ignored their argument and walked straight to the side of the forest with a stick.
These people said they were a little nervous when they heard the sound, but overall they still felt that it was a long-distance outing.
Only Huo Ran knew in his heart that although he had chosen the relatively difficult one on several roads into the mountain, he had already walked for a day. The place of Baimaopo was very remote. Even if there was a village within two kilometers, that village In the case of twenty or thirty households, a small shop sells outdated instant noodles and expired ham sausages. Actually, the body is red noodles without any meaty taste. Bottled water of unknown brands. He still needs it when he drinks it. The kind that can be assured when putting disinfection tablets, such a canteen is also opened because a donkey club will go to supply.
Here is close to the concept of the old forest in the mountains, and Huo Ran will be alert when you hear any unusual movements.
As a result of the argument, Kou Chen prevailed. When he entered the woods, Kou Chen followed from behind, and his trekking stick was poking in the grass and fallen leaves on the ground.
Should be afraid of stepping on the snake.
"Anyone!" Huo Ran shouted.
"Are you folks?" Kou Chen shouted after him.
The rain had stopped for a while, and the surroundings were very quiet. There were no birds calling, only Kou Chen's voice of poking grass.
After walking about 30 meters, the light became dark, Huo Ran stopped and looked at it: "Go back, it should be wrong or a small animal."
"What's wrong?" Kou Chen asked.
"There is no way out on the ground. There are roads where the villagers often go," Huo Ran said. "There are also beastly roads where big animals often go. There is nothing here, it is probably a passing animal."
"Oh." Kou Chen looked down at Lu. "Long posture."
The two slowly walked out of the forest. Kou Xiao and Lao Yang stood beside the forest and stared at this side. When they came out, they immediately asked: "Is there anything wrong?"
"No," Kou Chen said, "just us ..."
Before speaking, Huo Ran heard footsteps behind him, stepping on the leaves, not moving very much, listening to a long distance, but exactly the same as the sound they stepped into the forest before.
Huo Ran turned abruptly.
"Someone!" Kou Chen lowered his voice.
"Old man!" Huo Ran shouted inside.
"Ah!" Someone deep in the forest responded.
Huo Ran breathed a sigh of relief and glanced at Kou Chen.
"Frighten me." Kou Chen put one of his things back into his pocket.
Huo Ran reached into his pocket and touched it. It was a dagger. He looked at Kou Chen: "You still said that I came out with a stick?"
"What to do, you don't even divide me into half and root, I can only find it myself." Kou Chen answered calmly, but with a proud voice in his voice.
When the footsteps in the forest slowly approached, Huo Ran was a little nervous again. There were a lot of people listening, but there were less than five or six people. Under normal circumstances, not so many fellows went to the forest to play together.
"It's ... something wrong," Huo Ran whispered a reminder, and looked back at Lao Yang again. "Too many people."
"Other donkey friends?" Old Yang asked in a low voice, and pushed Kou Xiao again, "You go back to the tent."
Kou Xiao was very cooperative and immediately picked up a thick piece of wood from the ground and got back into the tent.
After a little while, the people in the forest came out. Sure enough, they counted countlessly. Six of them were men. It looks like they are old folks in their clothes and clothing. Two of them are holding wooden sticks in their hands. The other was holding a roll of rope.
"A camper?" A fellow looked at them and asked.
"Yes," Huo Ran smiled and nodded. "How about you hunting?"
"... Um," the fellow stared blankly at them for a moment, pointing at the swing stick in his hand, "why do you take that."
"Self-defense," Huo Ran quickly put away the stick, "we just heard a voice, and thought it was a wolf, a little scared."
"Wolves can't come here," the fellow still stared at them, "how many of you?"
"Just a few of us," Kou Chen looked at Huo Ran and Lao Yang. "We haven't arrived yet. We are late."
A few fellows exchanged their eyes, stared at them again, nodded, and didn't speak again, turned and walked in the direction they came.
Go out for a while and look at them again.
"Fuck me," Kou Chen said until he couldn't see them. "What's the matter? How do I feel like robbing?"
"It's hard to say," Huo Ran frowned. "Sometimes the fellows are not very friendly, or ... they're just like that, they like to ask, but when they ask, they're the same as interrogation ..."
"These few?" Lao Yang looked over there.
"It may be that I went back to Linzi with a beast clip," Huo Ran said, "I'm afraid we will report it. Generally, it won't happen, especially Kou Chen said that we still have people, and there should be others later Donkey come. "
"So now?" Old Yang asked.
"Cooking in a pan," Huo Ran said.
"Okay." Lao Yang nodded with a smile.
When it comes to eating, it is still very pleasant.
Huo Ran was also happy, after all, he was a bit hungry, but as soon as he took a step towards the tent, Kou Chen grabbed his hand.
"Huh?" Huo Ran turned back.
"Isn't that what, that, metamorphosis!" Kou Chen froze in place, holding his hand firmly, his eyes pointing down.
Huo Ran quickly followed his gaze and glanced down. There was a small mulch of wind on the ground, where the sun and rain had broken into scum.
"No," Huo Ran wanted to pull his hand out, but Kou Chen held on. He had to bend down and pick up the rotten mulch. "It's mulch. Do you understand it? It's used by the villagers to build vegetables."
"Membrane?" Kou Chen glanced quickly at his hand, then shook his hand away suddenly, and laughed aloud, "Oh! Membrane, fuck! Earth ... who the **** threw the membrane here? Ah! I fuck! "
Huo Ran could not help laughing.
"Cooking and cooking!" Kou Chen strode over to the tent, took two steps and turned back and pointed at him, with a fierce expression on his face, "If you dare to say this, you're done."
"Let me fly?" Huo Ran said.
"My **** let you fly to the moon!" Kou Chen said after turning around and striding away.
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