Quadruple split
Chapter 590 Looking for Strange Appearances
During the following period, Mo Tan and Ji Xiaoge were both very busy. They had a clear division of labor. One contacted Cordoba and the other Lu Jiang. The former helped ask Femiguel about various common sense about the Dragon Clan. The reporter was diligently asking the narrator Diakad about world history issues in the Fifth Waishan Library, and the task progressed rapidly.
"Let Cordoba help ask Fimi how many Titans he has killed in his life, the 12-year-old underage red dragon 'Giant Slayer' Sonny, who successfully killed the last Titan."
Ji Xiaoge, who was hovering low in front of the parchment, lowered his head and greeted Mo Tan, and said with a smile: "I only have two questions left here."
"It's easy to talk about."
Mo Tan nodded and relayed the news to Cordoba. At the same time, he asked without raising his head: "Has Elven Queen Erza sent you the answer to Shika-chan?"
Ji Xiaoge glanced at the message board and nodded: "It's been sent, it's been sent. Among the many suitors of Elf Queen Erza, the most legendary one who died was Goblin Trade King Felix V. The cause of death was... pfft. ...Hahaha...the cause of death was that he drowned himself while taking a bath."
"Smile slowly, you just made yourself angry once."
Mo Tan shook his head, then waved: "Give me the pen."
"Okay~"
Ji Xiaoge immediately threw the quill in his hand to Mo Tan, and then continued to hover in mid-air with silly joy.
Mo Tan quickly wrote down the answer, and while throwing the pen back to Ji Xiaoge, he said loudly: "'Titan Slayer' Sonny has killed...well, a Titan in his life."
"Tsk, tsk, the last one is quite a sin."
Ji Xiaoge smacked his lips, covered his slender waist with one hand, and wrote down the answer with difficulty with the other hand. After the question quickly turned into the word "correct", he dropped it, and said to the ink bitterly. Tan made a face: "I'm angry..."
The latter shrugged: "What am I talking about? Give me the pen and you can rest for a while."
"good."
Ji Xiaoge handed the pen to Mo Tan, then curled up into a warm badminton ball, squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "If this continues, we will probably pass with full marks. Now, what do you want me to ask you? Deer sauce what?"
Mo Tan glanced at the remaining questions in the third part, shook his head and said, "No need, the remaining questions are all related to the dragon clan."
"Eh?"
The girl blinked and asked curiously: "Isn't the third part 'common sense'? The first part is the history of the dragon clan."
Mo Tanqian laughed, turned away and shrugged: "You can see for yourself..."
"I'm OK, I'm OK!"
Because he had been flying in mid-air to answer the first part of the question, Ji Xiaoge didn't pay too much attention to the last two parts. Hearing the words, he immediately jumped to Mo Tan's side and carefully looked at the third part of the 'examination paper' The last two unanswered questions in the section...
Penultimate question: The main obstacle for young dragons to learn to fly is __.
The last question: Young dragons like to sleep on piles of gold coins. If there are not enough gold coins, __________.
Ji Xiaoge was confused at that time and frowned: "This... is not so much common sense... as it is... hmm!"
"Dragon Clan's common sense in raising babies."
Mo Tan finished the second half of the sentence for the angry Ji Xiaoge, and while filling in the last two questions in the third part according to the answers sent by Cordoba, he smiled and said: "It's reasonable, after all. The Bosh Dragon King has to ask people who have passed the test to take care of his children. If you don’t have any common sense, it will definitely be difficult to raise them.”
"but……"
Ji Xiaoge, however, widened his eyes and looked at the answer written by Mo Tan and said blankly: "But can this really make you healthy?!"
What is the main obstacle for young dragons to learn to fly?
Answer: Obesity.
Baby dragons like to sleep on piles of gold coins. What if there are not enough gold coins?
Answer: You can use dense gold mineral essence, high-quality magic crystals, jewelry and other equivalents instead.
"Who can afford this! And it's too realistic that obesity is the biggest obstacle to flying!"
The girl was shocked at that time.
"Whether you can afford it or not is not a problem..."
Mo Tan sighed, spread his hands and said: "Fimi also said that not all dragons have so much savings. Although young dragons like to sleep on those things, if they don't have them, they will only be prone to insomnia and annoying people at best. , As for obesity... Well, thinking about the previous question about half a ton of breast milk per day, if I can successfully pass all the tests, I will be more worried about whether I can feed that little dragon."
Then he was very shocked to find that Ji Xiaoge glanced down at her own breasts for the first time, and after two seconds of silence, she shook her head and said, "Anyway, I'm quite choked..."
【So what are you thinking! ? 】
Mo Tan's eyes almost popped out of his head.
"But I have a friend with very big breasts...well...that's not okay. Half a ton is too much. If it's half a catty..."
Ji Xiaoge stroked his chin and continued to mutter.
【Hey Hey hey! I know you are thinking of Yuchen, but good growth and breast milk production are two different things! By the way, this is nothing like this! ! 】
Mo Tan almost went crazy.
Fortunately, Ji Xiaoge also suddenly woke up from his weird thoughts. He quickly laughed twice and changed the subject: "Now, the third part is done. There is one last question in the first part. Please help me ask the Dragon King's method." …”
"The Dragon King's Code was written by the first generation of Dragon King Kelt when he was 'drunk'. I just asked about it."
Mo Tan very cooperatively changed the topic about breastfeeding, and handed the quill to Ji Xiaoge: "Are you okay?"
"It's okay, it's okay."
The girl smiled, blinked and said, "That blood marrow is really powerful. I feel strong now!"
Strong... strong? !
The three words scrolled in Mo Tan's mind for a while, but it was really difficult for him to combine them with the dancing figure in the air.
Ever since, Ji Xiaoge, who claimed to be strong and strong, answered the last question of the first part [Dragon Clan History] under Mo Tan's dull gaze, and then...
[You have unlocked the hidden worldview illustration: "Secrets of the Dragon Clan", civilization attribute: Knowledge +5, and obtained a permanent passive effect: the Dragon Clan NPC reputation acquisition speed is increased by 10%. If you leak the contents of this test paper to any uninformed person in any form , the passive will be converted into: the dragon reputation acquisition speed is reduced by 85% (irreversible), when attacked by a dragon, the critical hit rate is increased by 20%, the damage received is increased by 25%, and dragons within a distance of 100,000 kilometers can Get your place in the dark. 】
The system prompt sounded in their ears almost at the same time.
"this……"
Ji Xiaoge immediately looked back at Mo Tan and exclaimed: "What a mess! Mo, did you hear it?"
"heard it."
Mo Tan sighed and shrugged: "Obviously, our choice to finish this paper is a bit reckless."
"so what should I do now?"
The girl who fell back to the ground asked in a panic: "Isn't this not good?"
"As long as you don't say anything."
Although Mo Tan was speechless for a moment, he still said quite nonchalantly: "If we don't say anything, it will be equivalent to getting a permanent BUFF that increases the reputation of the dragon clan. As for Fimi and the others, because they are insiders, even if they discuss it, It doesn’t matter if we discuss it.”
Because she knew that she was not a loud-mouthed girl, Ji Xiaoge quickly calmed down and nodded: "What you said makes sense. If you say so, is this a good thing? Now, let's answer the last question. Really? Anyway, I’m sure I can pass this level.”
"It doesn't matter whether you answer or not."
Mo Tan expressed that he had no objection, and then raised his chin slightly towards the parchment with a slightly subtle expression: "Why don't you read the question first?"
So Ji Xiaoge followed Mo Tan's gaze and looked at the last question in the second part...
[When your girlfriends ask you, they and your mother fell into the water at the same time, who did you save first? You should answer ____ so as not to get beaten. (The correctness or incorrectness of this question will not be counted in the score. The person who asked the question has personal experience, such as There is a coincidence, it is purely accidental)]
After a long moment of silence, the girl twitched the corner of her mouth and uttered: "I want to say something dirty."
"I understand. After all, that 'we' is really too much."
Mo Tan nodded understandingly and said with a smile: "Anyway, there are only two minutes left. Or should we be here?"
Ji Xiaoge pondered for a moment, then suddenly raised his head and smiled sweetly at Mo Tan: "Anyway, it's about my girlfriend. I can't answer it. Why don't you give it a try?"
"oh."
Mo Tan was also unambiguous. He picked up his pen and wrote three words on the parchment: Girlfriend.
Ji Xiaoge was stunned for a moment and asked subconsciously: "Can your mother swim?"
But Mo Tan shook his head: "I don't have a mother..."
"Feel sorry……"
"It doesn't matter."
Seeing the guilty look on Ji Xiaoge's face, Mo Tan, who didn't want to talk about his life experience in detail (it would be exposed), immediately laughed and said honestly: "I am already lively enough by myself."
"Then your girlfriend..."
"You should know that I have a girlfriend, right?"
"That's right! If you have a girlfriend, you can't justify taking advantage of Ya Ya so much."
Ji Xiaoge looked stunned.
Thinking of the dog girl who rushed over to lick and hug him when she was fine, Mo Tan was suddenly embarrassed and said helplessly: "I have tried very hard to stop her."
"Hmm, who knows if you mean what you say..."
Before Ji Xiaoge finished speaking, he saw a flash of golden light on the parchment. The last question on which Mo Tan had filled in the word 'girlfriend' was quickly twisted and deformed, but it was not something the two of them were familiar with. Correct] two words, but...
[Is your girlfriend nearby? 】
Mo Tan: "..."
Ji Xiaoge: "..."
"Congratulations, you... or you have passed the test of knowledge."
The next second, the parchment suddenly burned and turned into a ball of golden ashes, and the figure of the last dragon king, Bosh Galon, reappeared in front of the two of them.
"ah!"
Looking at the Dragon King who appeared for the third time, Ji Xiaoge let out a soft cry this time.
But in front of them, Bosh looked pale, his eyes were gloomy, and his robe was covered with shocking bloodstains. Although there was still a smile on his lips, his figure was already shaky, as if he might fall down at any time.
"I'm sorry, the injury is really unbearable. I hope my current appearance won't be too scary."
Bosh smiled self-deprecatingly, spread his hands and said: "As you... or you can see, I am getting closer and closer to death, and I can even hear its footsteps in my sleep, so I am sorry that I have no basis for this message. Different situations will be recorded separately, now... let's get straight to the point..."
Mo Tan and Ji Xiaoge looked at each other and said nothing. They just looked at the last Dragon King in silence, who could not keep his body stable even when recording the video.
"This is your grade."
Bosh pointed to the air in front of the two of them, where a faint golden number 'nine' appeared at some point, and then pointed to the door behind him: "The next test is the test of appearance... Yes, I said The most important thing is appearance. We all know that the appearance of a child will be affected by the caregiver to a certain extent, so if the person who wants to raise my child in the future looks too good, then...well...right...how should I put it... After all, he is my cub... I always feel a bit... ahem... appreciating the spirit."
Ji Xiaoge: "...It's really not easy for him to survive safely until he dies in a glorious battle. Anyone else would have been beaten to death long ago."
Mo Tan gave a timely reminder: "Do you still remember the previous Dragon King who was defeated and slept with?"
Ji Xiaoge was silent for a moment, and finally cursed a dirty word that was not unpleasant to hear.
"Of course, I also know that it is a bit inappropriate to include appearance in the test, so the scores you get in the knowledge test will be completely added to the final evaluation of the appearance test. Oh, by the way, the next one If you're not a Dragonborn, it's best not to try the test. Well, if you don't even have scales, it's definitely not going to work."
Bosh smiled apologetically and added sarcastically.
Mo Tan and Ji Xiaoge were stunned for a moment, and then they looked at the golden 'nine' in mid-air. They felt stable at that time.
Then……
"Then, the test of appearance is in the next room. The perfect score is 300, and the passing score is 200. Good luck... Boo!"
The image of Bosh smiled angrily, then spit out blood and disappeared.
Mo Tan and Ji Xiaoge looked at each other. For a moment, neither of them spoke, and they didn't know what to say.
five minutes later……
Mo Tan, who walked rationally ahead, carefully opened the door of the third stone room, and immediately saw a huge, gorgeous mirror standing in the center of the room, with a series of numbers floating on it——
Overall score: 9/300
Ji Xiaoge, who was following him, covered his forehead and sighed, muttering: "I knew it... Anyway, keep going, Dragonborn."
After saying that, he smiled mischievously and pushed Mo Tan.
"I really have no confidence..."
Mo Tan smiled bitterly, but still walked to the center of the room calmly, stood in front of the mirror, and stared at his big eyes in the mirror.
Then……
"Forty-two points in height, that's pretty much it."
The mirror suddenly spoke!
Of course, in fact, this thing didn't have a mouth, but both Mo Tan and Ji Xiaoge knew that the sound came from the mirror.
"The scales are 30%, the coverage area is small, and the color is average. It probably hasn't been maintained very much."
"My temperament is forty-three, so that's okay."
"The tail is 30 minutes long and the muscle ratio is too low. He doesn't usually exercise."
"Zero points for wings, five seconds for you to transform, five, four, three, two, one, okay, zero points."
"My appearance is only 45 points, so that's pretty much it."
"The total score is one hundred and ninety plus nine. Judgment: It looks too curious. Please go back. Turn right when you go out and knock the second brick from the left to leave."
Mo Tan:......
Ji Xiaoge:......
Chapter 587: End
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