Quadruple split

[There must be something wrong! 】

The above content is the only reaction that the three people who can clearly see the [Seventh Generation Agricultural Engineering Mecha - Semi-finished Product] can make. Whether it is Mo Tan, whose ability to accept is close to breaking through the sky, or the ability to combine any ingredients into a product with a risk factor as high as Ji Xiaoge, who has nine stars, and Lu Jiang, whose existence itself is a paradox, both think so.

There must be something wrong!

Look at the six words "agricultural engineering mecha", look at the string of soil loosening, drilling, mining, logging, and cultivation that are full of the simple style of the working people, and then look at the heroic and glorious "end of service", To be honest, if you don't read the notes, this thing can even move a Miyoshi primary school student with a low tear point to tears!

but……

but! ! !

What the hell is using a detonator to bomb all units in front of you? What's the point of using a drill to cause continuous penetrating damage to a designated unit? What's the point of using high-explosive shells to cover all units in a designated area? What does it mean to use a chain saw to cut the flesh of a designated target? And the one who is full of goblinistic care and seems to be planning to drag everyone around him to death after his service is over. His stage name is To Die Together! They must be dead together, right? !

At this moment, the three players were choked by the countless grooves stuck in their throats at the same time, so much so that they even lost their language function in a short period of time.

To be honest, the killing machine that Lu Wei showed to everyone... I mean, the agricultural mecha is indeed very domineering. Its appearance is completely different from the traditional engineering mecha. Its height is about five meters, and it seems to be It is made of some kind of black metal that emits a strange red light. Its head is a semicircular metal shell with a red light group whose definition is roughly the same as a 'pupil'. Its limbs are thick and powerful, and a pair of outer The 'feet' with ramming corners and pulleys embedded inside are very wide. There are two rows of blue alloy tubes of unknown meaning extending from behind the part that should be the calf. Visual inspection should be used for instant acceleration or rocket kicking. The most chilling thing is that the two 'hands' of this thing are actually equipped with separate hands where the palms should be...

A silver-white drill bit that was at least half a meter long by visual inspection!

The diameter of one side is also half a meter long. Just looking at it, you can tell that half a pound of flesh will be lost if it touches it!

By the way, on the broad and heavy shoulders of this agricultural engineering mecha, there are also two long boxes that look very similar to bullet chains. The pile of stuff inside is exactly what was specifically explained in the item description. "Goblin detonator with extremely small yield". If Mo Tan is unlucky when using [Luwei's teleportation beacon], he will often come into close contact with those little things. If he doesn't remember it, a single teleportation can kill most of his life. , there is no exaggeration here, 60% of the health value is indeed equivalent to half of the life.

As for the 'high-explosive bomb' that was also mentioned in the item description, Mo Tan didn't see it directly, but no matter how he thought about it, he felt that the armor plate on the chest of this mecha was a bit suspicious, and he always felt that it might attack him at any time. The sides bounced open and something shot out from inside...

In short, apart from the harmless name and skill name, this thing is an undisputed war machine no matter what the size, color, temperament, description and appearance are objectively analyzed!

"Za...ZaZaZaGu!?"

Lujiang sat down on the ground and exclaimed with excitement and horror: "It's Zaku! This must be Zaku!"

"It doesn't look like Zaku, does it?" Mo Tan shook his head, and then whispered something fair: "Looks much stronger than Zaku..."

Ji Xiaoge also took a breath of cold air, and then muttered in a low voice: "If I can also make a fried rice robot..."

"Master Lu Wei! What is this agricultural engineering mecha doing?!"

Upon hearing this, Mo Tan immediately turned around and yelled at Lu Wei, forcibly interrupting someone's train of thought.

"Are you stupid? Agricultural engineering mechas are of course used for farm work." Master Lu glanced at the former with disdain and hummed: "It was the guys from Eleven Mountains who asked me to help them do it. They mainly Responsible for logistics work, what are you looking at? With so many mouths in Tianzhu Mountain, you must eat."

Jadeka, who had just recovered from the shock, laughed sarcastically, and the big old man scratched the back of his head like a primary school student: "I really didn't think of this before~"

"Wood rice is very important!" Ya Ya bit his lip, inserted his waist into his waist and educated Jadeka in a serious manner, and then timidly shook his ears: "Sister Wang Ge's rice... is not rice, eh, It’s not for Wang to eat!”

Ji Xiaoge stuck out her tongue in embarrassment: "I know you can't get used to it..."

Mo Tan, who was standing next to her, thought for a while and felt that the last "woof" in Yaya's sentence just now should not just refer to herself, but an extremely broad concept. Of course, he didn't say it.

"But to be honest, those guys have a lot to do." Lu Wei patted the mecha's ankle hard and said angrily: "I finally made the prototype, but they didn't buy it! Isn't it just that one more mining function has been added? Isn't it just because I was afraid that it would not be obvious enough so I made a dozen 'service end' shortcut keys? Isn't it just that the expansion of the energy system squeezed the cockpit space, but Even dwarfs and goblins can enter and drive, and I actually returned those bastards! And I only returned one of the three prototypes!"

Ji Xiaoge's smooth and delicate little face suddenly turned a little blue. She forced a smile and asked: "Which of the other two are more satisfactory to them?"

"No." Lu Wei snorted angrily, spread his hands and said, "The service of the other two units has ended."

Ji Xiaoge was relieved at that time. He took Mo Tan and Ya Ya and took a step back. Then he asked Lu Wei in surprise: "Teacher, how long is the service life of this thing you made!?"

"Fifteen to twenty years." Lu Wei gently poked his wrench, causing the latter to immediately project the various parameters of the [Agricultural Engineering Mecha] in mid-air, and then smiled sarcastically. : "The accidents of those two mechas were all due to operational errors. Those guys had no brains at all. I obviously told them to just press the red button when shutting down."

Yaya squatted next to his new weapon and shook his tail unconsciously.

Lu Jiang asked in a low voice: "Then what did they press..."

"The crimson row next to it."

"That is……"

"The 'End of Service' button."

"The shutdown button is..."

"I told you it was red."

"'End of service' is..."

"Crimson."

"..."

Lu Jiang suddenly felt very tired.

"Ahem, what about that? Let's continue talking about Yaya weapons." Mo Tan, who was also very tired, quickly pulled the topic back from a strange direction, and then asked Lu Wei curiously: "What did you just say? Are you planning to dismantle something from it?"

Master Lu didn't waste any time, and directly raised his hand to point at the big silver drill on the left hand of the mecha: "The weight parameters of that thing are similar to the previous gear, and the size is also suitable. I can use it with a little modification. "

Yaya, who is not stupid at all but doesn't like to use his brain at all, jumped up excitedly before Mo Tan spoke: "I like it! It's so bright!"

Jadeka, who felt that her presence was slightly low, immediately translated simultaneously: "She likes it, it's very beautiful."

"Haha, puppy, you have pretty good eyesight~"

Lu Wei glanced at Yaya with a smile, and then knocked hard somewhere on the workbench, and a 3D line drawing of an [Agricultural Engineering Mecha] was projected on it... I mean the model, and then Master Lu He reached out and swiped a few times at the connection point between the left forearm and the drill bit on the mecha's projection. Then there was an explosion, and the 'left hand' of the real mecha next to him, which was the drill bit, immediately broke off and hit the bottom silently. The floor suddenly became a little blurry, and then it was fixed on it.

"Puppy, there is a protrusion on both sides of the intersection of the two cutting blades. Press it three times at the same time, and then take the one with nothing on it."

Lu Wei jumped down from the workbench, explained a few words to Yaya without looking back, and then strode towards the drill bit waving the wrench.

Twenty minutes later...

A huge drill that can be held in Tooth's hand is just released!

"Although it is difficult to make it spin without talisman power, the power can still be guaranteed." Lu Wei clapped his hands and looked at Ya Ya who was turning blue from trying to pick up two weapons at the same time. Said: "I've also told you how to get the cutting edge out of the slot. It should be okay now~"

Yaya gave up trying with a gasp, and then tilted his head curiously: "What's wrong?"

"Master Lu Wei means that he has already fulfilled all your requests."

Mo Tan, who was standing next to him, picked up the one-handed hammer with some difficulty, then put it back on the ground, and explained with a smile: "You can use two [Altaïr Blades] in your current state. , and then... uh, is it appropriate to call it crazy? (Ya Ya: Listen to me!) Well, after going crazy, you can choose to use a cutting edge and a one-handed hammer or a one-handed drill, dual-wield it or combine them They can be used together, and if you use the amplifying dragon language magic in the mad state, you can dual-wield the one-handed hammer and the one-handed drill at the same time, or combine them together to form a powerful weapon at both ends. A threatening polearm, right?”

The last sentence was directed at Lu Wei.

"Absolutely correct."

Master Lu nodded, and then added: "By the way, I just added some functions to the final form (a long handle made of a hammer-edged drill). When you, puppy, put them together completely, When you attack with the hammer end, the gear will slowly start to rotate. The speed depends on the impact force it endures. When it reaches a certain level, the drill bit on the other end will also start to rotate simultaneously. It should be very useful after you master it. There are also some functions that are better than nothing that I won’t go into. You can experience it for yourself later~”

"Thank you, Master Wang! Master Wang is a good dog!"

Yaya nodded excitedly and ran around Lu Wei several times. Then he walked up to Lu Wei obediently and squatted down. He stretched his little head forward and said, "Okay, let me touch your head~"

Lu Wei chuckled and plucked Yaya's hair twice: "Okay, okay, I said this is just to compensate you, and to pay back a favor for others. If nothing else, you just..."

"Wait a minute, teacher! There's one more thing!"

Ji Xiaoge, who had been in a daze since just now, suddenly interrupted Lu Wei loudly, then flapped his wings and flew lightly to the latter's side, asking with a serious face: "How do you think Yaya should handle this set of things? "

Lu Wei's face suddenly turned green: "..."

Mo Tan also widened his eyes: "..."

Lu Jiang slapped himself on the forehead: "No, hey!"

Jadeka calmly said: "Carry it on your back?"

Yaya looked confused: "Wang?"

"As expected." Ji Xiaoge sighed helplessly and said with a dry smile: "Although you came up with such a set of equipment for Yaya, you completely ignored the issue of portability."

Lu Wei: "..."

Ji Xiaoge squinted his eyes: "If Yaya can carry such a set of combined weapons with him, I won't have to come here to find you."

Lu Wei: "..."

Ji Xiaoge glanced at Mo Tan again and frowned slightly: "You didn't expect it just now, did you?"

Mo Tan: "..."

Lu Jiang spread his hands: "So, what should we do now?"

"I have no idea." Lu Wei spread his hands in a very lonely manner and shook his head: "That girl will definitely not be able to use the most convenient space rune. Even if other similar things can be installed, it will be useless because it is too troublesome to assemble. She The time from taking out the hammer and drill to assembling and finishing... If you were in battle, ten times would probably not be enough to kill you."

Everyone: "..."

Five seconds later, Ji Xiaoge suddenly broke the suddenly quiet air. While stroking his feathers, he muttered: "I have thought of a way, but I don't know if it is feasible..."

"Um?"

Lu Wei immediately turned to look at the former and said in surprise: "I don't even know what to do. Little Pigeon, you actually have a way?"

Mo Tan and Lu Jiang also looked at him in surprise. They were also players. Anyway, they didn't expect anything.

"Well, I remember watching an old animation with my sister many, many years ago... No, I mean I heard a story told by an old bard." Ji Xiaoge smiled sweetly, and then shook his head gently. He shook his index finger: "It seems that there are a bunch of people who carry heavy clothes and go around looking for fights every day. Maybe we can learn from them."

Lu Jiang was confused.

Mo Tan burst out laughing, thinking he might have guessed it.

Lu Wei was also confused: "Huh?"

…

three hours later

"It's done! Guess this is a magic horse, and you'll win a prize if you guess it right~"

Ji Xiaoge and Lu Wei walked out of the mini workshop inside the laboratory. The former was holding a large square metal box with a rather curious-looking dog head pattern on it.

Although Lu Wei, who was walking next to her, participated in... or rather led the entire production process, he still kept an expression of 'This is okay'.

Mo Tan, who was chatting with Jadeka, turned around and gave Ji Xiaoge a thumbs up, looking at the big silver box with laughter.

"The Saint's Cloister, right?"

"Hmm, then I owe you a little red flower!"

Chapter 275: End