Quick travel: feed the spiders at the beginning

Pay attention to the spoof of this chapter (when I wrote this chapter, I was under a lot of pressure) (answer before reading, does anyone know where the author is from?)

Next, please make up the dubbing by yourself.

Also, be mentally prepared, especially if you haven't seen a funny dubbing.

"Aha, I finally got the secret recipe for the leek box. (Senior Podimas gets the scroll and prepares to teleport back to the elves in the camp to voice)

"You splash, let go of the house." (Senior Sophia is locked in a cage and unwillingly makes an abusive voice)

"Negishi-san, we won't harm you." (Senior teacher comforts

Sophia) Sophia: "Teacher, you are going to be deceived by scoundrels." Teacher

: "No way, my father can't lie to me." (I know I'm sorry for the teacher, but... ）

......

The absolute above the sky: "I found the target, boss, how do you beat it?"

Bai Jiu: "Very good, I'll come over here, you attract their attention, delay the time, and I'll take the opportunity to bring Sophia out."

Absolute: "OK, then I'll blow up their teleportation array."

Bai Jiu: "Don't blow it up too much."

Absolutely: "What's the matter?"

Bai Jiu: "Dismantle the destroyed parts, dismantle them, and send them to the heron, which can save a little bit."

Absolutely: "Our organization has made the money of the boss over the years, and it is saved at this time."

Bai Jiu: "How can I talk to the boss? And I don't call it Huohuo, it's called investment..."

Tens of thousands of houses were bought when they said they were bought, and weapons of a dozen silver coins were reluctant ... When I first came to the organization, I was very happy to be given a new set of clothes, and I thought that our organization was well treated. As a result, I have been wearing such a dress for three years, and it has been pasted on me.

Bai Jiu: "That's not what you said, and your clothes are covered with mud, so you buried yourself and didn't take a bath."

Absolutely: "I don't have money to buy clothes, what do I wear after taking a shower?"

Bai Jiu: "The organization has also allocated you a fund over the years, why don't you even have a piece of clothing? You have spent all the calves, right?"

Absolutely: "Didn't I buy bath water?"

Bai Jiu: "What kind of bath water is worth a lot of money? Can't you change it yourself? And there is bath water, why don't

you take a bath?" Absolute: "What bath do I take without clothes

?" Bai Jiu: "Then you buy it?"

Absolute: "No money."

Bai Jiu: "Where's the money?"

Absolutely: "I've bought bath water." I've got dozens of tons of tun, just waiting for new clothes to take a shower.

Bai Jiu (forcibly complained speechlessly): "Okay, don't talk about calves." After doing this, I need a lot of new clothes, and wow.

Absolutely: "Properly." And

then he went down.

Bai Jiu hugged the spider from the side: "Just such a guy... Daughter-in-law, you don't say anything to comfort and comfort me, and there are no outsiders now

..."Spider Child: "..."Bai

Jiu: "Daughter-in-law, you mean that the author is worried that the spoof is too serious and will not pass the trial, so he didn't write it." "

Spider Child:"

..."Bai Jiu: "The author actually wants to spoof you in his heart, but he is a little worried about destroying your image (but he still wants to spoof in his heart)"

Spider Zi: "..."Bai Jiu: "

It's really time to save Sophia, that little guy, if you don't go again, the leek box will be cold... However, daughter-in-law, you care so much about Sophia's guy..." (pretending to be upset, begging)

Spider: Didn't speak, kissed Bai Jiu's face.

......

Grandma enchanted you....

Bodimas: "The teleportation array is ready, let's go accurately..."

Teacher: Oh.

Sophia: The Sprinkler family is done with calves this time...

"Kucha, Kucha, Kucha..."

Several crescent-shaped attacks from the sky fell to the ground, and the explosion killed all the other goblins around them.

Podimas: "Who's coming?"

Absolutely: "Your uncle in the east of the village." "

Whew... pia, pia, pia, pia, pia..."

All halved and brought together.

"Hmm... pia、pia、pia、pia。 Sophia

: "Father-in-law, the official Sha, you have come to save the Sprinkle family..."Absolute "I call the Never..." Sophia: "Absolute father-in-law, you have come to save the Sprinkle family..."

Boyimas: "Don't talk nonsense, it's the white family again

, and you're here to ask for someone, right?" Absolute "

From an objective and rational point of view, you

should call Jiu's family, so that it is better to distinguish a little." "

Alright.

Podimas looked at Jue again and said, "What about that guy's salary for you? Do you want to consider coming to me?"

Jue: "The salary is not good, it's been three years, and I've only bought a dozen tons of bath water, and I haven't even changed my clothes... And I signed a life and death agreement, and without him, I immediately gag.

Podimas: "Then let's see if we can solve it peacefully." He

thought for a moment: "Yes." Then

he took out the great sword (inside: so heavy) from behind his back (this sword was not long with a hilt, but like a decapitating broadsword) and pointed it at Podimas.

"A vampire box of 500 leeks, the secret recipe is not sold. Hurry up and pay for it.

Sophia: "Protest, how is the Sprinkle family worth 500

leek boxes?" Invisible Bai Jiu: "You are still protesting, and why are you still this dubbing?"

Bodimas: "That's right, this guy just ate more than 300 leek boxes from me." "

Then you can't count it like this, she added another 300 leek boxes to her worth." The so-called one life is two, two is three, and three is everything. Gold begets water, water begets wood, wood begets fire, fire begets earth, and earth begets gold. Chickens lay eggs, eggs lay chickens... Rounding it up, even if you have 8 billion leek boxes.

Podimas: "Big brother, you paid math from a loan shark? Teacher

: "Dad, the leek box is gone."

Podimas: "How is it possible? I have so many leek boxes?" Teacher: "I

let me and Negishi eat them, and even the flour is eaten with water."

Podimas: "I'm Nima... (Turning his head) "What about my

vampire?" absolutely: "Okay, now that the vampire is gone, there are no 8 billion leek boxes, and this is not over today." "

Bodimas: I'm being falsely accused, isn't it

? Just saying that there are few books about spiders, in fact, there are a lot of fans, but the traffic is too small (yesterday's pure reading income was two cents and four)

Anyway, can you please see your current friends, one by one to charge your love?

I sometimes like white prostitution, but... The premise of prostitution is based on the premise of prostitution in a place, right? If you continue to write like this, you will lose one, friend...

I watched a comic that I liked very much some time ago.,It's been five years since the comic.,But because of the problem of money.,The production team was disbanded... Of

course, I'm sure I can write it down, but I just want to ask, can I watch it to recharge my love, friend?