Raiders of Abuse Scum

After Jiujiu finished speaking, he added: "But it's good to be fat. My mother said that fat people are cute."

Su Zeyun: "..."

Pandas are fat and cute. They are not people. Men should wear clothes to look thin and take off their clothes. Thinking of the double chin and round belly when he became a cat recently, Su Zeyun looked at it quite sadly. Eye Jiujiu.

It's not because he can't control his weight, it's because Jiujiu's food is so delicious, he can't help but eat it into a fat ball bite by bite.

Su Zeyun was about to cry in his heart, but he still gritted his teeth and said in a low voice, "Don't worry, I will definitely lose weight."

Jiujiu nodded and encouraged: "Come on, every fat man is a potential stock, you can do it."

Su Zeyun: "Actually, you still think I'm fat, don't you?"

Jiujiu: "..."

Su Zeyun burst into tears again.

Even though he felt that he was getting fat, Su Zeyun still insisted on eating barbecue because Jiujiu said he wanted to eat it.

However, because Jiujiu said that he was fat, Su Zeyun had been eating roasted vegetable leaves after a meal of barbecue. Seeing Su Zeyun pitifully only eating vegetable leaves because he said he was fat, Jiujiu pinched Su Zeyun with guilt. A roast.

However, even if Jiujiu personally gave it to Su Zeyun, Su Zeyun refused Jiujiu because of his fatness and insisted on eating only vegetable leaves.

After eating and drinking enough, um, after Jiujiu unilaterally ate and drank, Su Zeyun drove Jiujiu to Jiujiu's apartment downstairs. Su Zeyun hugged Jiujiu and kissed her before going home.

Because of dating Jiujiu, Su Zeyun, who was a normal person for the first time in the evening, went to the gym to exercise for three hours that night.

Seeing himself in the mirror with only one abdominal muscle, Su Zeyun clenched his fists.

As long as you give him time, he will definitely be able to return to his previous good figure.

When Jiujiu returned home, she had been waiting for Su Zekun to deliver the cat, but she waited and waited until it was almost eleven o'clock, and Su Zekun hadn't delivered the cat yet.

Although Jiujiu was taken aback by the cat's typing that day, she was used to the cat's presence, but suddenly the cat was gone, and Jiujiu was not used to it.

Can't wait for Su Zeyun,

Jiujiu called Su Zeyun directly.

Su Zeyun was taking a bath when he received Jiujiu's call, but because he saw Jiujiu's name jumping on the screen, Su Zeyun immediately turned off his hair and answered the phone.

Jiujiu: "Did I disturb you?"

Su Zeyun said warmly: "No, what's the matter, is there something wrong?"

Jiujiu opened her mouth, thought for a while and said, "By the way, why didn't your cousin give me a cat today?"

Su Zeyun of Orange Cat Benmao: "..."

Su Zeyun pursed her lips, coughed twice, and said, "I have time recently, and I can take care of myself."

"Will you not let me take care of you from now on?"

"Hmm~"

"Oh~" Hearing that Su Zeyun said that he would not let himself take care of the cat in the future, Jiujiu was instantly lost, and after a low voice, he asked a little unwillingly: "Then can I look after the cat in the future?"

After Jiujiu finished speaking, he added another sentence: "I have been raising him for so long, and I have feelings for him. I will miss him in the future. Can I see him?"

He clearly knew that the cat Jiujiu was talking about was himself, but Su Zeyun was still inexplicably jealous.

Su Zeyun, who was jealous of himself: "No, because I have already given the cat to my parents."

Jiujiu: "Alright~"

Seeing that he really had no chance to see his cat, Jiujiu sighed, said good night to Su Zeyun, and hung up the phone.

Su Zeyun, who thought Jiujiu came to talk to him about some intimate topics between couples, saw Jiujiu asked the cat question, and hung up on him without hesitation. He only felt the smell of vinegar in his stomach, and he was so angry. It's all a little bad.

Lying on the bed after taking a shower, he couldn't fall asleep instantly. Su Zeyun kept his eyes open until two o'clock and didn't feel sleepy, so he took out his mobile phone and called Su Zekun.

Su Zekun, who was playing games with his female ticket and preparing to fight: "..."

Su Zekun's girlfriend: "..."

Looking at the caller ID, Su Zekun walked to the balcony while following his girlfriend with an apologetic smile. After answering the phone, he said with a particularly bitter voice, "Xiaoyun, what are you calling in the middle of the night?"

Do you know that it is easy to affect other people's married life?

Su Zeyun: "You haven't slept yet."

He didn't sleep, but he didn't sleep because he was going to fight?

Thinking that Su Zeyun is still a meow who has never experienced what it means to be in love with a man and a woman, Su Zekun decided not to abuse cats, and said directly: "Is there something wrong with me? By the way, what's the matter with your phone calls in the middle of the night?"

The implication is that if you are fine, I will hang up.

Su Zeyun: "My girlfriend asked me about my cat, and she also said that she wants to see the cat in the future."

Su Zekun: "You just said that the cat was given away."

Su Zeyun: "But she seems very disappointed. Besides, I feel a little uncomfortable. Do you think she likes me or cats?"

Su Zekun wanted to hit someone after hearing this, so it doesn't matter if it's a cat or a human, isn't it you?

Damn, he's still jealous, he has never seen anyone who can make a fuss more than Su Zeyun.

Su Zekun cursed in his heart for being a demon queen, thinking about Su Zeyun's first date in love, he patiently explained: "You change the angle and think about it, your girlfriend has raised you for so long, and it's hard to think about it." It's normal, if you don't go, she won't ask a word, it's not normal, it's a good thing."

"But she keeps asking?"

Su Zekun: "It means that your girlfriend is in love, so you can have fun secretly."

"But she didn't ask me, it was just the cat." Su Zeyun felt a little aggrieved when he said this. He was happily waiting for Jiujiu to ask himself, but in the end Jiujiu didn't ask himself but the cat. Thinking of this, Su Zeyun felt sad It's almost overflowing, don't mention how wronged you are.

Su Zekun: "Isn't the cat also you?"

Su Zeyun: "This is different."

He knows that he is a cat, but Jiujiu doesn't know it, so, to Jiujiu, he is him, and the cat is a cat, he is not the same as a cat at all.

Su Zekun was about to kneel down to Su Zeyun. Fuck, I have never seen someone who is more troublesome than Su Zeyun. Fuck, both of them are you, and you are considered a talent if you are jealous of yourself.

Su Zekun wanted to scold people, but because he thought that Su Zeyun had just left the ranks of single cats and found a girlfriend, he could only explain patiently: "If you think about it this way, your girlfriend likes you so much now, and she must know your true identity in the future." I will like you more, so please be happy."

It's not a grievance, what the hell is a big man who stays up all night and eats his own jealousy, isn't this something wrong with his brain?

After Su Zekun finished speaking, he thought about the exercise he hadn't done just now, so he hung up the phone casually and went back to play the unfinished game with his girlfriend.