Re, Gu Aotian Slaughtered Me

Rimuru wanted to ask Ainz about his understanding of interracial marriages, but he didn't know how to say it, so he asked him to take his wife Messet to the hot springs at his home to see if there was a chance to talk about it like a normal chat. .

Here, Messet showed off the back-wiping ability that Rimuru was quite powerless to complain about—to be precise, the ability to brush bones.

"Messet also figured out a process for me to brush cleanly inside and out without leaving any dead spots. It's really helpful. Hmm, it's even better if you add a high-quality hot spring." Ainz said comfortably. .

"Haha." In this regard, Messet just smiled along with her, keeping the same rhythm in her hands as when she brushed her teeth.

"That's right," Rimuru keenly caught the opportunity and asked, "How did you two get together in the first place, can you ask me a thing or two?"

At this moment, the atmosphere of the air has obviously changed. What caused Rimuru to be inexplicable was that Messet rubbed her own bloodless white porcelain face with the soap of his appearance, looking like she had been breached; Ainz was expressionless because of his bone face, but he gave her a face. Rimuru has a feeling very similar to himself. Is it the reason that he was a single social animal in his previous life and was not good in this regard?

"Uh, if you don't want to say it, forget it." Rimuru had no choice but to save.

"Hmph, as long as Ainz has no opinion, it's not a big problem for me to tell you." Messet turned her face away and said.

Ainz nodded slightly while making a "woohoo" sound in his mouth, and Messet showed a coquettish smile, and spoke with a voice in the memory mode. However, Ainz added various explanations on the "private line".

Then, Rimuru was embarrassed—the two of you came together smoothly because of a big misunderstanding and couldn't bear to break it?

"Well, you guys really lived in harmony." Rimuru finally decided to say something that wouldn't break the defense further and wasn't a joke.

[Hmm, maybe it's just because the relationship between men and women can't go smoothly just by virtue of spiritual union. On the other hand, as an undead, spiritual union is almost the limit, so there will be no further extravagance. ] Ainz replied in a private line.

Limuru felt that their relationship was more like the relationship between the Necromancer King Aardman and the beautiful Dragon King Winnie under his command, rather than a husband and wife.

"So, is it your Majesty Rimuru, are you ready to get married? Then congratulations," Ainz said.

"Ah? Does it count... I'm still considering it."

"However, I heard that the reproduction of monsters in this world will cause the power to decline, but does it really exist?"

"After all, the magic element will be divided by the descendants, it should be true. But as long as the source is not divided, it can be restored. But, in other words, even if you get married, is the birth of a child between a slime and another race really considered a child of both parties? ' Rimuru muttered.

After all, it is true that slimes will develop after being injected into the uterus, but the slimes that develop in the uterus are only absorbing nutrients from the mother, and have nothing to do with genetic inheritance.

"Is the offspring important to you? Messet and I can't have children, so I don't have the experience and feelings. If I want to give advice, I can only say sorry. As far as I know, the distant alien race It is impossible for them to reproduce normally," Ainz said.

"But, you are good masters and servants, right? Ghosts and gods also have infinite lifespans, so even if they don't get married, they can be together forever, right?" Messite interjected.

Limuru thought for a while, then sighed in the sky: "Ah, but Klauenpis's marriage proposal, of course, is nonsense, and it's not for nothing. Where did the original rumors come from?"

(Gobta: "Ah!")

Limuru hopes to have a "happy ending" or a "friendly ending". In a sense, this is also a way of escaping reality.

He remembered the details mentioned in Ainz's private line just now. It should be that Ainz did something that made Messet misunderstood. Coupled with many factors, Messet's emotions exploded. He thought he was a passive response, but he actually initiated an active confession to Ainz. It was only because Ainz had a hard time riding a tiger in front of everyone's eyes that he pushed the boat, that is, did Ainz have the courage to refuse.

But it is still incomparable. They can get along smoothly. The big reason is that the material and spiritual needs of the undead are relatively low, and they will not easily have conflicts due to trivial life matters. In addition, they have many years of experience as teachers, students and comrades in arms, and they do not stay together. The sense of disobedience, the big goal will not have forks, it will be so smooth.

He glanced at Messet, who was still carefully rubbing Ainz's bones with Rimuru-shaped soap, and then carefully brushing it back and forth with a brush. A higher-end bath product - it's hard to see Messet rubbing it everywhere, how about combining the two with a real slime and making it a product that can be automatically scrubbed?"

"I see, it sounds like a good idea. But if you need to rely on your skills to maintain it, it doesn't make sense, right? If you can make a general-purpose product, be sure to sell it to me." Ainz said.

"Okay, it's a deal." Limuru looked at the sky, "The weather is not bad today. UU reading www.uukanshu.com"

As always, escaping from reality in embarrassing places that have nothing to do with the overall situation.

"Speaking of the transaction, how about just to settle the previous reward? Although the enemy has not been completely eliminated, the war has come to an end. Although it was not considered that the war would be like this, it was not written in the contract. The soldier's position is to hope that the reward will be paid immediately," Ainz said.

"Oh..." Limuru remembered that there was still this stubble. Fortunately, the enemy has not been completely eliminated, otherwise he would really have forgotten, he pretended to be an old **** and said, "Okay, what form does Mr. Gong want to pay? ? It doesn't matter if it's money or something unique to the Demon Kingdom."

"So, let me think about it... If I pay for the same equipment as your saber, Your Majesty Rimuru, how many sets can I get?" After all, this level of equipment does not seem to be sold in the Demon Kingdom, so Ainz should try it out first.

"This... we can't do it. In fashionable terms, if high-end weapons and armor are used for a long time and are affected by evolution, they will basically improve with their own strength. There is no reference value." Limuru replied.

Ainz thought for a moment, then asked again, "What about the best equipment that can be customized according to the Demon Kingdom?"

Limuru seemed to give a very casual answer: "Hehe, for the sake of your past life and I are both social people, I will give you a discount, I will give you ten complete sets, and you can choose the specifications. You don’t need so much, it can be converted into other equivalent things.”

(to be continued)

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