Quick Transmigration: Male Match Guide

Gu Huatian burst out laughing, leaned close to Ling Wuyi and kissed her: "I'll be happier when I'm chatting with you."

"Then what exactly did she tell you?" Ling Wu asked, pouted.

"I chased you away before I said anything. I don't like talking too much with other people of the opposite sex except you." Gu Huatian said with a smile.

Only then did Ling Wuyi raise the corners of her mouth, with a slight smile on her face.

Glancing at the grilled chicken wings in his hand, Ling Wuxi raised his hand and moved closer to Gu Huatian's mouth.

Gu Huatian looked at Ling Wuwen with a smile, and opened his mouth to bite.

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As the time got later and later, other talents gradually became enthusiastic.

At twelve o'clock, sixteen people sat around on the grass, chatting with beer and barbecue.

Ling Wu squatted in Gu Huatian's arms, took a bite of barbecue by herself, and then fed him another bite.

Suddenly someone suggested telling a ghost story, and Ling Wuyi tilted her head with more interest.

Gu Jiaqi raised his hand, raised his voice and said with a smile, "Me, me, me! Let me talk first!"

Seeing everyone looking at her expectantly, Gu Jiaqi coughed twice to clear his throat: "The ghost story I told happened in this Junyi Resort."

Gu Jiaqi lowered his voice to create a terrifying atmosphere: "It is said that before Junyi Resort was built, it used to be the house of a large family in ancient times. And the mistress of this house... died unexpectedly, and her ghost lingers..."

"When Junyi Resort was under construction, some construction workers saw a woman in ancient costume with their own eyes. That woman had no face..."

Following Gu Jiaqi's narration, the girls shrank in fright and hugged each other.

The boys were listening with great interest, with excited smiles on their faces.

It was Ling Wuwen, who turned his head to look around.

By Gu Huatian's side, she is not afraid of any ghosts.

However, she also believes that there are ghosts in the world.

After all, having seen it with my own eyes, it’s hard to believe it or not.

It's just that this Junyi Resort, is there really a ghost?

"One night at twelve o'clock, another construction worker saw the woman in ancient costume. This time, the woman in ancient costume moved...she beckoned to the construction worker."

"That construction worker seemed to have been seduced by his soul...he really walked by..."

"The closer you get, the clearer the figure of the woman in ancient costume is. He can see clearly... The woman in ancient costume really has no face! But, she was talking... She said: Go to hell~ You all go to hell~"

"The next day, the construction worker's body was on the construction site."

"Oh my god~ It's so scary~" After Gu Jiaqi finished speaking, he couldn't help but speak.

Another girl couldn't help but nodded: "Yeah, it's so scary, it can't be true, can it?"

"This is true. Let me tell you about a supernatural event that happened after Junyi Resort was built!" A boy said excitedly.

Then, a new round of ghost stories began...

There were not many girls who came this time, and with the addition of Gu Jiaqi, Ling Wuwen and Ling Alu, there were three more girls.

Two of the girls are girlfriends, and the other has a good relationship with Ling Alu.

After hearing the ghost story, the two girls said that they should sleep in the same room at night, and they dare not sleep alone in the tree house.

At one o'clock in the morning, Ling Alu's eyes fell on Ling Wuwen, who was dozing off in Gu Huatian's arms all the time.

"Ning Ning, why don't you say one too!" Ling Ah Lu said, her voice was very gentle.

Ling Wuxi blinked her eyes, and the others turned their attention to Ling Alu because of her words.

"I can't tell ghost stories, but I can tell jokes."

"Okay, okay, then say one!" Ling Alu was the first to cheer.

Ling Wuxi grinned: "Then I'll tell you a joke I saw on the Internet some time ago. The name of this joke is Biting Constantly."

"One day when two brothers were watching a play in the theater, they saw that they were arguing about the development of the plot, and they made a bet on it. The boss pointed to a row of spittoons in front of him and said: The loser will have a sip of what's inside."

"Unfortunately, the boss lost, so the boss frowned and took a sip. The two continued to bet on the next plot. This time, the second lost. The second picked up a spittoon and drank fifteen gulps. The boss turned pale with admiration, and said to the second child: You are so amazing, you can drink fifteen big gulps! The second child shook his head and said, "It's not that I want to drink, the phlegm in that spittoon is too thick, I can't bear it." Constantly!"

Ling Wuwen finished telling the joke with a smile, and then stopped.

All the people present, except Gu Huatian, Gu Jiaqi and Lin Sirui, were stunned for three seconds. Then they stood up collectively and ran to the side to vomit.

Gu Jiaqi laughed so hard that she leaned forward and backward, and almost fell on the grass.

She had seen this joke with Ling Wuyue before, and the two of them had a serious discussion about the taste and thickness of the phlegm.

Gu Huatian shook his head with a speechless smile. Although he had never heard of this joke, he still has a strong ability to bear it, and he can keep his expression on.

And Lin Sirui didn't react much, that's because Gu Jiaqi told him this joke before.

When hearing this joke, Lin Sirui also felt a little disgusted, but it was not as exaggerated as others.

Ling Wuyi pulled Gu Huatian up from the ground and said, "Okay, tonight's show will end with this very touching joke, good night everyone~"

Before pulling Gu Huatian away, Ling Wuyi made a cheering gesture to Gu Jiaqi.

Gu Jiaqi nodded embarrassingly, and Lin Sirui was a little puzzled.

Because of Ling Wu's joke, the others vomited out everything they ate that night.

But despite this, they can only dare to be angry and dare not speak out.

The atmosphere was messed up by Ling Wuwen, and after those people finished vomiting, they had no choice but to go back to their respective rooms.

Ling Wuwen and Gu Huatian held hands and strolled along the cobblestone path, the shadows of the two were overlapped by the streetlights.

"How about my joke just now? It's not bad, right?" Ling Wuyi looked up at Gu Huatian.

Gu Huatian had a very doting smile on his face, he nodded: "Well, very good! For the sake of their health, I spit out all those things."

"Hahaha~ I think so too!"

After Ling Wuxi succeeded in playing a prank, she seemed to be in a very good mood.

Gu Huatian was also in a good mood, because he found a different catkin, so naughty and cute!

What to do, Gu Huatian felt that he couldn't do without Ling Wuyue.

He wanted to be by her side all the time, wanted to see her as long as he turned his head, wanted to feel her warmth in his palm all the time...

Back in the room, Ling Wuyi went to take a shower first, and then went to bed first.