Re, Gu Aotian Slaughtered Me

Latest website: Klauen Pis saw that Yuuki seemed to be very entangled in the name of the person she quantified and entered SAO. She couldn't figure it out, so she had to smile and say: "No, no need. The last name represents race and status, usually No. Call me Clumpis or the shopkeeper as before."

She doesn't even care about herself anyway.

"That Crampis sister?" Yuuki asked.

"My age is too old to be your ancestor... Well, it sounds good, so that's fine, hee hee hee." Klauenpis replied with pretending to cover his mouth happily.

"Krampis-san didn't trust your comrade, didn't you make it clear to everyone?" Yuuki asked again.

Klauenpis tilted his head with a smile and said, "Trust my companions? The people who died when I failed are almost all my companions, but the only remaining intelligent races are fairies and humans. Humans only believe in the creatures they believe in. When most people are cursed, a few people need a window to vent. Even fairies don’t believe in me, do they? Even my children have been turned into floors because of the great upheaval. I am one of the guardians, and I have indeed gained great power, so what else can I say?"

This is the truth. When Verustila was quantized into SAO, it was recognized by the system as the original 90th floor boss. Since Aincrad was in the unfinished state of the floating city at this time, after correcting it according to the settings, she was responsible for A field boss in a wild labyrinth.

"Then, since you have the power, what can you do?" Yuuki was still asking.

"Do what? Shut everyone up with invincible violence? Ha!"

Klauenpis suddenly inserted the sweet potato chips that had been fried and set aside to cool slightly with the hamburger steak, and inserted them straight into Buhlum's mouth.

plugged in.

"Woo woo, woo woo, this, this smell... ah woo woo."

Seeing the smile on the wrinkled old face, Klauenpis was a little proud: "How is it? To match your taste, I specially brushed honey and cream. I have been in the human race for so long to learn. There are a lot of delicious cooking methods, but the goblins who are arrogant and self-isolating because they have kept the country are outdated.”

"Uh... this, very ordinary! More honey and cream!"

"It's so sweet? Are you a child! For an old disrespectful guy!"

"Can I fool my question this way?" Yuuki, who was already sitting on the ground to listen to the story, muttered softly.

Among the people present, Kirito, Lyfa, and Argo planned to listen to everything, Yuuki and Ran focused on the story, Rindo and Kao complained that there was no information that would be helpful for the strategy, but Akanari held The book that Klauen Piss took out before was reading silently, and his expression changed again and again.

"This is the quest book, what have you found?" Several people who were concerned about the strategy naturally approached.

"This... I think this is indeed a key tool for learning magic." Akanali said with a smile.

"You nonsense, doesn't the cover say 'Introduction to Magic'? Let's take a look too."

"Oh, yes, ahahaha, I've seen enough, let's see." Akanali couldn't tell, it was almost the same as the textbook she used to learn magic in reality, except for the design of the cover and layout, the content All copied.

So is SAO really just a game of death? Wouldn't it include Academy City's online magic training institution? If it really did, the dean should have said it last time, but I don't know why I haven't been able to get in touch recently.

On the other side, during the goblin quarrel, most of the hamburger steak and sweet potato fell into the belly of the great sage, and Klauenpis also ate a quarter of the hamburger steak and two pieces of sweet potato.

Klauenpis also explained to the great sage Bhurum the purpose of bringing the human race to visit secretly this time—

She had given up hope for this world, but one day, a large number of human adventurers who suddenly descended on this world gave her a little hope.

In the beginning, there was more disappointment, because the mental state of those people was terrible, and there was a lot of conflict with the indigenous people, but there should be hopeful people among them.

When she found that most of these potential hopefuls seemed to like to live without a fixed place, she chose to open hotels with low accommodation conditions but high cost performance in areas where she thought she hoped to attract certain groups of people. Change the place to guide suitable human adventurers, but it is a bit unexpected to have a harvest in the first year.

The players who collectively looked at Klauenpis because they came to the key content of the mission, silently complained that "one year" is very short? In fact, they have been at SAO for less than a year.

But the age of the people seems to be very long, and if you complain, you will lose.

"So that's the case, let's start with [meditation]. Are these people you picked?" Bhurrum asked.

"Not exactly, the uncle in blue and the head of the meteor hammer at the back is incidental." Clownpeace said humorously.

Ignore the sound of the player giggling and smacking for now.

"Ah, um, that's it. Anyway, because you also stole the old man's food just now, and the old man is not full, I will give the old man another one-sweet potatoes. The amount of cream is twice as much." Bhulum began to bargain. .

"So heavy?" Klauenpis gestured to Kirito, and after getting the sweet potato, started cooking again.

Only then did Brurum start his mission and greet the players: "Okay, you guys, you really want to learn magic, right? Let's start with [Meditation]. If you can pass the first trial, you will have To learn the qualifications for the introduction of magic, the profound art of [Meditation] [Awakening] is also expected to be comprehended. Although the objects that the old man has successfully taught can be counted with both hands, I have never seen the human race learn the latter. But since she brought The people who come, at least won't be completely misunderstood."

Bullum said to the players: "To start the trial practice, straighten your waist!"

He took out an hourglass of green sand to keep time. UU reading www.uukanshu. com

Said to be a trial practice, in fact, it is to let everyone relax and meditate for three hours. This setting is both scientific and magical.

In fact, as long as you reach the best state of meditation, you can determine the success of learning, but the so-called letting go of the mind is not as simple as being inactive on the physical level.

By the way, don't forget that Klauen Pissi is there to fry sweet potatoes, or the kind with a lot of cream and a little honey. She took everyone to a state of fasting that has been consuming energy since the first time she entered the Tower of the Pillar. Plus the game restores realistic hunger...

Once someone has a crooked mind that has nothing to do with meditation, Bhulum can see it right away, and whips him with a short stick, which is still painful.

But most of the beatings were boys and uncles. It seemed that they really wanted to eat at this time.

(to be continued)