Quanmin: Knock Your Head Off! I'm A Funny Character

"Fuck! It's disgusting!"

"I just said that cockroaches are the most disgusting creatures in the world!"

"Why let a cockroach into the ring?"

"I warn you! Do not discriminate against insects! ~

"I don't discriminate against insects! I discriminate against cockroaches!"

"Cockroaches are insects too!"

In the auditorium, a cockroach head and a shark-human exchanged curses.

And those spectators seated in the front all had very ugly expressions on their faces.

The closer you are to the ring, the more you can smell that disgusting smell.

That's a hundred times worse than the smelliest thing in the world!

Even canned herring tastes better than this!

"vomit!"

The referee who was standing on the edge of the ring couldn't help but vomited out first.

But he still vomited out of the ring with his unique work ethic.

Then she took out a handkerchief and wiped her mouth gracefully.

Li Luo wants to die now.

too disgusting!

This battle is the most disgusting battle he has experienced since he changed his job!

"I trampled you cockroach to death!"

Li Luo reached out and summoned a mushroom from a different space and stuffed it into his mouth.

Then his body suddenly became bigger.

"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

Li Luo, who is ten meters tall, stomped hard onto the ring.

But with his agility, Mr. Cockroach can always dodge when he is about to be stepped on.

"Stamp it to death!"

"Stomp on that disgusting cockroach!"

"Come on, Bearded Plumber!"

The audience in the auditorium stood up and stood up, covering their noses, to cheer for Li Luo.

With Li Luo's current body shape, half a foot is as big as a third of the ring.

But the cockroaches can always avoid being stomped by Li Luo.

What a cockroach!

Li Luo felt the horror of being dominated by cockroaches in her previous life.

The more you can't hit it, the more irritable you feel, and the more irritable you are, the more you can't hit the cockroach.

Thinking of this, Li Luo took a deep breath.

He reached out and stroked the beard in Mario's current form.

Rearranged my thoughts and thought about countermeasures.

He looked back at his ass.

Now my butt is exactly as big as the ring.

But the vomit in the ring gave Li Luo a headache.

It seems that I really have to sacrifice my ass to attack!

I hope I don't get any weird diseases.

After making up her mind, Li Luo shook her head.

come on!

Big ass cracked!

In the Mario game, sitting on someone with the butt is a more ruthless trick than stepping on it!

Li Luo replicated that skill perfectly.

He jumped high, then raised his legs high, performed a double jump in the air, and sat down facing the ring with his butt facing down.

Li Luo sat down on the ring.

This time, the big cockroach was unavoidable and ate Li Luo's big ass firmly.

【hp-12000!!!】

The damage number is displayed under Li Luo's ass.

This hit didn't kill the disgusting cockroach in seconds.

pity!

For skills that do not clearly indicate damage, Li Luo needs to practice proficiency by himself.

Like the initial spin stampede, these systems marked damage skills.

The damage multiplier of that skill has been fixed.

Cannot be changed.

It seems that the proficiency of this skill is not enough!

It will be used more in the future.

Li Luo stood up again, wanting to repeat the trick and sit down again.

But as soon as he lifted his butt, the big cockroach spread its wings.

"Buzz!"

The cockroach soared into the sky and came to Ji Luo in an instant.

Li Luo's face turned dark.

What he was most worried about still happened!

Cockroaches are fucking flying!

"Whoosh!"

The cockroach hovering in the air waved its wings and launched a skill at Li Luo.

Wing cut!

Consumes 50% of current HP to cause 10000 damage.

Li Luo instantly turned his face to one side to avoid the attack.

But the tip of the wing still brushed against Li Luo's cheek.

【hp-5600】

The cockroach flew back a distance after the blow, and then opened its mouth violently, vomiting a large puddle of mucus on Li Luo's face.

Li Luo scolded her mother in her heart.

Don't talk about martial arts!

Fortunately, he was injured just now, and his body triggered the Mario mechanism, quickly changing back to his original shape.

He sighed, feeling his wet ass and the bad taste in his nose.

The cockroach in the sky swooped down on him again, spit out vomit while flying, and the vomit directly wrapped him up.

Damn.

This is the legendary mop dipped in shit, Lu Bu is alive!

You really don't mind being dirty!

Li Luo suppressed his nausea, spun and jumped, and rushed to the upper floor facing the cockroaches.

Come on! Let's die together!

"boom!"

【hp-5000!!!】

[Congratulations for killing Mr. Cockroach, Competitive Point 35]

The big cockroach that disgusted the audience finally died.

Li Luo also got vomit all over her body.

"vomit!"

Li Luo retched, but finally held back and didn't spit it out.

"it is good!"

"Good kill!"

"I have long been disgusted with this disgusting big cockroach!"

……ask for flowers…

Cheers erupted in the auditorium.

"The winner of this game is still Li Luo!"

"This time he solved a big problem for us!"

"But Li Luo, you should be more careful."

"Experience shows that you see a cockroach in the open."

"That means your home is full of cockroach families!"

"Be careful of its family coming to trouble you."

"Alright, player Ji Lu, do you want to continue to challenge?"

"If you give up the challenge at this time, the competition points will be cleared."

"Only after three battles can you keep your competitive points and leave!"

"If you continue to challenge, the next opponent will be arranged for you!"

Li Luo suppressed his nausea and nodded.

"Arrange for the next one."

The host immediately became excited.

"Okay! Our brave Mr. Li Luo is now full of stench though."

"But he's already committed to the next challenge!"

"I never thought that 30+ level battles would one day interest me so much!"

"Then Mr. Li Luo, please go and rest for ten minutes!"

Li Luo nodded, walked directly to the edge of the ring, and sat down against the side post.

He wants to clean up these disgusting things on his body as soon as possible.

He opened the package, looking for something he could use to cleanse his body.

At a glance, I saw the swimming powder that I had just drawn before.

I didn't expect that I just drew this thing, and it came in handy immediately.

Li Luo took out the swimming powder, opened the bottle cap and sprinkled it on the palm of his hand.

Then apply swimming powder to both hands.

Reach out and touch the arena.

The place where his hand touched instantly melted into water, and he began to splash the water on his body as soon as he held it.

Fortunately, Huan Yu's clothes are not real clothes, so it's easy to clean, just pour water on them, and the dirt will flow down with the water.

And the clothes will not get wet.

This reassured Li Luo a lot.

He didn't want to fight with a stinky body all the time.

At the edge of the ring, a group of people also came over at this time.

Each of them bears the head of a fish.

"Mr Li Luo, please move outside the ring first, we need to clean up the ring, it stinks.

A squid head bowed very politely to Li Luo.

Li Luo nodded and jumped out of the ring.

Those guys with fish heads opened their mouths one after another, spraying water from their mouths to clean up the table.

Li Luo looked at the swimming powder in his hand, and then at the people who were spraying water.

You are here early!

It's a pity that I am a fan of swimming!.