Quadruple split

After a while, the Ito family

"So you two lost more than 20 games in a row?" Ji Xiaodao, wearing a black trench coat, leaned against the sofa, with a hint of surprise on his cold face: "Unbelievable..."

Yidong lay on the table with a dejected look on his face. There were various cards, chess pieces, instructions and game tokens scattered around him. There seemed to be substantial resentment flowing behind him: "Although I really didn't win much when playing this kind of game with someone." Yes, but who knew the three of them were so inhuman."

"Seriously agree." Also lying on the table was Wan Yang. This tall, cheerful young man had dull eyes and a gloomy face, like a frustrated little daughter-in-law: "I already owe Kang Lan twelve tons. Rice, eight meals for Mo Tan... The worst thing is that I owe classmate Yuchen three meals and she still says she doesn't need it... Ah, I'm going to die..."

Yuchen twisted his body uneasily, shrank his neck and whispered, "I don't have to...well, don't bother."

"It doesn't matter, those three meals can be counted on me." Mo Tan chuckled and winked at Wan Yang: "As a pawn of Her Majesty the Saint, the low-level priest Hei Fan is very happy to accept your gambling debt on her behalf. .”

Wan Yang glared at him fiercely: "Never!"

"Tsk, tsk, bad contract spirit." Mo Tan glanced at Wan Yang with disdain and shook his index finger: "No wonder you don't have a girlfriend~"

Wan Yang was shocked: "How the hell do you know I don't have a girlfriend!"

"From a subjective point of view, because the whole house is filled with the fragrance of single dogs." Mo Tan shrugged and smiled lazily: "From an objective point of view, I can make one based on your walking speed. An analysis of about 30,000 words, and finally a strict, rigorous and serious conclusion of 'You are a virgin', do you want to listen?"

Everyone was shocked!

Wan Yang was relieved immediately and looked at Mo Tan as if he had seen a ghost: "No!"

Kang Lan let out a burst of laughter.

Ji Xiaodao glanced at Mo Tan expressionlessly: "Bitch."

As for her sister Ji Xiaoge...well, let's not mention Ji Xiaoge for now...

Yu Chen was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Mo Tan beside him with some confusion: "Huh?"

Yi Dong gave Mo Tan a meaningful look: "Ahem!"

Yidong is a very tolerant person. Of course, this is not necessarily innate. After all, if he is not tolerant, Mo Tan will drive him crazy sooner or later. But he is also a very delicate person, so Idong not only He immediately discovered that Mo Tan's personality had changed, and also noticed that Yu Chen, who had been getting along with the latter (in the game), seemed to be confused, so he quickly sent a vague reminder.

[Ha~ It seems that I have been a little slack in the game recently...]

Mo Tan understood what his best friend meant almost instantly, so he immediately adjusted his attitude and smiled kindly at Wan Yang: "It's just a joke, don't mind."

"I don't mind." Wan Yang looked up and fell on the sofa with a frown, curled up into a big pile, and said in a sullen voice: "After all, I even know that Gu Gujiang is a mother, no matter how much It doesn’t matter if you get a little hit, but you are too sharp..."

Yu Chen shook his head slightly: "Mo Tan seemed a little different just now, well, it was a little weird."

"Is there any?" Kang Lan blinked curiously, looked at Yi Dong and snickered: "I think it's almost the same. I still have the recording of someone owing food last time."

Yi Dong: "..."

Yuchen shrank his neck: "Well, I just... said that..."

[This girl is so sharp! 】

[Oh, there is really no one else with this figure~]

Yi Dong and Mo Tan sighed in their hearts at the same time, but the content seemed to be somewhat off.

"Speaking of which." Mo Tan raised his chin in a certain direction and raised his eyebrows: "How long will she continue to laugh?"

On the lazy pier next to Ji Xiao Island, a short-haired girl wearing a beret was hugging her shoulders and laughing softly. Although she was dressed in a neutral style, she still couldn't hide her stunning look. Her face was trembling slightly while she kept making sounds like 'Pfft hahaha...ahhahahaha...the septic tank...has fallen down hahahahaha...', which had been going on for nearly ten minutes.

Of course it was Ji Xiaoge.

As soon as this girl entered the room, she started yelling about the announcement of the Innocence Realm, and then said about the player being transported to the septic tank after going offline and logging back in, "Pfft, pfft hahahahaha ~' point of view, and then it has been maintained in this state until now...it has not stopped.

"Tsk, tsk, although I also think that thing is quite funny, but classmate Xiaoge..." Wan Yang smacked his lips and glanced at Ji Xiaoge in confusion: "Is it an illness?"

Ji Xiaodao, who was standing next to the latter, shook his head and said in a calm tone: "Sister has been like this since she was a child. She is very happy."

Kang Lan also shifted the focus from Ji Xiaoge's appearance to her smile, sighing: "This is more than just happy, hey, she seems to be laughing so hard!!"

"Sister, calm down." Ji Xiaodao's gray eyes flashed with a little embarrassment, and then he gently placed his hands on his sister's waist, exerting slight pressure.

Ji Xiaoge shivered violently, and then jumped up on the spot with a cry of pain: "It hurts, it hurts! Uh... I'm sorry, I didn't seem to be able to control it just now~"

After being forcibly released from the hilarious mode, she stuck out her tongue in embarrassment and sat down again: "I just think that announcement is so funny."

"Understand, understand..."

Everyone nodded.

Mo Tan suddenly stood up and said with a smile: "You guys talk first, I'll leave for a while."

"Where are you going?" Yuchen asked subconsciously.

Yi Dong opened his mouth: "Don't..."

But he still didn't have time to stop him. Mo Tan said seriously almost immediately after Yu Chen asked, "Go and make some contribution to the septic tank."

"Oh... I knew it." Yidong covered his face and sighed.

"Pfft, hahaha..."

Ji Xiaoge couldn't bear it anymore, and Ji Xiaodao, who finally comforted her, immediately glared at Mo Tan fiercely: "Disgusting!"

Yu Chen lowered his head with a blushing face. He felt that Mo Tan was indeed a little strange today. It was obviously fine when he opened the door before...

"Okay, see you guys later~" Mo Tan walked toward the bathroom with a smile. Halfway there, he turned back and blinked: "I'll be right back."

Yidong threw the cushion behind him: "Please rush yourself down after you are done!"

…

one minute later

Mo Tan locked the bathroom door casually, then sat on the toilet seat and took out his mobile phone. While typing in a URL that looked inappropriate, he laughed in a low voice: "It seems that I haven't done anything outside the game for a long time." I've contacted you, let me take a look..."

He landed on a webpage filled with female artists with both virtues and talents, small advertisements for psoriasis treatment, and information about pheasant school admissions, and then found a string of characters at the bottom that were being refreshed rapidly, and there were several slowly sliding letters next to it.

"There is actually a prompt~" He blinked in surprise and laughed softly: "Tell me clearly that the code book is an almanac... Haha, how lonely are you..."

A few minutes later, Mo Tan successfully deciphered the code words.

【Stupid BLACK! I already know who you are! Hurry up and say a few nice words, and my aunt may consider letting you go~]

Mo Tan frowned: "What a mess."

[Hahahahaha, the last message was a lie to you. Are you scared? Seeing as you haven’t replied for so long, are you scared to death~]

Mo Tan twitched the corners of his lips and sighed: "Is this guy trying to show me how talented he is..."

【Hello! It's been a long time since we've worked together to do something. I discovered a particularly bad software company some time ago. Do you want to give them a thrill? 】

"It seems like it's been a long time..."

[You won’t be playing games all day now, right? ! Those little brats are all wondering if Black Sun has retired from the world. Although it is all thanks to me to have such a great reputation, isn’t it inappropriate for you to paddle like this? 】

"You are a little kid yourself, right... It would be more sad if you weren't? Did you stop growing a few years ago?"

【Hey~】

"Here you go, hey."

[Tch, it’s really boring. It’s been super cold recently. I didn’t know it was snowing until I left the house yesterday! Ice cold! ! 】

"..."

【You haven’t been fooled yet! ? 】

"I'm not stupid..."

【Good~nothing~chat~ah~】

"Then go to hell."

Mo Tan just complained while reading Futaba's messages during this period, and then used a board game manual he had seen before as a codebook to send a code word - Is there something wrong with you?

Five minutes later, Futaba's reply was refreshed: "Wow! So you are still alive!"

"I won't die even if you die." Mo Tan curled his lips and replied with a sneer: "Are you in puberty? But you can't afford A."

[I don’t have puberty, but you do. Is it because you are lonely and cold when you are here during the Chinese New Year? Tsk tsk, the ugly and ugly house hiding in the dark basement is so pitiful. 】

Futaba's messages were refreshed quickly.

Mo Tan rolled his eyes and quickly dismissed the other party's message - 'I'm so pitiful that I didn't come here to leave a message complaining about being bored. Aren't you even worse off? ’

[Can you chat? ! 】*20

Mo Tan looked at the characters scrolling crazily on the screen, smiled playfully, and then replied slowly: 'First of all, this is not a place for chatting in the first place. Secondly, I guess you are alone in some dark basement or something. It’s Chinese New Year here, and I feel extremely lonely because I can’t log in to the game. If you guess correctly, please give me a little red flower. ’

one minute later

[Guessed wrong, I'll give you some shit. 】

Futaba's message popped up.

"Such a long time……"

Mo Tan touched his chin with a half-smile: "Did I really guess it right?"

Then he replied: 'Okay, okay, I'll accept this shit. You can go and have fun. I'm having a party with a lot of friends. It's very exciting. ’

two seconds later

Futaba's news came out - [Go to hell, go to hell, I'm happy too~]

"Oh, is that so~"

Mo Tan curled up his lips, then opened the official forum of Innocence, and wandered around leisurely, switching back to the previous page from time to time to take a look.

Sure enough, five minutes later, another message came out - [Hey, are you still there? 】

Mo Tan raised his eyebrows and deliberately waited for a while before replying unhurriedly: 'Here he is. ’

[Tch, didn’t you just say you were going to Kaisen’s party? It is indeed a lie! Sure enough, you are all alone now! In fact, you weren't talking just now and were just reading the forum or something, right? ! 】

Futaba’s message was extremely fast this time.

"You who have been staying in front of this page are not as good as me." Mo Tan chuckled, and then replied neatly: "Yes, you guessed it right, I am very bored at home now, and the game The server has been shut down again. There is nothing to do tonight. It is almost moldy. ’

[Hmph, do you want me to spray you for two or three hours~]

Futaba replied instantly.

Mo Tan smiled, then slowly swiped the screen and typed: 'No need, this kind of life doesn't matter to us, right? I just watched animations, played games, wrote programs, slept, and so on. ’

[That’s right, too vulgar~]

Futaba seemed to agree very much, and then immediately sent another message - [But let’s be a little perfunctory, Happy New Year, BLACK. 】

"I'm such a good person~" Mo Tan shook his head and sighed, then casually replied: 'Happy New Year, do whatever you need to do, I'll catch up on some sleep first~'

[Go away, go away! I went to watch animation~]

Mo Tan casually exited the webpage, then put away his mobile phone, unbuttoned his belt, took off his pants, and started to put on the large size.

…

fifteen minutes later

Mo Tan walked back under everyone's horrified gazes and smiled sheepishly: "Long time waiting."

"It's been a really long wait!" Yi Dong pointed at the clock on the wall, jumped up and said loudly: "Just now, some of us were wondering whether you really pushed yourself down!"

Yuchen immediately shook his head innocently, lowered his head and whispered timidly: "I didn't guess..."

"Ahem, no one really guesses, Yuchen, don't be nervous." Wan Yang laughed, then winked at Mo Tan: "You're not reporting the situation to your girlfriend, are you?"

Mo Tan sat on a lazy man's pedestal politely, shook his head and said, "No, I'm single."

Yidong immediately nodded quickly: "Yes, no one wants him."

"Ahem, I don't think anyone wants this... uh, forget it." Mo Tan said subconsciously, then shook his head with a wry smile: "Just take it like that."

Ji Xiaoge covered her mouth and chuckled: "It can't be because you have too high expectations..."

Bang bang bang! ! !

There was a huge banging on the door, and everyone in the room was startled.

Yidong stood up immediately and said loudly as he walked out: "Hey, hey, he's here, who is it, tear down the door or knock on the door, don't worry, don't worry... Damn it, Xiaoyu, what's wrong with you, Xiaoyu? !?"

Chapter 226: End