Quadruple split
Chapter 2239: Stripping Underpants
One thing to say, although I didn’t expect the old man to enter the state so quickly, when he read out the names of the five contestants: Nuan Yuqingfeng, Nannan Nan, Tianjibian, Zhaohao and Huohong, the audience watching the live broadcast was filled with emotions. They were relatively calm, and there were even quite a few people who didn't care who these guys were, and they discussed the legendary producer 'Liu Yu' with their friends.
However--
When the five names of 'Nuan Nuan Mom', 'Nanny Dad', 'Da Zhuang Mom', 'Xiao Tian Dad' and 'Foodie Dad' were read out by this fashionable old man with an inexplicable pained tone, all the audience I was basically stunned, and my expression probably belonged to the state of →(O_O)←.
There is no other reason. For a game, the sense of inconsistency among these character IDs is really too strong.
It is true that with the players' creativity that has absolutely no bottlenecks, even [this game] still has a lot of names that are confusing to people, such as "Romeo spends the night with the pig" and other weird IDs, but let's just say To be honest, compared to these five tough guys from the [Parents Are Tired] team, the name Boss Luo is actually very suitable for today’s trends.
It’s not that someone’s mother and father are more outrageous than someone sleeping with a pig overnight on a whim, but the problem is that if these IDs appear in some middle-aged discussion groups, it won’t be a big problem, but with game IDs It is somewhat rare for the form to appear in [The Realm of Innocence], but to appear in the top eight battle of this level...it feels like it is not rare, but a curiosity.
So, as expected, all the people offline who were watching the game in front of their devices, and the players online who were watching the game in public or private spaces, all fell into an eerie silence at this moment.
"Um……"
The beautiful woman in the commentary box coughed lightly and said in a somewhat uneasy tone: "Considering that both teams' players have chosen to keep the information confidential to the highest degree, when we came to the live broadcast room and saw the updated commentary auxiliary screen, , there is no way to directly check the game IDs of both players, so dear viewers, we are actually equally surprised. "
The good wife also nodded slightly and said in her usual calm tone: "The main reason is that we didn't pay much attention to this in the previous top 16 matches, so we really didn't understand these carefully... uh..."
"These are outrageous names."
Mr. Liu Yu, who did not use the stage name he used when he was young. After learning about his destiny, he only used his real name to be active in the industry. He took over the conversation and clicked his tongue: "To be honest, this name is not uncommon at all. My daughter and son-in-law This is also the case in the parent group and the owner group. Let’s put it in this game. Although it is a bit inconsistent, it is acceptable. After all, people naturally like to think of themselves as mom and dad after having children, but... can you stand up to these personalities? It’s really amazing that ID reached the top 16 in your [Inquisition Battle].”
Xue Yin blinked and asked curiously: "Grandpa Liu, do you mean that people with names in this format are generally weak?"
"Hahahahaha, that's not what you said."
Liu Yu laughed, waved his hand and said: "It's not a matter of being weak or not. It's that most players with such names have long since shifted their focus from playing games to family, career, partners, and children. How can they have time to spend time with them?" If you want to focus on studying games just for leisure and entertainment, it is really difficult to get to this point in regular games. "
Xue Yin blinked and continued curiously: "But professional gamers can be considered a career, right? In this way, your career and gaming will not be delayed!"
"Teacher Xueyin is right."
Mr. Liu nodded and said happily: "But the problem is that although most clubs do not have any strict requirements for the game IDs of their players, they will not allow such overly personalized nicknames to proliferate. Well... if... For a star player like Awakening Dragon, it is usually allowed to change his name to so-and-so’s dad, but of course, something with a derisive meaning like ‘Luseil’s dad’ is not allowed.”
The beauty chuckled and said happily: "Teacher Liu Yu, your example is really arrogant."
"The main reason is that I have a good reputation, get along well with the kids, and I'm not too afraid of offending people."
The old man smoothed his beard and said in a very brisk tone: "You guys, don't talk to me about the same teacher. It sounds really tiring. If you don't mind, just call me Lao Liu."
"No problem, then you can call me Xiaomei, call her..."
The beauty blinked, and after a brief silence, she directly asked the good wife: "What do you call me?"
"Call me Xiaoye."
The good wife smiled helplessly, and finally chose to betray her surname, which was not so difficult to pronounce.
"Then Grandpa Liu, just call me Xiaoxue!"
Xue Yin raised her little hand and shook it in a particularly gregarious manner. She stared at the old man with her big bright eyes and blinked. She said sweetly: "My enlightenment game is the extremely evil origin of your being a producer." , that one is really fun!”
The old man chuckled and asked slyly: "Because I always emphasize my favorite movie "Origin of Evil: Chaos" in every interview, so many people will deliberately mention it when chatting later, but they don't know that I like this movie the best. The reason is not because I think the game is so fun, but because it allowed me to get to know my wife.”
"Eh?"
Xue Yin's eyes widened in surprise, and she said in astonishment: "But I think it's really fun, at least it's the most fun among the stand-alone games when you were the producer!"
The old man was also stunned and asked curiously: "Shouldn't you change the focus of the topic to the meeting between my wife and I?"
"I'm curious about that too."
Xue Yin frowned slightly and pouted, "But Origin of Evil is really fun!"
The legendary producer, who originally thought that the super idol in front of him had just read a few comments on the Internet and had never encountered that kind of old game, touched his beard and hesitated: "Then tell me the scene that you think is the most fun. Listen."
"In terms of impact alone, I think it was the scene where Leona was cut in half to save the black ball. After all, the foreshadowing done before was so good that I never expected that the character I had been operating for more than ten hours would end up like this. Die in an unknown corner."
Xue Yin expressed her opinion without hesitation, and continued after hesitating for half a second: "But if I want to talk about beauty, the instructor who has been taking care of me was swallowed up by the evil, and with that one he was not contaminated until the end. When he stared at me and asked me to choose whether I should die or he should die, really, the scene where the camera zoomed directly into his eye and then transitioned to the spiritual world was so beautiful! "
As soon as these words came out, the old man who was originally much calmer in front of Xueyin than the three guests Gugujiang, Tianyuan and Weiwei Ammonia, who could even be said to be calm and calm, immediately opened his eyes wide: "Are you really kidding?" Yes?! That game should be about the same age as your parents?"
"Classics will last forever. It's so hard to find good games like Pain and Darkness with a few hits in the middle. As for the picture quality, I actually think it's better to play with the mouse in front of the computer than using a helmet and a game cabin. The keyboard suits me better.”
Xue Yin nodded happily to the old man, and then added: "Ah! Except for the realm of innocence! I really like playing this too!"
“What about ‘Olathe War’?”
As the producer of Olathe War Chronicles, who had been robbed of nearly 60% of the player's nightly online rate during this year, Mr. Liu couldn't help but ask this question.
But Xue Yin still didn't hesitate at all and replied instantly: "It's not as fun as the Innocence Realm!"
"Ahem, Teacher Xueyin..."
The Good Wife, who was very aware of the impact [Innocent Bound] had on the large-scale role-playing spiritual virtual game [Olathe War] in the past year, immediately coughed lightly and reminded someone. The super idol should speak calmly and don't let the man known as the 'Father of Olathe' get angry.
"Hahahahahaha~"
As a result, instead of getting angry in a hurry, the old man burst into hearty laughter. He laughed out of breath for a long time before shaking his head and saying: "Not bad, not bad. It's been almost a year, and you are still the first one." I told you that Olathe Wars is not as fun as Innocence!"
Xue Yin also laughed and said with a smile: "I have played many games made by you. I can guess that you won't mind this kind of thing."
"Tsk, tsk, you've played a lot of my games. It's been almost a year, and you're the only kid who can tell the truth."
The legendary producer smacked his lips, spread his hands and said, "But isn't this pretty good? There hasn't been a competing product here in Olathe for many years, and I haven't had any personal breakthroughs in these years, and I can't even see a direction. Well, it turns out it’s good now. As soon as your game came out, the production team was so excited that I even regained the feeling of staying up late making up gameplay while cursing my mother.”
The beauty scratched her hair and said with a cheerful smile: "Hey, Mr. Liu complimented me."
"The person I asked you to call me is Lao Liu, not Lao Liu. Hey, forget it, you girls can do whatever makes you happy."
The old man shook his head, and then asked with great interest: "Speaking of which, does your [Inquisition and Controversy] have to have another session?"
The beauty was stunned for a moment and said hesitantly: "This... maybe there is one?"
"You have to have it, you have to have it, otherwise you will become a charity."
The old man nodded and asked: "The next competition, based on your background, can you also arrange for NPCs who have a good relationship with the players to participate? After all, those NPCs whose intelligence is no different from ordinary people have already broken the concept of players. Since it exists, cross-border linkage shouldn’t be a big problem, right?”
"Ah this..."
"But legends shouldn't work. If it is held once a year, then according to the world view of the Innocence Realm, only one percent of the players who can advance to the epic level will be able to advance to the epic level. And among these epic players, only 1% of them will be able to advance to the legendary level. I’m afraid there’s not a single one.”
"Mr. Liu, you..."
"Also, although you promised not to release expansion packs or anything like that, there should be a relatively large-scale update after this competition, right? Is the questionnaire from the Quagmire Newspaper two months ago from your official website? "Handwriting?"
"We don't know about this kind of thing..."
"I don't know? It's impossible. I think you guys are more like the executives of [Innocence Boundary] than commentators. After all, I didn't receive any commentary scripts after I accepted the invitation. In other words, you commentators The authority is absolutely incredible.”
"Old Liu!"
The beauty interrupted the chattering old man with serious words, and said helplessly: "If you continue to pick up the underwear of our game, I will have to invite you to watch the game backstage."
"Ha ha ha ha."
The old man was so happy that he clapped his hands and said happily: "I won't say it any more. What I just said is just revenge for the children in the production team who crave your heat every day to the point of high blood pressure."
"Thank you, Mr. Liu, for your understanding."
The virtuous wife immediately followed the other party's words and ended the topic, saying softly: "Then, let's get back to the point. Now both teams are ready and will enter the game soon. I wonder what Teacher Xueyin and Mr. Liu think of this game?"
"I don't have any opinion."
The old man spread his hands and said very bluntly: "If you want to ask me about those professional boys and girls, or Cordoba and Yege who are in the limelight recently, I can say a few words, but I don't know these two teams at all. If I want to say anything, I can only wait until the game starts."
Xueyin took another approach and said seriously: "I think there should be some grudges between these two teams. The team names are too antithetical."
"Indeed!"
The beauty took a deep breath, her eyes shining, and said: "I think my gossip soul has been ignited! By the way, do you have a team that you like? ? Honey, you go first. "
"Me?"
Seeing that the beauty looked at her first, the virtuous wife said in a very cooperative manner: "It should be the 'parents' team. If you want to know why, I used this format of group name cards when my children were in elementary and middle school!"
"Very good and very kingly, I think the 'children' team is more intimate. The main reason is that I didn't study well when I was a child. There were several times when I wanted to cheat (using Shikigami) in exams and was severely punished by my parents. "
The beauty shrugged and turned to look at Xueyin and Liu Yu: "Where are the two teachers?"
Xueyin immediately raised her little hand and said loudly: "I stand for the children! Xueyin is always sixteen years old!"
"I am now the parent of a big family, so I stand for the parents."
The old man smiled and controlled the situation to a 2-2 tie. Then he was about to say something, but when the screen lit up after the two players finished loading the game, his eyes widened and he was visibly stunned.
The beautiful lady who didn't notice this was concentrating on her duties as the host, and said in her pleasant and clear voice: "Then, both players have finished loading, and the game is about to begin..."
"Red!?"
Chapter 2230: The End
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