Quan Ninja live broadcast: I can summon everything

[The Third Hokage: I think, um, there is no hope for the number one ranking in the future. 】

[The Third Tsuchikage: Bullshit.]

[Teimi Mei: I don’t accept it.]

[Uchiha Madara: You’re a little girl, don’t you give in to a hammer? I’m convinced. @ Terumi Mei.]

[Terumi Mei: If you could create a beauty list, I don’t believe that Ye Xiaoluo would still be number one.]

[Ye Xiaoluo: Ah this...]

[Second Generation Mizukage: Ah this...]

[Jiraiya: Ah this...]

【......】

[Tsunade: I don’t really approve of you this time. @ Terumi Mei. According to what you said, I must be the number one. 】

[Terumi Mei: Dare I ask senior Gui Geng? 】

[ Terumi Mei: It seems like it was decades ago when the Sannin became famous. 】

[Tsunade: If Mizukage-sama is so beautiful, he must have a boyfriend, right? 】

[Tsunade: When will Mizukage-sama get married?]

that's all.

The two female ninjas started a shouting match.

Everyone in the live broadcast room was speechless.

[White Snake Immortal: Shut up, I still want to see what the weapons of the first three are. 】

[Toad Immortal: I second the proposal. You two girls are having such a quarrel.]

It finally calmed down.

Everyone is waiting for the top three. What kind of ninja tools are they?

[Ninja Tool List, Third Place, Blood Drinking Sword, Ye Xiaoluo.]

Physical attacks have an 80% life-draining effect, greatly increasing the user's attack power.

The stronger the user, the stronger the sword.

[Ninja Tool List, second place, Endless Blade, Ye Xiaoluo.]

The physical attack will definitely be doubled. The user's attack power will be greatly increased.

The stronger the user, the stronger the sword.

[Ye Xiaoluo: The left hand is endless and the right hand is the blood-drinking sword. I can’t even imagine how I could lose.]

[Ye Xiaoluo: You may not know what it means to hold two artifacts. We usually only use two words to describe this kind of person: Krypton guy! 】

[Ye Xiaoluo: I often say that back then, Chen Daozai could win 37 million with 20 yuan. Now I can win 5 million with 200,000 yuan. It’s not a problem. If I ambush him, I can’t steal this card...

.]

[Ye Xiaoluo: Ahem, cough, cough, it seems to be too far off topic. Those who have stood up can sit down. Everyone can just watch and enjoy themselves. 】

[Ye Xiaoluo: You are envious, but I will never give away these two swords.]

Everyone:???

Is this human language...

[Kakuzu: Such a good ninja must be very valuable.]

[Kaguya Otsutsuki: A truly stunning work.]

[The Third Hokage: Boss, why don't you consider coming to Konoha to have some fun? You can take anything you like. If you're happy, that's fine. 】

[The Fourth Raikage: Ahem, um, actually, I also have beauties in Cloud Hidden Village, Samui, Teak people...]

[The Third Tsuchikage: Where is your mother, Raikage? 】

[Third generation Tsuchikage: Boss, look here @叶小鲁, our Yanyin Village is a place where beauties gather, and it is definitely suitable for choosing a maid. 】

[Terumi Mei: Each of you, do you have any backbone? The one who rides on the horse is only interested in money, right? 】

[ Terumi Mei: Little brother, don’t believe those coquettish bitches out there. 】

[Terumi Mei: @叶小鲁, I sent you a private photo with black silk stockings. In fact, I occasionally want to experience the feeling of being a maid. Don’t get me wrong, this is just for you.]

[Tsunade: Bah, scumbag. I won’t like a woman like you who talks like green tea. 】

[Terumi Mei: What kind of green tea? Sister Tsunade is so good and bad. 】

[Black Earth: Overlapping words, disgusting~~]

[Kurotsuchi: Can you guys be more serious? There are a lot of people in the live broadcast room.]

[Yamanaka Ino: I suddenly feel that Sasuke is not so handsome anymore. 】

[Haruno Sakura: Then it’s settled, Sasuke is mine, you are not allowed to snatch it from me. @山中英野.]

[Yamanaka Ino: Whatever. I told you once before. I was too young and ignorant.]

Konoha.

Maid cafe.

"Owner,"

"Don't you like this kind of lively things? Why are you having so much fun?"

Rem asked in a low voice while beating her legs.

"On a whim,"

"The people there are nice to talk to and all of them are talented people. They really enjoy hanging out here. It feels like they are at home."

Ye Xiaoluo replied lazily.

"Master, don't you think about cultivating and becoming stronger?"

"Practice?"

"It's impossible to practice cultivation. I can only act like a salted fish every day, visit the live broadcast room, and then make random summons, and that's it."

"It's not annoying... Even such a master is very gentle..."

"Rem will always like Master."

"Ahem, the concentration of the two-spined ape is too high. Let me get up and catch my breath."

"..."

[Second-generation Hokage: Boss, you are so powerful, can you release our Hokage’s soul from the belly of death? 】

[Second Generation Hokage: @叶小鲁.]

[Ye Xiaoluo: It can be done...but I'm too lazy to do it.]

[Uzumaki Kushina: I’ll go! That’s the strongest sealing technique in our clan! Can it really be broken? 】

[Ye Xiaoluo: It’s just a god of death. In the final analysis, it’s not that big of a deal. It’s just a god of death in this world, not a real god of death.]

[The Third Hokage: In this case... Boss, can you resurrect the dead? 】

[Uchiha Madara: That’s right! @叶小洛, boss, if you can resurrect me, just make any request, let me be your younger brother, serve tea and water! 】

[Senju Hashirama: You are paralyzed...Madara, when did you become so humble @Uchiha Madara.]

[Uchiha Madara: You know a bit about der. Is there anything wrong with me talking to my elder brother? It’s perfect at the Sixth Path level, even the Sixth Path Sage has to kneel down.]

[Uchiha Madara: Do you understand the value of the perfect sixth level? 】

【Senju Hashirama:......】

[Qianshou Zhujian: @叶小鲁, this Hasi hot mom is a fool, please don’t pay attention to her, boss. 】

[Senju Hashirama: I hate this kind of waste guy who gives up his dignity the most in my life. Do you want to consider me? Speaking of which, I still want to see Konoha now. 】

[Senju Hashirama: It seems that Tsunade is still unmarried, right? Although she is a bit older, she is my granddaughter after all. She has good looks and remains youthful. Why don’t you consider it? @叶小鲁.]

【Tsunade:......】

【Uchiha Madara: Outrageous.】

[Uchiha Madara: Hashi hot mom, you have no shame, right? I think you are a ninja god for nothing. 】

[Senju Hashirama: If you are resurrected, can I watch your resurrection alone with peace of mind? Do you want me to watch you causing trouble outside??]

[Uchiha Madara: The ghost is still here, right? You like to follow me, right? 】

[Senju Hashirama: As long as I'm here, you can't even think about destroying this peaceful world! 】

[Uchiha Madara: Hashi Hot Mom!!!]

【Senju Hashirama: Motor!!!】

[Second Tsuchikage: Were these two people like this before they were alive? Why do I smell philosophy? 】

[Second Generation Mizukage: Sharp sword, sharp eyes, others have had wet bowels, but I am the only one who succeeds...]

[Ye Xiaoluo: Hey, hey, hey, this is not Wuhu Da Sima’s live broadcast room, don’t post weird barrages! 】

[Chilabi: That’s right! Don’t post Teacher Ma’s comments! It will affect the viewing experience. 】

[Chilabi: The golden wheel belongs to me (arrogant face). How can I send it out for others to see? 】

[Eight-Tailed: This wave, this wave is incredible. It belongs to me.]