Quadruple split

The situation quickly got out of control. Just five seconds after Mo Tan received the message from Ji Xiaoge's friend, the door of the strange shop was knocked open from the outside. A man who was similar in age to the other two customers The girl appeared at the door, glaring at the combination of her boyfriend and best friend in front of her with red eyes, her little hands shrunk in her sleeves trembling slightly, and she was speechless for a long time.

The scene was very embarrassing...

The stiff atmosphere lasted for about ten seconds. Feli, who felt extremely awkward in this low pressure, finally couldn't help but break the silence. He coughed dryly and cautiously extended his hand to the new guest at the door: "Well, welcome... Do you want some poop candy?"

"What are you talking about?!"

Xiao Mu, the employer of Mo Tan and others and the classmate of Issa and Felice, seemed to have just noticed that there was someone else here. The girl's eyes wandered between the poop candy and Feli's face, and then she politely and appropriately He shook his head: "No, thank you."

Qiao also took a step forward, and while taking something out of his pocket, he smiled at this new guest whose temperament suddenly softened: "Then are you going to try..."

"not going to."

The human girl with short black hair smiled gently, her black eyes with the same color as her hair curved into two beautiful crescents, but gradually began to exude some kind of substantial murderous intent: "Sorry, Could you please let me have a little chat with my good friend...and boyfriend?"

In front of that cute and kind smiling face, not only the shop owners, the Rice brothers, but also Mo Tan, who was standing in the corner, subconsciously took a step back and almost stepped on a boot that was stepping on the rhythm of stretching exercises.

"Issa, I trust you so much..."

The girl looked at the boyfriend in front of her with neither joy nor sorrow. Except for a few arcs of electricity that occasionally burst out around her, her expression and tone were extremely calm: "Why do you want to do such a thing?"

[This is a very good question. Please explain it quickly and everything will be fine. 】

Mo Tan breathed a sigh of relief, and was particularly grateful that his employer, who had gone to the Adventurer's Guild two days ago to issue a mission to catch an adulterer, did not draw his sword without saying anything, but chose calmly, at least on the surface, calmly. Language communication, that's right, there is no misunderstanding in this world that cannot be solved with language...

"I'm sorry, Mu, I was wrong."

The next second, the ashen-faced boyfriend sighed deeply and made an expression that said, "Although you didn't question me, I'm speechless."

【What's wrong with you? ? 】

Whether it was Mo Tan, the Rice brothers, or Ji Xiaoge, who was squatting at the door of the store and peering in with his little head stretched out, they were all fooled by this guy.

In addition, according to observations, the girl with twin tails next to Issa was also confused.

"You could obviously tell me directly..."

Mo Tan's employer lowered his head, his eyes that were slowly losing their luster began to fill with mist, and he murmured in a low voice: "Why did you hide it from me?"

Isa shrank his neck and replied hesitantly: "I also had a sudden whim."

Snapped!

A clear slap sounded, but it was not the girl named Xiao Mu who slapped Issa, but Feli who slapped him hard on the forehead, and sighed in a low voice: "It's a sudden whim. good."

"I can see that I'm not a fool!"

Xiao Mu didn't notice what was happening around her at all, she just bit her lip and said: "You have been so abnormal during this period. Not only do you often disappear for no reason, but you also hesitated to say something to me several times... ...No matter how stupid I am, I should have discovered it."

[Speak clearly now! They were obviously just secretly preparing birthday gifts, so why did they let the conversation develop into such a weird place? 】

Mo Tan's eyes hidden under his hood stared at Isa, wishing he could use his thoughts to convey to him the correct way to survive.

Then……

The young man turned red and turned his face to one side: "I was wrong. I, I don't have much experience in this area."

"Pfft, what the hell...pfft..."

Joe immediately fell to the ground, his whole body twitching and shaking. It was not until Ferry stuffed a piece of shit candy into his mouth that he regained his composure. He twitched a few times and then stopped moving.

Mo Tan, who wholeheartedly prayed that this matter would have a successful outcome, almost shattered his teeth. If it weren't for the fear that the Rice brothers would find out who he was, he would have rushed out and explained the ins and outs of this matter, but now it seems I can only count on Ji Xiaoge...

[Send a message asking her to come out and smooth things over. 】

Mo Tan glanced nervously at his employer's gloomy expression and his increasingly bright smile. He sighed secretly and then turned to look outside the door where Ji Xiaoge was squatting just now. Only to find out I saw a badminton rolling around crazily.

[Oh haha, it’s over, she must have burst out laughing...]

Thinking of this girl's weird and unhuman smile, Mo Tan even wanted to die.

"No experience? Haha~"

Although Xiao Mu was smiling at the boyfriend who was about to become her 'ex-boyfriend' or 'corpse' in front of her, her voice was as cold as ice: "Do you mean you can become proficient after doing it a few times?"

"I think it's okay!"

My boyfriend’s classmate said loudly.

[I know you are showing your loyalty! But in this context, don’t you think there are still many words you can use to keep yourself alive? ! 】

Mo Tan had already begun to roar in his heart.

"It's so... so bad!"

Tears of disappointment finally slipped from the corners of Xiao Mu's eyes. She clenched her fists tightly and choked up sobs to Felice, who had been silent next to her since just now: "Feifei, you... did you hear what he said? How can we You will fall in love with this kind of person!"

Phyllis looked up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle with dull eyes, and murmured in an imperceptible voice: "It's probably because of the blindness... Let's kill this idiot with a brain problem together, and then fight for our Cheers to friendship…”

"Sorry, Phyllis."

Issa, who still hadn't understood the situation, turned around and shrugged at the former in embarrassment, saying apologetically: "I should have guessed that Xiao Mu would find something wrong, thank you for being so cooperative with me."

"Don't talk to me! You idiot!"

The twin-tailed girl, who could no longer regain her energy, took half a step back and shouted sternly: "Idiots are contagious!"

[Then you should explain it to him, sister! 】

Mo Tan desperately hit his head on the back of his hand, feeling that his whole body was not well.

Isa lowered her shoulders, walked up to Xiao Mu with lowered eyebrows and eyes, pointed her fingers like a girl, and asked thoughtfully: "Will you forgive me?"

The girl looked at him coldly: "You have done such a thing and kept it from me for so long, and now you want me to forgive you?"

"I just want to give you a surprise!"

As soon as he said this, everyone was shocked.

[This guy is really a chat genius! 】

Anyway, Mo Tan immediately put his hand on the hilt of the sword at his waist. Of course, this was not because he wanted to kill anyone, he just didn't want that idiot to be killed by his girlfriend!

Things are indeed developing in this direction. Looking at the girl beside her who started to flash arcs of electricity, even the twin bosses who had always been smiling playfully put their hands behind their backs with solemn expressions, and each grabbed a handful of poop candies.

No matter why they grabbed the poop candy, in the eyes of everyone, Issa, who loudly said "I just want to give you a surprise", had already leaped towards the Huohuo hatchet in a gesture similar to doing splits in the air. .

Xiao Mu Yingya bit her teeth lightly: "Isa, you..."

"Oh, it's really..."

Phyllis muttered something in a low voice, then walked to Isa and took out the box from his pocket, pouting at her friend: "He just wants to buy you a birthday gift."

"Eh?"

The girl who had been filled with arcs of electricity just now suddenly widened her eyes.

Issa glanced at Felice strangely: "Didn't Xiao Mu already know..."

"Shut up, you loser." Felice pushed aside a certain idiot who was as slow as the male protagonist of an old-fashioned harem drama, and thrust the box into Xiao Mu's hand with an impatient look on her face: "He wants to give it to me. It’s a surprise for you, but I don’t know what to give you, so I asked this lady who is well-informed and knowledgeable and knows you best. If you feel that something is not right with him in the past two days, or you have seen him accidentally When it comes to what we discuss together, it refers to this matter."

Xiao Mu stared blankly at the beautifully packaged long paper box in his hand for a while, then turned to Issa in confusion: "Is that so?"

"Yes, I know I was wrong." The latter nodded listlessly, and said with regret on his face: "I know it is more sincere to choose birthday gifts by myself, but this is the first time I have done it for the person I like. I was buying a gift, so...well, I got involved with Phyllis, which delayed the progress of your project. I'm sorry, but I won't do it next time! Please forgive me!"

Xiao Mu blinked blankly, and then he turned back to look at the door of the store, and exchanged a "So this is what happened?" with a beautiful winged girl who had just stopped rolling. ’, ‘That’s what happened! ’ look in his eyes, and then recalled his previous conversation with Isa, a sweet grievance suddenly appeared in his heart, and he lowered his head while holding the gift box and said nothing.

"Ahem, but in the final analysis, I just provided some reference advice." Phyllis suddenly coughed lightly, then winked at Issa, who looked anxious, and said meaningfully: "This gift is his own. Choose for you.”

【Thanks! Phyllis! 】

The young man reacted very quickly at this moment, and immediately nodded vigorously and said: "Yeah, yes...it was my choice."

There is nothing much to say next. The general content is that the employer of Mo Tan and his gang, the trainee mage Xiao Mu, burst into tears after opening the gift box and found the tacky and useless necklace. Not only did he express that he liked it very much, , and rewarded the former with a kiss after letting Isa put it on her personally, and then the two left sweetly. Mo Tan and Ji Xiaoge, who were inside and outside the store, also cleverly pretended not to know Xiaoge. Mu's appearance, one continued to pretend to look around, and the other pretended to be interested (or maybe really interested) to look at the new product introduction board outside the door. The story finally ended successfully, probably...

"Hey! Wait a minute!"

Felice, who had been completely sluggish since Xiao Mu kissed Isa gently, suddenly reacted, and after realizing that the two had been gone for a long time, she squatted on the ground with a cry: "What should I do! Say! Are you going to treat me to dinner!? We agreed to go buy materials for the tutor that may cause laboratory accidents! Why am I the only one left here! Wow!!"

[I cried out of nowhere, huh, but it’s not actually inexplicable...]

Mo Tan looked back with a headache and looked at Felice who was squatting on the ground holding her head and crying, and began to seriously consider whether to hand her a handkerchief or something, but after much hesitation, he gave up the idea, firstly because he felt Even doing so would not be of much use. Secondly, Ferry and Joe had already walked over to comfort the little girl.

"Stop crying and have some poop candy."

"Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... ugh, ugh...get that thing away from me, you bastard!"

Well, maybe this is also a way of comfort.

"Okay, okay." Ferry obediently put away the enchanted substance in his hand, then lowered his head and smiled at the girl: "But why didn't you choose the [Prank Perfume Set] that you had picked out yesterday, but let us take it? Where’s that eliminated self-defense necklace?”

Felice sniffed and choked up: "Because when I came here, I remembered that Xiaomu was allergic to the honey flower. Even though it was just a disguise, she might still feel uncomfortable after smelling it."

Qiao raised his eyebrows: "Is it that simple?"

"It's a shame it's that simple."

Ferry smacked his lips: "I thought you hated her."

"No, I like her the most..."

Qiao covered her mouth and chuckled: "I thought you liked that little fool."

"No, I hate him the most..."

Phyllis curled her lips, wiped away her tears, stood up and glared at the two of them: "Do you have any objections?"

The twins looked at each other and smiled in unison: "No, you are a good friend."

"I'm not."

"Oh, how about some poop candy?"

"No!" Phyllis waved her hands with disgust, turned around and walked out without looking back: "See you later."

The twins bent down and saluted at the same time: "Walk slowly, welcome to visit next time."

Phyllis, who was immersed in trouble, left quickly, and her back quickly disappeared at the other end of the street.

"This guest~"

Feli walked up to Mo Tan and pursed his lips at the place where several young people were arguing before: "It's quite a fun farce, isn't it."

Mo Tan smiled noncommittally: "Maybe."

"Then it's coming..."

"No, no more poop candy, thank you."

Mo Tan shook his head, then picked up two small [Lekachu] dolls and said, "How much does this cost?"

"The favor is thirty silver coins."

"Here you go." Mo Tan took out thirty silver coins and put them in Fei Li's hand, then put the two dolls away. He didn't like this kind of fat rat with rosy cheeks, but he just felt that it was It's just a bit inappropriate to have been shopping here for so long and not buy anything.

After paying the money, Mo Tan turned around and walked outside. However, when he reached the door, he still hesitated for a moment, then pulled down his hood with some trepidation, and turned around and asked, "Well, do you have anything else?" Branch?"

"Of course, of course~"

Qiao nodded quickly and said with a smile: "Although Strange has just opened, we have our own stores in many places. There are probably more than twenty stores in total~"

"I see, then I'll take my leave..."

“Welcome to visit next time~”

Chapter 335: End