Ranger Legend of Azeroth

"Actually, if I were you, other than these things, I would be desperately building ships, trying desperately to get more ships, the more the better. When the undead show signs of invasion, immediately move all civilians to a safe place. If If you really can’t stop the attack of the undead, you won’t stick to it. Take your troops to the Sunwell immediately, and don’t care about the attitudes of those members of the royal family. You must take most of the well water away, so that the high elves won’t be seriously injured due to the problem of magic addiction in the future. , After the undead army is gone, come back to recover Quel'Thalas. Then there will be no high elves, you can sit and watch the battle between humans and undead, and those who are interested can go to see the destruction of Dalaran." Lin Yu Tut Tut chuckled: "I guess the army of undead is unstoppable, so it's better to give them part of the energy of the Sunwell. As long as most of the people are still there, as long as most of the energy of the Sunwell is still there, then There is nothing to be afraid of, and there is nothing wrong with preparing for the worst."

"What if the king and councilors are not allowed to go near the sun?" Sylvanas said.

"What's there to say? Leading troops to surround the Congress and launch a mutiny will not hesitate." Lin Yu was a master who feared the world would not be chaotic. It seemed that the bigger the trouble, the happier he was.

"How can the opinions of a group of old immortals be as important as the future of the high elves? Sneak away most of the Sunwell water. When everyone thinks that the Sunwell is destroyed, Quel'Thalas will be truly safe." Lin Yu He said with a smile: "The next thing will be human's troubles. Don't go out to fight foolishly at that time. It will be announced to the outside world that Quel'Thalas' vitality will be severely damaged. There will be no residents left, and they will not be able to organize an army. We are fighting humans. If you don’t help them, we must help them when they are fighting? It’s a joke. Not only will I not help them, but I will also take a group of younger brothers to watch the battle from a distance and learn how to fight. They pat our **** and leave after beating us, and tell them: I lightly Come lightly, just like I leave lightly, without taking a speck of dust. I am mad at them."

Cock, blah, Cirvanas laughed loudly and said, "You are so funny, you can joke about such a serious matter like this."

Seeing Cirvanas laughing, Lin Yu also laughed and said, "Let me tell you a stupid scandal about Prince Kael'thas."

"His Royal Highness? How did he become a fool?" Cirvanas said, "Prince Kael'thas is a genius of Quel'Thalas, and the dream lover of many girls."

"Is he in Dalaran now?" Lin Yu asked.

"Yes!" Cirvanas said, it was no secret.

"Hmph, let me tell you. He will like a human girl named Jaina in the future. Do you think he is stupid? Besides, that idiot of his does a lot of stupid things, hehe." Lin Yu smiled and said: " Even more stupid than your sister Aurelia!"

"My sister? What's wrong with her? She's not stupid!" Sylvanas said.

"Why isn't she stupid? She actually fell in love with a human named Turalyon, and eloped with him. Playing the missing game, she didn't even know that her country was ruined and her family was destroyed. How could she not be stupid?" Lin Yu asked .

"My sister would like a human?" Cirvanas said in surprise.

"Of course, why am I lying to you? Think about it, humans can live no more than a few dozen years old, maybe a hundred years old, but elves have to live up to 300 years old. From now on, your sister will be a widow for a long time. It's a pity, it's a pity for this big She's a beauty! I don't know how she will solve the problem of desire in the future!" Lin Yu sighed.

Cirvanas blushed and said angrily, "Why do you talk like that?"

"What is this and that? This is very realistic, okay? Let's not talk about her being a widow in the future, but what will she do when Turalyon is gray-haired and old? Don't you think a gray-haired grandfather and A young girl who is very harmonious in bed? Fortunately, the prince's matter did not work out. If it did, I would feel like throwing up when I thought of a handsome guy and an old monster in bed. " Lin Yu said seriously.

"Two good love stories, how can they become so evil after you say that? You can say whoever you want, but you are not allowed to say my sister!" Cirvanas said angrily. But he thought in his heart, he must not let his sister fall in love with that Turalyon.

"Obey! Your Majesty the Queen. Where your will reaches is the territory I guard, and where the sword points is the goal of my struggle!" Lin Yu pretended to be a western knight and said with a smile.

"I told you, don't call me Your Majesty the Queen!" Cirvanas said angrily.

"Oh, what's that called? Xiaoxi? Xiaona? Nana?" Lin Yu tilted his head deliberately and said.

"Don't shout, just call me Cirvanas, or call me Captain Hill!" Cirvanas said angrily

"For more birth points, can it be called Hill?" Lin Yu said. Lin Yu thinks Sylvanas is cute when he is a little angry.

This time Cirvanas didn't object, nor did he express his consent, it was regarded as acquiescing. If she can do this, she already intends to treat Lin Yu as a friend.

The two talked for a while, and it was dark, and Lin Yu returned to his room. Lying in bed thinking about **** myself, I dare not stab myself with a knife, friendly NPCs do not kill me, hostile NPCs have no chance to meet, I don’t know how to get poison, after much deliberation, I can only jump off the cliff. It's not that he doesn't want to jump off the nearest building, but the buildings in Taquilin are not very high, and he's afraid that he won't die if he jumps down, and he won't be able to take care of himself if he falls, so that would be a lot of fun.

Taquilin was at the foot of Morning Mist Mountain, so it shouldn't be a problem to climb up with his elf agility. Going up to a high place and jumping down should not cause much pain. Tomorrow, when I open my eyes, it will be another day of life and death.

After thinking about it, he quietly left the barracks in the middle of the night to go to Chenwu Mountain, and climbed to the top of the mountain. After climbing for about half an hour, he found a relatively high cliff.

He looked down, at least it was more than 100 meters high. I thought, how can I die fast enough at this height! The body outside should be terribly hungry. I didn’t eat anything for a day or two and just slept. Don’t be the first Chinese to sleep to death! What if he really died like that? He suddenly thought of the discussion among his friends.

"Hey, you know what? That so-and-so is dead."

"How did you die?"

"Sleeping to death! The first person in Chinese history to sleep to death has been published in the newspapers."

As soon as he thought of this, he was immediately spit on the ground and stomped hard with his feet a few times. I thought that I would not be so unlucky.

He took a deep breath, and suddenly shouted loudly: "Goodbye, Azeroth! Goodbye, Cirvanas!" After finishing speaking, he closed his eyes and jumped out, quite excited *'s demeanor, it's a pity that what he shouted can only make people cover their faces.

"Ah!" In the jungle behind the cliff. With a scream, a figure flew out and reached out to grab Lin Yufei's body. It's a pity that Lin Yu jumped very far, and her outstretched hands were not long enough.

Cirvanas stared blankly at the grasping hand, then at the rapidly falling black shadow, suddenly felt a sense of bewilderment and loss in his heart. Suicide, why did he commit suicide? Cirvanas muttered, a gust of mountain wind blew up, stirring up her golden hair. Suddenly, Cirvanas came to his senses, and ran down the mountain at top speed.

In fact, Sylvanas has known since Lin Yu walked out of the barracks. The reason why she didn't show up was because she wanted to see who the mysterious organization she imagined was, so she followed Lin Yu all the way to the cliff. But what happened later was beyond her expectation and beyond her control.

After Lin Yu jumped out forcefully, he closed his eyes tightly, only hearing the whistling wind in his ears, and then he felt his body suddenly paused, as if he was caught by something. Before he opened his eyes, his body fell rapidly again. Because the force of the fall was too great, it broke through the thing that was hanging on his body, and then he felt that he hit a soft object, but the huge impact from the top to the bottom knocked him out.

It turned out that after Lin Yu jumped off the cliff, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com first hit the web woven by the spinning spider, and after breaking the web, he smashed into the big belly of a giant spinning spider lying on the ground. The body has been embedded in the spinning spider's stomach, but half of the body is still exposed. There is no way, the spider's stomach is not as big as his body.

Although the giant spinning spider's stomach was almost completely crushed, it did not die immediately. The huge pain made it run around in panic. When Lin Yu's body fell, it turned back angrily and bit it fiercely. After taking a sip, he reluctantly died beside him.

Cirvanas ran to the bottom of the cliff to search for a long time but didn't see the corpse. She saw a giant spider web with a big hole in it, and saw the spider's green slime on the ground. She followed the trail of the slime and chased it down. Finally found the bodies of Lin Yu and the giant spinning spider under a big tree.

She went up and probed Lin Yu s nose with her fingers, and found that there was still breath, but his blue face told her that Lin Yu was in a bad condition and had been poisoned by the venom of the reflexive spider. She carried Lin Yu's sticky body on her back without hesitation, and walked quickly towards the barracks.

The barracks guards were very surprised when they saw Cirvanas rushing into the barracks with a person on his back. Before they could see who it was, they were ordered to find the pharmacist immediately.

The pharmacist came over quickly, looked at Lin Yu's situation, quickly prepared the medicine, and gave it to Lin Yu. He told Cirvanas that Lin Yu's condition was very bad. Not only were several bones broken, but the poison on his body was not the usual spinning spider's poison, but a king spider with a large amount of poison, and Lin Yu The time of poisoning is not short, and it is hard to say whether he can survive. A broken bone is easy to deal with, just get some bone-setting healing techniques, but spider venom is troublesome, and whether he can wake up depends on whether he is willing to stay in the world.