Quadruple split
Chapter 1630 Vulgar Taste
"Positive energy?"
Although she is whiter and sweeter, Xue Yin is not stupid. When she heard this, she immediately raised her eyes and looked at Mo Tan, who had an extremely warm smile. Her eyes were as clear and pure as she was pure: "To be honest, Yes, Teacher M, even if you write twenty songs, not one of them may be positive. Although I also think that based on this alone, I would arbitrarily conclude that you are not a good person, but... it is still a bit too suspicious."
Mo Tan blinked hard, tears seemed to well up in his eyes, and his voice became choked: "Look at my sincere eyes -"
"I do not watch."
Xueyin was also a cheerful girl. She turned around 180 degrees with her little hands behind her back, saying she didn't want to look at it.
Mo Tan curled his lips and sighed leisurely: "Smart women are not cute."
"I'm not smart, I just feel that my soul wavelength is very similar to Teacher M's, so I can guess whether you are talking nonsense."
Xue Yin playfully turned her head and winked at Mo Tan, and said with a smile: "So what kind of organization is it? Let's agree in advance. I still want to continue singing. It's also useful to keep my kidneys. MLM or a tour group in northern Myanmar or something like that." It’s free of charge. We can discuss everything else. Ah, drug-related things are not allowed! Ordinary smuggling or something like that I think is fine~”
Listen, listen to these shocking remarks. To be honest, most people may have had their views shaken after talking to Xue Yin up to this point, but at this moment, Mo Tan is worthy of having a "soul wavelength" similar to that of Xue Yin. Not only can the man easily keep up with this super idol who speaks astonishingly, but he can even still hold on to the topic even under such circumstances——
"You're overthinking, honey."
Mo Tan waved his hand with a smile and said in a very understated tone: "In order to avoid further deepening your misunderstanding, I must explain in advance that the charity organization I hope you will join...well, although its main business may It may not be a charity, in short, it is not an offline organization, but something similar in nature to a small fan club in [The Boundary of Innocence], do you understand?”
Xue Yin nodded immediately, then clapped her little hands without hesitation, and said cheerfully: "Then there will be no problem!"
"No, that's no problem."
Mo Tan also laughed, then walked up to Xueyin and stretched out his right hand: "Yeah——"
"yeah--!"
Xue Yin happily high-fived Mo Tan and said happily: "Then the matter is settled."
"Well, it's settled."
Mo Tan took out a handkerchief from his bag and wiped his hands carefully while showing an eight-tooth smile: "Welcome to the [Harlequin Card]."
Xueyin put her hands together on her cheeks and smiled sweetly: "Okay~!"
"Well, then it's okay."
Mo Tan nodded slightly, then walked around Xue Yin and sat on his chair. He picked up the two pieces of parchment on the table and read it. He said without raising his head: "Go write a song."
Xueyin blinked: "Huh?"
"What are you talking about? Let's go write a song."
While Mo Tan scanned the contents on the parchment quickly and efficiently, he said casually: "This idol, you don't want your fans to know that you don't do your job every day, do you?"
Xue Yin was stunned for a moment, then suddenly smiled exaggeratedly: "Hehe, yes, yes, of course I don't want everyone to know about this kind of thing, so Teacher M... what should I do?"
"Go write songs."
"..."
Xue Yin was speechless. After a while, she wrinkled her nose and walked behind Mo Tan. She held the back of the chair and began to shake it vigorously: "Then why did I promise you to join the [Harlequin Card] just now?"
"Save me a beating."
Mo Tan was completely undisturbed and said without looking back: "Don't forget, I originally planned to go to the arena to open a room and beat you up."
Xue Yin was anxious at that time and said hurriedly: "That's because I said I wanted a song, and it cost my life! And Teacher M, didn't you promise me to change it?"
Mo Tan nodded: "Yes, I'll let you play the clown card instead."
Xue Yin clapped her hands vigorously: "Yes, then I will enter the clown card!"
Mo Tan continued to nod: "So go write songs now."
Xue Yin's eyes widened: "Didn't I agree to join the organization?"
Mo Tan's tone was very impatient: "That's right, so didn't I beat you?"
Xueyin: "..."
The girl was silent. Although she felt that there must be something wrong, she didn't know how to refute Mo Tan's unreasonable sophistry. Moreover, Xue Yin instinctively felt that even if she followed the rhythm and refuted, she would not be able to refute it. What came down to greet me was probably a rape of logic many times worse.
So this smart girl immediately changed her strategy, put her two little hands on Mo Tan's shoulders, and coquettishly said: "Let's chat for a while longer, Teacher M~ This is our first time worth remembering anyway. Let’s meet!”
"To be precise, this is just the first time you have met me."
Mo Tan really didn't continue to criticize people. He just took out a copy of "The Underworld Student's Personal Expert" from the drawer and flipped through it boredly and said, "I've seen you before..."
"Eh!?"
Xueyin immediately let out a soft cry and said in surprise: "Teacher M, you have seen my concert!"
Mo Tan nodded: "I've seen it..."
Xue Yin circled around Mo Tan like a whirlwind and asked with bright eyes: "Which one? Which one!?"
"Which one?"
Mo Tan scratched his cheek and said casually: "It happened quite often. I can't remember the exact number."
“Ohhhhh!!!”
Xue Yin became more and more excited, holding Mo Tan's hands and shouting with emotion: "Teacher M! I didn't expect you to like me so much, so be it! If you come to the next concert, I will ask Xiao An to make arrangements for you. How about a backstage position, or let you bring a bass on stage? We can interact..."
"What are you talking about?"
Mo Tan turned his head and glanced at Xue Yin, who was full of excitement, and frowned: "Why should I go to your concert with nothing to do? Do you know how much a ticket for your concert costs now? You look at me like Such a wealthy person?"
Xue Yin nodded without hesitation: "Like!"
Mo Tan raised his eyes and said with a smile: "I disappoint you. I have to go without food and drink for at least half a month to save up for the cheapest third-class ticket. I may not be able to grab it."
"I'll support you."
Xueyin blurted out these four extremely lethal words without hesitation, but she herself felt that there was nothing wrong with it. After all, if Teacher M was willing to write lyrics for a fee, there would be no way she would worry about it for financial reasons. I have been using other people's words for these years. If I really want to convert it into market price, even the friendship price would have to be a quite huge number.
"A very constructive proposal."
Mo Tan smiled faintly and said casually: "I will consider it, but forget it now. After all, I had no intention of going to an offline concert from the beginning. There is no need to really go without food or drink."
Xueyin flattened her mouth and muttered: "So, Teacher M, what you are looking at is actually..."
"What's the problem with this online concert? Didn't you say it yourself? As long as I like listening to your songs, the form of support doesn't matter at all."
While turning the pages of the book at the speed of quantum reading, Mo Tan said lazily: "I applaud every time I watch the live broadcast. I don't have to love you any less than anyone else."
Xue Yin twitched her lips and sat on the edge of the table dejectedly: "If you could just look at me when you spoke, or if you hadn't killed me just now, I might have believed that you loved me."
"With great love comes great responsibility."
Mo Tan sighed leisurely, and then said seriously: "Go and write songs."
"I know, I know, I'll be there in a minute. Really, I only have so much time at my disposal every day."
While shaking her body rhythmically, Xue Yin complained: "Teacher M, you have a lot of leisure time. I was almost exhausted a few years ago. I really couldn't squeeze out any time. It was like being chased away by a dog when I was eating. It’s like I’m doing this, that is, I don’t waste my sleep in the realm of innocence, otherwise I would really be depressed by work at this young age.”
"You will not."
Mo Tan shook his head and chuckled: "You like your job."
"I...uh, okay, it seems that's true."
Xue Yin, who found that she could not refute, dropped her shoulders in frustration and sighed: "But sometimes people also want to have a good rest. Teacher M, you don't know. I went to Paris last month and had no chance to eat." Even if we have a decent French meal, we have to rely on KFC for three meals a day.”
Mo Tan was expressionless: "I really envy people like you who can eat KFC three times a day."
"Teacher M, please stop teasing me."
Xueyin, who knew very well that the other party didn't really care about money, pouted and changed the subject in a brisk tone: "By the way, where are you from, Teacher M?"
"Earthling."
Mo Tan gave the answer without thinking.
"Well……"
Xue Yin choked for a moment, and then asked: "Well, I have always thought that we are about the same age. How old are you, Teacher M?"
"sixty-five."
Mo Tan lowered his eyes and glanced at the lines of words that were plainer than white water and boring than tree bark, and casually made a large number.
"Ha...ah haha, sixty-five is amazing."
Xue Yin laughed twice and continued to try hard to continue the conversation: "Teacher M, what's your zodiac sign? I'm a Taurus."
"I'm a Rhinoceros."
Mo Tan replied instantly.
"Hello!"
Xue Yin finally couldn't bear it any longer. Her defense was broken by Rhinoceros. She grabbed the book in Mo Tan's hand, stared at the expressionless latter with resentful eyes, and said angrily: "How have I offended you?" !”
"You don't write songs when you have time to play games."
Mo Tan crossed his legs and looked at the girl in front of him who was pretty cute but only cute when she wasn't singing and dancing: "And she can eat three KFC meals a day."
Snapped!
Xue Yin slapped her palm on the table and said seriously: "This is no reason at all!"
"Okay, then you might as well understand it as——"
Mo Tan suddenly laughed, but the eyes he met with the genius idol in front of him remained calm: "Because it was quite a coincidence, so after I recognized you, I said hello and even added you as a friend. You let me in for a chat, but after thinking about it briefly, I felt that this was not a positive change, so I didn’t want to talk to you anymore.”
Xueyin was stunned at that time: "Eh?"
"You can also forget about joining [Harlequin Card] just now. You can also give me the DEMO after you have delayed enough. Don't worry, today's episode will not affect your relationship with Teacher M. Our cooperation will continue. , until you graduate from your current identity, or I graduate from my current identity."
Mo Tan calmly looked at Xue Yin, who was a little uneasy, and showed a very reliable smile: "You don't have to think too much. The reason why I changed my attitude suddenly was because I simply felt that the relationship in the past was more suitable for us. I don’t mean to alienate you.”
After a long silence——
"There's no need for you to distance yourself. We're already far apart."
Xue Yin, whose eyes gradually became sharper, broke the silence, stared at Mo Tan, who had fallen asleep in the chair at some point, and hummed: "Teacher M, you are not worried about 'that', are you? Then you must be thinking Not to mention, I went on a date with an incredibly handsome senior last week."
Mo Tan immediately opened his eyes and asked with interest: "Oh? Then what?"
"Nothing more. I can only say that I'm different from other girls. I can't handle handsome guys from the sports department."
Xue Yin shrugged, spread her hands and said: "Well, it seems that the literature and art department is not very good. I dated the band's guitarist for a few days in the first half of the year, but in the end I felt that we couldn't get along at all. This still knows my identity as 'Xue Yin' As for people, in short, you don’t have to worry that I will be the kind of fanciful lyricist who I have never met before, and want to be your friend on the basis of dating. Although we are idols, our private lives are still quite rich. "
Mo Tan nodded and then asked: "So, would it be convenient to reveal the most exciting, excessive, and unforgettable experience in your rich private life?"
"The senior drank the drink that I took a sip of. Although I used a straw, he didn't."
Xue Yin immediately covered her red face and screamed in a low voice: "Ah - indirect kissing is so embarrassing!"
"That's really too much."
Mo Tan echoed in a serious tone, then raised his hand and pointed in God knows which direction: "Get out of here."
Xueyin: "..."
She didn't speak or leave, she just stared at Mo Tan with an unconvinced expression, and a deep sense of grievance in her eyes.
I stared like this for ten minutes.
finally--
"You have to know."
Mo Tan, who rarely sighed deeply under his current personality, did not ignore Xue Yin to the end, nor activated his authority to expel the latter, pinched his eyebrows, and said softly: "It's different from the lyrics you saw. , I am not a person who has escaped from vulgar taste. In fact, I am more vulgar and have a bad taste than most people."
"Well, let me tell you a secret."
Xue Yin grinned and pointed happily at her little face: "Although I am an idol that many people like, I can actually poop and fart, and it's not strawberry-flavored or red-pink."
"What you said is so disgusting!"
"Because I can't get anywhere~"
Chapter 1621: End
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