Quadruple split

"Haha, look what you said~"

Yi Dong laughed, took out two more cigarettes from the iron box in his pocket, and skillfully threw one to Mo Tan: "What? I found that my mind is not strong at all, and I can't make up my mind to break it off? "

Mo Tan lit Hua Zi silently and threw the fire to Yi Dong. After being silent for a while, he nodded and said, "Yes."

"Expected."

Yi Dong smacked his lips and looked down at the panoramic view of the old community where Mo Tan lived. His eyes swept over the two passing girls holding hands and wearing cool clothes. He said in a tone as if he had been there: "Then this thing is nothing." The truth is that no matter whether you are mentally ill or a pervert, you are all equal in the face of love. If you fall into it, it will be difficult for you to get out."

Mo Tan glanced at him, frowned and said, "If I remember correctly, you don't seem to have any experience in love, right?"

"Hey, if you haven't seen a pig running, it doesn't mean you haven't eaten pork."

Although he is handsome and rich, Yi Dong, whose relationship history is almost as clean as Mo Tan, snorted softly, blew out a twisted smoke ring, and said sadly: "You also know, since I was taken home, From that day on, my mother would tell me the love story between her and my dad almost every once in a while, until...until now he is meowing!!!"

Mo Tan smiled and sighed: "Aunt Gu has such a good character."

"So, think about it, my gloomy-faced, nerdy dad..."

Yi Dong shrugged and made a funny expression to Mo Tan: "When he was about the same age as us, he had no interest in any three-dimensional opposite sex and only wanted to spend his life with the paper man wives. Man, I made my great-grandfather worry so much about continuing our family lineage, and guess what happened?"

Mo Tan, who didn't have many opportunities to understand the relationship history of Yi Dong's parents, was naturally curious, so he asked in a dignified manner: "What's going on?"

"The destination of the school trip was Japan. When my great-grandfather heard about it, he arranged a blind date for my father without saying a word. The other party was an overseas Chinese who had a good relationship with our family a long time ago... the eldest daughter of the family."

Although he had briefly told Mo Tan before, Yi Dong said it very carefully this time: "My father is not happy. He feels that there is no true love in the third dimension, but he is too embarrassed to openly disobey my great-grandfather, so he went to He got some bad friends from the same class and let them cause trouble when he went on a blind date."

Mo Tan nodded slightly and said with a smile: "The blind date is actually Aunt Gu."

"Yes, that's my mother."

Yidong chuckled, spread his hands and said: "But when we arrived in Japan, a few friends were ready to follow the plan. But unexpectedly, my father fell in love with my mother. Tsk, tsk, pity those few friends of his. It is said that they were attracted by me. What a disaster for that treacherous father."

Mo Tan breathed a sigh of relief, snuffed out the second Huazi, and said with a wry smile: "So what do you want to express?"

"What I want to express is that even a person as weird as my dad can easily be broken by love, let alone a guy like you who is not as weird as my dad."

Yidong also extinguished the cigarette with more than a third of it left in his hand, and said with a smile: "It is guiltless to like someone, even if it is a mentally ill guy like you."

Mo Tan was silent for a long time, and after about two minutes, he turned to Yi Dong and asked: "You just said that your father is not as weird as me. Is that completely nonsense?"

Indeed, although he knew that Yi Dong's father was a hopeless two-spined man, and even made such shocking remarks as "It is impossible to fall in love with a three-dimensional woman", that was just an ordinary thing. It's just weird in the sense that it's not the same thing as a mentally ill person like myself.

"No, I'm not talking nonsense, I just didn't explain it in detail enough."

However, Yi Dong shook his head and shrugged: "To be precise, it's you who is standing in front of me at this moment, you who is named 'Hei Fan' in the game, you who likes classmate Yuchen... it doesn't count. Bizarre.”

Mo Tan laughed dumbly: "Is it limited to me under my current personality?"

"Not really, but I don't think you need me to worry about you in the other two states."

Yidong stretched out and restlessly touched the cracked white paint on the balcony railing while saying: "I have been thinking about a way to solve your problem for a long time... I really can't find it. The only one is The comfort I can say with confidence is probably the sentence 'It's guiltless to like someone'."

Mo Tan tugged at the corner of his mouth dryly, and after a while he nodded and said, "Well, your comfort is very useful. I feel much better."

"Bullshit, you are almost losing your virtue now."

Yi Dong tilted his head and glared at Mo Tan, then patted his pocket: "Do you still want Huazi?"

"No more."

Mo Tan shook his head. In fact, both he and Yi Dong belong to the type that although they know how to smoke, they rarely smoke. The two cigarettes they smoked just now were enough for the occasion. If they continue, they will not only add extra burden to the body. It doesn't make any sense outside.

"Classmate Yuchen is a good girl. Although I am not as familiar with her as you are with her, I can still feel this."

Yi Dong tore off a strip of dry white paint on the railing and sighed: "If I were a simple bystander, I would definitely hope that you, this scourge, would stay away from others, but you are my best friend, so I don't want to You have made it too difficult for yourself. Since the matter has not reached a life-or-death moment and you have to make a decision, you might as well just let nature take its course for a while."

Mo Tan sneered and slapped away Yi Dong's paw that continued to struggle against his own railing: "You also want me to get the boat to the bridge and straighten it out naturally?"

"Otherwise? In the face of an unsolvable problem, no matter how much you are troubled or how much your hair falls, it will only increase your worries."

Yi Dong waved his hand and said very freely: "Whether it's naturally straight or naturally sinks, let's wait until the boat reaches the bridge. The only advice I can give you now is that before things develop to the last moment, before the matter develops, Don’t think too much until you can make an immediate decision.”

"To put it mildly, you just want me to let nature take its course."

After Mo Tan slapped Yi Dong away, he also started to pick up the white paint on the railing. His eyes were full of unconcealable entanglement and helplessness: "To put it harshly, it means that I can escape."

"When you encounter a problem that you have the ability to solve, you don't need to think too much, because you can solve it; when you encounter a problem that you can't solve, you don't need to think too much, because even if you think about it, it won't help."

Yi Dong, who had obviously done enough homework before coming, looked at Mo Tan seriously and said calmly: "Maybe my suggestion is a little unfair to Yu Chen, but Mo Tan... there are too many unfair things in this world. For example, your mental state, this is also very unfair. I am not a judge, and I don’t think that a bowl of water will be equal. I just want to make my friend feel better."

Mo Tan glanced at the friend next to him who was the only one in the world who knew his true identity. The dull pain in his chest that always arose whenever he thought of someone gradually subsided. After a long silence, he said to Yi Dong sincerely, "Thank you." .”

"No thanks, no one can help you with this kind of thing. I just don't want to make myself look too useless."

Yi Dong hammered Mo Tan's shoulder hard and said with a smile: "As long as you are not gay... No, even if you are gay, as long as you don't fancy me, brother, I will try my best to be on your side."

"You just said..."

Mo Tan didn't pay attention to Yi Dong's joke, and just said softly: "At least for me under my current personality, it is guiltless to like someone, right?"

Yidong was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said: "Actually, you can't say that. Even if you are the other two virtuous people, if you suddenly fall in love with someone, it is reasonable and reasonable. It cannot be said to be wrong."

"Yes, no matter what kind of personality you have, it is guiltless to like someone."

Mo Tan sighed softly and murmured: "But 'Mo Tan' himself... is guilty."

Yi Dong was slightly startled: "What did you say?"

"It's nothing, I just got hit suddenly."

Mo Tanqiang cheered up and spread his hands seemingly nonchalantly: "After all, my mental state really doesn't meet the conditions for romance."

Yidong rolled his eyes, and then suddenly lowered his voice and said: "Actually, brother, I have another trick. Although it can't cure the root cause, it may be able to cure the symptoms."

"Your expression tells me that this is definitely not a serious idea..."

Mo Tanqian laughed, crossed his arms and raised his eyebrows: "But let's just listen to it."

"Otherwise, you might as well let Sister Xiaole live with you."

Yidong coughed slightly, his eyes wandered, and he said in a sullen voice: "I always feel that my cousin seems to have a good impression of you. She can even make jokes like that just now. If we both work a little harder, maybe she can You really live here, and then...you two look down every day without looking up, right? Sister Xiaole is not better than before, she looks pretty good now, right? She has a good personality, right?"

Mo Tan didn't say anything, just stared at Yi Dong with a very gloomy look.

"cough……"

Yidong coughed slightly and continued: "I heard that the best way to dilute a relationship is to start another brand new relationship. If you and our sister Xiaole really get married, classmate Yuchen may also I just let it go. I will have to call you Brother Sheng when we meet in the future. Besides, there are so many husbands in Sister Xiaole’s mobile phone and computer, and you are not the least of them. Even if you are mentally ill, at worst, you will change from husband on the 25th to husband on the 25th. The twenty-fifth, twenty-sixth, and twenty-seventh, if you think about it carefully, it doesn’t make any difference.”

Mo Tan ignored him, just leaned over to pick up the cigarette butts that the two of them had thrown on the ground, and put it in the small trash can in the corner of the balcony. Then he shook his head slightly: "Stop talking nonsense."

"How can you say it's nonsense? You..."

When Yi Dong said this, he was suddenly stunned. He closed his mouth and looked at Mo Tan, whose face was not very good-looking, for a long time before frowning and saying, "Are you a pervert? Are you lawful? Are you kind?"

"Lawful good is the way to divide factions in the game, and I don't think I can afford it now."

Mo Tan smiled, then turned to look at the back of the girl on the sofa in the room who was charging 648, and said to Yi Dong with a slightly serious expression: "Don't make such a joke about Sister Xiaole. When I was a child, you were always talkative. , which made people cry."

Yi Dong rolled his eyes and laughed dryly: "Why didn't you say that she bullied me when she was young? Why, as long as she bullies me, I'm not allowed to call her ugly?"

"I'm a girl, let alone..."

Mo Tan shook his head and raised his chin slightly at the back of the girl in the room: "A woman's eighteenth transformation."

This is not true at all. Although Gu Xiaole is now a beautiful girl who is about to enter the realm of trouble, but when she was a child, she was not just ordinary ugly, she was as ugly as a monkey, with a child He is wrinkled, dark, and has a rather bad personality. Although he rarely harms Mo Tan, he always likes to bully Shota Ito in different ways. He is a veritable naughty kid.

The reason why Yi Dong was so ungentlemanly in attacking others in the field of appearance and made the naughty sister Lele cry while holding a big thermos all day long was because, on the one hand, he was still young and not very sensible, and on the other hand, It's because Gu Xiaole is really capable of tormenting people.

And it doesn’t look good...

Children, especially the little ones of Idong's age at that time, are generally relatively innocent. On the one hand, they have not had time to learn 'hypocrisy', a required skill to survive in today's society. On the other hand, they do not have the kind of clothes that can be worn. The insight to see through boring skin and discover interesting souls.

To sum it up briefly, Yi Dong bluntly commented on Ichiban Gu Xiaole's appearance from an objective perspective, which made people cry.

Mo Tan, who is much precocious than Idong, knows how to behave in the world and has a 'lawful good' personality, knocked down Idong the moment he discovered that the young lady's mentality had collapsed, and he tried his best to comfort her and kept crying. Gu Xiaole, who is already in junior high school and does not look very good-looking.

You must know that there is no cheating talent like [Chivalry-Honesty] in reality, so in order to coax Sister Xiaole to get better, Mo Tan told a lot of white lies in desperation, including "Don't listen to Yi" Dong is lying, someone will definitely want Sister Xiaole in the future, and she will definitely not be unable to get married. Really, I definitely didn’t lie to you, others don’t want me! ’←Such words.

It has to be said that in order to give a good impression to his friends and family when he was still young, Mo Tan would take the initiative to put himself under the 'Lawful Good' personality every time he was invited to play. Otherwise, if he changed to 'Chaos Shota Motan, with his neutral personality, has unimaginable consequences.

He might use an even worse attitude than Yi Dong to ridicule Gu Xiaole until he faints.

He might take away Gu Xiaole's first kiss in order to prove that Gu Xiaole is not ugly.

all in all……

It is absolutely impossible for Mo Tan, who was in the 'lawful good' personality at that time, to leave a deep trace in people's hearts.

Chapter 951: End