Quadruple split

Chapter 1155: People are iron, rice is steel

Real time AM07:26

"Face it, sis."

Elegantly picking up a tissue and wiping his mouth, Ji Xiaodao stood up lightly, left the dining table and came to the beautiful autistic girl who had been squatting on the edge of the sofa in the living room drawing circles. He stretched out his hand and rubbed her lips. The man with short, shoulder-length hair said, "Be good, let's eat."

Ji Xiaoge flattened his mouth and turned his face to the side angrily. He rarely got into a temper with his sister and protested: "I won't eat it!"

"Want something to eat."

Ji Xiaodao looked at his sister who rarely got angry with him in a funny way. He raised his index finger and shook it seriously: "If you don't eat breakfast, you will be lack of energy all day long."

Ji Xiaoge snorted softly, hugged his knees and turned 180 degrees, leaving only a beautiful back for his favorite sister: "If you don't want to eat, I won't eat. I have no appetite! Lose weight!"

"Oh, okay, okay."

Ji Xiaodao sighed helplessly. Ji Xiaodao stood up and walked back to the dining table as if he had given up. While clearing the dishes, he said: "Then I will also lose weight with my sister. If you don't eat breakfast, sister, then I will Skip lunch and dinner, since the weather is so hot anyway, I really don’t have much appetite.”

Then Ji Xiaoge suddenly jumped up and trotted all the way to Ji Xiaodao menacingly. Then he raised his chest, raised his head, put his left hand on his hips, pointed his right hand firmly at the tip of the latter's nose, and said loudly: "Don't eat it..." …Well!"

"Okay, listen to my sister."

Ji Xiaodao, who just two seconds ago quickly stuffed a small steamed bun into his sister's mouth, blinked, then walked briskly around behind Ji Xiaoge, pressed her on the chair, and magically put the steamed bun into her mouth. , wontons, sweet soy milk and a small cup of rice vinegar were restored to the table, and he smiled and said: "Then eat quickly."

"Hey!"

Ji Xiaoge looked sad and tried to act coquettishly.

It probably means that I'm still angry, sister, you can't be like this, at least you can coax me a little longer.

"嘤~"

As a result, Ji Xiaodao, who is usually cold and unsmiling, turned his head, raised his hands in front of his chest like a COS kitten, and blinked pitifully, replicating a more adorable coquettish style.

Then the girl controller, who was originally planning to struggle, broke through the defense directly.

"Damn it!!!"

While stuffing buns into his mouth angrily, Ji Xiaoge shouted with a sad face and slurred speech: "Xiaodao, you are so arrogant and so generous... Woo!"

Ji Xiaodao immediately stuffed the soy milk into the hands of his sister who choked because she was eating too quickly, and helplessly stroked Ji Xiaoge's back to calm her down: "Eat slowly..."

"Ton, ton, ton...woo!"

"I told you to slow down!"

"Hey~"

"Stop giggling and have a good breakfast!"

"OK!"

In this way, under Ji Xiaodao's soft (coquettish and cute) and hard (threat to lose weight) tricks, Ji Xiaoge, who is obviously her sister but is more childish in most situations, finally finished her breakfast and continued to be autistic.

"I thought you loved me, Xiaodao!"

Lying on the table with his cheeks puffed out, Ji Xiaoge put heavy pressure on his sister who was washing dishes and chopsticks.

"Love."

Ji Xiaodao nodded and quickly cleaned up the mess while smiling without looking back: "I love you very much."

Ji Xiaoge continued to pouting like a hamster and said angrily: "But now even you are complaining that my cooking is not delicious..."

“Everyone has their own things they’re good at and things they’re not good at.”

Ji Xiaodao turned on the faucet and flicked the water droplets on his sister's pretty face like a prank: "Actually, sister, you know it yourself, you do have some skills in cooking." Lack of a little bit of talent...well, although from a certain perspective, it can be called another talent."

Ji Xiaoge wrinkled his nose, trotted up to Ji Xiaodao, hugged him, buried his head in the latter's chest, and said dullly: "But Xiaodao, you didn't say that before. Pass!"

"Because we have been living with our parents before."

Ji Xiaodao put his arm around his sister's shoulders and said with a smile: "At that time, even if my sister and mother occasionally made a midnight snack or something, I could ask my father to eat most of it."

"Dad is so happy eating!"

Ji Xiaoge is super loud.

"Didn't Aunt Bai say it before? Dad still practiced, otherwise he would have died long ago when he fell in love with mom."

Ji Xiaodao gave the correct answer very calmly.

"But grandpa also likes to eat the food cooked by mom and me!"

Ji Xiaoge protested strongly.

"Grandpa secretly told me that one of the main reasons why he agreed to his father's relationship with his mother was that his father had promised him, 'I will be responsible for all the cooking of your daughter from now on.'"

Ji Xiaodao argued with reason.

"Xiaodao, you are lying! Every time we eat together, my father is always very diligent in picking up food for grandpa! My mother and I cook it all!"

Ji Xiaoge expressed disbelief.

"Yes, because he has eaten up my mother and wiped her clean, and he also has our two good daughters. What else can grandpa do to him?"

Ji Xiaodao's face was expressionless.

"Wow! Is dad so bad?"

Ji Xiaoge was shocked.

"Isn't daddy bad?"

Ji Xiaodao asked rhetorically.

"..."

Ji Xiaoge was silent, because she suddenly discovered that her father, who did not do his job all day long, and whose biggest hobby was to go to relatives and friends' houses to eat and drink, and squat in front of the school in the middle of the night, put sacks on those boys who pursued him and shot black bricks, it seemed He's really not a good person.

"It's over, Akatsuki."

Ji Xiaoge's expression suddenly collapsed, and he muttered with a sad face: "It's okay if you don't say it. But if you say this, my father's image in my mind seems to have been completely shattered!"

Subconsciously recalling his father's face, which was not ugly but was weak, lazy and flat, Ji Xiaodao couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth: "Sister, don't you still think that your father is a superman? ?”

"Dad said he saved the world."

Ji Xiaoge flattened his mouth and muttered without confidence.

"Yes yes yes~"

Ji Xiaodao nodded very seriously, covered his mouth and chuckled: "He has saved several versions of the world, from running away from the sneezing monster to fighting the square dancers in outer space. In total, there are dozens if not hundreds of times. ”

Ji Xiaoge looked disillusioned: "So dad actually didn't use the Sima jar to subdue the sneezing monster in the alley next to his hometown, nor did he blow up the Square Dancer's flagship with their anti-matter weapons, nor did he 'Beautiful Girl Comrade Black Is this the stage name ‘Tuxedo Mask’?”

"elder sister……"

Ji Xiaodao twitched the corner of his mouth and said seriously: "I feel that the conversation between us is gradually slipping to the preschool level."

"well!"

Ji Xiaoge let out a long sigh and said aggrievedly: "Okay, no more joking, Xiaodao, do you think my craftsmanship can be saved?"

"..."

"Xiao Dao?"

"Sister, how about we talk about Black Dress Mask."

"Bullying!"

Ji Xiaoge became angry and pouted: "Bad Xiaodao bullies people!"

The exhausted sister covered her forehead and said earnestly: "Sister, you have to face reality."

"Well……"

Ji Xiaoge pursed her lips, a hint of cunning suddenly flashed in her eyes, and then murmured thoughtfully: "Well, that's true. After all, I am also a big girl. I will get married in the future. If I don't overestimate my ability, If I try to challenge the impossible, I feel that I will be very sorry for my husband’s family!”

The next moment, the warmth brought by the hot summer was swept away, and a cold murderous intention flashed in the eyes of the girl wearing a black nightgown and a pink apron, but she saw her lips parted slightly, exhaling like blue. , uttered a lazy, indifferent, slightly high-pitched voice, full of murderous intent: "Huh?"

"Um?"

Ji Xiaoge blinked his eyes in a particularly pure and ecstatic manner: "Is there something wrong with what I said?"

"Of course not, sister."

Ji Xiaodao narrowed his eyes slightly and said calmly: "To conquer a man's heart, you must first conquer that man's stomach. Of course, that also includes the stomach of your husband's family as you mentioned just now."

Ji Xiaoge suddenly showed a smile of success and said coyly: "But I don't have a boyfriend yet!"

"It's okay, so that you won't be in a hurry when the time comes, sister, you can start training with the Love Bento."

Ji Xiaodao took a deep breath, and then added slowly: "But training is training, I don't want to eat it."

Obviously, it's not that she didn't see the conspiracy of her sister, it's just that she was more inclined to prioritize how to destroy...well, how to conquer the stomachs of Ji Xiaoge's future husband and his family than such trivial matters.

"Why!"

"No harm to the family."

"Xiaodao, you just said you wanted to conquer the stomachs of my husband's family!"

"No harm will come to your own family."

"I am so sad!"

Ji Xiaoge was about to cry.

"It's okay, sister, I'll be there to help you."

In view of the fact that our country has a complete set of punishments, Ji Xiaodao still has no intention of letting his sister independently develop the love bento. After all, not everyone is as tough as his father.

"Oh, no fuss, no fuss, but I saw a recipe for snacks in a magazine a few days ago. It's very simple. Can my sister make it for you?"

"..."

"Xiaodao, you can always supervise and teach me! Let's strictly follow the recipe!"

"..."

"Okay~no~okay~"

"..."

"Teach~teach~sister~sister~well~"

"Sister, you have to... do as I say."

"Okay! Teacher Xiaodao!"

"That's right, Xiaodao, did you know! Wang Yu, Mo Tan and I are going to have an online gay session today!"

"ah?"

"Yeah! It's rare to get together in a game. We plan to have a good get-together in Academy City!"

"Just you three?"

"Well……"

"Um?"

"actually……"

Real time AM11:47

City B, Dexin District, Motan's apartment

"Although I knew it wouldn't end so easily, this feeling is really terrible."

He had been sitting on the sofa all morning. Although he went downstairs to feed the cat, he only went downstairs to feed the cat. Mo Tan, who had not eaten breakfast, gone for a morning run, or even washed up, murmured with a haggard look on his face. , looking extremely tired.

There is nothing wrong with him physically, but mentally, he is under tremendous pressure at this moment.

There is no other reason. Not long ago, Mo Tan said goodbye to the fun-loving group in the game and was walking towards the Linyin Inn... very suddenly and without warning, his whole body broke into pieces.

Although he did not contact Wang Badan at that time, and the surrounding environment was completely deserted. The character of "Mo" would probably disappear directly into the realm of innocence, but the "fragment" itself still made him feel very special. Uncomfortable.

There are so many reasons that there is no need to go into details.

All in all, Mo Tan is very resistant to this feeling of being completely unable to control himself and extremely uneasy, no matter which personality he has.

But he could only resist...

Although Mo Tan is a person who is very good at solving problems (in a sense, he is also very good at creating problems), he has still not found a way to improve his 'fragment' problem in the past six months. It's not the same as my atypical split personality.

Throughout the whole morning, he passively switched personalities twice, but whether he found that the time had inexplicably changed to seven o'clock when he left the cabin, he was in a confused 'Lawful Good' state, or he simply let his mind go after feeding the cat. Whether it's the state of 'chaotic neutrality' where I caught up on my beauty sleep on the sofa, or the state of 'absolute neutrality' that lasts until I wake up and shiver, there is no motivation to solve the problem.

If it could be solved, it would have been solved long ago.

It has been delayed until now, naturally because it cannot be solved at all.

But if we can't solve it, we can't solve it. We should still worry if we should worry...

Although there is no basis for it, Mo Tan always feels that this fragment cannot be a flashback, so if nothing happens, starting from today, he will probably face the situation of being disconnected for several hours every day. .

Fiyali’s business...

Diana’s deception...

Plans to visit Dabbs…

Diesel family entertainment...

The daily lives of Hei Fan and Yu Chen...

Prepare a surprise for Futaba...

These things that may cause trouble at any time, coupled with unstable fragments, are definitely adding insult to injury and driving people to death.

Of course, and the most important thing -

‘Falalalala~falalalala~’

Just then, a cheerful ringtone rang in his pocket. Mo Tan took out his phone with a long sigh and looked down. A subtle look suddenly appeared on his face. He paused for several seconds before pressing the answer button: "Hello? It's Xiaodao. Classmate?"

"Yes, I hope you won't be disappointed."

Ji Xiaodao's slightly trembling voice came from inside, and after a brief pause, he continued: "Is it convenient to talk now?"

"Well, it's quite convenient."

"That's good, I heard... ugh... you and your sister are going to... ugh! See you... in the game tonight."

"Uh, Akatsushima-san, are you okay?"

"It's okay, tell me quickly, do you want to meet?"

"Well, there is indeed such an arrangement, ah! But Yuchen is also here, so you must not be too much..."

"I didn't think much about it. Actually, I just wanted you to keep an eye on another person."

"you mean?"

"Woo!"

"Are you okay? It sounds like something is not good! What happened..."

"sweet……"

"sweet?"

"dessert."

"dessert?!"

"Yeah, dessert."

Chapter 1,148: End

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