Ranger Legend of Azeroth

"Then there is no way!" Cirvanas laughed, "Two unlucky ones, one is my sister and the other is my brother-in-law." She shrugged her shoulders and spread her hands.

"Since you know that we are two unlucky people, don't let us be so unlucky again." Alleria said, "What do sunset and dusk mean?"

"Sister, are you pretending to be stupid? You won't really become stupid!" Cirvanas said: "Isn't it dusk now? You can see the sunset when you go outside!"

"Not this," said Aurelia, "it's about the emotional aspect."

"Emotional?" Cirvanas laughed after thinking for a while, "Brother-in-law said it!"

"I know you still ask?" Alleria said.

"Why didn't you ask him?" Cirvanas asked.

"If he is willing to say it, why should I ask you?" Alleria said.

"Oh," Cirvanas said, "You asked nonsensically, do I already know?"

"He said you knew!" Alleria said.

"He really said that?" Sylvanas asked.

"Does it matter if he said that?" Alleria asked.

"Of course it has something to do with it. It's not like you don't know him. He often turns around when he talks. If you don't know what he said before, it's hard to guess what he said behind." Cirvanas said.

"Then how did he say you know? I have a feeling that he knows you better than me." Alleria said.

"Are you jealous? Don't worry, he's not my type." Cirvanas laughed.

"Why did I suddenly realize that you suddenly have so many new words? Can't you speak normally?" Aurelia asked.

"It must have been influenced by that unlucky brother-in-law," Cirvanas said, "I've been talking to him for a long time, and I've picked up a bad habit."

"Hmph! Don't learn the good ones, but learn those bad habits!" Aurelia said, "Tell me, what do you mean?"

"It's quite simple. Morning is first love, noon is hot love, dusk is engagement and marriage, and evening is after marriage." Cirvanas said.

Alleria was stunned for a while and said, "I still don't quite understand."

"Sister, you really have become stupid! Could it be that love makes women stupid and men stupid like what brother-in-law said?" Cirvanas said.

"Am I getting stupid?" Alleria asked.

"Of course, you weren't like this before!" Cirvanas said: "It's so simple, the morning is cool, the air is fresh and sunny, it's as comfortable as first love, it makes people nostalgic. It's hot and scorching at noon, isn't it hot love? In the afternoon, there is both the afternoon heat and the afterglow of the sun, which means that although the two parties have a considerable understanding, the warmth of love is still there." Cirvanas said.

"Then why is it night after marriage?" Alleria asked.

"That's because before we got married, we only saw each other's good points, but after we got married, we only saw the other's faults. It's dark and cold like the night, so we need to cover the quilt to keep both parties warm. Oh, It means that both parties should take good care of a warm home, otherwise they will get sick. In his words, if one person is sick, it is called family disharmony, and someone is likely to cheat. If two people are sick, it is called family breakdown, and the two parties get divorced." Hill Vanas said.

Alleria was stunned for a while and said, "What are you guys talking about? Why are these inexplicable mornings and evenings? Are you usually talking about the weather?"

"No, these are casual jokes. Most of them are about crazy people, fools and smart people," Sylvanas said.

"Madman, fool, smart person? It's these inexplicable things again." Aurelia felt that she couldn't understand more and more. Did she become more and more stupid? She intuited that these three kinds of people are not that simple, but she didn't know what they represent, so she asked: "It's not that simple, what kind of lunatics, fools, or smart people are they?" she said.

"Who would be so bored to talk about those people? Oh, no, I'm a woman, so who would be so bored to the point of lactic acid?" Cirvanas suddenly poohed twice, then slapped himself again The mouth said: "It's all my fault for that unlucky brother-in-law, which made me unable to speak normally even if I was not careful."

"Don't blame him entirely, you didn't learn well yourself!" Alleria frowned and blamed, "You learn from bad things!"

"Is there anything good about him for me to learn?" Cirvanas pouted and said, "You protected him before you got married, and you will always criticize me."

"He..." Alleria suddenly realized that she didn't know as much about the Habayashi Blood Eagle as she had imagined. smart people."

"A lunatic is a lunatic. He kills anyone he sees, and asks others what 1+1 is equal to. A fool is someone who doesn't know what 1+1 is equal to. A smart person is someone who can calculate 1+1 to be equal to 3 or more." Hill Vanas said.

"What about the person who calculated 1+1=2?" Alleria asked.

"The one who knows too much is the unlucky brother-in-law, who should be beheaded the most!" Cirvanas said with a beheading gesture: "Chop, I'll chop, let's see where you hide!"

Ao Lei said in amazement: "Why should he beheaded?"

"1+1=2, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com he knows such a difficult question, a madman should hack him 100 times!" Cirvanas said.

"Is the question 1+1=2 difficult?" Alleria asked.

"Difficult! The most difficult question in the world!" Cirvanas didn't know what to think, and suddenly became interested, and asked Alleria, "Sister, let me ask you what 1+1 equals?"

"Isn't it equal to 2?" Alleria said.

"That pile of sand plus another pile of sand, isn't it still a pile of sand? Isn't 1+1=1 also correct?" Cirvanas asked.

"This..." Aurelia was stunned, and after waiting for a while she asked curiously: "How did that smart person calculate 1+1 to a number greater than three?"

"My sister and my brother-in-law have one child, which is 1+1=3, and having two children is equal!" Cirvanas said.

…Aurelia froze again.

Sylvanas smirked and said: "It turns out that not only I don't know, but also others don't know, we are all fools."

"What exactly is 1+1?" Alleria asked.

"It's equal to 2! Didn't you say that just now?" Cirvanas said.

"Why is it equal to two?" Alleria asked strangely.

"Because this is the truth of the lunatics. My brother-in-law said that geniuses are all lunatics. The first person who knows that 1+1=2 is definitely a genius among geniuses, and a lunatic among lunatics. Only he knows why 1+1=2 , instead of =1 or equal to 34567. Sis, do you know who is the first person to know that 1+1=2?" Cirvanas asked.

"The first one..." Alleria shook her head. She estimated that no one could answer this question.