Quick Transmigration: Male God Please Spoil Lighter

Xiaopang didn't notice Shu Xiaomeng's thoughts. He looked up at Shu Xiaomeng and asked very seriously: "So, how did you become a human being?"

Shu Xiaomeng:...

"I became a human when I thought about it." Shu Xiaomeng replied.

Xiaopang looked at Shu Xiaomeng with an expression of "Do you think I am a fool?" His eyes were full of contempt.

Shu Xiaomeng shrugged, spread his hands and said, "It's true."

Xiaopang looked at Shu Xiaomeng carefully, and after confirming that what she was telling was not a lie, he lowered his head in disappointment.

After a few seconds, it said again: "I also want to become a human like an idol."

It raised its head, tears faintly flashing in its eyes.

"I want to be closer to idols."

Shu Xiaomeng looked at such a chubby, and said in silence: "The distance between a fat man and a thin man cannot be changed when he becomes a human."

Chubby:! ! !

Believe it or not, a paw scratches you to death!

"I'm an orange cat! Orange cats are fat! Not fat is not an orange cat!" Xiaopang said very angrily.

Shu Xiaomeng: Oh (indifferent face)

What she was talking about was the fact, how small is that little white cat, how big is this little fat, can the distance between a fat man and a thin man be reduced by being a human?

Xiaopang: So angry!

"Go and lift the curse for my master!" Little Fatty said angrily, his two beards trembling angrily.

Shu Xiaomeng: Oh (indifferent face)

[When the curse is lifted, it must fight this **** flower, flower and bird to the death! Xiaopang thought of this in his heart, and his whole body was trembling.

Shu Xiaomeng stood up, yawned a little, and responded with a "OK".

Only then did Shu Xiaomeng pace to Yu Xuan's room. At this time, Yu Xuan was in a coma, and he had no idea what was happening outside.

"I will lift the curse for him, don't look at it." Shu Xiaomeng directly locked Xiao Pang outside the door.

Xiaopang: Ahhhhhh! That is its owner! Why should it be locked out of the door!

However, Shu Xiaomeng couldn't hear Xiaopang's new life at all. After shutting Xiaopang outside, she walked to Yu Xuan's bedside.

Yu Xuan was in a coma, and his former shrewd appearance became soft and quiet.

I saw Shu Xiaomeng sitting next to him, gently stroked Yu Xuan's face with his left hand, and then did not know where to take out a piece of toilet paper with his right hand?

toilet paper? toilet paper? toilet paper?

Shu Xiaomeng happily looked at the toilet paper in her hand. Fortunately, she didn't run out of toilet paper in the last world and received the system space. Otherwise, she really didn't know what to do!

Shu Xiaomeng spread out the toilet paper, then covered Yu Xuan's lips, and then slowly leaned forward.

In the end, it was accurately and speechlessly covered on the toilet paper. Of course, under the toilet paper were Yu Xuan's thin lips.

As the kiss that was not a kiss fell, a white light flashed across Yu Xuan's body, and disappeared quickly after a second.

Yu Xuan's eyelashes trembled, and the next moment he opened his eyes.

Shu Xiaomeng just opened his eyes and blinked.

The two looked at each other, speechless.

Shu Xiaomeng came back to his senses first, evacuated quickly, and took the toilet paper back.

As for Yu Xuan, he is suffering from a thunderbolt at this time, just because...

【Ding! The host task is completed, the memory is unlocked, and the reward points are 10,000, please continue to cheer~(*^▽^*)】

Yu Xuan:! ! !

He seems to have offended his little wife miserably!