Quadruple split

"That's what happened. We really don't have any ill intentions. We just feel that there is something we can do to help. So can you please be a little accommodating to the two brothers and let us meet."

Mo Tan, who spoke sincerely, looked at the two kobold guards in front of him sincerely, his eyes full of sincerity, and his whole body exuded the temperament of a reliable man. In addition, although he was not in a 'chaotic neutral' personality, he was professional but His eloquence is still at an epic level. Almost no one with an IQ online will ignore his completely unreasonable speech mixed with lies. Even if he is cautious and will not make a decision on the spot, he will definitely consider it seriously.

After careful consideration, 99.99% of people will choose to believe him, and the more emotional ones will even be so moved that they want to commit themselves (this is how the character 'Mo' has many strange pieces of equipment) .

but!

It's very unfortunate that the two kobold guards standing in front of Mo Tan and Ji Xiaoge are those one-in-a-million people who have no intention of listening to others and even lack of understanding!

To be more precise, not only these two kobold guards, but all the kobolds in this settlement are the best of the best. Just like the peach blossom garden in Wuling in the Jin Dynasty, there are a bunch of Namekians living in it. Just as weird.

Under this premise, Mo Tan naturally had only one possible answer -

"no."

The older kobold guard scratched his butt, and then magically performed a set of very special bodybuilding movements. To put it simply: flex biceps forward - flex latissimus dorsi forward - backward Stretch the latissimus dorsi - flex the triceps laterally. In short, he is showing off his strong muscles while shaking his head and saying: "The patriarch said that as long as outsiders come looking for him, they will not be seen."

Mo Tan, who was stunned by the thunder, turned his head stiffly and looked at Ji Xiaoge, who was also stunned. After a while, he took a deep breath, forced a smile that was not very good-looking, and did not hug him. He continued to try hopefully: "But this is about a child's life. As I said just now, we can help."

"We don't need help from outsiders."

The younger kobold guard snorted, and while spreading his abdomen and thighs, he said loudly: "Don't meddle in other people's business!"

"All right."

Mo Tan, who finally gave up the struggle, sighed softly, endured the mental discomfort and took half a step back, slowly closed his eyes, and said sadly: "I can't handle it, I'll leave it to you."

The girl who also felt strong discomfort curled her lips and muttered in a low voice: "But what should I do if I suddenly don't want to use that trick now?"

"Then let's meet everyone."

Mo Tan did not open his eyes, but replied calmly: "If we can't get the information from here, we can find it ourselves."

"Forget it, forget it, after all, human life is at stake."

Ji Xiaoge covered his forehead and laughed dryly, then walked up to two rather muscular kobold guards who were only wearing trousers, and gave a very stiff and forced smile: "Hey, you two big Geges. ~"

"what?"

"Go aside, woman, we should have already said that there is no discussion on this matter!"

The two of them glared at Ji Xiaoge with unkind expressions and made a few POSS.

The girl bit her lower lip in confusion, struggled for about five seconds, and finally

"No~"

She raised her hand and pressed it on her goggles.

"So~"

Her delicate white hands unbuckled the belt buckle of her goggles.

"Say it~"

As this piece of head equipment was removed, the system prompt sound indicating that the talent [One Glance at the Charming City] had been activated also sounded in the girl's ears at the same time. Then she saw her beautiful eyes turning, and said softly with a smile like a flower. : "After all, the situation is urgent, so please ask the two Ge Ges to help accommodate."

Bang!

The crudely made weapons in the hands of the two kobold guards fell to the ground with a sound, and their eyes fell into a sluggish state. Not only were they unable to say a word, they even stopped doing the habitual bodybuilding POSS.

"Is that good~"

Ji Xiaoge playfully winked at the two people who were in a dazed state, showing off a devastating cuteness. Even Mo Tan, who opened his eyes because he wanted to beware of the sudden madness of the two kobolds in front of him, was shocked. A swing.

Then--

"Yeah."

The two kobolds "came back to their senses" as if they were just waking up from a dream. They nodded to death and made way to the big house behind. They also lowered their heads at the same time, as if they were interested in looking at Ji Xiaoge more than once. As if it was offensive to her.

However, the latter didn't seem to give up. Just when Mo Tan breathed a sigh of relief and was about to invade the big house in front of him, Ji Xiaoge continued to smile at Er Gou and said, "Well, actually, I have one more thing I want to ask you two of." It’s Gege~”

"What's the matter?"

"You say!"

The two guards said in unison, and took the opportunity to look up at Ji Xiaoge, as if they were two naughty kids who had been thinking hard for a long time before finding an excuse for themselves to do bad things.

"That's what you are doing. Can you please stop doing it in the future?"

Ji Xiaoge smiled and said with a very cute tone and an extremely disgusted expression: "That's disgusting!"

"Ah, this"

"But she is the patriarch"

Contrary to Mo Tan and Ji Xiaoge's expectations, the two guards did not agree immediately, but became entangled with tangled expressions.

"Okay, no, okay!"

So Ji Xiaoge continued his offensive.

"good!"

"I won't show off anymore! I won't show off anymore even if I die!"

Then the two of them were no longer entangled.

"Thanks."

The girl clapped her hands happily, then turned to Mo Tan playfully and stuck out her tongue: "Let's go."

"Um."

Mo Tan nodded slightly, walked side by side with the girl in front of the two guards, and stepped onto the path in front of the large house surrounded by fences and full of pastoral style, located in the center of the settlement.

half a minute later

"Song of the Night."

Mo Tan, who walked to the door of the big house, suddenly called out to Ji Xiaoge, who had just held the doorknob and was about to open the door and go in.

"What's the matter?"

The girl who didn't put her goggles back on turned to look at Mo Tan, and fired a hundred thousand volts at him full of malice.

"It may be a little rude to say it, but..."

Mo Tan, however, had no reaction to this lethal electric shock, and just said seriously: "Although it is just a personal suggestion, I think you will not use [Yi Gu Qingren City] even if it is necessary to use it in the future. You don’t need to. Well, you don’t need to be so deliberate. Shouldn’t you say it’s cute?”

Ji Xiaoge's eyes widened in surprise, and he covered his small mouth and shouted softly: "Wow, no, no, no, you are actually jealous!?"

"no."

Mo Tan shook his head seriously and gave a decisive negative answer.

Because of the reason that everyone knows [Chivalry - Honesty], Ji Xiaoge did not doubt the authenticity of Mo Tan's words, so he just continued to ask with interest: "Why is that?"

"I just don't think it's suitable for you."

Mo Tan replied without thinking.

The girl tilted her head: "Isn't being cute suitable for me?"

"That's not true, it's just that the one just now didn't suit you very well."

Mo Tan smiled, shrugged and said, "Although it is just a very subjective and idealistic view, at least I personally feel that it is not very in line with your character."

Ji Xiaoge was stunned for a moment, and then laughed a little evilly: "You make it sound like you know me very well."

Mo Tan shook his head: "It's just a very subjective opinion, and I don't think you would be happy because of that kind of thing."

"You sound serious, but it's obviously just a trivial matter."

The girl made a face and poked her cheek gently: "I don't know whether I'm happy or not. After all, as long as you follow me... uh, I'm not bragging, I just want to be a little too pretty. I don’t know much about the situation, maybe because I don’t know how to measure it.”

Mo Tan laughed dumbly: "Then how did you grow so big?"

"Because no one thinks I'm super pretty outside the game for a long time, even though I'm definitely still a pretty girl."

Ji Xiaoge chuckled, holding her ankle-length hair and muttering: "Is it because of the different hairstyle?"

To be fair, Mo Tan felt that the hairstyle had little to do with Ji Xiaoge's appearance, but he also knew that Ji Xiaoge was not as lethal as the Innocent Realm in reality, so he really couldn't answer.

"Let's talk."

Ji Xiaoge suddenly looked up at Mo Tan and smiled: "Mo, do you think you understand me?"

“After being together for so long, it’s impossible to say that we don’t understand each other at all.”

Mo Tan pondered for a moment, and then said very objectively: "Although I definitely don't know him well, at least from the perspective of netizens or friends, he should be fairly well understood, right?"

The girl blinked: "So how much do you know?"

"perhaps."

Mo Tan thought about it and suddenly smiled slyly: "I know you better than you think."

"Is that so? Then your suggestion just now was also based on your understanding of me? Is it completely unselfish?"

"I can guarantee this."

"Okay, then even if you are right, I won't do that again."

"ah?"

"Hehe, if you think about it carefully, I really don't like to fool others with my face. At least I don't like to fool others with my private opinions, such as asking them to change their habits."

"I'm just suggesting it if you feel like it."

Mo Tan, who discovered that he had an influence beyond his expectation, suddenly hesitated.

"I do not know."

Ji Xiaoge interrupted him with a smile, and said helplessly: "I have never been fascinated by myself, and I can't understand the feeling that others feel when they see me in a charming state, and you I feel like I know me very well and have seen me in this state many times, so you can’t be wrong.”

"Don't trust others so easily."

Mo Tan scratched his hair in confusion and said tangledly: "I will feel a lot of pressure."

"It's okay, it's okay, after all, you are not 'someone else'~"

As a result, Ji Xiaoge actually said this, and coupled with her slightly shy expression, she slapped Mo Tan on the spot.

Then

"You are a friend."

The blush on her cheeks faded away instantly, and the girl quickly added the last sentence, and showed a narrow smile to Mo Tan, who had a stiff expression: "Did you get electrocuted just now?"

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"Hey, I finally succeeded in teasing you once, I feel so accomplished!"

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"It shouldn't matter if I do bad things to you occasionally in the future, right? After all, you are a very honest person."

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The honest man Mo Tan said nothing, raised his foot, took a step, passed the person, stretched out his hand, and knocked on the door.

"Hey! Wait a minute! Don't ignore me!"

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a moment later

Patriarch's house, front hall

The current leader of this kobold settlement, named Carion Blackpipe, who just turned 52 this year, a woman who has been single for fifty-two years, slowly got out of the seat that could almost be used as a sofa for a normal kobold. He stood up and looked at the door not far away with great displeasure, which had been knocked on non-stop since half a minute ago, and cursed in a sharp voice: "Get in."

Then the door opened, and Mo Tan and Ji Xiaoge politely saluted this Jialion: "Hello, patriarch."

"Stranger?"

Jialiang interrupted the two of them with a very unkind expression, moved her rich body, which was at least as heavy as two Ji Xiaoges, in front of the two of them, and said angrily: "What are you doing with those two losers outside? They are so beautiful. What a bitch!"

"Well"

The beautiful girl twitched her lips, quietly took a half step back, and said flatly: "Thank you."

"Tsk, tsk, why are you still so timid?"

Jialiang curled her lips with some dissatisfaction, and was about to get closer, but was blocked by the smiling Mo Tan between her and Ji Xiaoge.

The patriarch who wanted to take a closer look was not happy at that time. He saw her eyes turned cold, her teeth tightened, and she looked up fiercely——

"Wow! What a strong man! I'm so excited!"

The chubby dog ​​face turned red immediately.

"!?"

Mo Tan's pupils suddenly shrank, and his heartbeat skipped half a beat. Although he didn't know the reason, it was definitely not the 'heartbeat' mentioned by the Jia Liang in front of him, it was more like 'heart freezing'.

"Pfft, pfft hahahahahahahaha, Mo, you are so popular~"

Ji Xiaoge couldn't help but laughed loudly.

Mo Tan resisted the discomfort that was even stronger than when he faced the two kobold brothers just now, and forced out a smile that was as ugly as possible. He politely said to Jialion: "The patriarch is ridiculous. Yes, the two of us came here this time actually for..."

Snapped! !

There was a crisp sound.

"!?"

The stiff smile on Mo Tan's face suddenly froze.

"For what?"

Jialion, who had just slapped Mo Tan's ass hard, rubbed her hands and looked up at him cheerfully: "Go on, I'm listening."

Mo Tan took a deep breath, raised his tail slightly to cover his butt, and continued: "What are you doing for this?!"

"What?"

Jialiang, who placed both hands on the breastplate of Mo Tan at the same time, blinked innocently.

"Keep talking, I'm listening. I'm listening."

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Chapter 859: End